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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Dame Sandra Prunella Mason. on: Yesterday at 07:55:58 PM
Congratulations to  Barbados on their full independence, and congratulations to Sandra on becoming their first president. Now hand back your damehood - you cheeky fucking cunt. If I threw our lass out, I wouldn't expect her to let me into her house to have a wank into her knickers, so why should this fat cunt be allowed to strut about thinking she's as good as Maureen Lipman, or Helen Mirren? Eh?
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stick with the vaccines on: November 29, 2021, 09:59:28 PM
I think he’s VERY dehydrated

Very good point. Nobody's piss should be that colour. Unless he's mixing it with Ribena. Perhaps he's not a total animal.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stick with the vaccines on: November 29, 2021, 08:47:36 PM
Surprised to see Tony is unmarried.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Shelby and the Krays on: November 28, 2021, 03:20:42 PM
Who are the positve male role-models?



And when was the last time you saw a white male in a TV advert whio wasn't lazy or stupid?

The dog on the Flash ad.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tweeting that letter is a win win for Boris on: November 27, 2021, 07:20:47 PM
I think ultimately the French will say, "fuck you lot, you ungrateful bastards, you can police your own border". And they will just let them pass through and we have to deal with it along our south coast. French bashing is fun but we have to look at ourselves. They want to come here because they can get easy illegal graft which is rarely exposed or severely punshed, and the benefits system is kinder. We also need to hunt down and stamp on the traffickers, surely that cant be too hard to sort out.

Apparently boat crossings have increased because wagon crossings are getting much harder because of improved technology and controls at ports. So they are having to take harder route. Wonder if overall numbers are up?

The French benefits system is more generous than ours, and allows asylum seekers to seek work at an earlier stage of the processing system.

It would be interesting to  change the argument slightly and ask how people would feel about people being kept in France against their will. Basically I think people want to come here because they can already speak the language to some degree. Better than your average Mackem for instance. And because France is full of cunts.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MADELEY !!! on: November 26, 2021, 01:06:21 AM
There's not a single thing that the 2 Geordie arseholes could  make MADELEY!!! eat that could possibly taste any worse than Finnigan's growler.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SANTA BAGS HIMSELF A BOYFRIEND!!! on: November 25, 2021, 12:43:33 AM
When I was a kid and my mam took me to Debenhams to see Santa, he used to get a semi on when I sat on his knee.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GB News beating Sly and BBC on: November 23, 2021, 03:58:38 PM
Cheap and nasty. One of the presenters gave an introduction to a piece on Johnson, then handed over to....... himself! There he was asking cunts on a high street what they thought of Johnson. The final word went to someone who thinks Johnson should stay "because he's doing his best and nobody else is putting themselves forward".

This is something that pisses me off about many, many news reports. Asking cunts with no particular knowledge, or insight, what they think about something they clearly know the square root of fuck all about. Get politicians and experts on and grill them. Not some passing wanker with the remnants of a steak bake on his chin
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE ISIS BRIDE - TERRORIST BEGUM on: November 22, 2021, 10:34:48 PM
Shame she missed out on this year's "I'm A Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here". Did wonders for Tony Blackburn's popularity. Or perhaps she could make a speech in support of Brexit. There's about 25ish% of the public on your side straight away.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE BRITS HAVE GONE ALL on: November 22, 2021, 08:26:52 PM
If the Brits aren't hosted by a big titted dwarf lezza and a lanky Dr Death stick insect with an unconvincing mullet - I'm out. Nothing has ever surpassed Fleetwood and Fox. The Brits?! The Brits?! The fucking shits more like.

The great era of the Brits  jc About the same time as Clarey outting Lamont as a fan of fisting. Can't say I've watched it since late 90s when Jarvis Cocker was bearing his arse and Chumbawamba soaked Prescott

Remarkably Jarvis got his collar felt for it. A half pissed Bob Mortimer turned up at the cop shop to help. That's all you need.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE BRITS HAVE GONE ALL on: November 22, 2021, 07:45:27 PM
If the Brits aren't hosted by a big titted dwarf lezza and a lanky Dr Death stick insect with an unconvincing mullet - I'm out. Nothing has ever surpassed Fleetwood and Fox. The Brits?! The Brits?! The fucking shits more like.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ELECTRIC VEHICLES on: November 22, 2021, 12:00:57 PM
Will there be charging points on Union Street? You know, for drivers who might have a good reason to drive up and down it repeatedly. Just asking for a mate like.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: As Of This Precise Moment In Time.... on: November 21, 2021, 01:05:48 AM
£80,000,000.

The bloke must have depreciated quicker than a Mercedes Benz.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / As Of This Precise Moment In Time.... on: November 21, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
.....is anybody in World football coming across as a bigger cunt than Harry Maguire? Apart from Barry Bennell. Obvs.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Shell re-locate to London on: November 20, 2021, 02:04:17 PM
The world's third largest oil company re-locates to London

And not a peep from the rabid anti-Brexiteers over on fmttm.

No debate on that board, just tunnel visioned one sided negative remarks.

A once entertaining and humorous board absolutely ruined.

I think the dividend tax Shell are facing in Holland could be the reason they're moving. I don't think any company has stayed, or moved to Britain because of Brexit. Many hundreds, employing high taxpayers have left citing Brexit. It's perfectly possible that when this shower of shite in charge gets their way and decimates workers' rights companies will come here citing the bonfire of red tape Brexit helped bring about, but as a working person I don't think fewer legal protections and less job security and peace of mind is a dividend. No doubt the 17 million Brexit supporters in the highest tax bands employing hundreds of staff will disagree.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No Time To Die on: November 19, 2021, 02:39:29 PM
Saw it at the pictures. We paid for the 4dx immersive tickets. Very fucking distracting. Every time I tried to shovel some pick'n fucking mix into my gob my seat started shaking. Imagine attempting a swift wank. As for the film.... aesthetically it was like they'd drained all the colour from it. Everything was in the dark. As the film went on, I became convinced Bond was going to come out, or transition, such were the clunking nods to wokeness -  something I don't usually worry about, but this is Bond for fucks sake. He's supposed to be a lesbian straightening rapist.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pakistan almost get it right on: November 18, 2021, 09:10:19 PM
Namby pamby liberal poof. I'd castrate their parents in a symbolic representation of blame.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Taffs & the Jocks on: November 17, 2021, 01:44:54 PM
Fuck the pair of them in the ear. Bunch of England hating wankers walking around in Manure, Liverpool and Chelsea tops. Wanting someone like Rashford to score for United, but break his leg for England. Explain that. Schizophrenic cunts. And look at their national emblems. A fucking leek and a thistle! Many people are pleased to receive a bunch of roses, I doubt anycunt has ever asked for a bunch of fucking thistles.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Monkeyman on: November 16, 2021, 09:22:52 PM
Was he the same Monkeyman who posted on Fly Me? Because that Monkeyman was definitely Rod Liddle.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Queen Liz on her last legs by the sound of it on: November 15, 2021, 09:44:55 AM
Privatise them.

Offer shareholders incentives. eg 100 shares entitles you to a free tour of Buckingham Palace; 500 shares allows you to attend one of Prince Andrew's soirées - complete with a free slice of pizza; own a thousand shares? Have an annual rummage around Liz's fanny. That sort of thing.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How did you miss this story Headset? on: November 14, 2021, 12:09:09 PM
Seem to remember some sort of Geordie fish fiddler back in the day  klins

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12651809.court-clears-swimmer-of-indecency-with-dolphin/&ved=2ahUKEwj_pIa_2pf0AhWYSTABHQfzC58QFnoECAQQAQ&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw0A1qec9AnD3MBqx3qA_T8c
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Eddie Kidd on: November 13, 2021, 11:16:07 PM
His stunt bike toy  :homer: it was a must have.

It was realistic to be fair. Two seconds is all  it took from release to it smashing into the nearest skirting board.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Eddie Kidd on: November 13, 2021, 09:09:26 PM
Evel Knievel was the worst fucking stuntman ever. He kept crashing. The silly bastard broke every bone in his body about 5 times. His attempt at crossing Snake River in a glorified firework was laughable. Stuntman? Stuntcunt more like.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amanda Staveley on: November 11, 2021, 09:48:17 PM
Mm. Has the air of a fire damaged sex doll about her.

Definitely a look of melted plastic

And looks like she's full of a loser's cock snot. Don't forget the loser's cock snot.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amanda Staveley on: November 11, 2021, 07:38:44 PM
Mm. Has the air of a fire damaged sex doll about her.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: London Town on: November 11, 2021, 12:34:23 PM
There used to be a knocking shop opposite Kings Cross station. Dunno if it's still there.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Farage Cancelled on: November 10, 2021, 08:35:50 PM
Farage is the one man who can unite the country . Because, no matter what your politics, or how you voted in the EU referendum, surely we can all agree that Farage is a grasping, horrible cunt.

He could have earned far far more as a metals trader than he ever did in the EU parliament. Sacrificed his career for his country.

Deserves every penny he gets.

Farage wasn't an overly successful trader. In fact one of his companies went bust. He probably earned a similar amount trading as he did as a MEP. It's also unlikely that had he remained a trader, Aaron Banks would have paid his rent, council tax etc to the tune of half a million quid. It's also unlikely that Farage's media company could have paid Farage 30k a month had he remained a trader. I doubt Fox News would have employed him because he was a trader. In fact, it's fair to say that Farage sacrificed the square root of Jack fucking Shit due to his Brexit fanaticism. He commodified Brexit and made a ton of cash. A real man of the people.

He's not somebody i would vote for

But Ollie, why has labour said it will absolutely not bring back freedom of movement

Looks like Labour want the remainers to move on





It would be electoral suicide for Labour to bring back freedom of movement. Any economic issues will be blamed on COVID for the foreseeable.

What's interesting about Brexit is that before Farage hijacked the debate, not many people really gave two fucks about Europe. Seriously. In 2013ish, Lord Ashcroft polled Ukip supporters to find out what their concerns were. The Tories were petrified they'd lose votes to Ukip. You'd expect Ukip supporters of all people to have been massively concerned about Europe, but not so. Ashcroft's polling showed Europe was below all the usual things like health and education in Ukiper's concerns. His findings suggested the average Ukip supporter was pissed off with the state of Britain and wanted to return to a time when Britain was a better place, even though nobody polled was specific about when that time actually was.

Ultimately the Brexiteers managed to tap into the anti-establishment feeling, brought about by austerity and the expenses scandal, and crucially suggested a better tomorrow. If you were living in a shithole in Hartlepool, on reduced disability benefits and David Cameron popped up suggesting more of the same.....why the fuck would you agree with the cunt who'd help put you in that position in the first place?
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Farage Cancelled on: November 10, 2021, 07:27:20 PM
Farage is the one man who can unite the country . Because, no matter what your politics, or how you voted in the EU referendum, surely we can all agree that Farage is a grasping, horrible cunt.

He could have earned far far more as a metals trader than he ever did in the EU parliament. Sacrificed his career for his country.

Deserves every penny he gets.

Farage wasn't an overly successful trader. In fact one of his companies went bust. He probably earned a similar amount trading as he did as a MEP. It's also unlikely that had he remained a trader, Aaron Banks would have paid his rent, council tax etc to the tune of half a million quid. It's also unlikely that Farage's media company could have paid Farage 30k a month had he remained a trader. I doubt Fox News would have employed him because he was a trader. In fact, it's fair to say that Farage sacrificed the square root of Jack fucking Shit due to his Brexit fanaticism. He commodified Brexit and made a ton of cash. A real man of the people.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Farage Cancelled on: November 10, 2021, 12:54:47 AM
Farage is the one man who can unite the country . Because, no matter what your politics, or how you voted in the EU referendum, surely we can all agree that Farage is a grasping, horrible cunt.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF is going on on: November 09, 2021, 05:14:53 PM
Eh? 12% of the women who suffered unwanted physical attention at a game didn't want to come again?

Sorry, but if the unwanted physical attention made them come, I really don't see the problem.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Teesside Tops The Nonce League on: November 08, 2021, 03:37:29 PM
What percentage of these nonces are homegrown, and what percentage have been dumped on Teesside from other areas? I'd much prefer local lads to be given a chance to get on the register.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MOONY ON BBC LOCAL NEWS !!! on: November 07, 2021, 11:47:32 PM
What hat?
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MOONY ON BBC LOCAL NEWS !!! on: November 07, 2021, 11:45:04 PM
Saw it. Can't remember a single word he said. I presume something about getting behind our new manager and giving him time? Unless they were asking about something else. I wonder if he got the call to go to the stadium for the interview, or just hangs around it on the off chance that somecunt will ask his opinion. The interview was at the stadium, wasn't it? I can't remember a fucking thing about it. Apart from his warm hat.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are you happy with the appointment of Wilder on: November 07, 2021, 08:34:00 PM
Realistically I can't think of anybody better. I wonder what our financial situation is. We spent a bit in the summer and have now got a manager, who despite Sheffield Utd's second season in the Premier League, would surely be a sought after manager and therefore someone who could command a decent wedge. Unless he's a daft cunt
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Warnock gone on: November 06, 2021, 06:43:21 PM
Hopefully he's gone for footballing reasons and not because he's been caught doing something disgusting to the halftime oranges.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: West Brom - Middlesbrough (match thread back by popular demand) on: November 05, 2021, 10:10:01 PM
Will there be a minutes silence out of respect for Lionel "Likes it Messy" Blair?

I'm sure whichever goalkeeper Warnock picks will do a trying-to-catch-the-ball mime.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lionel Blair: Dead At Only 92 on: November 05, 2021, 03:24:36 PM





ALL DEED !!!

Ah, from the golden era of British light entertainment. A time when a family man could turn on the telly without fear he'd be inundated with bad language. A time when celebrities would show true deference to their betters. A time when the viewer could stand to attention and salute HM Queen Elizabeth at the end of a days family appropriate broadcasting. And a time when talentless egomaniacs could sexually assault children on an industrial scale.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lionel Blair: Dead At Only 92 on: November 05, 2021, 01:11:42 AM
Always remember that episode of "Give Us A Fucking Clue" when Dustin Gee* was miming the title of a film:

"5 words, 1st word (shapes the letter T - Lionel's team correctly shout "The!!!" Liza Goddard creams herself)

2nd word, sounds like" -Dustin jabs a finger at Lionel

"The Hunt For Red October!!" Lionel's team exclaim.

* Gee was long dead when The Hunt For Red October came out- which I don't think Dustin Gee ever did.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lionel Blair: Dead At Only 92 on: November 05, 2021, 12:42:49 AM
Rip, Lionel. Although you gave me some crashingly shite tv to be endured as a child. Nice to imagine you and Una Stubbs, up in Heaven, playing 321, with Ted Rodgers, and not wasting your fucking time playing charades.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Eddie Howe on: November 05, 2021, 12:08:28 AM
Getting Eddie Howe instead of a true managerial titan must feel a bit like opening up a Christmas present, hoping it's a PS5, and discovering a pile of shite instead. With "Love, Dad. (Your real Dad) scrawled on the gift tag.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone play a musical instrument? on: November 03, 2021, 10:55:40 PM
I believe Rob's in a pink oboe Quartet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dick Emery says no… on: November 03, 2021, 03:03:59 PM
Nah. There's enough massive tits up there as it is.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meanwhile in Hemlington on: November 02, 2021, 11:24:56 PM
A 95 year old married to a 79 year old? Fucking child molester.

monkey


We might need VAR to clear that one up lost

Considering her age, he was always likely to fall into her box, but did contact start outside?
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meanwhile in Hemlington on: November 02, 2021, 11:10:29 PM
A 95 year old married to a 79 year old? Fucking child molester.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Majorca on: November 01, 2021, 03:55:00 PM
There's a couple of tourist tat shops near the sea front who'll sell you a copy of Razzle, but I'd take a couple of back issues just in case. Judith Chalmers told me that.

I’ve got the Sagagilf app on my phone for that, but thanks for your concern  :bc:

No worries, chief. But a word of warning to anybody planning to take their own grot mags on holiday with them: Customs officers in certain Muslim countries are likely to take a dim view of your reading matter, and your mags are likely to weigh more on the return journey. Chris Kelly told me that.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Majorca on: November 01, 2021, 08:56:49 AM
There's a couple of tourist tat shops near the sea front who'll sell you a copy of Razzle, but I'd take a couple of back issues just in case. Judith Chalmers told me that.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: You just knew it wouldn’t last. on: October 30, 2021, 10:06:36 PM
Surely Brexit has taught us that no matter how badly things are going, just tell yourself everything's great and things will be. Piss the league and runners-up in the Cup for us this season.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Weve only got a Boris. on: October 28, 2021, 04:46:53 PM
This is not the Tory turd Boris

If you're Boris "Uphill" Gardiner, nobody wants to wake up with you.
If you're Boris Becker, since the resounding success of Brexit there's no Krauts allowed.
If you're Boris Spassky, go elsewhere and play with your bishop.

Other than that.....fuck off.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: M25 (Tomorrow) on: October 26, 2021, 11:35:45 PM
Fucking genius. Let's try and bring a motorway that's almost permanently at a standstill to a standstill. That's like trying to punish John Barrowman by getting a load of blokes to piss on him and jizz on his face.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Breastfeeding my Boyfriend on: October 25, 2021, 11:24:22 PM
Surprised it took you two minutes to come. I ejaculated as soon as I saw the programme title in the Radio Times.

Loved that paper round
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