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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BOALASIE on: Today at 06:55:24 PM
A new low for COB  :wanker:
Congratulations JT 


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2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Light relief on: Today at 06:52:10 PM
About as funny as a fuckin chapped arse.
:like: :like:


ITS THE OVEN FOR THE BALLSACK MACKEM :homer: :homer:



Get yer left hand going Dave lad......you ballsack pervert

 :wanker: :wanker:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JayjayB on: Today at 06:49:50 PM
Now now Quntzy we all know you are a rather obese office worker who has never been fit in his life.So regarding the photo.If the cap fits? :tp4: :tp4: :tp4:


HES A FAT MACKEM CUNT WITH A BALLSACK HEAD klins :alf:

Calm down Dave...…. :stairlift:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JayjayB on: Today at 05:36:27 PM
Nothing wish you washy about my support for Big Tony :tp4: :tp4: :tp4:


Bill tries on his new Sunderland strip and is pleasantly surprised at how well the 5XL fits

 
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Rochdale Tickets on: Today at 03:35:34 PM
Now on sale to STH

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/rochdale-cup-tickets-now-on-sale

Other plebs will have to wait till after 5 pm on Friday

Don't let that put you off - get into a Carabao Cup game now instead of waiting to moan you cant get a ticket for the final!

Foreign Johnnies need not apply - just try and imagineon the night how good it is

 :alastair:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JayjayB on: Today at 03:31:06 PM
Quntzy you keep getting it wrong.Do keep up.I have nothing but praise for Pulis.As I have said before he is a proper manager.When he was appointed I said it was the first managerial appointment that Gibson has got right in a long, long ,time.I predicted that his Boro team would be super fit and physical,two of the main qualities needed to get out of this God Awful league.Pulis is a very good judge of players, so I trust him to bring in what's needed,not like the succession of numpties before him.
 Now let's quash this Le Flem nonesene.In the past I did post on FMTTM but must have upset old red nose by my criticism of The Great Leader.I still stand by my reservations about Gibson.He is a little fish now in a very big pond and I think he should sell up.In Pulis I Trust.
 :tp4: :tp4: :tp4: :tp4:

Next.....

7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Light relief on: Today at 03:30:18 PM
Edinburgh Fringe | Top 10 jokes

1. "Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day" - Adam Rowe
2. "I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse
3. "I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel
4. "In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt
5. "What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan
6. "I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh
7. "Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse
8 "I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff
9 "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman
10. "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cruise Ship Woman on: Today at 03:24:01 PM
Fucking hell - see what you mean!

Bashed the hand rail on the way down

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9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cruise Ship Woman on: Today at 03:16:50 PM
SHE MUST HAVE LANDED ON HER FACE.

 klins

Bitch - not valid comment without picture

 :duh:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JayjayB on: Today at 03:01:12 PM
Seems like a pleasant chap to me. Haven't seen a real twat on here yet to be honest which is surprising such is the reputation of this board over on fmttm.

Buxton is the only one really - you might have come across him under the name of LeFlem somewhere else

Proper troll he is - not like these namby pamby user name changing types.

Hates Boro and especially Steve Gibson/Pulis/Karanka with a passion - goes really quiet when we're doing well

Lives in a shed

 jc
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / JayjayB on: Today at 12:03:12 AM
Has he flounced already...….??????

Was starting to enjoy a few footie related posts for a change

 jc
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just had a terrible experience on: Today at 12:00:52 AM
He's been completely lacking any talent for many years now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qrf85OL37Y

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13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STOKE FANS AT PRESTON YESTERDAY.. on: Yesterday at 05:11:55 PM
Guess that's what you get for having a club song that condones domestic violence that leads to murder

Fuck 'em

 :wanker:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Just had a terrible experience on: Yesterday at 01:50:21 PM
Watching the SSN highlights and without ANY ADVANCE WARNING WHATSOEVER they said now lets hear from a Middlesbrough fan and before you had time to get behind the sofa there he was!!

That horses head he wears must be chafing his schnozzle cos it glows like fucking Rudolph's

....and they choose this cunt to be representing the Boro

I feel quite sick still.....


15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for Capio to return on: Yesterday at 10:37:59 AM
He wants nothing to do with this place now

16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lass on Sky Sports News on: Yesterday at 10:14:17 AM


Maybe not...…

 klins

Anyway its not her its her (much nicer)



Love a nice cake me

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17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kofi Annan Dead on: Yesterday at 09:53:48 AM
The UN

Singularly pointless and irrelevant


18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hardwick live on: Yesterday at 09:52:18 AM
You're going in a trailer?

You a farmer or a gypo?

 :alf:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro still chasing Bolasie, Besic and now Lookman on loan on: Yesterday at 09:51:22 AM
Think I'll wait till Lids confirms it all...….

 jc
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAVE YER NOTICED ALL THE BOREME CUNTS ARE LIKE RATS FROM A SINKING SHIP on: August 18, 2018, 08:58:00 AM
:wanker:

I hadn't...……

 :homer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afternoon all on: August 18, 2018, 08:56:45 AM
I'm sensing a bit of animosity towards Leon here.

YOU WILL SOON REALISE THERE IS A LOT OF JEALOUS GULLIBLE CUNTS ON ERE  :like:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

'are a lot' - cunts is in the plural

 jc

Stepping in because you missed this one TC

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22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Come on the Brummies.. on: August 17, 2018, 11:30:19 PM
Still top of the league!!  :wc:

I'll take your bet Crocket. Game on! Come on Boro!!  :alastair:

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23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nigeria on: August 17, 2018, 11:28:28 PM
Tiresome...….

Need a new act...

 :wanker:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afternoon all on: August 17, 2018, 09:04:55 PM
Do you build bridges? I'm a keen admirer of all types of bridges. I have been across most of the famous ones. Did you know that The Golden Gate Bridge is not actually gold but a colour called International Orange. I couldn't believe it and was a shade disappointed.

Yeah I got it - these other thickos too busy slapping each other!


 :alf:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Injury Update on: August 17, 2018, 04:29:08 PM
THIS APPEARS TO BE FOOTBALL RELATED.

PLEASE POST IT ON THE APPROPRIATE FORUM.

 jc


Its Soccer...…..

 jc
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Injury Update on: August 17, 2018, 01:57:54 PM
Tony Pulis revealed mixed news on the injury front for Boro ahead of Saturday's match at Bristol City (3pm).
The Boro manager says that the majority of his squad are in good shape after he played a young side in Tuesday's cup tie with Notts County, but there are a few set to miss out at the weekend.
"We rested most of them on Tuesday and the kids did fantastically well," Pulis said.
"They trained yesterday and trained well, they were really bright, there's a good spirit in the dressing room and there's a togetherness.
"We've got one or two knocks. We'll go with what we've got and give it our best shot."
Youngsters Dael Fry and Harry Chapman were forced to withdraw with injury on Tuesday night - and only one will be in contention tomorrow.
"Chappers will be out for few weeks, which is a disappointment because we really wanted him to push on in theses games, especially early in the season," Pulis said.
"His shoulder popped out, I'm not sure whether it was dislocated but it certainly stretched the ligaments. They've moved it back in, it should be two or three weeks I think.
"Dael's fine, he'll be alright for tomorrow."
 Dani Ayala came through his first match action of the campaign unscathed after sustaining an injury early in pre-season.
"Dani played nearly 60 minutes against Notts County, and was bit tired," said his manager.
"But Dani's Dani - we're desperately keen to get him back.
"He was one of my best players last year, without a question of a doubt. He's pushing on, but he needs to play well to take his place back."
Meanwhile, striking duo Rudy Gestede and Jordan Hugill will miss out again this weekend, but Pulis hopes to have the pair integrated into full training next week.
"Jordan's still not available, but next week he'll come out on the grass and train with us," Pulis said.
"We're hoping that Rudy will too, and that's another addition to the squad which is needed."
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What Was The Last Thing You Googled? on: August 17, 2018, 01:33:55 PM
Double dick dude







Really...………………………..
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Aretha Franklin Queen of Soul? on: August 17, 2018, 01:28:43 PM
Carole King for me.

Good shout - she wrote A Natural Woman (another choon AF pinched) with Gerry Goffin

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29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afternoon all on: August 17, 2018, 01:26:50 PM
Yes, my dad is called Ted and has a head the size of a bin!

As long as its not rubbery you'll be alright

 :alf:
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afternoon all on: August 17, 2018, 01:24:23 PM
Does it have to be of your own wife or can it be someone elses?

Just not anyones daughter.....

Second name isn't Rogers by any chance?

 :stairlift:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Aretha Franklin Queen of Soul? on: August 17, 2018, 11:30:40 AM
Was she fuck - all she did was cover versions

Bit of a shouter for me like Whitney Houston

Fucking BBC going overboard though becasue she was pals with MLK and Barry Obama and loads of othe SFLD's so we get hours and hours of other SFLD's saying how great she was when really she was a bad tempered old fat cow!

Now Martha Reeves is a different story - real Queen of Soul!

32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done the BBC on: August 17, 2018, 11:24:24 AM
It would appear that to become a British Citizen is a piece of piss, regardless of how uneducated you are.  Probably just take in a few petrol receipts and a utility bill should do the trick.



Any number of Brits should be grateful about this not being a pre-requisite to keep citizenship.

Fekkin' place would be empty

But (like you) they are our idiots so we have to put up with them - we don't need any more

 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another terrorist sympathizer on: August 16, 2018, 07:54:54 PM
Tez mentioned intelligence, those two men are undoubtedly of high intelligence. (Was in the case of Hawking)


You cant measure intelligence just because you agree with people?

Are you a lefty fucking liberal?

 :meltdown:

34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another terrorist sympathizer on: August 16, 2018, 07:32:49 PM
Well what then?

My point being the Right wing press are desperately trying to smear Corbyn because they fear what he will do, i.e. make the country a better place for working people and stop the rich fucking everyone so hard, if he gets in power, it's what they always do when someone threatens to make changes

What anyone with an ounce of intelligence fears is Corbyn, McDonnell  and Abbott bankrupting the country. They have no clue how to pay for any of the ludicrous policies they have voiced thus far. They will only succeed in proving that socialism simply does not work.

I don't want to get drawn into a political debate because it's always pointless, but I have to disagree with this, Corbyn has had Chomsky and Stephen Hawking to name just two, come out and back him and with no fear of bankrupting the country, I don't doubt you're a clever fella Tez, but you're no Chomsky.

Chomsky - that quote magnet for left liberal fucktards

Hawking - that bloke in a wheelchair on benefits that talks bollocks for a living

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35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Rochdale at Home on: August 16, 2018, 07:28:28 PM
That'll do

 :tp1:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WESTMINSTER INCIDENT on: August 16, 2018, 05:49:16 PM
The worst of it is the cunt is a Villa fan!

Hang the bastard!

37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another terrorist sympathizer on: August 16, 2018, 05:44:14 PM
The amount we borrow has been massively reduced, but National Debt still rises.
Imagine, if you will, the state we'd be in if we borrowed at the levels Corbyn and McDonnells "free stuff for everyone" policies would need.

Oh, righto. It has taken the Tories a few years to more than double the national debt built up over history. fact https://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/uk_national_debt_analysis

Just think what it WOULD have been like  charles Brilliant. You should apply to edit a national newspaper

Thank fuck for the Tories  charles charles

You should apply to edit The Beano once you've managed to remove your head from your arsehole.
 jc

I think hell have to get contractors in for that...…

 
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Carabao Cup on: August 16, 2018, 05:41:31 PM
Were ball no 16 it seems

 :tp2:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another terrorist sympathizer on: August 16, 2018, 12:12:19 PM
Well what then?

My point being the Right wing press are desperately trying to smear Corbyn because they fear what he will do, i.e. make the country a better place for working people and stop the rich fucking everyone so hard, if he gets in power, it's what they always do when someone threatens to make changes

What anyone with an ounce of intelligence fears is Corbyn, McDonnell  and Abbott bankrupting the country. They have no clue how to pay for any of the ludicrous policies they have voiced thus far. They will only succeed in proving that socialism simply does not work.

 charles charles

Funny as fuck. How's the national debt done under Tory austerity?  charles charles charles charles


Another myth exploded by facts

What do Accountants know about facts?

 :alf:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another terrorist sympathizer on: August 16, 2018, 11:24:38 AM
Yet another thread where towz comes off like an absolute fuckwit.

Poor towz - clearly out of his depth again

Happens every time - just like Jezza

 monkey
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Couple who Biked through ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ are killed on: August 16, 2018, 11:21:02 AM
Eee - dopey Americans eh?

 

42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 30 men sentenced for child abuse in Huddersfield on: August 15, 2018, 10:06:14 AM
Weird that a list of 20 or so "random" men from Huddersfield does not include the surnames Higginbottom, Bickerdyke or Smith and makes no mention of an Arthur, a Cecil or a Henry.

 :pd:

I noticed that...

Also weird that the BBC refer to the Westminster car driver as 'originally from Sudan' as opposed to mentioning the 'I' word

 klins
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Bloody Hell!!! What a mess.... on: August 14, 2018, 02:51:47 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/twenty-two-killed-and-dozens-more-feared-dead-as-huge-section-of-highway-bridge-collapses-as-cars-drive-across-it-in-apocalyptic-scene-during-fierce-storm-in-genoa/ar-BBLUoC3?ocid=spartandhp

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44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A cheeky on: August 14, 2018, 09:11:10 AM
Don't like Nando's then?

 charles
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are we missing Ben Gibson? on: August 13, 2018, 08:57:26 PM
I've seen Gibson play several times,at the Riverside ,and on My 60 inch TV in my shed you dullard.You ought to be careful Qunzy wth this Pavlovian stalking of yours or you will get like that group of self obsessed pre adolescent fannies who are destroying this Board.


Its trolls like you that are destroying this board  :wanker:

Several times - snigger

 
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are we missing Ben Gibson? on: August 13, 2018, 07:33:11 PM
Let's get back to the point of the thread shall we Quntzyboy. IMO Gibson is reasonable player but he is no world beater.He struggled  in the Prem with us but Dyche could get more out of him.However he is rather ponderous, and not comfortable on the ball.He is also apt to give penalties away.Aiden Flint is as good a player as Gibson,and he will score more goals from set pieces.To sum up. No,Boro will not miss Ben Gibson as they have in Flint, more than an adequate replacement.It will be interesting to see how he gets on at Burnley.£15 million is not a bad return on the Club's investment in Gibson,but as I said they might have got £20 plus a couple of seasons ago.





Its amazing what you can see from the inside of a shed

Next....

 
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are we missing Ben Gibson? on: August 13, 2018, 06:20:52 PM
You probably missed it but I am on record as saying Gibson is slow and rather clumsy.

He probably ignored it……like all of your drivel.

 klins
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: You must know her matty on: August 13, 2018, 06:17:02 PM
Aged 11, she came out as bisexual before revealing he was gay to family and friends two years later.

Can somebody explain...….?

 :alf:
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Ayala on: August 13, 2018, 01:27:47 PM
What exactly is wrong with him and is he ever going to come back?

 :tp3:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOBODY BID FOR on: August 13, 2018, 01:24:03 PM
heard that Gibbo is building one of the the biggest homes in the uk (48 room stately home) for the last 50 years and when its done he's done with the Boro.


 
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