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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Monk Sacked on: Yesterday at 09:20:04 PM
Fuck sake just googled it  he signed. Lump ten donkeys on Houghton then
you're no  :lids:.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Platini Arrested on: Yesterday at 08:52:48 PM
Platini arrested?

When I read this thread title I expected it to be someone accusing him of being involved in the marton country club blaze.

Loose lips and all that



3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Monk Sacked on: Yesterday at 06:06:39 PM
HEARD IF LAMPARD GOES TO THE RENT BOYS... HE IS LINE FOR THE DERBY JOB.... MEL MORRIS ALREADY TRIED WITH STEVE GERRARD BUT HE TOLD HIM HE IS STOPPING AT RANGERS...
WORKED WONDERS FOR BRUM LAST SEASON DID MONK....
I thought he did well  under the circumstances.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sewer Rats on: Yesterday at 06:00:29 PM
Rob a pizza man round here and the bastards will get food poisoning.
looked like a commuter.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: So we better get some Woodgate smilies ready then. on: Yesterday at 04:27:24 PM



TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL !!!

Lids - who made this?

I'M FUCKED IF I KNOW..... YOU WORRIED ABOUT COPYRITE LIKE ?

LIDS IN NITK SHOCKING CONFESSION.

 mick
he's ITK about not knowing, :lids:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Plans for the Board on: Yesterday at 03:40:34 PM
NO PROBLEMS WITH POP UPS ON MY NEW HUAWEI PHONE  😁😁😁👍😉👊👊👊👊👊😎
Be no good when the big D tells  fat Boris to kick the tiddlys out. mcl
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Pogba on: Yesterday at 03:26:58 PM
Everything that's wrong with the modern player.500k a week to stay,man u won't win the league  with him he wants fucking off the mercenary cunt. :wanker:
Boro's model is the way forward. :mido:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Plans for the Board on: Yesterday at 03:19:50 PM
Could you check if it's a board problem that we can't upload an avatar. Might something to do with locking the username in.
I thought it was my incompetence  but  someone else had the same problem.

See if it works properly after the upgrade. That should take of pretty much all the little problems like that.
Cheers ,stick a post up when you've finished.  jc
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Plans for the Board on: Yesterday at 03:15:12 PM
Could you check if it's a board problem that we can't upload an avatar. Might something to do with locking the username in.
I thought it was my incompetence  but  someone else had the same problem.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: Yesterday at 12:15:56 PM
Is it young Amer you think should be in jail or Andrews?
bang em both up just to be sure. monkey
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kyle Walker-Peters on: Yesterday at 11:47:39 AM
On loan from Spurs  sshhh
ONLY ONE ITK ON HERE. :lids:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SCHWARZ.... on: Yesterday at 11:28:44 AM
I remember watching Fury when he started out, thought British heavyweight at best, never thought he'd get this far,he's up there on ability and keeps confounding his critics.A sharp brain as well. jc
Only wilder out there can potentially beat him.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOWNING IS GOING NOWHERE !!! on: Yesterday at 11:05:48 AM
an astute signing  :pope2:

i knew about this last week though, as i am proper ITK


Woody wants to play him in the middle in a 433  :like:

The middle of a midfield 3 is the only place where he could still be effective. He's got a good pass in him and has good awareness of the game...no good on the wing cos he is too slow

                                       Rudolf
Shotton                 Fry                (New CB)          (New pacey LB)

                                       Howson

 
(New RW)                       Downing                        Tavernier      



                          Britt                  (Braithwaite.) or Lewis Wing



:pope2:
fuck that five man defence,and  downing is not a strong tackler so he needs a cruncher in midfield to win the ball.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KEN THE PURPLE - WATCH THE DONUT NOT THE HOLE !!! on: Yesterday at 11:02:41 AM


that would look good in colour. :like:
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KEN THE PURPLE - WATCH THE DONUT NOT THE HOLE !!! on: Yesterday at 10:43:02 AM
WITH ROYAL ASCOT UPON US THOUGHTS OF KEN THE PURPLE COMES TO MIND AND WITH IT WHAT MISERY RACING CAN BRING.

KEN THE PURPLE, OR PURPLE KEN, WAS HAPPILY MARRIED WITH A HOUSE, FAMILY AND PUSHBIKE AND A STEADY JOB.

KEN WAS/IS A QUITE BENIGN AMIABLE MAN BUT VOLATILE WHEN HIS HORSES WENT DOWN.

ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK HE USED TO PARK HIS PUSHBIKE OUTSIDE THE BS AND GO IN AND HOPE TO WIN A FEW QUID.

BUT HE WAS/IS ONE OF THE UNLUCKIEST GAMBLERS I'VE ENCOUNTERED.

IF SOMETHING COULD GO WRONG IT WOULD AND HE WOULD END UP HURLING HIS SCREWED UP SLIP AT THE SCREEN CURSING AS HE STORMED OUT THE SHOP.

OBVIOUSLY HE WAS TAKING THIS HOME WITH HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT COST HIM EVERYTHING.

HE FOUND SOLACE WITH HER WHO USED TO SAY HELLO AND THEY MOVED INTO A COUNCIL HOUSE.

BUT THEY HAD PROBLEM NEIGHBOURS AND ONE CHRISTMAS AS I WAS WALKING BY GOING FOR A NIGHT OUT I SAW PURPLE KEN LOADING IS WORLDLY POSSESSIONS IN BINLINERS INTO THE BACK OF A CAR, NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUTURE HELD.

HE'D OBVIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH. FULL OF DISCONTENTMENT.

SO AS ROYAL ASCOT APPROACHES JUST SPARE A THOUGHT FOR KTP AND BE CAREFUL AS YOU GO AS YOU COULD END UP IN THE SAME BOAT.

MIND HOW YOU GO !!!
monster does it better..... sshhh
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 4 Drugged Up Murderers Off Our Streets. on: Yesterday at 10:41:57 AM
Why would a lefty wanker like me lie and say a Tory was actually quite fair, I would do the complete opposite surely? 
you've stated on here you don't follow politics,how can you describe yourselve as a leftie,that indicates a political stance.


He's not a leftie, he's a dickhead troll and should be treated as such. Read back his posts, he lurks about until his targets are about then he pipes up. He doesn't like it when he gets it back because he lashes out with none factual bs (see above) and can't give a reasoned debate. Treat him like he treats others with a brush off.
I know he is,i think he's from fmttm.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: Yesterday at 10:38:34 AM
those slangers are 10/10.

18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 4 Drugged Up Murderers Off Our Streets. on: June 17, 2019, 11:29:47 PM
Why would a lefty wanker like me lie and say a Tory was actually quite fair, I would do the complete opposite surely? 
you've stated on here you don't follow politics,how can you describe yourselve as a leftie,that indicates a political stance.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 4 Drugged Up Murderers Off Our Streets. on: June 17, 2019, 10:17:14 PM
I messaged him, he said he couldn’t agree more and has grave concerns with the crime stats especially violent murders, he said he was aware the murder rate is higher than London and it is of great concern to him, he is lobbying government for extra funding for local policing, when asked why London gets all the press even though our murder rate is higher he said it’s the same with anything that happens in London, due to it being the capital it is more under the spotlight.
:dftt: :woodgate1:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tortured Mind on: June 17, 2019, 07:39:41 PM
What's going on at bowesfield lane outside that mosque?

Fuck loads of police cars. Saturday and again today.


LEAVE HIM RIGHT OUT OF IT.!!
(Oh fuck i'm doing it now. lost
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Forget london on: June 17, 2019, 07:10:40 PM
I don't think it's drink or drugs,plenty of people do both without being violent and anti social, with that type of person, it's just how they are, don't know why.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gender neutral bogs on: June 17, 2019, 06:11:37 PM
What a fuckin load of shite.

It is a fuckin shithouse for fucks sake.

Why do people give a fuck what badge is on the fuckin door?

Just go in and have a fuckin shite.



Cunts.



 
letting gadgies into women's toilets is well dodgy,pervert/rapists charter. now a bloke can self identify as a women and go in their changies, WTF is going on when people can't have a bit of privacy without some right on wanker trying to impose their will.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOWNING IS GOING NOWHERE !!! on: June 17, 2019, 05:59:14 PM
I’d sooner have Adam Johnson back
good idea, :homer:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WOODGATE OFFERS BRAITHWAITE AN OLIVE BRANCH... on: June 17, 2019, 04:06:31 PM
MY ANSWER TO THAT WOULD BE TO GET RID.

YOU'VE SEEN IT AT MAN U WITH POGBA.

ONGOING KEEPING PEOPLE IN LIMBO.

I WANT PLAYERS WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE. PLAYERS WITH THE CLUB AT HEART !!!
good point but no fuckers wants Braithwaite. :chrisk:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOWNING IS GOING NOWHERE !!! on: June 17, 2019, 04:04:14 PM
a seasons contract.

1 YEAR CONTRACT I HEARD AND COACHING DUTIES THE SEASON AFTER....

Get the fans onside with that coup 

FUCKING SEASON TICKET SELLER THAT LIKE !!!

🤔👍🙄😁👀😐
I thought it might happen so I got mine in march. :mido:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben Gibson on: June 17, 2019, 03:47:32 PM
Overrated, can’t even get a game for Burnley

Won’t be long before uncle Steve brings him back here

“One of our own” and all that shite.
Good  player on the cheap is always welcome. Can play left back ,get him signed.  :mido:


Left back? Why, because he's left footed? He'd be a disaster with the way we're going to be playing.
what's that,5 upfront and 3 across the back :woodgate1:
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOWNING IS GOING NOWHERE !!! on: June 17, 2019, 03:36:40 PM
a seasons contract.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WOODGATE OFFERS BRAITHWAITE AN OLIVE BRANCH... on: June 17, 2019, 03:23:56 PM
FFS..... THE CUNTS GOT A HEART THE SIZE OF A GARDEN PEA....
FUCK THE CRUTCHY CUNT OFF !!!
if he's on the books may as well see what happens,no doubt he deserves a slap but he could make a difference.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Emigrating to US on: June 17, 2019, 03:21:44 PM
COULBY I CAN PUT YOU ON THE RESRVE LIST BUDZ BUT I NEED THIS GUY.  jc

IM AFTER AN ENGERNEERING LABOURER AND THIS KID FITS THE BILL  :like:

I CAN GO AS HIGH AS $4FITTY MAGGIETR AND I CANT SAY NAY FAIRER THEN THAT  :homer:

BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:
could make it  two cases of fosters and a four pack of bud light, that's party time in anyone's language monster. :homer:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Very little about Boro on this site. on: June 17, 2019, 02:28:01 PM
You're going to burn yourself out too soon Bill, save some for August onward's 
he'll have the mat out praying for a 4-0 home defeat first game.  :woodgate1:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sadiq Khan on: June 17, 2019, 02:11:44 PM
I don't think anyone who was Mayor could do much about it, it's the way certain sections of society are going,putting troops on the streets wouldn't stop it. lost

Not so sure, i have a mate who lives in LA and he told me that areas like Compton have totally turned on their heads and are now prosperous safe areas to live and work. No idea how that has been achieved but if that problem can be solved then there is a model there to be followed.
well that's cheering news but the will of the people has to be there,to many yoof of all persuasions think they're gangsta. show's it can be done though. :lik
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Emigrating to US on: June 17, 2019, 01:38:19 PM
It's an issue for emigrating to the US isn't it?
Hmm, that might be Australia, thinking about it.

if you're a honky terry you have society's passport, he's a cert as long as he doesn't pray five times a day. monkey
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Emigrating to US on: June 17, 2019, 01:35:23 PM
How old are you?
a gentleman should never ask.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sadiq Khan on: June 17, 2019, 01:34:27 PM
I don't think anyone who was Mayor could do much about it, it's the way certain sections of society are going,putting troops on the streets wouldn't stop it. lost
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Emigrating to US on: June 17, 2019, 01:29:53 PM
Whats the best way of getting in?  No jokes about being Mexican or Muslim. 

I'm in my late 30s.   With 20 years experience in engineering design.   I have a degree.   No criminal record.  I'm prepared to change career if needs be.

I must have applied for 100 jobs in engineering without a reply.
Why not google it, far more informed information available than you'd get on here,unless  you were show boating.  mcl
Anyway, i'm thinking of getting one of those Ferrari's,anyone got any info on them. :chrisk:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Forget london on: June 17, 2019, 01:26:02 PM
Nothings been mentioned about these on COB??  :pd:


I’m going to have a wild guess that the perps are white locals
two horrific murders  last year in Teesside  against 57 in London this year so far and you think the stats are compatible. The "perps" are worth comparing, some local low life's  against gang killings on a large scale by mainly blacks is a comparison to be concerned about.Although it's based around culture not colour,it is an imported culture.It is not racist or bigoted to point this out.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Emigrating to US on: June 17, 2019, 12:38:44 PM
FAO MONTY: THIS SHOULD HAVE STARTED  :lenin:

WHAT YA WANNA KNOW?  

THE BEERS ARE COLD AND THE WOMAN ARE LOOSE   :beer:

COME TO NEWBRASKA.  :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer:

NEED A LABOURER FOR THE NEW CLINTON CARDS SUPERSTORE WE ARE SETTING UP  :stairlift: :stairlift: :stairlift:

PAY YA BOUT THREEFITTY A WEEK

BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:
i'll take it monsta,i'll bring you a case of fawsters to sweeten the deal maytee,beer me bud. :beer:
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One Day in Monsters Life on: June 16, 2019, 09:52:29 PM
Careful you special needs cunt, you'll have Steve telling you off and I might not stick up for you this time.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben Gibson on: June 16, 2019, 09:39:37 PM
Overrated, can’t even get a game for Burnley

Won’t be long before uncle Steve brings him back here

“One of our own” and all that shite.
Good  player on the cheap is always welcome. Can play left back ,get him signed.  :mido:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One Day in Monsters Life on: June 16, 2019, 09:37:30 PM
mick
:woodgate1:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sadiq Khan on: June 16, 2019, 09:35:49 PM
Are those people getting stabbed in London mainly in gangs?

I will also add, it doesn’t matter how you get murdered, murdered is murdered.
I think it is shite killing shite  so a few less criminals  off the street  is always good  news.And saving a few quid in jail costs. Win win.,Vote Khan and the streets will clear themselves.  :homer:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sadiq Khan on: June 16, 2019, 09:16:32 PM
59 murders in London roughly equals about 3 on teesside if you use 9m population against 475k.  No idea how many deaths there have been this year on teesside but pretty sure it more than 3.
People aren't getting stabbed here  just because they live in a different post code bruv/cuz/family. innit.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 16, 2019, 08:06:50 PM
What about those local white people who are murdering people?
They were born here  so it's not the same. :ukfist:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 16, 2019, 06:23:18 PM
Do you think?
Yes. :homer:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 16, 2019, 05:58:12 PM
What explains the higher rate of murders in Teesside then?
Immigrants.  monkey
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lidds I seen you walking in Redcar today on: June 16, 2019, 05:57:35 PM
funny that, he's got nothing like you described on......

Hope you had a good day with the old man Arry'. :like:
One thing I never had chance to do.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 16, 2019, 05:51:58 PM
In Teesside?
Both, London  is 40%  non white so that might explain the high rate of stabbings among the BAME  population. Londonistan indeed.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MARTON COUNTRY CLUB IS ON FIRE... on: June 16, 2019, 03:37:45 PM
The murder rate Teesside/London comparison is irrelevant ,it's the lawlessness and lack of fear and regard for the consequences that is the concern.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Iran - USA on: June 15, 2019, 09:12:06 PM
I will happily get stuck into Iran, another warzone to tick off the list  :ponce:
How many's on your list. mick
this place and  fmttm  don't count.  :chrisk:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Iran - USA on: June 15, 2019, 09:04:22 PM
AN OPPRESSED COUNTRY... WHO'S PEOPLE... 90% OF THEM WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE REGIME TOPPLED...

DAFT CUNTS LIKE TOWZ RIDS TWATTY AND CAPS COCK.... THINK CUTTING HEADS OFF... CUTTING HANDS OFF... PUBLIC FLOGGINGS AND STONEINGS ARE A GOOD THING....

SILLY CUNTS...

Not our business. If the Iranian people want change they'll have to do it themselves

As Rids said, sounds like you are talking about "our allies" Saudi Arabia
The whole region is controlled by a backward ignorant religion. One is no better than the other. Don't know why anyone would argue different.
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