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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPRINTED AT TOP SPEED FOR A BUS on: October 12, 2018, 10:12:50 PM
Never. If I'm running for a bus and it starts to pull off i just run a different way so people on the bus don't think I'm a tit  :tp2:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ITV on: October 12, 2018, 10:11:29 PM
ITV is crap. I did just have a tug watching coronation street though imaging Gail 'ET' Platt noshing me off while Liz Mcdonald fingered my bumhole.

Love Friday night TV i do :homer:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / This stabbing trial thingy on: October 12, 2018, 09:53:28 PM
Have no knowledge of what happened or what went on etc but i find this kind of trial morbidly fascinating when the trial is covered so deeply by the Gazette.


Same with the one when the guy got shovelled in Guisbrough.

It's like a live episode of law and order.

Horrific situation and fuck knows what makes folk act like that.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BRIGHTON FAVOURITES TO BEAT WEST HAM !!! on: October 05, 2018, 10:36:28 PM
Fuck knows why  charles mcl
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LEWIS on: September 16, 2018, 06:28:31 PM
Formula One is gash. Too safe. Barely any overtaking, best car wins, only drivers who get a look in are rich boys.

Rather watch lawn mowers race round pally park.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Longlands Road Bingo on: September 02, 2018, 06:47:50 PM
Heaving out the doors tonight, £500 across the board. Lots of crinkly fanny kicking about if anyone needs em emptying.

 :beer:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Weekly aggro in the Boro.. on: August 29, 2018, 05:15:14 PM
Another stabbing in town, what's happened to the Boro??  :tp2:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Claiming benefits on: August 27, 2018, 11:30:32 PM
Apparently Teresa May is going to make it harder for people to claim benefits.. They're gonna print the forms in English only 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The Buccaneer on: August 12, 2018, 10:35:05 PM
Is it gone? Spied its been closed the last couple of times I've come out the bingo.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ROBBOROBSON LIFE BAN - IS THAT REALLY FAIR? on: July 27, 2018, 11:45:11 PM
This is why Lids is spot on. Like him or loathe him, think hes ok or more full of shit than a blocked bog, everyone knows who he is and he doesnt hide behind a username.

Beer me Atko  :like:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ROBBOROBSON LIFE BAN - IS THAT REALLY FAIR? on: July 27, 2018, 10:33:38 PM
Beer my shortstuff!  :homer:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TODAYS TREBLE !!! on: June 25, 2018, 09:18:46 PM
EGYPT
SPAIN
PORTUGAL

 :mido:

NOT GREAT ODDS....BUT IF YA LUMPING ON 

EASY MONEY  :pope2:

 rava
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maggie Thatcher rules ! on: June 12, 2018, 10:57:01 PM
Any of you pricks fancy your chances.   Im sat outside the centurion pub now. :lenin: :lenin:

a once ive ragged you round the carpark you will be tromboning me

I Can see the Cennie from my gaff  :homer:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Poundworld.. on: June 11, 2018, 10:26:45 PM
Shame, this is where our pre season signings were coming from...
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool v Real Madrid Predictions on: May 25, 2018, 11:00:40 PM
1-0 Madrid, Ramos headed winner after Lovren trips over Van Dijks 14" sausage.

ITK.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Weinstein on: May 25, 2018, 10:55:54 PM
I'd shag weinstein for a foot in the ladder on Hollywood. Just saying like...
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MASS BATTLES IN KIEV NOW on: May 25, 2018, 10:52:30 PM
Fucking Chelsea fans, can't trust them.

Liverpool victimised self entitled wankers hope they get a good shoeing without the English media backing up their sorry arses.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ellen DeGeneres on: May 17, 2018, 10:00:53 PM
She obviously ain't got enough cock for you pole riders  :tp2:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ellen DeGeneres on: May 16, 2018, 10:58:02 PM
I WOULD LOVE TO KICK HER RIGHT IN THE CLOUT
FUCKING HATE THE DYKE  :tp1:


You'd smash her pal don't fight the feelings  :like:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Ellen DeGeneres on: May 16, 2018, 08:43:51 PM
Ok so I know she loves the rug, followed by the fact most people on here seem to be hormonal pole riders, but there is not one of you who wouldn't love to smash that all over given the chance.

ITK

 :beer: :beer: :beer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STABBING IN BORO LAST NIGHT on: May 15, 2018, 09:56:57 AM
Getting worse than East Cleveland now.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Stockton on: May 10, 2018, 09:59:43 PM
Worse than New York for guns now.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meghan Markle (NSFW) on: April 23, 2018, 10:45:10 PM
She has a nice pair of waps, just know her fanny is like a yawning donkey though,
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 60 albums for a Jukebox on: April 23, 2018, 09:53:44 PM
Performance & Cocktails - Stereophonics
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ITS A BOY on: April 23, 2018, 09:52:22 PM
The new royal baby is the spitting image of Princess Diana. Until they wipe the blood off that is...

 charles
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KEITH LEMON on: April 20, 2018, 10:20:02 PM
I had a big fat shit this morning, hurt like hell and stretched my ringpiece so much it brought tears to my eyes. Looking back, even that was funnier than this clown Lemon.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / How much pie and mash... on: April 20, 2018, 10:17:31 PM
 
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAME OUT WITH A BELTING CRACK on: April 18, 2018, 09:25:09 AM
I thought this was gonna be another thread about Dianne Abbott, bet she has a belting crack too 
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DIANNE ABBOTT on: April 07, 2018, 10:45:02 PM
Dipping the wick in woukd be sweet as fuck, she'd want to cuddle and talk politics afterwards though.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was the last bloke to be cool on: April 07, 2018, 10:32:32 PM
Simon Whitlock.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DIANNE ABBOTT on: April 07, 2018, 10:30:45 PM
I'd fucking love to smash her fanny in.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MILLWALL HOME on: April 05, 2018, 09:28:28 AM
See,  this is where your tax money really goes,  paying for parasitic lawyers to get hooligans off Scot free :pope2: :beer:

That's my tax money well spent keeping guys like Lids available to protect Boros honour  :homer:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NORFOLK SHOPS BERWICK HILLS on: March 24, 2018, 06:39:13 PM
Onky a matter of time before some handy folk start dropping the little cunts.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Winky Watson Security on: March 21, 2018, 10:45:34 PM
I know WW from when me and Len used to booze in the Corra. This is NOT all as it seems

How so? I thought it was straight forward.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Winky Watson Security on: March 21, 2018, 09:44:25 PM
Good words being thrown about on facey of late about these guys, got some guys dogs back just last night for example.

So, the Q, is this gonna be a good thing for the community? Given the coppers funding is totally slashed to bits, or will some baghead try their luck with them and it ends ugly?

I dont know the guys, and hope its the former, just know there can be pitfalls of private security in this day and age.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guisbrough on: March 16, 2018, 10:01:18 PM
I knew this one but not the other that got done, just seems guizzo is always in tge news for bad shit nowadays, overshadowed by the Berwick Hills/Pally Park stuff in the gazette last few days.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Guisbrough on: March 15, 2018, 11:40:26 PM
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/guisborough-man-arrested-suspicion-grooming-14416428

Another wrong 'un  souey

Used to be such a fab quaint market town now seems to be in the news every other day for bad reasons. What went wrong?
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NME on: March 08, 2018, 10:24:58 PM
Used to have loads of these, alongside my imported supply of american sitcom mags.

Kept my friends close and my NMEs closer.

 :homer:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will a transgender ever play.. on: March 07, 2018, 10:48:16 PM
Not a sniff, not ever.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE QUEEN PREGNANT? on: March 07, 2018, 10:46:07 PM
I'd love to rattle the queen but you just know that ol' Phillip is hung like one of her horses and i'd barely touch the sides.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bingo on: February 16, 2018, 09:12:24 PM
Rather that than fucking cricket
Rather go the gala than watch a Pulis team play hooooofball.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Bingo on: February 16, 2018, 09:08:18 PM
Anyone fucking love a night at the bingo?

 :like:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tunisia on: February 13, 2018, 11:47:58 AM
Born in East Cleveland, live in Boro now ... Of course I would visit, couldn't be any worse than the areas I've lived in.

Except it's sunny and warm, and I dont like sunny and warm, so no probably not on that basis. The guns, aggro and threats of attack wouldn't solely atop me going anywhere, at any time I wanted, that's no way to live.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: That 17 year old killed in Gizzy on: September 02, 2017, 08:57:44 AM
I see the kids flowers were booted all over through the night, this particular occuremce certainly isnt the end of things.

Bad craic doing that regardless of the whys and where fors.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game Against Sheff Utd At Home on: August 09, 2017, 09:35:45 AM
0-0
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lock up your dogs.. on: August 07, 2017, 09:50:22 AM
...and anything else you own if you live in certain parts of East Cleveland. It seems the local bagrat paternity have been out on the mooch the last few nights.

One got caught with an armful of stolen gear and was arrested, released, and given a postal charge ffs.

Time to start cutting hands off!
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was in the school football team as a kid? on: August 03, 2017, 09:47:07 AM
Had knobbly knees so never got picked right from junior school.

Nearly got a break one game because of a sickness bug, but then it rained, and the dream was over  :unlike:
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