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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LILY ALLEN on: Today at 09:18:08 PM
#LILYFACT: She has three nipples.

 klins
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Today at 09:17:00 PM
Which lucky lad called THUNDER will find this under his tree?

 :pd:


3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Today at 09:08:44 PM
He doesn't need to watch me.

He just wanks over me anyway.




 

This post suggests you are politely flattered and secretly excited over the prospect. Little Johnny is positively Thrumming.

He'd love me to spray sticky white love piss all over his face and nips.

 :homer:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Corby masterstroke on: Today at 07:41:03 PM
Just seen the full manifesto.

Corporation taxrate up
Lowering the additional higher tax rate threshold
Tax on second homes
Ability to freeze rent for private landlords.

Four more huge winners for me.

What a minfesto.   He is really chasing after big business with these 4.  

For the many.... (unless you work for an oil company, have your own business, have a holiday home, are a private landlord and have got a decent education to earn a salary that gets you fuck all in the South East)

Not the Few....

5 massive vote winners for me.

Calm down Lily

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7710789/Millionaire-pop-star-Lily-Allen-bursts-tears-watching-Jeremy-Corbyn-announce-manifesto.html
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / LILY ALLEN on: Today at 07:20:08 PM
HER LATEST IDIOCY.....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7710789/Millionaire-pop-star-Lily-Allen-bursts-tears-watching-Jeremy-Corbyn-announce-manifesto.html

FUCKING HELL.

 rava

6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Today at 06:08:53 PM

it's a stock photo

 sshhh
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump. on: Today at 06:04:47 PM
I'm officially leaving #TEAMBOB.

 
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Today at 06:03:13 PM

Some fucking conk on you like isnt there 
Looks like youve just been dug up Mr Fandango  lost  klins

 oleary
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The relentless bullying and stalking on here on: Today at 04:53:04 PM
I feel sorry for the constant bullying campaign against Matty.

I really doubt he has ever bummed a cat.

 oleary










Well, fairly sure.

 klins
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump. on: Today at 04:51:56 PM
In short:

- Trump is guilty as fuck. 
- He withheld military aid to Ukraine (against Russia) unless they publicly stated they were investigating his political rival, Joe Biden's, son's dodgy dealings in Ukraine.  That is, using tax payer money for selfish personal gain and bribery.
- He runs his business/presidency like a Mafia family so no one knows everything and there is always someone else to blame (eg Guilliani who is not a government appointee - he is Trump's personal lawyer - in the thick of this whole thing).
- The fragmented evidence is mostly intangible (he said, she said stuff).  Damning but not certain to bring him down.
- Republicans still see him as a ticket to win in 2020.  That needs to change for him to get impeached.  I'd say it is currently 60:40 he will see this out.


PS: Sondland was appointed US Ambassador to the EU by Trump (he also donated over $1million to Trump's campaign).  Before that he held a position appointed by Bush.  Before that he helped the Democratic party in Oregon but was never an Obama appointee.  He is a shifty greedy cunt just like the rest of them.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Today at 04:13:09 AM
Which lucky lad will get this in his stocking this year?



A true connoisseur - that's who.

 
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GENERAL ERECTION POLL 2019 - Round 1: Defence on: Yesterday at 10:48:43 PM


 
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 08:34:55 PM
Would any COBer like this for Chrimbo?

Maybe a budding entrepreneur?

14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 07:07:43 PM
I've just bought this for someone on here.



But keep it a secret - we don't want to spoil the surprise!

 sshhh

I just know he's gonna love it.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 07:04:33 PM
On the topic of Xmas presents a mate of mine is looking to buy a small spy cam (HD) - do any of you know where to buy one?

 :pd:
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 07:03:40 PM
I WAS WONDERING WHAT TO GET THUNDER FOR XMAS.

MAYBE A NEW COMPUTER MOUSE?  HIS CURRENT ONE MUST LOOK LIKE A PLASTERER'S BUCKET.

 klins

ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR OTHER COB DENIZENS?

 :pd:

 

I reckon youíd put a sneaky little spy cam on it so you can watch him.

What a disgusting accusation.

 mick
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 05:19:52 PM
he's getting you a restraining order for christmas  :ponce:

NOPE.  STILL NOT FUNNY.














 mcl
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / COB XMAS PRESENTS on: Yesterday at 04:57:21 PM
I WAS WONDERING WHAT TO GET THUNDER FOR XMAS.

MAYBE A NEW COMPUTER MOUSE?  HIS CURRENT ONE MUST LOOK LIKE A PLASTERER'S BUCKET.

 klins

ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR OTHER COB DENIZENS?

 :pd:

 
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If you care about corporations paying their taxes on: Yesterday at 04:54:38 PM
Simple really, the government should say 'Pay your taxes or will stop you trading in the UK and close you down'. They do it to football clubs so why not other businesses?


But all the companies pay the tax they are legally obliged too.

The question is, how do you get them to pay more ?

Is the answer: legally oblige them to pay more?

 :pd:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your 3 main General Election priorities on: Yesterday at 04:52:39 PM

I cannot believe that El Captain has finally made me chuckle................

 
Hmmmm i guess that means liar Clem? Why?

Cause everyone knows BUMCAT is an unfunny cat bummer and couldn't possibly make anyone titter.

THAT's why.

 
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest rate of tax paid by the British public since 1948 on: Yesterday at 04:43:16 PM
You've made some excellent points there, you have changed my mind.

Well.

That's a bit of a let down.

 oleary
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest rate of tax paid by the British public since 1948 on: Yesterday at 04:42:47 PM
First budget surplus in 18 years, something worked.

23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your 3 main General Election priorities on: Yesterday at 04:40:46 PM

I cannot believe that El Captain has finally made me chuckle................

 
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your 3 main General Election priorities on: Yesterday at 04:23:15 PM
1. Avoiding the news and political programs as much as possible
2. Not talking politics with friends as you are never going to convince them theyíre wrong
3. Donít get involved in politics on tíinternet

 lost

And it was going so well until the last one.

 rava
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your 3 main General Election priorities on: Yesterday at 04:15:33 PM
Education
Education
Education



Sadly too late for Robbso.




 

PLEASE STOP BULLYING ROBBSO.

 















YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

 :basil:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest rate of tax paid by the British public since 1948 on: Yesterday at 04:14:41 PM
The increasing debt is a product of rolling deficit. Deficit is the amount the government has to borrow each year.

Under Labour the deficit grew massively towards the end of their government with net borrowing at £145bn pa.

Governments since 2010 have succesfully brought the deficit right down, wiping it out  altogether (this is the combined effect of a strong economy and austerity measures). The financial year ending March 2020 will show a SURPLUS of iro £18bn.

However, when there was any deficit (albeit much reduced from the one Brown's government was running at) it still added to the overall debt. Hence why debt has risen under the Tories.

You can't start to pay off debt whilst running a deficit, it's impossible.
The hard part, the austerity, the belt tightening has been done. Borrowing is at its lowest level for 17 years. We can afford to spend a little more but we must not let borrowing run away with itself or all the progress made will be wiped out.





ST TIGS WIN THE CUP!!!

HUZZAH!

 :homer:

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: George washington on: November 19, 2019, 09:24:17 PM
Teddy Roosevelt had a dog called Sailor Boy.

 :matty:

 klins
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scotland on: November 19, 2019, 09:21:08 PM
You were given a perfectly mediocre joke about the Loch Ness monster.

 

But you had to go and fuck it up instead.

 oleary
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pochentino bike racked! on: November 19, 2019, 09:18:14 PM
It'll be that newly ousted Spain manager gadgie.

ITK

 

30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: George washington on: November 18, 2019, 07:25:39 PM
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHEN LIEBOUR GET THRASHED HOWWILL THE LEFTYS REACT on: November 18, 2019, 03:21:41 PM

Clem's stalked you for that long you've turned into him   mcl

JEALOUS SLAG.

 
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your 3 main General Election priorities on: November 18, 2019, 03:20:31 PM
1. Euthanasia (mandatory)
2. Birth control/limits (1 kid per street max.)
3. Death penalty for serious crime (eg shoplifting etc).

Population control is our only sustainable future.

 :homer:

33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / George washington on: November 18, 2019, 12:42:17 AM
owned a dog












called Sweetlips.

 :basil:
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: locking threads on: November 18, 2019, 12:32:16 AM
Instead of locking it can you delete it instead?

That lass doesn't need her picture on here.  

Cunt move that.

 oleary

Gone.


Just a shame that a thread regarding paedophiles at the highest level should stop to such lows.

 jc
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: locking threads on: November 17, 2019, 11:35:23 PM
Instead of locking it can you delete it instead?

That lass doesn't need her picture on here.  

Cunt move that.

 oleary
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England team word game on: November 17, 2019, 06:05:34 PM
Alex Oxlade-Stinkybumbum

Just fucking ONE letter!

 

You just can't stick to the rules can you?

 :meltdown:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / England team word game on: November 17, 2019, 06:03:06 PM
Just change one letter and.. rude stuff.

Tyrone Minge
Harry Wanks
Nick Poop

Southgate's probably doing this on purpose. The dirty bastard.

 oleary
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If you ever get chance to have a drink with on: November 17, 2019, 05:59:09 PM
One compliment and you two are practically sucking each other off.

It was bound to happen.

The sexual tension between them was palpable.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ENGLAND MATCH IN HOGARTHS on: November 17, 2019, 05:55:36 PM
 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liddle watch on: November 17, 2019, 04:57:05 PM
I think Coulby flounced didnít he?

He ran off after seeing a lady with a champagne bottle up her fanny on Thunder's thread.

 :basil:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LEEDS UNITED on: November 17, 2019, 04:48:10 PM
I can take it from Steely, at least he has hair

OOOOH.... YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lidds has finally ran off with his tail between his legs on: November 17, 2019, 03:16:44 PM
WHAT THUNDER THINKS HE IS:























WHAT HE ACTUALLY IS:




 :alastair:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LEEDS UNITED on: November 17, 2019, 03:08:36 PM
My mate

 
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Free broadband on: November 16, 2019, 02:16:46 PM
I think Jezza should have stepped aside for this election and a less divisive candidate take over, Keir Starmer would be my choice, very clever and seems to be respected across all parties, but Iím not really sure any party really wants to win this election, a clear majority for any party will leave them taking the heat for the inevitable mess brexit will be.



Keir Starmer is a raddled half wit that likes the sound of his own voice


Never thought I would say this but I couldn't agree more.Starmer is a Blairite stooge.








JESUS.

GET A ROOM YOU TWO.









 :basil:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Im gay and have no gender. on: November 16, 2019, 02:15:09 PM
Iím not sure why any one gives a fuck.

Busty little gammons

Oooh cheeky
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT ??? !!! on: November 16, 2019, 02:14:29 PM
Do yer want my tracker app??

GRINDR

 klins
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IS EVERYBODY WIDE AWAKE . . . NOW !!! ??? on: November 16, 2019, 02:12:06 PM
No
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Im gay and have no gender. on: November 16, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
Attracted to other people with no gender?

Or cats.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hotel recommendations on: November 16, 2019, 07:28:17 AM
Staithes is always worth the trip.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nights tonight on: November 16, 2019, 06:51:15 AM
You obviously drink at work.



 

Get back to bed - it's the weekend.

 


MIND YOU, I BET YOU ALWAYS HAVE A WEAK END.

 :homer:

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