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101  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro v Stoke on: March 13, 2021, 04:22:51 PM
GET THE FUCK IN!

 :pope2:
102  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro v Stoke on: March 13, 2021, 03:57:10 PM
3-0 to the mighty Boro!

 :pope2:
103  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everard on: March 12, 2021, 11:20:58 PM

Fuck me - you couldn't make this shit up.

 rava

Let's curfew all adult men..... erm... because of utter cunts like my son who go out and rape people.

The world has most definitely gone mad.

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:
104  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: T 20 on: March 12, 2021, 06:40:08 PM
T20 = pub cricket bollocks.

 :wanker:
105  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everard on: March 12, 2021, 06:38:21 PM

If the stupid cunts want a civil war - go right ahead.

 

Band wagon after band wagon - the unthinking knee-jerk sheep twats just can't help themselves jumping on the woke cause of the day with their utterly moronic ideas. 

The noise around reparations to black people is gathering steam over here now that Biden is in.  Some counties are actually voting on it (in terms of giving money to buy houses etc).

FUCK. OFF.

 :meltdown:
106  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: About time on: March 12, 2021, 04:35:23 PM
 :pope2:
107  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Palace on: March 12, 2021, 04:26:52 PM
A Jersey Island politician described Oprah Winfrey as Ian Wright in a wig,and dressed up as Mrs Doubtfire. I knew she reminded me of someone.
What fucking yank politician would know who Ian Wright was.😄



 :duh:
108  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michelle Ackerley on: March 12, 2021, 04:23:29 PM
Seen bigger tits on a squirrel.

 oleary
109  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hippo v Rhino on: March 11, 2021, 07:05:14 PM
I emailed David Attenborough about this and he replied...

"If the hippo is too far from water, the rhino probably wins. On land, the rhino has the hippo beat in terms of speed, maneuverability, and weight. The rhino can charge the hippo, and while his horn isnít as hard as the ivory tusks of a hippo, it is still plenty hard enough to penetrate a hippoís skin. After enough horn-sized holes are poked through its hide, the hippo will eventually bleed out and die.

If the fight takes place at the edge of the water, say, by a watering hole, then things become more more dicey. The rhino dare not enter the water, and the hippo dare not get too far from the waterís edge, lest the rhinoís land advantage start to come into play. The smartest outcome for both animals would be a stalemate, with the hippo staying in the water and the rhino staying on the land, but I still count this as a slight victory for the rhino, since the whole reason the rhino is at the water in the first place is to get a drink, and if the hippo stays in the water, the hippo cannot stop the rhino from achieving this objective.

If the fight takes place with both animals in the water, then the hippo almost certainly wins. The hippo has far more speed and maneuverability in the water, and will likely attempt to push the rhino further and further into the water to try and drown the rhino, something it is definitely capable of doing.

Regardless, no matter which animal is the victor, both animals will likely sustain severe damage. It is no wonder that this type of fight rarely occurs in the wild. Honey badgers would knock fuck out of them both"
Concerned about the potentially misleading information Attenborough may have given you, I emailed leading naturalist and Asperger'sist Chris Packham. He replied with...
"I wouldn't listen to a word that that cunt Attenborough says. It's typical nonagenarian orthodoxy to expect a rhino to give a hippo an on land kicking. The daft auld cunt is forgetting a couple of things:

1) The rhino's eyesight is worse than a wanking Mr Magoo's

2) The hippo's ability to spray shit

The hippo would whirl his tail whilst shitting. To the Lennie Peters of the animal Kingdom, The Mackem sized pile of shit produced would not only appear to be a hippo, but would crucially SMELL like one. As the rhino ploughs headfirst into the shite, the hippo would rear end the daft cunt into a swamp

I hope this helps. I appreciate your offer of a photograph of your penis as payment for my expertise, but even though I work for the BBC, it is no longer 1978 and such things are now frowned upon. Perhaps a donation to an animal charity would be more appropriate. Or one of your old Razzle mags.

Yours, Chris"

Wise words.

Thanks for sharing.
110  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cyprus on: March 11, 2021, 05:52:33 PM
Youíre both out of the get along gang!! 

Or... maybe....... you are out of it!

 
111  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fire stick update on: March 11, 2021, 05:51:58 PM
I do Spotify and Napster accounts , what book sites you after?
I'll see if I can get cracked accounts

Mingey - please stop being silly - there is no fucking way you read books.

 :alastair:
112  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Different planet on: March 11, 2021, 05:34:29 PM
The lack of transparency and accountability for the officials means the whole system is ripe for corruption.

There is so much money in the game match fixing etc has to be happening.

The authorities should want to make sure the officials are held to account publicly to help avoid that.  The fact they don't likely means they are all it.

Cunts.

 oleary
113  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cyprus on: March 11, 2021, 05:31:41 PM
Hoping to be sucking a cock on the sunny isle of Mykonos by the end of June  :pope2: 

 klins
114  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everard on: March 11, 2021, 04:44:18 PM
There's a feminist peer suggesting a 6 pm curfew for all men.

I think all men should just be killed - to be on the safe side.

 :meltdown:
115  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I have just had on: March 10, 2021, 09:45:24 PM
CONFESSION:

I did purposefully close the toilet door after I finished so that the next occupant would get a good lung full. 

That was wrong of me - wasn't it?

 lost
116  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The get along gang on: March 10, 2021, 07:07:32 PM
Itís a gang of people that have huge smelly shits.



117  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The get along gang on: March 10, 2021, 06:29:21 PM
It sounds amazing but what is it?

 :pd:

Is it a gang that gets along with other members of the gang or gets along with all posters?

Or is it just people who aren't racist?

 mcl

118  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dangerous sports on: March 10, 2021, 06:26:08 PM
I used to play rugby - mostly union (and a bit of league).

It was very dangerous back then too - I snapped my ankle ligaments while playing.

#TRUESTORY.

Driving home after the game wasn't fun.

 rava

PS: On the plus side I did also break someone else's ribs.  On accident.
119  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I have just had on: March 10, 2021, 06:01:20 PM
What had you eaten / drunk?

Is bitter in there? Or kebab?

Roast chicken and veggies.

Thinking about it.  Yesterday was the first day in about 15 years I didn't drink any coffee.  Maybe that's it.

 oleary

120  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I have just had on: March 10, 2021, 05:35:45 PM
If it tastes like shit, you'll be fine .
You'd better check though  :like:



 mick
121  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I have just had on: March 10, 2021, 05:32:52 PM
If you can still smell it and taste it then you haven't got covid

 :homer:
122  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: joke that is the covid vaccine online booking system on: March 10, 2021, 05:32:00 PM
Donít worry about me, I fail at everything  :homer:

Do you fail at failure?

 
123  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I have just had on: March 10, 2021, 05:28:34 PM
a shite so smelly, so rancid, that it nearly made me puke.

#POOPFACTS

I don't know whether to be worried or proud.

Any advice on how to get through these unsettling times is most welcome.

 klins
124  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Palace on: March 10, 2021, 05:22:35 PM
I donít think the Royal Family should respond at all.

Crass American nonsense

Exactly - and thankfully it sounds like that's what they will do.

Then - wait till it all dies down and the woke masses have latched on to the next big thing (think its the environment due round), and rip the titles off the fuckers!

Independence - Yay!!

 :homer:

The best tactics against the Woke Supremacists.....

- deny/ignore
- let it blow over as they scramble to the next thing to be offended about
- do what you were going to do anyway
- repeat if necessary

 oleary
125  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dijksteel out for season on: March 10, 2021, 12:52:30 AM
Bugger

He has been good this season.

 oleary
126  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Palace on: March 09, 2021, 05:15:36 PM

To be fair she does have smashing norks.

 
127  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 07:22:53 PM
Are you little as well clem

I'm not fat or little but I am a cunt.

And I am gay for TOZZA'S bumhole.  Not that you asked.
128  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 06:53:24 PM

Lefties gonna do what lefties gonna do.
129  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 05:21:44 PM
For TOZZA-tiny tears

130  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 04:15:49 PM
COB QUIZ:



Does this image best represent:

a) TOZZA being shit scared of a tiny jab
b) TOZZA being shit scared of his sweet and kind wife
c) TOZZA just generally being scared of modern life because he is a great big wet fanny



Not scared of the tickly cough, not scared of fat homos but yes, terrified of sweet and kind murderous wife.
Aren't you due another fucking flounce you spineless lump of jelly?

 :alastair:





Hey TOZZA did you make up those tales of punching yourself in the face to cover for when your sweet little wife has kicked the shit out of you?

I hope St Tiggywinkle's doesn't send you four feathers.

 lost
131  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meghan - about to become the most hated female in the eyes of the UK? on: March 08, 2021, 04:00:46 PM
The whole thing was a scripted PR exercise. 

Catching on to currently popular themes to paint themselves as victims and thereby tapping into various off the shelf thoughtless support.

- Race card - check
- Mental wellbeing/health issues - check
- UK vs US - check
- Women being treated badly - check

The fact people are now lining up to support them simply to avoid looking anti-anything is symptomatic of the current unthinking cancel culture.  It totally overlooks the lies and manipulation from this fucking sociopath and her hurt little boy husband.

Underlying everything is her desire to make money - building her brand off the back of this shite.  Always follow the money. 

I don't support the Royal family at all but I don't believe a word she says - she is an actress - she's paid to be fake.  I have no idea why society lauds actors they are fucking twats.

Her eyes are dead like a sharks.  He is a weak thick cuck.  The divorce, when it comes, will likely push him over the edge.

Rant over.

 oleary
132  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 03:44:59 PM
COB QUIZ:



Does this image best represent:

a) TOZZA being shit scared of a tiny jab
b) TOZZA being shit scared of his sweet and kind wife
c) TOZZA just generally being scared of modern life because he is a great big wet fanny



133  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 08, 2021, 04:07:45 AM
Is Alberto Bongaloid the last remaining denier/refuser on here then?



No.

TOZZA is shit scared of it - the great big wet fanny!

 :alastair:
134  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Never mind all the different strains of covid.....I just on: March 07, 2021, 08:58:23 PM
Got that the other day lost

You got avian flu?

 mick
135  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amazon fire stick. on: March 07, 2021, 08:07:16 PM
Obviously!

136  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amazon fire stick. on: March 07, 2021, 08:01:14 PM
Gigs cancelled due to COVID , o2 booked for sept though  :like:
Pop along you can come backstage 

Will you pull my scrotum pubes and strum them like you did last time?

 :pope2:
137  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Baywatch on: March 07, 2021, 07:51:50 PM
I'm surprised how tiny Pam's tits actually were.

All that wasted spunk.

 lost
138  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amazon fire stick. on: March 07, 2021, 07:50:48 PM
Ok ok Iím out   :gaz:

How's the guitar playing going?

 
139  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How do I get the smiles to on my phone on: March 07, 2021, 07:42:58 PM
Need a VPN

Calm down.

He doesn't want a blowjob.
140  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 07, 2021, 07:33:28 PM
So far she is still alive.

How about now?

I thought she had died there for a minute.

 lost

Then she wobbled.
141  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 07, 2021, 07:32:48 PM
Our lass also got a jab today, wasnt her first though

Did she feel a small prick (again)?





 
142  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amazon fire stick. on: March 07, 2021, 07:31:31 PM
You need a vpn too

For a blowjob?
143  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prem Results This Weekend on: March 07, 2021, 07:31:03 PM
Good luck fella

Hope your newfound wealth doesnít change you

 



Think I might get a Maccies in the morning to celebrate. No going back, I'm big time now.

144  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Side, Turkey on: March 07, 2021, 07:04:26 PM
I've wandered around Istanbul plenty of times at night. Never had a problem, great city

Were you bummed?
145  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vaccine centre on: March 07, 2021, 07:04:08 PM
The wife got her first jab yesterday.

So far she is still alive.
146  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 6 HOME DEFEATS ON THE BOUNCE (ANOTHER RECORD) on: March 07, 2021, 07:03:21 PM
WATCH IT THERE A FEW LIVERPOOL FANS ON ERE CLEM MATTY AND ME 

I don't think I've ever supported Liverpool.

147  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prem Results This Weekend on: March 07, 2021, 07:00:15 PM
7 out of 7 wrong this weekend so far and I've been in decent form recently  lost

If Man U hold on, I'm set to be a very wealthy man.

What's the bet UGG?

William Hill gave me a free £1 bet yesterday, I put that on United coz I don't bet with real money.

Looking at £5.50 if this come off.

I usually bet 5p or 10p, so this could be my biggest win ever.

Can you cash out?
148  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amazon fire stick. on: March 07, 2021, 06:59:46 PM
How the fuck did you know his age

If not I think he has a magical maths puzzle to help work it out.

 jc
149  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prem Results This Weekend on: March 07, 2021, 06:56:05 PM
7 out of 7 wrong this weekend so far and I've been in decent form recently  lost

If Man U hold on, I'm set to be a very wealthy man.

What's the bet UGG?
150  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Isolation on: March 06, 2021, 09:53:50 PM
CONFESSION: I own a cardigan.

 lost
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