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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TRUMP SPOT ON AGAIN.... on: Yesterday at 05:30:07 PM
MAY IS A UGLY FUCKING LESBIAN WHO WILL BE OUTED VERY SOON  :mido:

OUR COUNTRY IS A FUCKING JOKE AND LAFFING STOCK AROUND THE WORLD  souey

Trump’s cock then  monkey

 klins
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Biggest ever World Cup win... on: Yesterday at 02:54:32 PM
Hungary 10-1 El Salvador – 1982
Hungary 9-0 South Korea – 1954
Yugoslavia 9-0 Zaire – 1974

I think we should go for it. We're half way there already...  :mido:

I actually remember watching it! And without googling - I think it was played in Vallodalid in front of a measly 8000.

Without googling I recall that the line ups were as follows.

GK   1   Ferenc Mészáros
DF   2   Győző Martos
DF   3   László Bálint
DF   4   József Tóth
MF   5   Sándor Müller      Substituted off 69'
DF   6   Imre Garaba
FW   7   László Fazekas   YC 32'
MF   8   Tibor Nyilasi (c)   YC 1'
FW   9   András Törőcsik      Substituted off 55'
FW   11   Gábor Pölöskei
DF   14   Sándor Sallai
Substitutions:
GK   21   Béla Katzirz
DF   19   József Varga
MF   12   Lázár Szentes      Substituted in 69'
MF   17   Károly Csapó
FW   10   László Kiss      Substituted in 55'


GK   1   Luis Guevara Mora
DF   2   Mario Castillo
DF   3   José Francisco Jovel
DF   4   Carlos Recinos
MF   6   Joaquín Ventura      Substituted off 79'
MF   8   José Luis Rugamas      Substituted off 27'
FW   9   Ever Hernández
MF   10   Norberto Huezo (c)
FW   11   Jorge González
FW   13   José María Rivas
DF   15   Jaime Rodríguez
Substitutions:
GK   19   Eduardo Hernández
DF   5   Ramón Fagoaga      Substituted in 79'
DF   12   Francisco Osorto
MF   16   Mauricio Alfaro
FW   14   Luis Ramírez Zapata      Substituted in 27'


 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: F@CK OFF STERLING !!! on: Yesterday at 02:44:15 PM
To be fair it's hard to look good against Panama.

 souey
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KANE TOP SCORER !!! on: Yesterday at 02:34:48 PM
Yeah it would be a real shame if you missed out on all the fictional winnings from your fictional bet  monkey

Shouldn't that be fictional shame?

 mcl
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Harry Kane on: Yesterday at 02:29:43 PM
But Bob said he was shit?

 :tp3:






 Bob = dopey :wanker:

 :alastair:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Need a few subs on soon. on: Yesterday at 02:22:05 PM
Bring Sterling on

 
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 02:20:52 PM
Kane will be claiming that one!

 
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Biggest ever World Cup win... on: Yesterday at 02:02:31 PM
I wouldn't go that far. We overtake Belgium on Goal Difference & then we play 'keep ball'. The heat & humidity won't be enjoyable late on.

Fuck that.

Let's fill our boots.

 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 02:01:19 PM
We want 11!  We want 11!  We want 11!


 :mido:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ENGLAND TO WIN 4-0 on: Yesterday at 01:47:36 PM
I had a Ł2 free bet that had to be used on Eng v Panama correct score


Went 4-0 as well, so that’s fucked  rava

Yup

 :wanker:

 mcl

 
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:46:56 PM
FIVE - nil

About time we got a penalty at a corner.  Well done ref.

 :pope2:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:42:54 PM
4 fucking nil.

We're havin' a party.

 :homer:

Good to see England enjoying a game for once.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:37:11 PM
What a beauty!


 :alastair: :alastair: :alastair:

3-0

 :pope2:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:24:43 PM
Emphatic penalty.

 :pope2:


15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:18:26 PM
These fuckers are diving all over the place.  Game plan is to get us booked at every challenge.

 :meltdown:

We could end up with a bunch of needless yellows if the ref doesn't get a grip.

16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Pick that out on: Yesterday at 01:09:29 PM
You bunch of cheating diving fouling tossers.

 :mido:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ONE THING ABOUT ZEE JERMANS !!! on: Yesterday at 06:55:00 AM
Early to bed early to rise Trotsky lad?  monkey  :tp3:

 mcl


HEALTHY...WEALTHY....AND WISE  :homer:


 monkey

And 5 pisses a night.

 :pope2:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TODAYS TREBLE !!! on: June 23, 2018, 09:08:00 PM
FUCKING SWEDISH NOBHEADS.

 :meltdown:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TODAYS TREBLE !!! on: June 23, 2018, 07:59:12 PM
COME ON SWEDEN!

 :pope2:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Men in shorts on: June 23, 2018, 07:57:42 PM
One of our own.



Those pants are a bit toight.

 klins

21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TODAYS TREBLE !!! on: June 23, 2018, 01:37:46 PM
YOU SAID YOU WERE BOYCOTTING THE WORLD CUP COS YOU PISSED YOUR BRITCHES OVER VAR !!! 

HE DID LIKE.

 :pope2:

ARE YOU SUGGESTING LIDS MIGHT POSSIBLY MAYBE COULD BE A.......










 ?







DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY.   
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Men in shorts on: June 23, 2018, 01:32:11 PM
I wear shorts most days.

 :pope2:

But then it is nice and warm here.  Over 100F yesterday.  Fuck wearing jeans in that - my bollocks would be like boiled taties by the end of the day.

 klins

Plus I have lovely legs.  Ronaldo aspires to have as nice legs as what I have an' that.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 25 SHEETS.... on: June 23, 2018, 08:02:20 AM
Is the colon playing up again?

 :pd:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Young Ones on: June 23, 2018, 08:01:40 AM
Will Hay - old and funny as fuck.

 :pope2:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STERLING DROPPED on: June 23, 2018, 07:56:17 AM
I remember the time when a headline like this would trigger a 100+ posts of economic hectoring from La Capster.

Oh "happy" days.

 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: June 23, 2018, 07:54:35 AM
I like lasses what work out and that.

27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Young Ones on: June 23, 2018, 07:51:17 AM
Piss poor watching back .

But like sanfranbumhole, bottom is still fantastic today  :like:

I am going to kick your fucking tits in.

 :tp4:














Not really... Mr Detectortit.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mitrovic on: June 23, 2018, 07:02:05 AM
 :pope2:
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Young Ones on: June 23, 2018, 03:53:39 AM
Loved it as a kid.  It was very different then.

But I watched a few last year and it is pretty painful stuff.

 :tp2:

Bottom is ace though.

 jc
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maradona on: June 22, 2018, 11:30:23 PM
QUALITY BUT THEY ARE NOT OUT YET  rava

I know - I definitely haven't written them off yet but I think it's highly unlikely they'll get out of the group with the bad feeling against the manager in their camp. Unless they got shot before they face Nigeria. 

Has a manager ever been fired during a World Cup while his team is still in it? I can't think of one...

Spain were pretty close!

 
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Mitrovic on: June 22, 2018, 07:28:27 PM
Looks good and scored today.

Hit 12 in 20 for Fulham and something like 6 in 7 for Serbia this year.

But only scored 17 in 72 at Newcastle.

Oh well... never mind.

 

32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Sigurdsson on: June 22, 2018, 05:41:47 PM
What a penalty.

 :tp2:

Always said he was shite.

 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing with a pulse is safe on: June 22, 2018, 05:26:56 PM
With you and Clam as the arbiter of what is sensible Towz I think I'd rather be hailed a raving loony.



That's a wise choice.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing with a pulse is safe on: June 22, 2018, 04:48:01 PM
It's worrying that normally fairly sensible people like Terry C want to burn all the males from the refugee camp mentioned alive on the strength of this bullshit  klins

Tezza - fairly sensible?

 souey

Towz - you come out with some mental stuff but this takes the biscuit.

  :alastair:
 
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Iceland on: June 22, 2018, 04:23:26 PM
Have you ever had an Iceland prawn ring?

I refuse to be groomed!

 :tp4:











PS: I have eaten Puffin.  On a stick.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Iceland on: June 22, 2018, 04:17:28 PM
Just imagine how hard Pulis' perky is when he watches Iceland.

Strong defence, set pieces, big strapping lads - he must be in constant euphoria.

 :tp3:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bullying at school and the role of parents in preventing it on: June 22, 2018, 04:14:03 PM
charles no can do

 
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bullying at school and the role of parents in preventing it on: June 22, 2018, 04:13:47 PM
Take my 5ft staff out of your bum hole immediately and suck it you gorgeous slut you.
 

 mick
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing with a pulse is safe on: June 22, 2018, 04:10:23 PM
The better version of the same (old) joke:

Three men get stranded on an island after after their plane crashes but they come away unhurt.
After they have come round a bit they decide to explore the island. Eventually they find an encampment and walk into it hoping to find a way to get home. To their amazement they find that the islanders seem to speak English and they explain to them that they were in a plane crash and were lucky to be alive. The islanders tell the men to wait whilst they decide what should be done. After an hour or so, all of the islanders encircle the men and the leader walks up to them and declares that they have decided what to do.
He walks up to the first man and says
 "I give you a choice to make. Do you choose death or Um Bongo?"
Flabbergasted at the choice put before him he chooses Um Bongo. "He chooses Um Bongo" declares the leader. As soon as he says this all the islanders let out a screech and begin chanting "Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Um Bongo". They then grab the man and push him up against a tree then a particularly well hung tribesman does him violently up the bumhole. After which he falls to the ground sobbing and holding his arse.

The tribe then turn their attention to the second man and again the leader puts to him the choice "Death or Um Bongo" The man thinks to himself for a while and then decides that he could probably handle the Um Bongo experience better than his friend did and so declares "Um Bongo" Again all the islanders screech and begin chanting "Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Um Bongo". They take the second man up against the tree and subject him to the same treatment as the first.
The third man, having witnessed all of this is ready for whats coming. "Death or Um Bongo", the leader puts to him. Straight away the man shouts out "I choose death". A massive gasp emits from the islanders.

The leader then walks up beside the man and declares "Death by Um Bongo"

You couldn't die having a bit of jungle juice squirted up your arse!

 :tp4:















Matty said so.

 :alastair:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done VAR on: June 22, 2018, 02:37:22 PM
Couldn't agree more.

 :pope2:

What a diving fanny cunt Neymar is,

Can't stand him.

 :meltdown:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Ronaldo or Messi Debate on: June 22, 2018, 02:18:57 PM
Juninho pisses on them both.

 :mido:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bullying at school and the role of parents in preventing it on: June 22, 2018, 02:08:13 PM
I can't abide bullies.  Scum.

My school was a bit rough - lots of fights and stuff but there wasn't much bullying.

Parents should guide their kids in lots of ways including helping them socialize and to deal with what life will throw at them.  Including the fact that some people are cunts and will try to treat them badly.

For example a bit of piss taking and learning how to take a joke are life skills.  So is punching a bully.  My kids have clear instructions that if a kid picks on them they have my full backing to hit back. They will not get into any trouble.   Similarly they know they will be in a ton of trouble if they pick on a kid themselves.

If they do end up getting bullied there is no fucking way I would let that continue.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bullying at school and the role of parents in preventing it on: June 22, 2018, 02:00:23 PM
My mate is a headteacher down in South Yorkshire

Swanky

 
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bullying at school and the role of parents in preventing it on: June 22, 2018, 01:59:00 PM
Not bothered.
 



In terms Tezza might understand.

Imagine a big dog is bullying your toy poodle.......








 :alastair:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing with a pulse is safe on: June 22, 2018, 01:55:59 PM
There's an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman who get lost in the jungle and captured by a vast tribe of cannibals.

The cannibals tell them to go into the jungle and pick 10 pieces of fruit each. So they all go out, pick 10 pieces of fruit and bring them back to the 'cannibal chief'.

The chief said to the Englishman "so Englishman, now you must choose between death or Mau Mau".

The Englishman said " I will not bow to you savages, I'll choose Mau Mau" so they grab him and stick the 10 pieces of fruit (cherries) up his bum.

Then they give the Scotsman the same choice.  He chooses Mau Mau so they stick his fruit (plums) up his bum.

Then the Irishman looked at his pineapples and said "I don't think I can stand the Mau Mau, I'll choose death".

So the chief shouts "Very well........








Death by Mau Mau"!


 :pope2:
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A & E at James Cook on: June 22, 2018, 01:49:46 PM
Just got back from James Cook

After getting a mole removed from my penis.

The doctors said it went well but the RSPCA  said that if i do it again, they will prosecute....

 
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: EVERTON WANT 12 MILLION FOR BESIC on: June 22, 2018, 12:00:36 AM
He isn't worth that.

Feels like putting down a marker as part of a swap deal for Gibson.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MORTIMER AND WHITEHOUSE GONE FISHING on: June 21, 2018, 10:02:11 PM
mick

 mcl
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ivan Rakitić on: June 21, 2018, 08:57:28 PM
Him and Modric.

Fanstastic.

Messi fucking anonymous.

 :wanker:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Argies on: June 21, 2018, 08:40:06 PM
Pick that one out ya cunts.

 :alastair:

See ya.

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