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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: There are certain things that become embarassing over the passing of time! on: Yesterday at 06:24:53 PM
A diminishing cock.


 lost
too much bucking. 


Probably more to do with wanking.



 monkey

It can be hazardous.

 mick
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Go back in time on: Yesterday at 06:21:02 PM
I guess everyone has regrets or wonders about paths they could have taken.

Hard to say I would like to start again but I would like to be young again - the fucking clock just keeps ticking.

Impossible to say i would swap another path for my kids.  They can be a pain but they are the most important thing in my life.  People without kids will never understand that - biggest life change of all.

BigNasty - sorry to hear you had to suffer the worst thing I can imagine.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FEW PINTS IN THE CROSS on: Yesterday at 06:16:37 PM
Who is big Kev?

 :pd:

The fella with the gloves?

4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ryan Giggs New Part Time Wales Manager on: Yesterday at 04:34:33 PM
The Buddhist conversion is going well.

 lost
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sanchez on: Yesterday at 04:29:20 PM
He's a pouty tit in the Ramirez mould.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TV/Film Characters You See Yourself Or COB Posters As A Watered Down Version Of on: Yesterday at 05:30:54 AM
Terry and Flar....



Terry at school....



Terry on his bike....



Terry at a spelling bee....



Terry's mate driving to the pub....












 :alastair:

7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: January 15, 2018, 07:26:41 PM
Not in the same class as this great talent

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muLJryUOs4M

Care in the community
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TV/Film Characters You See Yourself Or COB Posters As A Watered Down Version Of on: January 15, 2018, 04:23:30 PM
Matty - Julian Clary (complete with Fanny the wonder cat)
Terry - Lily Savage
Mingey - Barry off Eastenders
Rids - Father Jack
Coulby - Gareth Cheeseman
Small Town - Chuckie Finster.






9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: January 15, 2018, 04:11:21 PM


 monkey monkey

You know shit has got serious on COB when the graphs come out

I like a good graph.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 15, 2018, 04:08:23 PM
Look at all of those outfits.



Like a militaristic Mr Benn.

 :homer:

PS: we have our own COB Little Big Man complete with sawn off shot gun, tachinni undies and car park knee scrapes.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: January 15, 2018, 04:02:43 PM
He is like.

from the cunts who infected the world with val doonican, the corrs, b*witched, boyzone and mulligan and o' hare

 :like:

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tories and the national debt on: January 15, 2018, 03:54:15 PM
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 15, 2018, 03:48:37 PM
Anyone remember "Little Big Man" toys?

A cheap version of Action Man with all the kit needed.

He was both little and big.

 jc
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: January 15, 2018, 03:42:38 PM
He's shite.

 jc
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 15, 2018, 06:26:13 AM
Knew Tezzer would know a fair bit about thumbers up the bummers in scrummers  :alastair:

I know youíd have been snapped in the first tackle you lanky little faggot.

I didnít need to play rugby at school, as I was good at needlepoint and mincing about a bit  :like:

 :like:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fences the film on: January 15, 2018, 03:30:24 AM
:alastair:

I saw Paddington 2 yesterday.  That's good.



    lost    oleary

 :homer:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 15, 2018, 12:52:43 AM
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fences the film on: January 15, 2018, 12:43:51 AM
HE WAS TO BUSY WANKING MINGY LAD  mcl

I doubt it is physically possible to wank as much as you think I do.

 :tp2:












But I do see that as challenge.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fences the film on: January 15, 2018, 12:43:07 AM
Fucking nasty yank cunt  :redcard:



 :alastair:

I saw Paddington 2 yesterday.  That's good.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fences the film on: January 14, 2018, 11:28:11 PM
Nope, it wasnít  souey

I could have told you that.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Latest member - Everard Thundercock on: January 14, 2018, 11:27:53 PM
THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO IT COULD BE COCK MAD BORO SF  mcl

22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 07:40:26 PM
Like cricket itís Another talentless sport .
Shite  :unlike:

SOMETIMES MINGEY YOU ARE TOTAL FUCKTARD.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

 :redcard:
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Durrant on: January 14, 2018, 06:59:24 PM
I quite often get 3 1ís , but 26 seems to be favourite

It's the BDO for you Mingey.

 :homer:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bindippers v City on: January 14, 2018, 06:58:36 PM
Good game.  :like:

An absolute cracker.

 :like:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bindippers v City on: January 14, 2018, 06:21:13 PM
JUST LUMPED ON CITY TO COME BACK AND WIN THIS 

 :mido:

 :like:

WAHEY!

UP YER ARSE!

 :alastair:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Special Relationship on: January 14, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
There were 36 in the stokers mess on HMS Gurkha. Only 6 per mess on HMS Orkney.



Which was better for the bumming?

 :pd:

Guessing you were typing this one handed?

No.  Cheeky twat!













I use two hands to wank.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pulis must now be beginning to assess this shower of shxte. on: January 14, 2018, 06:08:03 PM
Clem you missed out the bit about a comb over doesn't fool anyone.

 :like:

Good point.  I'll add that detail next week.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Special Relationship on: January 14, 2018, 06:01:41 PM
No idea. I was aware of one homosexual when I was serving. He was reporting every few hours to the gatehouse at HMS Cochrane before being discharged from the service. He had made pass at a junior rating who reported him.

 klins

More like HMS Cock-ran
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Special Relationship on: January 14, 2018, 05:56:19 PM
There were 36 in the stokers mess on HMS Gurkha. Only 6 per mess on HMS Orkney.



Which was better for the bumming?

 :pd:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pulis must now be beginning to assess this shower of shxte. on: January 14, 2018, 05:54:13 PM
Hatred for the club? That's rather melodramatic.I don't hate the club but I have been very critical about the way it has been run as you know.I would see myself as a " critical  friend" rather than a detractor.After all someone needs to shed the rose tinted specs and call it how it is.
 Actually I think Gibson made a good choice in Pulis.At last we have a nuts and bolts manager with bags of experience of English Football.

Episode 278..... Bill the critical friend arrives at the local..

7pm Friday evening... down the pub....

"Hey up Bill good to see you - fancy a few beers and giggles tonight mate?"

"Now then Tommy.  Your jeans look pretty shit - they highlight your paunch and tiny cock - probably why you got divorced.  You need to sort your life out before you die a lonely ugly death."




Next week..... Bill the critical friend at the dentist....
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 05:47:47 PM
Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:


Trying too hard. Shame.

That hurts.

Shouldn't you be holidaying doing exciting things and...er.. stuff.

 :wanker:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Paris Break on: January 14, 2018, 04:44:28 PM
Yeah Iíd not go again  :wanker:, until October for our honeymoon  :gaz:

33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 04:21:55 PM
Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:

Signed

A VERY disappointed tramp



Well.. I guess it had to happen some time.

BF has said something amusing.

 :homer:

Well done BF.  Keep up the good work you cheeky little sausage.







PS:  actually lol'd
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump bottles it. on: January 14, 2018, 04:18:42 PM
Two wongs don't make a white.








 coat
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fergie jnr on: January 14, 2018, 04:17:39 PM
Yes after they were denied a penalty he went to a local radio station and condemned them. Finishing when asked what he would like to do. Shoot them  monkey

After our match yesterday I would quite happily have shot our cheating cunt of a ref.

 :meltdown:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 04:16:50 PM
Don't they just shit in holes in the floor?




 

I had the shits in China.

Had to use a public bog in a park.

Went in the bogs.  There was a big open trench with people squatting next to each other along it.  I'd rather shit meself.

 klins

Mind you - there is one thing there that is better than the Boro bus station bog.  They don't have lanky whoopsies (wearing too much lippy) hanging about looking to gobble tramps.

 :alastair:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 14, 2018, 04:13:01 PM
Fuckin hell Faithy lad. That is poor.

That's the sort of shite I would expect from SF.



 mcl

YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT.

 :tp4:

My shite is better than Bland Filth's and always will be. 


38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 04:05:44 PM
Thereís nowt more manly than a sneaky thumb up the bum in a ruck

Even better if it is a big black fella.  You could say "suuuup my nigga" while you bum-thumb him.

ST - have you done that with your rugger-bugger-nigga "mates"?

 :pd:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I know I have a downer on footballers on: January 14, 2018, 04:03:06 PM
Bill Beaumont admitted more than once and was in fact proud of the fact that during a lions tour of South Africa they had a code using numbers when it was called they turned and assaulted the nearest South African player.

Classy

Classy?   More like fucking hilarious.

 :homer:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump bottles it. on: January 14, 2018, 04:00:02 PM
And at present isnít.

Interesting semantic arguement really,  but in the context of this discussion Iíd be less worried about fading superpowers and more worried about the up and coming ones.

Itís not interesting at all, you were plain wrong.

Your plain wrong about the us fading away too.

Itís the EU economy thatís fading away yet leftyís want us anchored to it.

Not wrong No, like I said look towards the future.

Second para I hope you're right but I just can't see how. This isn't Victorian times.
you stated China was the worlds largest economy, you didn't say they would take over the USA in the future, so it isn't about semantics,that would be comparing the make up of their economy or their military strength as comparisons.Nowt wrong with getting things wrong,it'll happen to me one of these days.

Smalltown won't admit he was wrong shocker.

 mick

Shame.

I should never have been kind and indicated that what he said is likely to be correct in the foreseeable future.  I should have just said he was a thick cunt.  Lesson learnt.

 jc











PS: Coulbs - we won't mention the maths.  Ok?
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 11:21:05 PM
This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.




Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash)?

 :tp3:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump bottles it. on: January 13, 2018, 11:19:38 PM
Funny how the lefties lie awake at night with worry about Brexit and the economy but quite happy to mug off the leader of the worlds biggest economy.


The leader of the worlds biggest economy is a communist, so I imagine the left love him?

Nice try.

Not yet.

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/022415/worlds-top-10-economies.asp
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro team v Fulham on: January 13, 2018, 08:21:55 PM
Poor deluded Matty.

 :alastair:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARTLEPOOL UNITED on: January 13, 2018, 08:21:11 PM
The bigger picture here is the slow demise of football in the northeast.


Darlington, say no more.
Hartlepool on the brink.
Sunderland seem nailed on for league 1
Newcastle struggling
Boro a debatable yo yo club at this point.

A proud history of top level football for the area is disappearing.

No.  The bigger picture here is the slow demise of lower tire football everywhere.

Way too much emphasis and too much money swilling around the Premier league and Champions league.  Football is fucked.

Yes, its a real let down  :alf:

it's

 jc
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 07:13:29 PM
Refs declare there allegiance to the club they support so they cannot ref games involving that club.Perfectly ok to ref boro v Fulham Id have thought.

It isn't perfectly ok if he is a cheating cunt.

Which he is.
How the fuck was he cheating? he was poor & fucked up as did his linesmen.

He fucked up on two key decisions.  Either totally inept or on the take.  Was bad enough to suspect the latter.

I hope he has a painful lonely death.

 mick

46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARTLEPOOL UNITED on: January 13, 2018, 07:11:46 PM
The bigger picture here is the slow demise of football in the northeast.


Darlington, say no more.
Hartlepool on the brink.
Sunderland seem nailed on for league 1
Newcastle struggling
Boro a debatable yo yo club at this point.

A proud history of top level football for the area is disappearing.

No.  The bigger picture here is the slow demise of lower tire football everywhere.

Way too much emphasis and too much money swilling around the Premier league and Champions league.  Football is fucked.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is the correct way to spell... on: January 13, 2018, 07:09:40 PM
Gadge for the shortened version i agree

But gadgy/gadgy

Im torn  :gaz:

You are torn between two exact same spellings of the same word?

Life must be a challenge for you.

 :tp2:

Im just thankful im not stuck in an eternal cycle of cave wank ďjokesĒ you unfunny cunt



It's not going to work.  I am above all that sort of thing.

 
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 07:08:01 PM
Refs declare there allegiance to the club they support so they cannot ref games involving that club.Perfectly ok to ref boro v Fulham Id have thought.

It isn't perfectly ok if he is a cheating cunt.

Which he is.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 07:06:45 PM
The first half was the best I have seen us play and we should have been 2 or 3 nil up. We pressed high up the pitch and closed down quickly and then were very direct with our play. I think that is then one of our problems in the second half is that our player are not used to such intensity and are knackered. Pulis said as much in his interview.
The second half we sat too deep and I think Pulis made the wrong decisions with his subs certainly replacing two creative players with a holding midfielder and the donkey Marvin Johnson was a massive mistake.
For want of better reffing we would have won it in the second half but to be honest it should have been dead and buried before the non penalty for Braithwaite.

I am finding the Pulis era quite promising apart from his substitutions.

I thought Traore, Downing and Howson all played well today.

Agree with much of that.

First 30 minutes we were excellent.  Best I've seen this season.

Can see why Clayton came on as Fulham had created a few chances and we needed to clog up midfield.  Should have been Bamford instead of Johnson.

I like Howson - he has a hell of an engine.  Downing and Traore very good.  Traore knackers himself out though.  Braithwaite was better than usual (not great though).

Friend and Gestede were weak links.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 06:45:42 PM
Ref is a Sunderland season ticket holder. WTF?  lost :duh:

Really?

I wouldn't have thought any ref could hold season tickets for any club.

 :pd:

He was bent as fuck.
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