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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Teesside and its abuse of firefighters on: October 13, 2018, 08:42:22 PM
My brother is a Grangetown firefighter!  He was once hit in the head with a housebrick...luckily he had his standard issue helmet on!  To the little arseholes its all fun......but its a sad state of affairs and only a matter of time before a public servant is killed.

Their vehicles have video cameras, but theyre effectively useless ŗgainst brick throwers that the government decree as too young to know what theyre doing.

The same government that protect the infant brick throwers, have also cut so far back on police, that relying on their immediate response to attack is no guarantee, although to be fair to the police, they do the best they can!

Catching and braying a kid throwing bricks is only gonna land you in court, and the parent of the cunt brick thrower proclaiming that their little darling wasnt even involved.

I am no fan of sharia law.....but if chopping the hands off these little twats stopped them throwing bricks, id give it my full support!
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Belgian F16 fighter plane shot and detroyed by...... on: October 13, 2018, 09:05:56 AM
another Belgian F16!

http://www.airlive.net/breaking-f-16-destroyed-in-florennes-air-base-belgium-after-a-gunsmith-accidentally-fired-on-the-fighter-jet/

Beats me how this happened as fighter planes have safety interlock switches (WOW-weight on wheels.....also known as WOG.......weight on ground) to prevent this sort of thing.  There would have to be a whole series of mishaps for this to happen! So having said that, this could be fake news!

The guy is called a "gunsmith" in the article, but the RAF call them "weapons technicians, as they deal with a lot more than just guns!
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / How eerie is it at the match...... on: October 12, 2018, 07:45:53 PM
 TOTAL silence.....its very bizarre to watch!  When someone (England) score a goal, it will just be so utterly weird!
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KHABIB HAS SORTED DANA WHITE RIGHT OUT !!! on: October 12, 2018, 06:48:49 AM
When McGregor threw an object at the bus, it was away from the sporting arena, and he was punished by the appropriate law enforcement.

EXTREMELY different to people hopping fences and throwing sucker punches inside the arena!
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Doctor death exposed on: October 09, 2018, 04:00:48 AM
Bellingcat names 2nd russian suspect in skripal attack, as military doctor with GRU.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45791378

This Russian masterplan just comes across as a complete farce.  The sucessfully commited murder.....of the wrong person.  Their cover story of cathedral lovers is so unbelievable, it could have been concocted be monty python.  No doubt they will continue to deny everything.....like the proverbial kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar!

Come to the country with the most cctv in the world and expect no to be seen.......yer jokin arent ya!  :pd:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Banned again for the 2nd time on: October 07, 2018, 10:30:04 AM
Donít post racist shite then?  :pd:


Nice that you managed to convert the word "controvertial" into "racist".

I dont post on here much......i dont even come on here much.......but Im guessing youre one of the boards numpties!
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Banned again for the 2nd time on: October 07, 2018, 03:44:07 AM
Gave up with that site. Rob and borolad259 are both fannies.  Slightest hint of a controvertial topic and your out the door.

Beats the crap outta me why tv looks to that dullard when they want an interview.

His site is so out of date that even antiques roadshow wouldnt raise an eyebrow.  :unlike:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Solar panels for the home on: October 06, 2018, 02:08:59 PM
Youre right clem.....csnt even see the end of the road at the moment!  Although Costa Del Eston does get 23 hrs of sunshine a day in the summer months!  monkey
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Solar panels for the home on: October 06, 2018, 12:46:53 PM
Hi all.

Am contemplating having solar panels fitted to my home in Eston.  Does anyone know any website's that give the complete low down on pro's and cons of having them fitted?  Types of contract aswell, along with liabilities of building damage during storms....plus many other points that I wont have even thought of?

Ta!  :like:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The building of "Subzero" at Middlehaven on: October 03, 2018, 10:21:59 PM
www.gazettelive.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/middlesbrough-snow-centre-finally-name-15232475

When the last brick is laid, and the building is full of staff in uniform, and customers wearing ski's, then, and only then, will I believe this project will reach fruition!

Until then, it's just a nice Gazette story!   :jackanory:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Professional golfers not shouting "fore" on: September 30, 2018, 09:18:25 PM
And anyone shouting "mashed potato" should be mashed over the head with a golf club!
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Professional golfers not shouting "fore" on: September 30, 2018, 01:56:22 PM
No one's forcing ya to play minge!  No one's forcing ya to watch either!  If ya dont like golf, easy option is to turn it off!   :pd:
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Professional golfers not shouting "fore" on: September 30, 2018, 09:27:35 AM
At least ping pong takes a bit of effort.......snooker is just boring as fook. Walking round a small table for an hour. Even golf requires more effort than that!  :nige:

Golf is the most dangerous sport in the world!  monkey
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Professional golfers not shouting "fore" on: September 29, 2018, 08:08:54 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/45681890

Brooks Koepka says theres no point in shouting it at 300 yds cos no one can hear it, but if you mis-hit a drive, you dont know how far its going to travel....or in exactly what direction!  Oh you know its going off course to the feft....or off course to the right.....buts thats it! These golfers should be busting their lungs shouting fore, if the requirement is needed.

And if the conditions are right, you CAN hear a shout at 300 yds.

I scream it at the top of my voice.......ever since I didnt shout it and hit someone in the neck!

I scream it as loud as i can.  Id rather frighten the fuck out of the guy stood beside me......or a player on a different hole, than have the consequences on my conscience.

My opinion is the pro's dont shout cos its not cool on tv....but whats more important.....shouting fore, or someone losing an eye to save your coolness?

They should be fined or penalised shots if they dont obey golf etiquette!

This is going to take a serious blow to someones skull......or the ultimate of misfortunes, before this message is delivered!
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ryder Cup on: September 28, 2018, 07:51:35 AM
Is there a better sporting event than this?

Well.......if this tournament and the footy footy world cup overlapped........I know which Id be watching!  :homer:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Vladimir Putin on: September 26, 2018, 08:36:28 PM
Bums on fire! 
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gazette Headline of the Day on: September 24, 2018, 04:58:07 PM
Todays online headline leaves me utterly utterly dismayed with the youth of today!  Shocking, dangerous, careless and evil! :unlike:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This boxing match on at the moment.... on: September 22, 2018, 09:08:32 PM
My IPTV provider is a Boro lad.....he goes out of his way to provide top service! 😉
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This boxing match on at the moment.... on: September 22, 2018, 08:43:56 PM
I hope they checked Povetkin's perfume's before allowing him anywhere near Salisbury........sorry, I mean Joshua! 😉😉😉
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This boxing match on at the moment.... on: September 22, 2018, 08:32:52 PM
Well...the only thing I can say after that is.................

IM GLAD I NEVER PAID FOR IT! 😁 :homer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This boxing match on at the moment.... on: September 22, 2018, 08:20:14 PM
Listening to what the commentators are saying......okolie should be using his jab......but every single time, he jabs and follows up by swinging a big right......by which tkme askin has stepped inside and they end up having a cuddle!

Askin knows whats coming but isnt skillful enough to cspitalise

Okolie has no plan b......throw the haymaker......and errrrrr......errrrrrrr....errrrrr
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / This boxing match on at the moment.... on: September 22, 2018, 08:05:11 PM
Askin v Okolie

Okolie has been putting his shoulder in.....putting his head in...and theres been a couple of low blows.

The ref has had a few words with him already.

I know literally nothing about boxing......but okolie on boxing alone.......should he be winning so far? 🤔
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone know if Saltburn funicular is on: September 22, 2018, 05:22:19 AM
Oooohhhhhh.....someones trying to take the fun out of funicular!  :redcard:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone know if Saltburn funicular is on: September 21, 2018, 09:07:18 PM
Ive got a new cocktail stick with a lentil on the end. I should be able to fly down there, but I plan to have a drink and the BAA wont let me fly back up when Im pissed. Plus I get dairhhhoea on the drink which wont please the beer garden!  All in all....I need to do what all the othe Saltburners do.....and shit in inappropriate places! 😁

..........cue the far left.......🤣🤣🤣
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone know if Saltburn funicular is on: September 21, 2018, 06:43:26 PM
Cheers mucker! 😁
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Does anyone know if Saltburn funicular is on: September 21, 2018, 06:40:34 PM
Open yet?

Theres a surfing competition on tomorrow and I was thinking of watching it in the morning.  Suspect my chauffer is going to have to park up top though as the postage stamp sized car park by the pier, and the one at the end of Valley gdns are likely to be full.

Only thing is, Ive recently had a new hip and might struggle to get to beach level so could do with a bit of funicular assistance!
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If your bride to-be did this to you on her hen night on: September 21, 2018, 05:59:09 PM
Noted! 👍
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If your bride to-be did this to you on her hen night on: September 21, 2018, 05:46:39 PM
This is the link to the full unedited video. It is hardcore porn, so adults only.

Not sure of admins rules on this link being posted so delete if necessary.

He was absolutely right to cancel the wedding, but to be fair.....Id still keep her as a friend with benefits....she seems a game girl! 


www.bitchyourfamous.com/2017/05/25/full-video-leaked-groom-cancels-wedding-after-his-fiancees-wild-bachlorette-party-goes-viral/
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michael Cash on: September 21, 2018, 07:51:59 AM
Ex Army friend of mine told me a story about nipper harris.  My friend had a spare pair of army boots that were the right size for nipper, so asked nipper if he'd like them!  Nipper said yes, so my pal went home to get them. 

When he returned, nipper looked a bit sheepish, before apologising and saying "sorry mate, but I only wear brown"!  :nige:

30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM !!! on: September 20, 2018, 12:40:10 PM
How about incarcerating him in an outdoor metal cage with his arms and legs free so he can move around , then dousing him in petrol and leaving a petrol trail as a "fuse".....and igniting the fucker......all the while filming it for his family to see!  :wanker:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What sort of dog should I get? on: September 19, 2018, 09:03:42 AM
You can have my soon to be ex wife.....no charge! 🐕
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What would you say is the best restaurant on Teesside? on: September 18, 2018, 05:37:51 PM

Re: What would you say is the best restaurant on Teesside?




The Star Whitby is 100% but not sure if it is open in evening

Crab and Lobster is ace but probably over 30 miles away



Question=Teesside
Answer=NOT Teeside

 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I was watching Liveleak and stumbled on this..... on: September 18, 2018, 07:19:05 AM
Minge.....  

Ya pays ya money...ya takes ya chance! 😉

Whereas your complaint seems to be about man doing cruelty to animals.....this is more vice versa!

Although he DID deserve it!
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I was watching Liveleak and stumbled on this..... on: September 18, 2018, 06:58:43 AM
Caution required......and the ability to not wince if youre a bloke!

Serious case of WTF!

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sSXm3_1537168389
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Homeless man at Normanby top... on: September 17, 2018, 10:33:49 PM
Does anyone know when Michaels funeral service is.....or at which church?

Or havent those details been released yet?
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I went to Tesco in Normanby tonight...... on: September 17, 2018, 09:34:38 PM
Ah....monsoon...... :wanker:

Still the same old charlie oscar charlie kilo
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Katie Hopkins applies for involuntary solvency after losing libel case on: September 17, 2018, 06:24:34 AM
Couldnt happen to a nicer cunt!   :lenin:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/katie-hopkins-applies-for-involuntary-solvency-agreement-after-losing-libel-case-a3937221.html
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I went to Tesco in Normanby tonight...... on: September 16, 2018, 09:51:04 PM
At the end of the day, if he's genuine, then fair enough......but if he's not.......then Im sorry to say he deserves all the love and affection that has been afforded to a certain Mr Aaron Jones!

When I read about Michael Cash, I was SO Close to bringing him to mine for a shower and clean up, and making him some food.....I dont know wether I actually would have....I make no bones about it......but I have been known to be impetuous and actually do nice things for the needy......but its a bit random...but in the end My decision was made for me....and I was too late!

Sleep tight mr cash.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I went to Tesco in Normanby tonight...... on: September 16, 2018, 09:19:36 PM
All the flowers were there....and Michael Cash's silhouette of spray paint too!

As I left to back to my car, about 10ft to the side of Michael's spray paint, was around 3 or 4 early teens (all with peddly bikes) and a lad sitting on the floor......I heard a shout of "spare any change mate?"

Looked round and it was the lad sitting on the floor.....obviously pally with the bike lads.

I thought to myself....."is he trying to cash in on the fact that Michael Cash used to sit there?"

I politely refused him any money.

Seems unusual that we dont see that many "beggars" in Normanby, and suddenly we have a 2nd....in the same spot as the 1st!

I may be out of order and he may have been there a while......but should I have taken any pity and offered him a little financial help? 🤔
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SEAN DYCHE on: September 16, 2018, 04:38:27 PM
Ahem.......alongside a certain other team!  :nige:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Feet up in Eston.....cuppa tea....ifollow Boro match on my telly on: September 15, 2018, 02:56:23 PM
Life is sweet!  :tp1:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MOVIE QUOTES YOU HAVE USED IN SITUATIONS on: September 13, 2018, 09:49:32 PM
No fuckin bullets

Failing to perform sexually! 
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Homeless man at Normanby top... on: September 13, 2018, 12:11:22 PM
Has it actuallu been officially confirmed its the homeless guy yet?
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