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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: Yesterday at 04:40:05 PM
The Parable of the Sower springs to mind.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Marton Country club closes down on: Yesterday at 04:38:02 PM
 jc
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Marton Country club closes down on: Yesterday at 04:02:43 PM
What, you're still wearing the suit?
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gibbo is small time by Chumps standard owners these days on: Yesterday at 02:07:07 PM
How many of the others have consistently put £1m a month into their clubs?
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gibbo is small time by Chumps standard owners these days on: Yesterday at 01:35:05 PM
Ellis Short is worth £1bn and I wouldn't want him at Boro.
It's not about their net worth, it's about their willingness to spend.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Met Police on: Yesterday at 01:17:34 PM
Presumably now his face is clear in her photograph he will be receiving a little bit of "justice".
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOT VERY HAPPY..... on: Yesterday at 12:09:13 PM
The PM's car weighs 3800kg because of the armour plating!



8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Spain to impose direct control of Catolonia on: Yesterday at 10:50:59 AM
It's going to get tasty over there for sure.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Should never of existed on: Yesterday at 10:32:37 AM
Everything ever sung by Sam Smith.

 :meltdown:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: Yesterday at 09:35:35 AM
Some posters on here need to understand that carbohydrates cover a wide and varied range of substances. Some carbs our systems can bypass but others are vital to human physical and mental well being. To say otherwise lacks a modicum of knowledge on the subject.

References:

2x Consultant doctors
1x dietician
No internet searching.

This
 :like:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: Yesterday at 09:28:19 AM
Ultimately ignoring his crass nonsense and my one response of financial reality for the failed medicore businessman.

The fact he rents boxes for a living and the simple nature of his businesd and people he deals with.. ill be discussing one deal tomorrow which would be 10 years of his turnover. Hes be laughed out of the meeting.

All that matters is as per usual he made untrue and uneducated statements and when corected he turned to personal abuse because like in almost everything subject about he doesn't have the first idea what he is talking about. He has to move away from the subject otherwise his ignorance and arrogance will be highlighted its exactly the same when we talk about currencies and inflation his ego outweighs his abiliyy in anything but typo spotting.

. Exactly as I told him would happen is happening. Hes simply an unimprssive mam unconcerned with learning which.is why he lives in a shack in a shit village..He.is not crocket level of.stupid.but hes.entirely incapable of making and sticking to a valid point.  A medicore uneducated misanthrope indeed.


Fucking hell Dave is your chubby little hand shaking on that keyboard?




12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 11:49:36 PM
Uni prof must be very disappointed in how simple her son is. The deals you partake in add about 5 zeros and we'll come together. Now back to the post. You were as usual wrong. Posted inaccurate drivel and started being abusive like the thick racist you are...

You silly little cunt, I could buy and sell you ten times over with the petty cash I use just to trade in classic motorbikes. Do you actually believe that anyone believes you're anything other than a short arsed fat little gobby salesman?

Off you pop little fella, you're out of your depth, intellectually and financially.
5 fucking zeros! What's that? Have you got four mates?

To be fair you are quite entertaining. I can see why the people who actually run the company you clock on for keep you on the books; it must be hilarious; like having a company chimpanzee for the entertainment of the real staff.

Next time you're having a do in your pathetic little starter home in Clifton can I pop round and give your shitty black ash furniture a once over? 

 :alf:

By the way, I showed this thread to some of my warehouse lads tonight and they think you're a fucking cartoon. They have more about them than you'll ever have.
Now fuck off you thick little pleb.

 :nige:
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 05:25:10 PM
You have established nothing other than your own stupidity and arrogance.

I will not correct your inaccuracy about your salary and my profits because it is frankly crass to discuss remuneration in public but suffice it to say that one of us lives in a £750,000 Georgian farmhouse surrounded by it's own land and one lives in a Barratt's starter home in Clifton.

My parents didn't leave me a business, my mother is a retired university lecturer. My father had his own business for many years but I ploughed my own furrow after university and never worked for him. Everything I have I've achieved myself with the help of brilliant staff and with a wife that has also reached director level in her chosen career.

We live in different worlds you and I Dave; you can proclaim intelligence and success all you like but I wouldn't want to swap either with you.

I'd love to stay and chat some more but I'm taking the warehouse lads out for a few pints and a curry tonight; they've been magnificent during the last few months.


14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 05:02:41 PM
Buggered me rigid, never did me any harm.
 jc
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 04:58:23 PM
Rattled?

 :alf:

Thank you though; I'm so lucky to be able to get business advice from a salesman.
Speaking of which I've just taken on two new sales people but if you ever get the boot from wherever it is that you clock in I could offer you a position here.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:43 PM
As per usual. Zero knowledge loads of personal abuse. If you'd like to compared educations. Happy to do so. I can assure you simply by your inability to source anything or your lack of interest in educating yourself you'll be out of your depth but by all means p.m me. Institutions, studied etc. So I can laugh.

You are attempting to push your ill-informed opinions by being a gobshite classic sign of an uneducated man. I have understood this for many years, it is hardly revolutionary it is just you have no idea what you're talking about. like most things you consider yourself an expert on it seems.

Having read that it is obvious to me (and everyone else) that I have no need to "compared educations".

When you have a quiet moment maybe this evening you should re-read what you just posted here whilst looking at yourself in the mirror; a clever man like you should see the irony.
 :alf:

17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 04:18:22 PM
day to day you need more carbs than protein,higher protein diets, (atkins) will give you short term weightloss, I suppose it depends on what you want to achieve
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/protein-and-carbs-get-balance-right

You don't need carbs at all, so it is bollocks. It simply gives you more short term energy.

I don't know why people study all those years to become doctors when it only takes a Comprehensive School education, a job as a salesman and an inflated opinion of your own intelligence to turn medical facts on their head.

 :alf:

Well if we're going to use education as a market what are you doing questioning me? You should pass it up the food chain. 

This is largely the problem with the internet. Somebody like you who has no idea what you're talking about will find an article and decide it is fact. Make some ridiculous comments as facts and then just start firing abuse to back up your lack of knowledge. You're wrong. Go back, research, learn how the body metabolises food and glucose in general and come back and apologise. Good chap.

I think you mean "marker" so assuming that you do, I am happy to play the 'compare your education' game with you; you will lose.

Now, you have been a fat little chap most of your life from what I can gather and you have grown tired of the abuse this has brought you, so you've jumped on a fad diet to rid yourself of some of your wobble and that is to your credit. You have stated that you have lost 8 stone on this diet so it is working for you; well done.
This does not make you an expert in dietary science, it makes you a successful dieter.
I was not referring to weight loss diets when I simply stated a scientific fact that your body needs carbs; you have chosen to adopt your usual position that you know better when, as usual, you don't.
Ask a doctor or a scientist (not a gym bunny trying to sell you protein shakes) whether you need carbs and they will tell you that you do. You can then ignore them and come back here and tell everyone that you're more intelligent than the scientists and doctors as well.

In all seriousness Dave you really need to be careful if your intention is the long term abstention from consuming any carbs, it will do you serious harm.

18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lets talk footy for once. on: October 18, 2017, 03:52:32 PM
Eat carbs.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 03:46:51 PM
day to day you need more carbs than protein,higher protein diets, (atkins) will give you short term weightloss, I suppose it depends on what you want to achieve
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/protein-and-carbs-get-balance-right

You don't need carbs at all, so it is bollocks. It simply gives you more short term energy.

I don't know why people study all those years to become doctors when it only takes a Comprehensive School education, a job as a salesman and an inflated opinion of your own intelligence to turn medical facts on their head.

 :alf:
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 03:31:25 PM
Carbs kill.

All the cells and tissues in your body need carbs.

No they don't. Ketosis will break down your reserves. What you need is protein. You'll get carbs regardless unless you go out of your way to avoid the murderous bastards.

To repeat - every single cell and tissue of your body needs carbs. It's a medical fact.

"Contrary to popular diets, carbohydrates (carbs) are not the enemy. The cells of your body use circulating glucose to make energy at rest and during exercise. Not only do your cells need carbohydrates but your brain is entirely dependent on carbs for energy. Carbs help maintain blood glucose during exercise and restore muscle glycogen during rest and recovery from exercise."

"Carbohydrates are the body’s main fuel source, especially for the brain. The body can rely on protein and fat for a period of time, but acid called “ketones” will eventually build up in the body and affect the brain. Not only are carbohydrates used as fuel, but they are components of the cells that make up our body too. Additionally, carbohydrates are needed for millions of cellular reactions going on in the body at all times. Carbohydrates are found in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, beans and dairy."
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: coffee and cake time. on: October 18, 2017, 03:23:18 PM
Carbs kill.

All the cells and tissues in your body need carbs.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: does this work for you. on: October 18, 2017, 03:14:40 PM
Sorry.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: does this work for you. on: October 18, 2017, 03:11:50 PM
Incredible.
So if you take the year you were born and add your age (i.e. the number of years since you were born) it adds up to the year we're in (providing you've already had your birthday this year)

Who'd have thought it?

Puts all the fuss over that Enigma machine in perspective doesn't it?

24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Transexual Story Time Kids !! on: October 18, 2017, 01:58:50 PM
So you think actually learning about transgender issues will somehow turn you into one?

More evidence that you should have been dedicated better when you were younger if you have that sort of ignorant thought.

Dedicated better?
Do you mean educated you thick cunt?

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Transexual Story Time Kids !! on: October 18, 2017, 01:50:17 PM
It's a pity you didn't have access to knowledge of these issues when you were a bairn.  You could have grown up more rounded and less closed minded ands judgemental.

Or a raving shit stabber dressed like a fucking drag act.
 mcl
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Home Game Against Cardiff on: October 18, 2017, 11:59:20 AM
3-2 Boro
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IF ANYONE CAN NAME THE TEAM ON SATURDAY..... on: October 17, 2017, 12:37:04 PM
Randolph
Christie
Gibson
Fry
Friend
Clayton
Leadbitter
Baker
Braithwaite
Johnson
Assombalonga


I don't want the Jag though, they're quite anti-Indian around here. Can I have your mother's recipe for paella instead?



DO YOU WANT THE ONE WITH ARSENIC IN 

OR THE ONE WITHOUT  charles


YOU'LL NEVER SEE A FUCKING INDIAN IN A TOP JAG....THAT'S FOR SURE  :mido:


They're a bit more fussy about what they drive.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IF ANYONE CAN NAME THE TEAM ON SATURDAY..... on: October 17, 2017, 10:57:08 AM
Randolph
Christie
Gibson
Fry
Friend
Clayton
Leadbitter
Baker
Braithwaite
Johnson
Assombalonga


I don't want the Jag though, they're quite anti-Indian around here. Can I have your mother's recipe for paella instead?
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oktoberfest boro on: October 17, 2017, 10:51:14 AM
ITS CHEAPER IN MUNICH  :meltdown:

Only if you walk there.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: It could only happen in Ireland on: October 17, 2017, 10:28:11 AM
IF I HAD MY WAY.... mcl

ID CUT THE PLACE IN HALF AND FLOAT THE SOUTH AND LEAVE IT OFF THE COAST OF ARGENTINA 

THE TREACHEROUS MURDERING CUNTS  rava

GOOD OLD OIRELAND      WHEN'S THE NEXT BOAT TO ENGLAND  souey

AND JB 

YOU CAN FUCK OFF HOME TOO  :like: THE FAMINES OVER  monkey

 :alf:


Beautiful country and fantastic people.

You can fuck off home back to Lilliput.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 10:21:30 AM
Valencian paella is believed to be the original recipe and consists of white rice, green beans (bajoqueta and tavella), meat (chicken and rabbit), white beans (garrofón), snails, and seasoning such as saffron and rosemary.

 
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Storm hits Ireland on: October 16, 2017, 04:20:19 PM
Two dead.

One tree fallen on a car which killed the woamn driver and one bloke knacked himself with a chainsaw cutting up a fallen tree.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ALL BOOKED FOR XMAS AND NEW YEAR.... on: October 16, 2017, 01:13:18 PM
Are you on a wind up?
Playa Blanca is the only place I've been to in Lanzarote.

 klins

I won't be going back.

Depends where abouts you stayed I suppose, and how long ago you were there  :pd:

We were in a villa with private pool walking distance from the bars and cafes where you can eat some genuinely nasty food whilst watching the dirty hourly ferries belching out fumes.
It was about 10 years ago. Villa was fine but I though the place was cack.

It must have improved but "once bitten..." and all that.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ALL BOOKED FOR XMAS AND NEW YEAR.... on: October 16, 2017, 11:29:15 AM
Are you on a wind up?
Playa Blanca is the only place I've been to in Lanzarote.

 klins

I won't be going back.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 5 GAMES IN on: October 16, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
I'm not sure they'd let us play in the Belgian second division Steve.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAT SAM on: October 14, 2017, 05:22:55 PM
I don't think Big Nige is the answer (unless the question is 'Who is the biggest wanker ever to manage a football club') but I'd be happy with Coleman or Michael O'Neill.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAT SAM on: October 14, 2017, 05:18:36 PM
Crook and total bell end, not for me.

If Monk hasn't sorted it out by Christmas I'd be phoning Alan Shearer up.
 mick
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another church demolished on: October 13, 2017, 11:56:05 PM
It was the one that was just a bit more busy than the cheap Church of England.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 05:18:24 PM
Wasn't me.
It could have been my nearest neighbour Marilyn (who used to be Marvin) - think Bab's Cabs.
He/She wears a dress and lippy but has the voice of Bernard Manning and the strength of Geoff Capes.
She can strip and service a Massey Ferguson 1080 in about half an hour flat.

 jc



Full snip/tuck or just frocks?

Decent tits?

This one was a big bloke must have been 6' 4" and size 13 feet.   He/she wasn't fucking fooling anybody - I tells ya!  

He should have shaved his beard off as well.

 souey

Not sure whether Marilyn is full snip or not and I'm not going to fucking ask, she can bench press a charolais bull.

Decent tits though.
 GM4
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 03:35:40 PM
Wasn't me.
It could have been my nearest neighbour Marilyn (who used to be Marvin) - think Bab's Cabs.
He/She wears a dress and lippy but has the voice of Bernard Manning and the strength of Geoff Capes.
She can strip and service a Massey Ferguson 1080 in about half an hour flat.

 jc

41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lonely Hearts on: October 13, 2017, 03:24:42 PM
I knew he was a woman but the posh bit came as a shock.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 03:23:29 PM
The gays love a label.
They've been wanting to be seen as "normal" for decades, now nobody labels them as different any more, they do it themselves.
 :pd:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cars on: October 13, 2017, 03:21:27 PM
I filled mine with petrol yesterday
Bad crack in a diesel car Bob.  monkey

You could get that fixed.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 03:20:55 PM
See above that.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fao Shellenbot on: October 13, 2017, 03:19:40 PM
His surname sounds like something Vic Reeves would say.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 03:17:57 PM
That is a separate issue. In its current funding model. It should be balanced. It isn't.

I personally think it is too pro-establishment, with too much LGBT and pro-minorities content. Eveybody has an opinon. Who is the arbiter of 'balance'?

I agree with this.  Surely LGBT and minority interests is why we have the "alt" channel 4?

They should give other acronyms for sausage jockeys and rug munchers a chance or it just isn't fair.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Watches. on: October 13, 2017, 02:47:18 PM
Helium release valve.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 01:57:25 PM
That is a separate issue. In its current funding model. It should be balanced. It isn't.

I personally think it is too pro-establishment, with too much LGBT and pro-minorities content. Eveybody has an opinon. Who is the arbiter of 'balance'?

I agree with this.  Surely LGBT and minority interests is why we have the "alt" channel 4?


They should give other fixed head British sports cars a chance or it just isn't fair.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cars on: October 13, 2017, 01:48:32 PM
No, my dad did it over about 10 years, I helped with bits and got it finished after he died.

What a fantastic thing to own and drive especially as your dad and you restored it together.
 :like:
Brilliant. I've restored a number of old motorbikes (much easier) and I know that it takes a lot of patience and a deal of hard work so fair play to your old man.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Watches. on: October 13, 2017, 01:45:09 PM
Done people are so desperate to try and brag they don't understand the post. It's actually sad that some have such low self esteem the can't help but do "look at me " posts. It's pathetic.

Back to the op: anyone have a citizen eco drive? I'm wondering if they work in the UK with its lack of sun.

My wife wears an Ecodrive for running and it works fine. In fact when she's wearing her other watch the Ecodrive sits on the bedside table and charges itself in all lights, it doesn't need sunshine.
Nice looking watch too and very reasonably priced.
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