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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: All this support for nurses and those in the medical field on: Today at 02:53:42 AM
Call the police.

She is a fucking idiot.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Today at 12:03:36 AM

Underhanging condition.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Yesterday at 11:53:46 PM
Pokey bum wank?

Another pre-existing condition.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FREE THE LIDDLE ONE on: Yesterday at 11:42:29 PM
Has Liddle been banned like?

YES.

IT'S A TRAVESTY.

 oleary
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Yesterday at 11:42:06 PM
Genuine question:  what does the term "underlying condition" actually mean?

Does it mean something that was known about and being treated (although I would guess that is categorized a pre-existing condition)?

Or do they just say this one has died of C19 but is a right fat fucker so probably has issues with heart disease etc (even though it wasn't being treated) and therefore has an underlying condition?

 

It's in the report, it lists the conditions.

Read it.

But you said "because you're a lazy cunt let me summarize for you."

Make yer fucking mind up.

 mcl

I said summarize, not do a live q&a.



Lazy twat.

 
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDS IS NOT HAPPY on: Yesterday at 11:41:41 PM
No site owner is going to put up with idiots throwing about mentally handicapped insults, paedophile accusations and racist abuse. It's not even close to being acceptable.

It's not like anyone is being asked to do anything difficult either. Everyone knows where the line is and there's no excuse for crossing that line. I would hazard a guess the majority of the idiots spouting this vile abuse wouldn't dare do it in real life so don't do it on here. How hard s it really to have a bit of craic without resorting to those levels? If I were Steve I would keep kicking people off until they learn how to behave like decent human beings. 1 week suspension, 1 month suspension and then a permanent ban.

That's my two penneth anyway. Apologies Steve if it comes across as me telling you how to run your site. Just my opinion on the current situation.

Can I just say mate, 'mentally handicapped' is not a cool term. Just saying like, you have used it more than once on here already, it's a bit 1990s 

What term can we use?

 
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool place some non-playing staff on furlough on: Yesterday at 10:44:58 PM
Nothing is going to change, as soon as this virus has settled down it will be back as before, the only thing that would change the game would be if people stopped paying for sky sports, but that won’t happen either.

CAPSDAVELAND - WHERE HOPE AND JOY GO TO DIE.

 oleary
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDS IS NOT HAPPY on: Yesterday at 10:32:20 PM
But when someone uses the insult 'Downs Syndome Cunt' the lines been crossed !


Who did that?

 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Yesterday at 10:28:46 PM
Genuine question:  what does the term "underlying condition" actually mean?

Does it mean something that was known about and being treated (although I would guess that is categorized a pre-existing condition)?

Or do they just say this one has died of C19 but is a right fat fucker so probably has issues with heart disease etc (even though it wasn't being treated) and therefore has an underlying condition?

 

It's in the report, it lists the conditions.

Read it.

But you said "because you're a lazy cunt let me summarize for you."

Make yer fucking mind up.

 mcl
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool place some non-playing staff on furlough on: Yesterday at 10:05:29 PM
Another point, what if Sky and BT declare Force Majeure?

Probably wreck the game as we know it

A resetting of football would be good thing.

- Reduce the ridiculous amount of money swilling about in the game - reduce TV money, pay, transfers, ticket prices etc.
- Kick the parasitic agents to the fucking curb.
- More fairly share money across the leagues/clubs to ensure sustainability.

 :jowo5:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER 708 DEAD IN THE LAST 24 HOURS... on: Yesterday at 09:49:14 PM
There’s plenty of beds and ventilators at the moment, they’ve ensured of that by clearing out the wards.

The last 3 days are positive, statistically. The dramatic upsurge in reported deaths has quelled. Whether this is a sign of plateauing remains to be seen.

Pleased you agree the data is untrustworthy

How can the global data be trusted when....

The data currently says there has been more deaths in the UK than China!

Fucking lying cunts.  Their data, if accurate, would help everyone collectively figure out a plan etc.  They are total cunts for causing it and also abysmal shifty cunts for not helping fix it.

 oleary
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool place some non-playing staff on furlough on: Yesterday at 09:38:45 PM
30% of minimum wage is a bit different to the same % off £100,000 per week.

Not a communist but at this awful time for many, the poor should be looked after by the rich, and everyone should be affected.


The "30% off minimum wage cases "are being covered by the furlough plan - aren't they?

So a safety net has already been put in place.

Or is that a wrong interpretation?

 :pd:
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER 708 DEAD IN THE LAST 24 HOURS... on: Yesterday at 09:35:45 PM
Positive news statistically. Rate of increase dropping over 3 day period.

Daily number has gone up but the rate has slowed a bit.

Let's celebrate!

YAY!





What would you expect, zero deaths today? Given the bell shaped curves in recovering countries ... highly unlikely.

As mentioned, statistically positive.

Looking forward to seeing how the expected 350 daily deaths from respiratory illnesses are reported on the ons.

Hopefully the peak is nigh

Thanks but I know quite a lot about statistics.

 

I still see very little to celebrate.  

Minor fluctuations day to day currently don't mean much given the sample size and seemingly inconsistent recording of testing and deaths etc around the globe.  

We are entering a potentially very dodgy phase in many geographies.  That is, we have reached or about to reach the limit in terms of beds/ ventilators etc needed for ICU care.  Without that treatment we will see the mortality rate take a huge leap upwards.  The next few weeks is absolutely not the best time to catch this and then take a turn for the worse.

 oleary

We are not out of the woods by any means.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool place some non-playing staff on furlough on: Yesterday at 09:30:37 PM
They’ve agreed to a 30% pay cut .., meanwhile in Barcelona and Turin.

In saying that all high earners in the private and public sectors should be taking a hit, including the MPs who have just received a pay increase to around £81k, excluding expenses

Even people who are still doing their job?

 :pd:

Footballers aren't playing so aren't really "working".  Same goes for many of the clubs' staff.  So a reduction would make some sense.

MPs, nurses, police, firemen, supermarket workers and many more either essential roles or able to continue working remotely are still doing exactly what they did before.  Restaurant workers, retail store employees, airline staff etc aren't. 

Why should people carrying out business as usual get a cut?  Just cutting it because they get paid a lot is a bollocks argument.  There should be alignment between the amount they can still do their job and the % of pay they still receive.

That said, in some cases execs etc have taken pay cuts to help fund reductions for others who have been affected in their firms.  That's good - but shouldn't be mandatory.

 oleary
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool place some non-playing staff on furlough on: Yesterday at 09:24:48 PM
I think this less about multi-millionaires vs ordinary folk.  Isn't this about the club taking advantage of the furlough scheme?

 :pd:

That is, they get 80% of wages funded by the tax payer and top up the other 20%.  The employees get 100% of pay but Liverpool pay only 20%.

Still stinks but they are not necessarily shitting on their staff.


16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Yesterday at 08:49:01 PM
Many things are classed as an underlying condition, mild asthma being one of them.

Ok thanks.  In that case I bet a large % of the population have an underlying condition if it is defined as loosely and weakly as that.  If so, it doesn't really have much relevance does it?  I can't see how they would try to blame the death on those things vs C19.

I think tracking mortality among people with known morbidity - and who are receiving treatment - is a more useful statistic.

 oleary
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FREE THE LIDDLE ONE on: Yesterday at 08:25:21 PM
I see JUDGE NUTMEG and BUMCAT in the background.

Proof they were spying on him even when he was just enjoying himself catching ridiculously small fish.

 
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FREE THE LIDDLE ONE on: Yesterday at 08:14:46 PM
Who are you on about?

I'VE FORGOTTEN.

 lost
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italy release report on Covid19 on: Yesterday at 08:14:22 PM
Genuine question:  what does the term "underlying condition" actually mean?

Does it mean something that was known about and being treated (although I would guess that is categorized a pre-existing condition)?

Or do they just say this one has died of C19 but is a right fat fucker so probably has issues with heart disease etc (even though it wasn't being treated) and therefore has an underlying condition?

 
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / FREE THE LIDDLE ONE on: Yesterday at 08:08:23 PM
THE COB KANGAROO COURT HAS UNFAIRLY EXILED A VALUED MEMBER* OF OUR ONLINE BROTHERHOOD.

TRUMPED UP CHARGES!  TRUMPED UP CHARGES!  TRUMPED UP CHARGES!

IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES WE NEED TO STAND TOGETHER TO RIGHT THIS INJUSTICE! 

PLUS WHO ELSE WILL POST PHOTOS OF THEIR BATHROOM, ROOT VEGETABLES AND A LARGE CUDDLY TIGER FOR US TO ADMIRE?   JUST THINK OF THE HOURS OF BOREDOM THAT HAS PREVENTED!

I ASK YOU JUDGE STEVE NUTMEG - SPIN THE WHEEL OF JUSTICE ONE MORE TIME AND RESCIND THE BAN!










PS: This request is in no way connected to the fact that I am atop the LIDS' QUIZZES leader board and want the little fucker to set more puzzles.

* Ineffective midget violence and a few paedo accusations aside.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER 708 DEAD IN THE LAST 24 HOURS... on: Yesterday at 07:15:25 PM
Positive news statistically. Rate of increase dropping over 3 day period.

Daily number has gone up but the rate has slowed a bit.

Let's celebrate!

YAY!



22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LIDS IS NOT HAPPY on: Yesterday at 07:10:19 PM
"LIDS IS NOT HAPPY"



Which one is he then?

GRUMPY

 
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BAVARIA AND MAGNERS SNAKEBITES on: Yesterday at 03:35:07 PM
Some say that the Snakebite is the preference of radged alchies.

I think they are just jealous.

Party on.

 jc

24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TOWERSY BANNED FOR A WEEK !!! on: Yesterday at 03:31:38 PM
FOR WHAT 

HE STATED HE ENJOYS BOTTY-BOTTING WITH FRUITY TYPES.

MY GUESS IS IT IS THAT.

 klins









 :alastair:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sir Kier on: Yesterday at 02:51:58 PM
HE SHOULD WEAR ONE OF THEM SHITE COMMIE CAPS LIKE WHAT THAT COMRADE CORBYN CUNT DOES.



 :wanker:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS MAN ? on: Yesterday at 02:49:26 PM
SHOW SOME RESPECT !!!     :lids:

I HAVE 👍  I LOVE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG  👍😂👍

LIDS ADMITS BUM FUN SHOCKER.

 mick mick mick mick mick

A LOT OF MEN (and cats) LIKE IT UP THE MARMITE MOTORWAY  👍😜

LIDS ADMITS SECOND BUM FUN SHOCKER.

 mick mick mick mick mick
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ghandi on: Yesterday at 02:38:44 PM


 klins

I APOLOGIZE.

IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT SPATE OF UNSAVORY ACCUSATIONS ON COB.

I RETRACT THIS SPEEDO ALLEGATION.

 oleary










 mcl
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS MAN ? on: Yesterday at 02:36:58 PM
SHOW SOME RESPECT !!!     :lids:

I HAVE 👍  I LOVE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG  👍😂👍

LIDS ADMITS BUM FUN SHOCKER.

 mick mick mick mick mick
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW IS YER GARDENER on: Yesterday at 02:03:54 PM


 klins
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Games now allowed to be shown on TV at 3pm on a Saturday on: Yesterday at 01:56:13 PM
Non contact football ...

I BLAME VAR.

 









Virus Affected Reality.

 rava
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GRASS POLL !!! on: Yesterday at 01:48:03 PM
It's none of the above...  sshhh

I BET IT'S REALLY THUNDER.

 oleary

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A PISS WEASEL.







 :alastair:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ghandi on: Yesterday at 01:36:37 PM


 klins
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Weekend plans on: Yesterday at 01:32:36 PM
Weekend plans?

I think I'll just stay in.






 rava
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bobupanddown/Schellenberg/Oldfield/Dick Dastardly on: April 03, 2020, 08:17:37 PM
A weapons grade libertarian living in your head rent free  monkey

Got a girlfriend yet? Incel.


Incel?

Incel: a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men (but not cats) who are sexually active.




Seems pretty accurate.

Antifa?  

Involuntary Celibate.

 klins
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films with a body part in the title on: April 03, 2020, 08:15:57 PM

36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films with a body part in the title on: April 03, 2020, 07:30:36 PM
THE MAN FROM WANKLE

 mick
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: RIP Bill Withers on: April 03, 2020, 05:35:00 PM
Googie was better.

 oleary
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Should Liverpool..... on: April 03, 2020, 05:34:23 PM
Its easy..

Top four play home and away

Winner takes all

TV bonanza

 :homer:

 :homer: :homer:

Hardest keyboard warrior from each team. car park of The Cross divided into sections of the four divisions

Get in your own section; whistle blows; first two/three whatever to hit the deck are relegated; last man standing champions and so forth for promotion/Europe.

I'll be our rep. We don't want any midgets flying horizontal and landing in fucking Tesco Express

 :homer:

I'll conceived.

You should know that no real life meet ups ever take place.

 

Plus - for something of this magnitude it has to be at The Avenue of Trees at 5am.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bobupanddown/Schellenberg/Oldfield/Dick Dastardly on: April 03, 2020, 03:38:13 PM
A weapons grade libertarian living in your head rent free  monkey

Got a girlfriend yet? Incel.


Incel?

Incel: a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men (but not cats) who are sexually active.




Seems pretty accurate.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER 684 on: April 03, 2020, 03:29:05 PM
HES GOT A POINT. NOT ONLY DO YOU LOOK LIKE OUT OF DATE SPAM YOU SPAM THE BOARD WITH OUT OF DATE NEWS🤡🤡🤡🤡

WE ALL GET TEXT AND NEWS ALERTS. WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF RACING ON HERE TO ANNOUNCE WHAT WE KNOW🖕🖕🖕

BEER ME BOYS🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻




He does it for the posters on here who don’t have access to the internet  

Well said you horrid piece of shit.

 jc
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films with a body part in the title on: April 03, 2020, 03:27:47 PM
Free Willy

Admit it.

This whole thread was just so you could post that.  Wasn't it?

 mcl
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lineker on: April 03, 2020, 03:08:45 PM
Younger than you, you horrid piece of shit.

 :like:









 :alastair:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Films with a body part in the title on: April 03, 2020, 03:01:29 PM
Body Parts
Kick-ass 2
Deep Throat
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Holes
Iris
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Fanny
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines; or, How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 Minutes
Flap
Balls of Fury
Octopussy
Tom Thumb

 oleary

44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: another PM off Lids on: April 03, 2020, 12:50:22 AM
Ye should never be allowed out ever ye fuckin freak cunt.



 

You OK Hun? x
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Got some free trainers today on: April 02, 2020, 09:37:11 PM
There's a lot of "guests" on this thread.

 klins
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: April 02, 2020, 03:52:11 PM


 

 
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER DISASTER IN THE MAKING 👍 on: April 02, 2020, 03:42:01 PM
I wouldn't touch it with Clem's!
She'll be fucking hanging under all that clart.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

 jc
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: another PM off Lids on: April 02, 2020, 12:47:36 AM


IS THAT YA MISSUS  😂😂😂😂😂😂

Margaret Rutherford.

Fucking brilliant as Miss Marple - her films are on Youtube/ Dailymotion etc eg Murder at the Gallop.

 :like:

 souey You wanna get out more Mr Fandango  :like:

I'M LIVING UNDER A FUCKING LOCKDOWN. 

I'M NOT ALLOWED OUT.

 :meltdown:
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER 563 DEAD..... on: April 01, 2020, 10:38:56 PM

Kind of implies you think some aren't cunts.

WEIRD.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: another PM off Lids on: April 01, 2020, 10:18:35 PM

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