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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Schoolboy teacher scenario on Emmerdale on: Today at 03:37:47 PM
IS AMOS STILL SUCKING OFF MR WILKES?

 :pd:

MATTY WAS WONDERING BUT TOO SHY TO ASK.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 97 and driving on: Today at 03:29:01 PM
At least her sex life is a lot better I hear.



 klins
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Where’s these fookin signings on: Today at 03:24:53 PM
Still room for a couple more holding midfielders in there i think  :tp4: souey

Linked with one from Fulham today  :homer:

We were linked with him days ago.

 :duh:

Late again.

SHAME.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: Today at 03:51:50 AM
I WOULD.

 :homer:

EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE RICHIE BENAUD FROM THE CHIN UP.

 klins

NOT THAT I'D KNOW WHO THAT CRICKETING TWAT IS OR ANYTHING.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dianne Abbott on: Today at 03:49:20 AM
EVEN JOHNNY WOULDN'T.

 :tp2:

THE ONLY OTHER THING JOHNNY WOULDN'T PUT HIS DICK IN IS A BUCKET OF COLD* DOG SHIT MIXED WITH PIG PUKE, RAT SMEG AND RUSTY RAZOR BLADES. 






*CAVEAT:  IF IT WAS WARM HE'D FUCK IT.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE LOOKED AT THE STOLEN WALLET THREAD ON BOREME on: Today at 03:44:52 AM
mick

7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE LOOKED AT THE STOLEN WALLET THREAD ON BOREME on: Yesterday at 10:43:52 PM
Or pay for a decent broadband  :pd:

You post on there don't you Matty - how much did you chip in?

 :pd:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Driving past cyclists in the dark and subzero temps on: Yesterday at 10:31:57 PM
IT COULD HAVE BEEN TM.

 :tp2:
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE LOOKED AT THE STOLEN WALLET THREAD ON BOREME on: Yesterday at 10:30:55 PM
12YR OLD PHONE  :tp2:

  

THERE WERE NO PHONES 12 YEARS AGO.






OR SOMETHING.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 97 and driving on: Yesterday at 09:58:42 PM
Whats the old nazi done now?

 :pd:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not interested in politics but Gove hammering Corbyn and the rest is immense! on: Yesterday at 06:43:29 PM
Gove was a hard-line Brexit man, knowing he can't compete with Boris on that line, he's turned soft.


No wonder his mam put the ugly cunt up for adoption.

 mick

 mick mick

  :beer: jc charles
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE LOOKED AT THE STOLEN WALLET THREAD ON BOREME on: Yesterday at 04:16:01 PM
Is it a scam if the OP didn't ask for anything?

 :pd:

Daft cunt decided off his own bat to start a whip-round.



shut your fucking mouth clem bitchtits

 

 mick
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE LOOKED AT THE STOLEN WALLET THREAD ON BOREME on: Yesterday at 04:09:40 PM
Is it a scam if the OP didn't ask for anything?

 :pd:

Daft cunt decided off his own bat to start a whip-round.

14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COULBY WATCH on: Yesterday at 04:04:43 PM
I TELL YOU WHO ELSE hAS BEEN QUIET........





TM!!

CONNECTED?

 mick mick mick mick mick mick

 

15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not interested in politics but Gove hammering Corbyn and the rest is immense! on: Yesterday at 04:03:11 PM
Nobody is interested in No Deal, not the Conservatives (the ones that matter) or any other political party. "Theresa" and her cronies aren't running the clock down to end up with No Deal, they're running it down because they want to reverse the Brexit vote.

 mick
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Snow Outside on: Yesterday at 04:02:40 PM
TON OF SNOW UP IN TAHOE AT THE MOMENT.  HEADING UP TO THE CABIN THIS WEEKEND.

SWEET.

 :homer:

JOHNNY - FANCY JOINING ME?

 
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / COULBY WATCH on: Yesterday at 04:00:47 PM
WHERE'S COULBY?

FLOUNCE OR SERIOUS INCIDENT?

 :pd:

I'M MISSING HIS CHEERY POSTS.

 oleary
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAPE VERDE !!! on: Yesterday at 03:59:40 PM
Ask the stupid cunt who follows me around pretending to know me :homer:

Which one?

 :pd:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAPE VERDE !!! on: Yesterday at 03:57:03 PM
We went on MSC Seaside, an Italian line. Brand new ship. Very impressive.

Did it have a nice new boiler?

 :pd:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not interested in politics but Gove hammering Corbyn and the rest is immense! on: Yesterday at 03:55:55 PM

 mick mick mick mick mick mick mick mick
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michael Gove on: Yesterday at 03:53:58 PM
He looks a bit hungover today

22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BRAITHWAITE JUST SCORED on: January 16, 2019, 10:18:38 PM
 souey

I hope he scores a boatload so we get more for him when he is flogged.

 

FUCK OFF FARTIN MARTIN.

 
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / BIELSA on: January 16, 2019, 09:27:50 PM
That Bielsa gadgie is quite a character.

Most thought Karanka's dossiers were a bit bonkers.  This fella is another level again.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6599383/Leeds-boss-Marcelo-Bielsa-uses-emergency-press-conference-presentation-spy-storm.html
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game At Home Against Millwall on: January 16, 2019, 09:17:52 PM
3-1 to Middlesbrough Football Club.

 
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any Epileptics on here on: January 16, 2019, 09:17:14 PM
What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A Transformer.

 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ‘You’ - the series on: January 16, 2019, 07:41:20 PM
SHE DIES IN THE END*










*MAYBE
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No deal looming on: January 16, 2019, 07:40:24 PM
You will never be right you pervy cunt. charles

I AGREE 100%

 jc
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: John Obi Mikel on: January 16, 2019, 05:01:10 PM
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: John Obi Mikel on: January 16, 2019, 04:53:27 PM
Only a week late with that knowledge Matty.

 lost

Poor.

#bebetter




 :alastair:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAPE VERDE !!! on: January 16, 2019, 04:29:41 PM
He's right like. Benidorm is fucking rank and full of mongs.

Sounds very much like Cape Verde.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Offes of a free trial but having to provide credit card details on: January 16, 2019, 03:23:08 PM
US spell checker on a Korean phone

Fat fingers

COB

Would you like a free trial of a new phone?

 :pd:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: uncomfortable reading esp if you have kids on: January 16, 2019, 02:10:22 AM
I saw this earlier.

I was absolutely fucking livid after reading it.

THIS is exactly why there should be death penalty.  That poor defenseless little kid killed by people who were supposed to protect him. Fucking scum.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TORTURED MIND on: January 15, 2019, 11:52:08 PM
I’m everyone on here, keep up 

You're not even you. 

 :tp2:

You daft cunt.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Club comes out in favour of WTO. on: January 15, 2019, 11:51:32 PM

 klins
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Club comes out in favour of WTO. on: January 15, 2019, 11:50:59 PM
I DONT THINK I HAVE HAD A LARDON

ACCORDING TO TOZZA THIS SHOULD HELP.



36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Club comes out in favour of WTO. on: January 15, 2019, 11:34:22 PM
Billy Sharp would have added some hardons. 

 mick
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Club comes out in favour of WTO. on: January 15, 2019, 11:33:45 PM

Where's the tagliatelle from like, Cambodia?

 
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TORTURED MIND on: January 15, 2019, 11:31:56 PM
He might have been done for stalking his ex?

 :tp3:

NAAAH..... HE ISN'T THAT MENTAL.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Club comes out in favour of WTO. on: January 15, 2019, 07:11:11 PM
What are you having for your tea bill?

It'll be something bitter and sour.

 mick
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Apart from a HUDDERSFIELD reserve can we expect more incomings? on: January 15, 2019, 06:59:26 PM
I SUSPECT WE CURRENTLY HAVE A ONE IN ONE OUT POLICY*

EG. BRAITHWAITE OUT - VPL IN.

TROUBLE GETTING RID IS LIKELY SLOWING US DOWN.

 :meltdown:












*AKA THE "MATTY'S HOLE POLICY".

 :alastair:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Allo Allo on: January 15, 2019, 06:55:24 PM
and the bit when the policemen speak bad french because they might not be french
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Germany now in Recession. on: January 15, 2019, 04:12:19 PM
Oh dear, you'll be on the slimeometer now :tp2:

43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: True Detective Season 3 on: January 15, 2019, 04:08:06 PM
The first series was great.

 :like:

Well. 

This bit was.

44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Germany now in Recession. on: January 15, 2019, 04:04:51 PM
Banging on about Brexit usually makes people really really boring.

Has the opposite effect on Towz.








 :alastair:

I'm not interested sorry

Come on!!

That was worth a bigger CHOMP.

 oleary
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films nowadays on: January 15, 2019, 04:04:08 PM
Yes I noticed before the edit :like:

Some reviewers might have mixed it up for the Holmes and Watson movie.

Possibly.












 rava
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meaningful vote on: January 15, 2019, 04:02:50 PM
I've had two giraffes, a chimp and a donkey

 klins

Jealousy is an unattractive trait.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Germany now in Recession. on: January 15, 2019, 04:02:21 PM
Banging on about Brexit usually makes people really really boring.

Has the opposite effect on Towz.








 :alastair:
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films nowadays on: January 15, 2019, 03:56:58 PM
Not the reviews I've seen. Not that I take much notice anyway.

I enjoyed it. Coogan and Reilly are superb. I think you might need to be a fan mind.

Excellent.

I'd heard it was very good.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Germany now in Recession. on: January 15, 2019, 03:55:51 PM
Presumably that spew is something about camels being good lovers.

Or something.

 klins

Clearly reading isn't your strong point. Stick to grooming you fucking sexcase :mido:

Would you like a lollipop?

 :pd:

It's camel cock flavour.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Germany now in Recession. on: January 15, 2019, 03:53:59 PM
Presumably that spew is something about camels being good lovers.

Or something.

 klins
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