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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THIS 8 O`CLOCK CLAPPING MALARKEY !!! on: March 26, 2020, 09:44:22 PM
It's not British. you're doing the job you were being employed to do even in the darkest of times. I applaud you, but it will be in my mind and not in the street. Why the fuck would you need anything else unless you're an American?
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I think Woodgate has been given enough time. on: February 08, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
I think it's quite apparent you're a mackem cock!
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ravel Morrison. on: February 01, 2020, 01:32:55 AM
Fantastic talent. 6 months on loan. I'll take that. wants to put himself in the shop window and he's with a manager that's been through similar accusations as him. Bring it on!

4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hotel recommendations on: November 17, 2019, 07:50:03 PM
Missed out on our autumn holiday through family reasons so thinking of a good, mo expenses spared one night break somewhere within an hours drive of Teesside to make up for it. Liked at Tbe Star Inn and Grinkle Park but any other ideas?
gibbo's b&b up the road,comfy beds and decent scran they say, keep it in the family. :jowo2:
food used to be nice but bang average now. rooms aren't all that and the service is shite
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The killers to play at the riverside on: November 17, 2019, 07:47:13 PM
Any ticket prices been released yet?
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hotel recommendations on: November 16, 2019, 08:38:40 AM
Rudding park near Harrogate. Top notch
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Rashid and Ali on: September 11, 2018, 06:30:55 PM
Running away before the champers is sprayed about. Whats all that about?
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nothing with a pulse is safe on: June 22, 2018, 02:02:44 PM
There's an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman who get lost in the jungle and captured by a vast tribe of cannibals.

The cannibals tell them to go into the jungle and pick 10 pieces of fruit each. So they all go out, pick 10 pieces of fruit and bring them back to the 'cannibal chief'.

The chief said to the Englishman "so Englishman, now you must choose between death or Mau Mau".

The Englishman said " I will not bow to you savages, I'll choose Mau Mau" so they grab him and stick the 10 pieces of fruit (cherries) up his bum.

Then they give the Scotsman the same choice.  He chooses Mau Mau so they stick his fruit (plums) up his bum.

Then the Irishman looked at his pineapples and said "I don't think I can stand the Mau Mau, I'll choose death".

So the chief shouts "Very well........








Death by Mau Mau"!


 :pope2:

Why did they co.e back after they were sent out into the jungle?
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Plasterers on: June 06, 2018, 09:22:20 PM
Piglet embarrassed himself so much that he changed his name and pretended he was somebody else under his new username until I found him out. I have no idea what he found so embarrassing that made him feel he needed a new identity as He's mad a tit of himself countless times. Now just imagine how embarrassing it is that you were such a twat you felt you needed to change your username  lost
Even I didn't do that and I called the cops on the board  monkey rava :wanker:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest qualified poster on: June 03, 2018, 02:21:40 PM
I know we have loads of millionaires on here, but who's got the best academic/ professional qualifications?

I have a qualification for my trade and have been at the top of my game for more than 15 years. Wankers now can pay £1500 and do a course and think they can do what I do. Thank God there are still some knowledgeable people left looking at CV's or these idiots would be running riot

Are you ok hun?

Apart from having to touch my Willy twice a day for a piss. Yes I'm fine. Why?
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest qualified poster on: June 03, 2018, 02:18:45 PM
I know we have loads of millionaires on here, but who's got the best academic/ professional qualifications?

I have a qualification for my trade and have been at the top of my game for more than 15 years. Wankers now can pay £1500 and do a course and think they can do what I do. Thank God there are still some knowledgeable people left looking at CV's or these idiots would be running riot
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The verve dont get a penny from.. on: June 03, 2018, 02:09:46 PM
Iím sure Richard Ashcroft got about £500 for writing the lyrics , summit daft like that .
Made a blob there , the lyrics are fantastic and make the tune as good as it is .
Iíd have just scrapped it from the album after the hype , and sued if anyone ever used his lyrics with that tune .

the trouble they got came well after the the album and  single was released. The rolling stones weren't interested until the song went to No. 1
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The verve dont get a penny from.. on: June 02, 2018, 01:23:03 PM
Their best known song

https://youtu.be/I_s90-Hi2ZY

Mad stuff

And in other news princess Di has just been killed in a car crash  souey
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMALLCOCKS FACEBOOK !!! on: May 27, 2018, 05:52:08 AM
I used to like you lids but you've shown your true colours more than once. You're an out and out bully and a complete cock. Threatening windmills everywhere when you can't fight sleep. Before you threaten a roll around in the cross I'm not interested. It's not something you do when you grow up but I'm sure you'll be able to find me if you really want to as we have friends in common. You'll regret it though
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This board and the lonely DC on: May 24, 2018, 08:53:23 PM
Edit edit edit :meltdown:

 monkey
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This board and the lonely DC on: May 24, 2018, 08:18:17 PM
Must mean his lonely master jakepast. U know the one who called the cops on cob at 3 in the morning :alf:


If u listen carefully at night u can hear him crying himself to sleep cry

His kids want nothing to do with him. His ex wife wont answer his calls. Another microwave meal for one tonight methinks klins

For clarity I was referring to you  

 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

 rava

 

Mate


  rava monkey

Didnt get much sleep again mate cry


Get yourself another escort for the night mate. Your ex wife has moved on mate. New fella all settled in. Shes not coming back :like:

She wasn't my wife, just for info and to keep your spreadsheet up to date KB  jc
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This board and the lonely DC on: May 24, 2018, 06:42:28 AM
Must mean his lonely master jakepast. U know the one who called the cops on cob at 3 in the morning :alf:


If u listen carefully at night u can hear him crying himself to sleep cry

His kids want nothing to do with him. His ex wife wont answer his calls. Another microwave meal for one tonight methinks klins

For clarity I was referring to you 

 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

 rava

 

Mate


  rava monkey
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WEYBRIDGE..... on: May 21, 2018, 05:57:09 PM
DOES ANYONE ON ERE KNOW ANYONE...WHO POSTS ON ERE.....EITHER LIVES OR WORKS IN  WEYBRIDGE,SURREY 

Im working just down the road from there and digs are even closer  jc
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tyson Fury Opponent on: May 20, 2018, 03:23:43 PM
The wiki page is for Nuri seferi. His older brother
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHAT TIME ARE YOU ON THE LASH on: May 12, 2018, 04:27:32 PM
Been on it since 2:30pm. Copious amounts to be drunk then bed at 8:30 after an India. Work in the morning  jc
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Where you all watching the match?? on: May 12, 2018, 04:23:30 PM
Kings Arms, Longford  :bc:
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: buying a playoff ticket online. on: May 05, 2018, 01:36:21 PM
I thought it was piss easy although id already opened a digital account when it first switched. Just had to log in, click on reserved tickets and purchase. Simples  jc
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Safe standing on: April 17, 2018, 05:14:32 PM
Safe standing petition https://t.co/EhLb9cS8Os  jc
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SO THERE WE HAVE IT THE OUTCOME on: April 13, 2018, 10:42:09 PM
love all this cold war shit me. fucking class

You obviously weren't around in the 80s. Have you never watched threads ffs jc :mido:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Enoch Powell Rivers Of Blood To Be Re-Broadcast This Weekend on: April 13, 2018, 04:21:35 AM
It was aimed ad goldylocks Len. Don't go getting paranoid on me  mcl
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Enoch Powell Rivers Of Blood To Be Re-Broadcast This Weekend on: April 13, 2018, 01:55:36 AM
And if you really think the lovely aunty been are going to spin it other than to their own needs and anti-brexit and so on then you're safer than you look
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Speaking of mental illness on: April 06, 2018, 08:31:54 AM
I could rip out quite a few pages from the bible that preach hate and intolerance. All religion is a shitty backwards thinking ideology.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Taking my daughter tomorrow on: March 30, 2018, 10:02:19 AM
Iíve taken my step daughter a few times

 mick
charles
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BEEN OFFERED THE JOB IN BERGEN !!! on: March 30, 2018, 12:02:02 AM
 I worked there about 15 years ago. A lot further north than bergen mind. After all of us taking the piss and drinking the bar dry on a few team buildings they put a limit on the dinks to 2 beers at a pizza restaurant. Manager said fuck it and bought us all a cognac with the last drink  I thought fuck it, that was good shit so went to the bar and ordered a pint and a cognac of my own. 18 fucking quid! I nearly fell over. Still cheaper than Harry's bar in singers mind  jc
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Taking my daughter tomorrow on: March 29, 2018, 10:35:50 PM
Been taking my daughter to the matches since she was 5. Boro daft now. She's just turned 22 and knows more about football than some of the Dullards  on here.  Probably seen a lot more games also. She's even travelled to a few away games on her own on club coaches the last few seasons. Glad she's going to a big match rick. Hopefully we get the win and she gets the bug  jc
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BEEN OFFERED THE JOB IN BERGEN !!! on: March 29, 2018, 10:26:42 PM
45 GRAND CARS !!!

320 K HOUSES !!!

5 K WATCHES !!!

DONT COME CHEAP !!!

:



The watch was 10k earlier. I'm starting to smell something
 charles charles :charles
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BEEN OFFERED THE JOB IN BERGEN !!! on: March 29, 2018, 10:21:39 PM
FABRICATION FOREMAN   charles

TWO YEARS WORK IN RIG YARD  mcl

4 ON 2 OFF STAYING IN LUXURY LODGE ON THE SEA WITH GREAT FISHING   monkey

12 K FOR SIX WEEKS 

THAT'S PICKING UP 4   monkey IES A WEEK   

GONNA AV SOME OF THAT LIKE  jc

FUCK THE MINUS 20   

OUR LASS AIN'T HAPPY BUT FUCK HER !!!


 

LAD I KNOW IS PULLING 25 POUND COD UP FROM THE SEA FISHING OFF HIS DECK   :bear: :bear: :bear:


I CAN HANDLE PAYING 7 SHEETS FOR A BEER ON THEM WAGES   
Thought you said you'd never take the queens shilling  turncoat  souey
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 23 for 8 on: March 22, 2018, 03:35:08 AM
58 all out ffs. Only Overton can hold his head up in public after that  souey
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 23 for 8 on: March 22, 2018, 03:13:09 AM
27 for 9  souey
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / 23 for 8 on: March 22, 2018, 03:04:29 AM
 lost
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Linthorpe Road on a Saturday night? on: March 19, 2018, 12:30:52 AM
Apart from wee w's post I think I'm gonna have to get myself down Boro again now I'm newly single. Always been far more slags there than in the rest of Teesside  jc
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I am bored. on: March 16, 2018, 02:04:08 AM
Let's be honest she isn't the best looking but I wouldn't say no to sleeping with my head between her legs for the rest of my life  jc
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Have I missed something? on: March 14, 2018, 12:01:59 AM
 
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 25, 2018, 11:25:03 PM
I think you should just admit that there's a wide variety of people that work in the O&G industry capio lad and not all are thick. Carry on though jc
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gun control and the 2nd amendment on: February 25, 2018, 11:12:29 PM
Jesus fucking wept  souey

Do you think we should make guns readily available to the people of this country to defend themselves against the government?

That video you posted is laughable .by the way. Are you really that thick or do you have to practice?
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gun control and the 2nd amendment on: February 25, 2018, 11:07:49 PM
Jesus fucking wept  souey

Do you think we should make guns readily available to the people of this country to defend themselves against the government?
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids on: February 24, 2018, 12:33:55 AM
Who would ever take advice from this blob?


Ten year old photo that lad.be better mcl
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids on: February 24, 2018, 12:12:45 AM
Oh here he is. The most needy man on the planet. Look at me, look at me I've found an old photo of a poster on here. Go on sky boy post one of my daughter and ill  have you this time. Btw dickhead the photos 10 years old. Carry in
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids on: February 23, 2018, 11:44:07 PM
I. Can't change being an awkward twat and annoying people. It's just who I am and to be honest I enjoy it. I'm not in it to make enemies or friends though it's just the way I am. Talk to steered he'll tell you. I'm just an argumentative cunt who is always looking
To wind people up the wrong way. I apologise if I have caused you any offence though. I have nothing against you personally monkeyman
I'm basically now a cantankerous old cunt instead of the young cantankerous cunt jimborored was. I'm 've grown up a bit though  jc
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 23, 2018, 11:29:31 PM
Skint now though after the Mrs left me and took everything I had. Shit happens and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'll be back

I've still got my jag and the house. Had to sell my omega mind but it's onwards and upwards from now on
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 23, 2018, 11:26:16 PM
 jc
Top 1 son. Top one jc
Like Brian said, I wouldnít say I was the best manager in the league, but Iím in the top 1  :bc:



 jc
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lids on: February 23, 2018, 11:20:00 PM
Oh you know the town I live in. Dear me. Do you want my address?

Are you lids bum boy?
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 23, 2018, 11:18:50 PM
Skint now though after the Mrs left me and took everything I had. Shit happens and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'll be back
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 23, 2018, 11:15:54 PM
Top 1 son. Top one jc
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What is an O&G monkey? on: February 23, 2018, 11:10:46 PM
Its a term thst refers to anybody that works in the oil and gas industry no matter what there income. It's apparently derogatory and supposed to imply limited education
 . Well smack my arse and call  me a monkey. I was recently earning over 200k dollars a year after tax in the oil and gas Industry so I'm not too bothered about being slagged off for the industry I work in
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