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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CV writing and editing service - shameless plug on: Yesterday at 06:08:13 PM
There's no way I'm updating my C.V., I'm only 28 years old in my latest one.
 GM4

Back when the full thing was written in latin.

That's right! The main points were..

Volo officium
Ego sum 28 annorum

 
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CV writing and editing service - shameless plug on: Yesterday at 06:00:23 PM
There's no way I'm updating my C.V., I'm only 28 years old in my latest one.
 GM4
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alistair Cook on: Yesterday at 05:51:31 PM
He misses his E.

 jc

You can take the kid out of prep school but you can't take prep school out of the kid.



Secondary school was private but I had to slum it with the likes of you before that.
 klins

all that money spent on your education and you end up here, with the misfits neverdowells and cat lovers  lost

Well, strictly speaking I haven't ended up anywhere yet, I'm old not dead!
I'm here for entertainment value only, I'll drop it like a hot shit if I feel in any way tainted.
 



4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alistair Cook on: Yesterday at 05:39:27 PM
Did they all have a cardiac arrest if a semicolon was used instead of a comma?

No but they did when an oik arrived from Billingham in the shape of yours truly.
 mcl
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alistair Cook on: Yesterday at 05:17:19 PM
It was. That Primary School in down town Hutton Rudby was terrifying let me tell you!
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alistair Cook on: Yesterday at 04:51:48 PM
He misses his E.

 jc

You can take the kid out of prep school but you can't take prep school out of the kid.

Secondary school was private but I had to slum it with the likes of you before that.
 klins
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alistair Cook on: Yesterday at 04:20:35 PM
He misses his E.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone know this charlatan, no not Monk on: Yesterday at 12:01:59 PM
If the company had spent ten minutes checking him out, they could have avoided the situation.



HR should be in the dock. What is the point jailing him?

What Rids said.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone know this charlatan, no not Monk on: Yesterday at 10:18:31 AM
David Scott, 48.
 jc
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ever been involved in a road rage incident. on: Yesterday at 10:17:27 AM
I've broken a side mirror off cars twice after the fucking stupid arsehole drivers have deliberately endangered my life when I've been on my road bike. The mirrors not designed to bend downwards so a good hard smack on the top will do it.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ok lads on: December 13, 2017, 05:43:26 PM
I think the worse thing about being in Holme House behind those walls must be the proximity to Clip n Climb and Go Outdoors.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gazettes gruesome gallery on: December 13, 2017, 04:55:26 PM


 

What the fuck?
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Must be one of the double hard bastards off here on: December 13, 2017, 04:33:58 PM
They look camper in the first pic

More camp.

Standards
 

14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Must be one of the double hard bastards off here on: December 13, 2017, 03:50:01 PM
Police in the 80's




Police now




 lost
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Peter Kay - Tour on: December 13, 2017, 03:38:18 PM
Wonder what will happen to those who’ve spent hundreds on touts. Not a penny back I imagine.

would they be covered if they paid on credit card :pd:

£1000 a pop was silly for a glorified club comedian. Silly for anyone for that matter

Full refund apparently via the agency the tickets were bought through.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 13, 2017, 02:35:20 PM
It's every single town in the country.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another lovely evening on: December 13, 2017, 02:29:22 PM
Drinking on an empty head.

 souey
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Peter Kay - Tour on: December 13, 2017, 02:26:51 PM
Cancelled as well as all of his live commitments, charity shows etc.
Due to family circumstances.
Sounds bad.

19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game Away At Millwall on: December 13, 2017, 12:32:15 PM
They've beaten Norwich, Leeds and Sheff Utd at home.

I'm going for the 2-2 draw
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Burnley are 4th in the PL. on: December 13, 2017, 10:24:10 AM
 
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 05:45:30 PM
Well.... that's pretty conclusive.

 GM4

.










They look the fucking same.

Not buying it any motorbike on Eston Hills in the 80s was named a scrambler

The guy in the first picture is gonna bite his tongue in half if he hits a rock.

It's Dougie Lampkin at this years Scottish Six Day Trial.
The 7 times outdoor trials World Champion put his foot down only once through 180 sections over six days this year to win the Scottish.
This is the same event that Ross Noble's TV programme on Thursday is about..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-5WIkNFPI
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 05:37:35 PM
Yeah.

To the blind or stupid
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 05:32:54 PM
Old trials bikes.

Trials bikes???    Its a fucking scrambler!   


Trials





Scrambles / Motocross



 
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 05:09:37 PM
This X7's on Eblag for just shy of £6k

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Ultimate Christmas Gift on: December 12, 2017, 05:02:07 PM
Matty's had it done look



 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 04:54:30 PM
KH250 Triple
 

 :like:
the lad next door offered me a 350ypvs plus a spare engine for £600 (about ten years ago),I declined,another 3k plus bike now. :gaz:

It's a nightmare isn't it. If I can get my time machine project finished I'm off back to accept all the deals I turned down over the years.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 04:27:54 PM
KH250 Triple
 

 :like:
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 04:13:52 PM
Old trials bikes.
did you have a sports moped back in the day,fizzy,garrelli or a frantic fantic.

No, I was riding trials as a kid but not on road until I was over 30. Parents promised a car at 17 if I didn't get a Fizzy at 16. Accepted the deal then just borrowed a mate's Suzuki AP50.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 03:56:36 PM
Fuck off!
I can't abide that twat. He knows three fifths of fuck all about bikes.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 03:53:00 PM
Any particular type or style of push iron? Any older stuff?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 12, 2017, 03:52:09 PM
What do you expect?

32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 03:49:24 PM
New trials bikes.


If you keep them long enough they'll be old trials bikes.
I might be interested in them.
I'll message in 35 years for a list.
 :like:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ever done a boxing day dip. on: December 12, 2017, 02:57:29 PM
Whenever I've seen footage of these people who do a Boxing Day dip they look fucking buggered.
I can't decide whether they're hundreds of years old and the dip is keeping them alive or they're middle aged and the dip is killing the barmy cunts.
 :pd:
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 02:55:05 PM
 jc
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ever done a boxing day dip. on: December 12, 2017, 02:53:15 PM
Why is it colder in spring? Direction of current change?

Water is a poor conductor. The sea is warmest in hot (northern hemisphere) countries in September and October than it is in July and August.
Heats up slowly, cools down slowly.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 02:47:48 PM

We know you're a fucking tit but you still keep proving it.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Collecting on: December 12, 2017, 02:23:54 PM
Old trials bikes.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool vs Everton on: December 11, 2017, 12:45:27 PM
Stonewall penalty for me.
The striker did exactly what he's meant to do; he got in front of Lovren who made no attempt to win the ball whatsoever he just ran into the back of him and put two hands on his back and gave him a nudge. They were both moving forward, the attacker didn't back into him he got across him and slowed up. Defender fucked up big style.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Weekend Plans? on: December 09, 2017, 01:31:32 PM
You have delusions of intelligence.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido on: December 08, 2017, 05:29:03 PM
That's not true! She fucked him once and they gave her a medal.

41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Love At First Light on: December 08, 2017, 05:13:49 PM
It'd be grand wouldn't it?
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido on: December 08, 2017, 05:11:40 PM
There was a fucking ugly ginna



is there any other type :nige: :nige: :nige:

I know but that one is a shocker! Looks like the love child of Smalltown and Lou Ferigno.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Love At First Light on: December 08, 2017, 05:09:25 PM
That chandelier wants hanging!

They'll be adding OS (objectum sexual) to the long acronym that is used to cover all the other fucking weirdos (LGBTGMGWD40PTOM&S etc.)

 souey
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Abu Abdul Wahid on: December 08, 2017, 05:03:43 PM
Have you pissed yourself today Rids?
 mcl
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido on: December 08, 2017, 04:59:29 PM
There was a fucking ugly ginna

46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido on: December 08, 2017, 04:56:08 PM
I don't remember any fat Egyptians on Bonanza?

Let me think..



No, don't think so.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit not Happening! on: December 08, 2017, 04:46:47 PM
When half your family are Geordies and half Irish you soon learn to love the Irish side.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit not Happening! on: December 08, 2017, 04:43:40 PM
if they're feeling all favourable towards us perhaps we can have the money they're getting from apple to pay us back for bailing them out a few year back

fuck the irish and fuck ireland. it wants towing out into the middle of the north atlantic and leaving there

 

That would make it a longer flight to go and see that side of my family so I'll have to disagree with you there.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: people named phil on: December 08, 2017, 04:04:35 PM
I do know the North Yorkshire Thecunts you speak of, but this Phil is from the East Riding Thecunts. I believe they are related.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: people named phil on: December 08, 2017, 03:59:47 PM
No, this one lives near Pocklington.
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