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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WE ARE ALL RACISTS !!! on: Today at 06:28:39 PM

YES YOU ARE HARD IN YA OWN LUNCHTIME LAD  :alf:

Aren't we all sweetie.


2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tocketts Mill tomorrow on: Today at 06:23:49 PM
Was it your distended family lids?

CORRECTED FOR YOU.

 jc
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO All COB-ers with a brain on: Today at 02:03:33 PM
What is it about Leave that these quisling Remainers don't understand? What's the point of a Parliament if it takes its orders from Brussels?The British People gave the EU a clear message.There is something utterly pathetic about a bad loser.Grow up and accept the fact you spoilt brats that you didn't get your own way this time.

Who the fuck uses words like "quisling" you radged fucker?

Norwegians
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO All COB-ers with a brain on: Today at 02:02:32 PM
22 years in my village and same here.
We have got a post box though.

THAT HOLE WHERE THE VILLAGERS SHOVE THEIR FISTS EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT?

 :pd:

AKA TOZZA'S BIG GAY POOPCHUTE.

 :alastair:
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO All COB-ers with a brain on: Today at 02:00:18 PM
That a mosque on the right?

BILL'S SHED.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rids on: Today at 01:53:22 PM
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO All COB-ers with a brain on: Today at 03:54:37 AM
WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE.

A PEOPLE'S VOTE VIA THE BACK DOOR.

A BUNCH OF YELPING FANNIES TOO FUCKING SCARED TO FACE CHANGE.

 :wanker:

NO DEAL.  FUCK OF EUROPE.  MOVE ON.

 :mido:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY TRACTOR TERRY.... on: Yesterday at 05:45:55 PM
Yeah, of course you would.
 :alf:

ANY TIME YOU FANCY YA CHANCES YOU KNOW WHERE I AM  :like:

 :wanker:

Unfortunately you will have to wait.

Tozza's boxing girdle and pantaloons are currently at the dry cleaners.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tips on making a giant parmo on: Yesterday at 05:00:46 PM
Are you a chicken fan Clem or do you prefer a bit of pork?

IT'S WELL KNOW AROUND THESE PARTS THAT CLEM LIKES A BIT OF THE OLD PORK SWORD  charles :like: :alf:

A BIT OF MUTTON DAGGER 

SOMETIMES HAS TO SUFFICE 

I MAY BE GAY AND LIKE COCKS AND THAT BUT I STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR MANKY LITTLE CHEB.

 
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tips on making a giant parmo on: Yesterday at 04:59:54 PM
Are you a chicken fan Clem or do you prefer a bit of pork?





Actually neither.

I much prefer a big fat veiny cock covered in cheese.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tips on making a giant parmo on: Yesterday at 03:24:51 PM
ANYONE WHO THINKS A CHICKEN PARMO IS A PROPER PARMO IS A FUCKING IDIOT  souey

IF IT'S NOT PORK YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF 

 :mido:

Jeez.

Calm down.

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CAT FIDDLING on: Yesterday at 02:34:08 PM
ANOTHER CAT BUMMER!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6837833/Homeless-Arizona-drug-dealer-40-arrested-bestiality-cat.html

 :tp2:

TIME FOR SOMEONE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

 :tp4:

13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BIG HOMO BAR TO OPEN IN THE BORO on: Yesterday at 01:56:14 PM

THERE ARE SOME MAD CUNTS ON HERE.

 :tp2:

 
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BEEN A BUZY F@CKING BEE !!! on: Yesterday at 01:40:43 PM
Kids used to have a trampoline in our garden.


Fuckin thing was responsible for a dislocated shoulder, a broken collarbone and broken tib and fib.

Not all at the same time like. Three seperate incidents.




 rava

Well you shouldn't have used it - should yer?

You fat old twat.

 :alastair:
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Betting on internationals? on: Yesterday at 05:16:28 AM
Khazakstan to win to nil this afternoon

 :tp3:


 jc
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BIG HOMO BAR TO OPEN IN THE BORO on: Yesterday at 04:04:22 AM
:matty: will haunt the fucking place

AM I DEAD LIKE?

YEAH.

JUST LIKE A GHOST....











YOU LIKE GIVING US THE WILLIES.

 :alastair:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time to panic buy on: Yesterday at 03:58:59 AM
Panic will always cause problems.


18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 21, 2019, 11:41:15 PM
You’d know Chubs.

It was a trap!

 :meltdown:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 21, 2019, 02:04:09 PM
Tozza (the originator of these cruel fat rumors and taunts) should stick to reminiscing about his poncy schooldays (ie private prep schools and posh uni - unlike us men of the people type blokes).

Me - Hutton Rudby Primary, Yarm School and Manchester University.

You - Wimpy, Burgerking and MacDonalds

You fat homo cunt.

 :alf:

McDonalds

 mcl
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Corbyn flounces on: March 20, 2019, 11:01:07 PM
Oddfield without doubt the creepiest fucker on COB, and that takes some doing!

I DON'T KNOW. 

JAKE'S FUCKING CREEPY.





 :alastair:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This Whole Of The Moon lark on: March 20, 2019, 11:00:20 PM
Lawrie isn't a fucking arsehole like his brother was then? or is he one of the reformed wankers who "turn over a new leaf"?

He's a good lad.  Quite smart but had a rough go.

Does charity work now with ex-homeless and addicts I think.

They probably just want all the other stuff left in the past.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 10:58:55 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I'll take a wank if there's still one going.

Please ask Schteechve my hands are full at the moment.

What do I even pay you for?

Help with crossword clues and teabagging.

And frankly I'm getting a bit fed up of doing the Times.  It's too easy.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: POOR MIDO !!! on: March 20, 2019, 10:56:53 PM
Looking pretty fit was expecting him to be at least 20 clem by now. Mind deserves a good horse whipping for being a poor excuse of a footballer when he was with us

It says he has recently lost 8 stone.

 
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 09:15:53 PM
Great news.

Could be me next.

I'd rather have a Chinese than burger mind


 mcl

i was going to say you, but the jibe annoys Clem more  monkey jc

I WILL NEVER LET THE CAT STUFF DIE NOW.

 :meltdown:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 07:34:50 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I'll take a wank if there's still one going.

Please ask Schteechve my hands are full at the moment.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 07:31:37 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I think you're more Tuck in than Taken

More Takeaway than Taken would be another option

Thats much better Flar.

Tozza (the originator of these cruel fat rumors and taunts) should stick to reminiscing about his poncy schooldays (ie private prep schools and posh uni - unlike us men of the people type blokes).
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Teaching 4 year-olds the joys of LGBT isuues to be stopped... on: March 20, 2019, 06:14:07 PM
 klins
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Interesting rumour about Gibson selling up on: March 20, 2019, 06:13:40 PM
Never mind all that shite.

Where did you have a satisfactory lunch?
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Teaching 4 year-olds the joys of LGBT isuues to be stopped... on: March 20, 2019, 05:43:13 PM
A bigger quandary for you right wing cunts.



To criticise the Muslims or attack the gays.

What about criticising the Muslims for attacking the gays (and chucking them off buildings)?
Is that okay?

 mcl

What sort of building?

A bungalow?

 :pd:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 05:16:51 PM
Well done Clem  :homer:

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you are looking for pokey bum wanks I can tell you I don't have the lube nor the inclination, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you admit that I am trim and lithe now that'll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another fat on: March 20, 2019, 05:14:17 PM
Always liked Clem, interesting and humorous contributer on here.

There was no need for that.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This Whole Of The Moon lark on: March 20, 2019, 04:05:31 PM
Well Duff’s brother actually seems like an intelligent well spoken chap  :beer:

I KNOW THEM BOTH.

SO STICK THAT UP YER ARSES.

 :alastair:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mike Thalassitis on: March 20, 2019, 04:04:52 PM

34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This Whole Of The Moon lark on: March 20, 2019, 04:04:05 PM

DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST AN IMAGE. 

 rava

YOU SPACKER.

35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jacinda Ardern on: March 20, 2019, 02:04:11 PM
It must have stung a bit when he gave birth.

 klins
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 1,000 days ago today on: March 20, 2019, 02:03:36 PM
PISS POOR ATTEMPT AT A TON.

 :alastair:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: POOR MIDO !!! on: March 20, 2019, 01:52:48 PM
Pussy of your aunt's mother!
 :alf:

FLOG HIM STEVE!

 :tp4:
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films or TV that have really shocked you on: March 20, 2019, 01:52:09 PM
PET SEMATARY.

Just for the shocking treatment of the cat.

All too common these days.

 
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NAME YOUR TO DIE LIST !!! on: March 20, 2019, 01:47:44 PM

Ian Duncan Smith


Iain.

 :tp4:

#BEBETTER
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jacinda Ardern on: March 20, 2019, 01:45:42 PM
She must spend a lot on toothpaste.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MANCHESTER on: March 20, 2019, 03:15:38 AM
How incredibly interesting

I KNOW.

 
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FORGET ABOUT THE PAST - THE SEASON STARTS NOW !!! on: March 20, 2019, 03:15:18 AM
Who does Ebola play for?

BLACKPOORLY.

 :chrisk:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / MANCHESTER on: March 20, 2019, 03:12:27 AM
MANCHESTER'S NAME DERIVES FROM "TIT LIKE HILL" IN ANCIENT BRITON.

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

 jc









FUCK OFF THUNDER.  NO YOU DIDN'T.

 :alastair:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time to give 16 year olds the vote on Brexit? on: March 20, 2019, 02:59:24 AM
So remainers think that brexiteers are fuckin thick racists and not clever enough to know what the crack is.

The same remainers want to give the vote to sixteen year olds with all their worldly wisdom.





Who are the fuckin stupid thick cunts in all this like?





 

YOU ARE DEFFO ONE OF THEM.

 :alastair:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tonight’s bet on: March 19, 2019, 10:10:45 PM
How much are you lumping on?


Sorry mate I can't disclose personal info on here  :gaz:

That’s only because there’s nothing left to disclose, oddfield has already revealed all for you  :bc:

There is still all the cat stuff to clarify.

 klins
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Albert Adomah helps the homeless on: March 19, 2019, 10:01:54 PM
Adomah was a genuinely nice guy.  Had a few conversations with him, 1 sat on a wall outside the Chinese in Eaglescliffe waiting on our food.   :nige:



Did you kiss?
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This Whole Of The Moon lark on: March 19, 2019, 08:45:55 PM
First hand video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7cQw0uuNhI

Love the bit around 8:40 about the Duff smashing pint glasses on his head for a laugh.  He was my friend.   
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NAME YOUR TO DIE LIST !!! on: March 19, 2019, 08:32:30 PM

7. Phil Jupitus


 :pd:
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time to give 16 year olds the vote on Brexit? on: March 19, 2019, 06:28:28 PM
But votes don't matter anymore - do they?

 :pd:

Yours doesn't.....

INCORRECT
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / WHERE IS on: March 19, 2019, 05:39:31 PM
WALLY?



Been suspiciously quiet today.

Flounced?

In A&E?

Stuck in a bush?

 :pd:

Cat got his tongue?

 mcl
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