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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KEITH LEMON on: Yesterday at 10:20:02 PM
I had a big fat shit this morning, hurt like hell and stretched my ringpiece so much it brought tears to my eyes. Looking back, even that was funnier than this clown Lemon.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / How much pie and mash... on: Yesterday at 10:17:31 PM
 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAME OUT WITH A BELTING CRACK on: April 18, 2018, 09:25:09 AM
I thought this was gonna be another thread about Dianne Abbott, bet she has a belting crack too 
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DIANNE ABBOTT on: April 07, 2018, 10:45:02 PM
Dipping the wick in woukd be sweet as fuck, she'd want to cuddle and talk politics afterwards though.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was the last bloke to be cool on: April 07, 2018, 10:32:32 PM
Simon Whitlock.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DIANNE ABBOTT on: April 07, 2018, 10:30:45 PM
I'd fucking love to smash her fanny in.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MILLWALL HOME on: April 05, 2018, 09:28:28 AM
See,  this is where your tax money really goes,  paying for parasitic lawyers to get hooligans off Scot free :pope2: :beer:

That's my tax money well spent keeping guys like Lids available to protect Boros honour  :homer:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NORFOLK SHOPS BERWICK HILLS on: March 24, 2018, 06:39:13 PM
Onky a matter of time before some handy folk start dropping the little cunts.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Winky Watson Security on: March 21, 2018, 10:45:34 PM
I know WW from when me and Len used to booze in the Corra. This is NOT all as it seems

How so? I thought it was straight forward.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Winky Watson Security on: March 21, 2018, 09:44:25 PM
Good words being thrown about on facey of late about these guys, got some guys dogs back just last night for example.

So, the Q, is this gonna be a good thing for the community? Given the coppers funding is totally slashed to bits, or will some baghead try their luck with them and it ends ugly?

I dont know the guys, and hope its the former, just know there can be pitfalls of private security in this day and age.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guisbrough on: March 16, 2018, 10:01:18 PM
I knew this one but not the other that got done, just seems guizzo is always in tge news for bad shit nowadays, overshadowed by the Berwick Hills/Pally Park stuff in the gazette last few days.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Guisbrough on: March 15, 2018, 11:40:26 PM
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/guisborough-man-arrested-suspicion-grooming-14416428

Another wrong 'un  souey

Used to be such a fab quaint market town now seems to be in the news every other day for bad reasons. What went wrong?
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NME on: March 08, 2018, 10:24:58 PM
Used to have loads of these, alongside my imported supply of american sitcom mags.

Kept my friends close and my NMEs closer.

 :homer:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will a transgender ever play.. on: March 07, 2018, 10:48:16 PM
Not a sniff, not ever.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE QUEEN PREGNANT? on: March 07, 2018, 10:46:07 PM
I'd love to rattle the queen but you just know that ol' Phillip is hung like one of her horses and i'd barely touch the sides.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bingo on: February 16, 2018, 09:12:24 PM
Rather that than fucking cricket
Rather go the gala than watch a Pulis team play hooooofball.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Bingo on: February 16, 2018, 09:08:18 PM
Anyone fucking love a night at the bingo?

 :like:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tunisia on: February 13, 2018, 11:47:58 AM
Born in East Cleveland, live in Boro now ... Of course I would visit, couldn't be any worse than the areas I've lived in.

Except it's sunny and warm, and I dont like sunny and warm, so no probably not on that basis. The guns, aggro and threats of attack wouldn't solely atop me going anywhere, at any time I wanted, that's no way to live.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: That 17 year old killed in Gizzy on: September 02, 2017, 08:57:44 AM
I see the kids flowers were booted all over through the night, this particular occuremce certainly isnt the end of things.

Bad craic doing that regardless of the whys and where fors.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game Against Sheff Utd At Home on: August 09, 2017, 09:35:45 AM
0-0
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lock up your dogs.. on: August 07, 2017, 09:50:22 AM
...and anything else you own if you live in certain parts of East Cleveland. It seems the local bagrat paternity have been out on the mooch the last few nights.

One got caught with an armful of stolen gear and was arrested, released, and given a postal charge ffs.

Time to start cutting hands off!
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was in the school football team as a kid? on: August 03, 2017, 09:47:07 AM
Had knobbly knees so never got picked right from junior school.

Nearly got a break one game because of a sickness bug, but then it rained, and the dream was over  :unlike:
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