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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Listening to Talksport about Rashford and BBC Sports Personality on: Today at 03:29:25 PM


Fucking Africa I'll warrant

To feed more fucking immigrants


Not sure you thought that through  :alf:

You didnt did you - where do immigrants come from?

How do you get through the day?

2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY EL TW@TTY !!! on: Today at 12:57:54 PM
POPCORN TEETH GERRARD !!




 

Reported - appropriation of ancient Proddy insults

  > :pope2:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just Say No Kids on: Today at 12:56:28 PM
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/howay-fing-stab-yous-brutal-19156829

Look at the fucking nick of her, 49 years old.
Looks like her out of the old Planet of the Apes films, the ones with Charlton Heston and Roddy McDowall.

Makes you wonder just why Jeremy married her in the first place?

 monkey
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NAME THE PLAYER ? on: Today at 12:54:33 PM
Anyway its Gary Fucking Lineker

 :wanker:
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Listening to Talksport about Rashford and BBC Sports Personality on: Today at 12:54:01 PM
Rashford should get an award from the Labour Party for helping to create this non-issue. Children already get free school meals - when they are at school.
Councils have been given many millions of extra funding that they could use in a targeted way if there are genuine cases of abuse by starvation, because that's all it can be.

He claims to have been hungry as a child and that he had to have free school meals.
1. He was a child under Labour, how come he was hungry then?
2. He joined the Man Utd academy at age 7, they will have provided food and a diet plan, how come he was hungry then?
3. He earns £20 a minute /£10.4m a year and uses legitimate tax avoidance measures to minimise the amount he pays, as do the majority of these ill-educated unofficial advisors to us all.

Last year the combined player wage of the Premier League was £2,103,500,000 - £22.1bn  !!!

Instead of telling us that we need to pay more to feed everyone's kids for free (government has no money remember, it's our taxes), why don't the footballers agree to pay the same income tax percentage as say someone on about £55k a year?

Should he get SPotY?
No. He should be told to play football, pay his taxes and keep his massive banana shaped honk out of politics.



Where did all the BBC Children In Need money go?

Fucking Africa I'll warrant

To feed more fucking immigrants

 :steptoe:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Schuy vs Hamilton on: Yesterday at 09:20:43 PM
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No Lewis Hamilton Thread on: Yesterday at 09:18:51 PM
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF! on: Yesterday at 09:17:36 PM
I bet she has a stinky fanny.

That would be the best bit about her then..

 :like:
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF! on: Yesterday at 12:21:21 AM
Not buck.



 klins

Good grief - I am truly shocked

Even the mucky sink was given a higher rating

 :alf: :alf:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This free school meal nonsense on: October 25, 2020, 08:22:50 PM
Quote
No you are using it to feather your lefty attitudes. Anything to have a pop at the current Gov. I for 1 dont know how different any other party would do.

I don't think you have to look to hard to see that the other party's would just provide the free meals for the kids.

The Welsh are doing it, the Scottish are doing it, the Northern Irish are doing it, it's just the 'Stave a kid to save a quid' Tories who seem to have a problem with it.

Do fuck off back to boreme - commie cunt

 
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: All I can say is lol on: October 25, 2020, 08:20:11 PM
Just goes to prove

 'You can't fix stupid'





Do you mean crocketís thread title? 

I couldn't possibly comment...

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / WTF! on: October 25, 2020, 08:07:55 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13017761/chloe-ferry-unrecognisable-boob-job-surgery-skintight-dress/?utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1603626292

Words fail......

13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Giro Italia on: October 25, 2020, 07:59:15 PM
Well done Tao but what a performance from Rohan Dennis!

That Stelvio stage was awesome


14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: All I can say is lol on: October 25, 2020, 07:58:02 PM
Just goes to prove

 'You can't fix stupid'

15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THEM ORAL JELLYS..... on: October 25, 2020, 04:18:39 PM
I had 1 of them but could not swallow it but had a stiff neck for 12 hours........... :chrisk: :chrisk:


I'VE SEEN THE JOWWELS ON YOU  👍

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T DOUBLE UP  😂😂😂😂😂😂

He's here all week folks...... :like:

....with a massive stiffy
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THEM ORAL JELLYS..... on: October 25, 2020, 02:09:16 PM
Very effective at treating erectile dysfunction

Well done for sharing Lids

 :like:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This is why they wont end the licence fee on: October 24, 2020, 11:34:22 PM
The British security services have used it to push lies and propaganda into British home and around the world for decades.

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/504364-bbc-white-helmets-documentary/

For those who don't know the white helmets staged fake chemical attacks and got caught doing it, they were paid for by UK and US intelligence agencies. Which of course ISIS was also.



According to the Russians - OK

 :alf: :alf:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Got a text yesterday on: October 24, 2020, 08:50:09 PM
Bit slow off the mark RR

Scroll down to pic of his girlfriend

 :like:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Methodism in Middlesbrough on: October 24, 2020, 07:59:12 PM
What a boring cunt you are borolad

 
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tampax for boys on: October 24, 2020, 07:56:34 PM
Tampax were free issue for many male flight attendants on British Airways.

21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Job for Mido? on: October 24, 2020, 12:09:49 PM
I take it nobody fancies the job then?

 
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Hot news about boreme on: October 23, 2020, 11:26:39 PM
Its royally fucked....

404 Not Found
The server can not find the requested page:

fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/index.php (port 80)
Please forward this error screen to fansonline.net's WebMaster.

Oh dear , what a shame, never mind

 

Appears its moving to a new server said nob tickles

The old site fmttm.com is switching server - it went down rather quicker than expected.
Hoping to now switch the url of sites as well for this place to become fmttm.com very soon.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Job for Mido? on: October 23, 2020, 08:15:38 PM
That cunt from COB not the cunt that sometimes played for us

Wonder if he's putting in for this?

Maybe one of you twats should try out on account of your superior footballing knowledge?

https://www.guisboroughtown.co.uk/club-news/2020/10/21/guisborough-town-managerial-vacany/

Wonder what happened to COB Mido - was never off here once over

 :mido:

24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lids Nephew scores again on: October 23, 2020, 07:21:20 PM
Must run in the family eh?

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/boro-u23s-3-burnley-u23s-0

 
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How good were you at football? on: October 23, 2020, 07:15:55 PM
Who do you reckon is the best player on COB?


Must be JayJayB I reckon.... ex pro you know 😎😎😎😎

Played against Socrates you know...

 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not allowed to use BAME now. on: October 23, 2020, 12:06:32 PM
They could try something radical and not identify people by the colour of their skin ?

100%

If we could just get over this seemingly simple obstacle we all could get on with the important shit. Babysitting peoples sensitivities is what the western world is consumed with now.

I saw a morbidly obese black bloke with ear phones in waddling through the village today

Fucking enormous he was...

 
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Someone tell me how this science works again.... on: October 23, 2020, 12:03:29 PM
Doesnít wearing a mask reduce the likelihood of spreading the disease, as opposed to prevent catching it?

Exactly but why would nobhead millenials (and resident barmy cunt Bob)care about other people?

If masks don't work its because of the fuckers that won't wear them

Look at how effective they are in South Korea/Japan/China etc

 
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How good were you at football? on: October 22, 2020, 11:38:11 PM
I played against Socrates once












Oh no - that was somebody else on here

 :alf:
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not allowed to use BAME now. on: October 22, 2020, 11:35:48 PM
I saw a black man driving a car in our village today

 
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Homeless Migrants to be Deported on: October 22, 2020, 05:24:33 PM
Gramsci will be on the case as we speak

 :steptoe:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bizarre Boro related Youtube Video on: October 22, 2020, 03:19:17 PM
Ray Mallon as well!

 
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bizarre Boro related Youtube Video on: October 22, 2020, 03:08:58 PM
Smoggy football fraudsters!!

 :nige: :nige:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bizarre Boro related Youtube Video on: October 22, 2020, 01:25:58 PM
Bizarre indeed

Load of hot air if you ask me

 
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ivan Toney on: October 21, 2020, 11:37:14 PM
I don't think that was a tough/inspired call - it was down to who wanted to splash out the £10m

Brentford had the Ollie Watkins money to spunk so....

Even Matty could have scouted Ivan Toney

 :matty:
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Interesting stats on: October 21, 2020, 11:35:20 PM
That's not at all interesting

And don't call me shirley

 :steptoe:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: We are a target man away from the playoffs on: October 21, 2020, 02:42:47 PM
Can we just have her?

There's a possibility that she? is a ladyboy?

Still interested?

 
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: todays teaser on: October 21, 2020, 12:12:16 PM
Sooty was never capped.

That's because he was useless

 :alf:
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KLOPP STILL MOANING 👎 on: October 21, 2020, 12:11:28 PM
 :like:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW COME WE NEVER GOT AN INVITE 😠😠😠 on: October 21, 2020, 10:59:56 AM
I couldn't imagine why this site wasn't invited to any space where people might be...

http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=145934.100

Linking to your own posts Matty?

That's a Nob Tickles kind of thing

...and a bit pathetic

 klins
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: show me! on: October 21, 2020, 10:57:13 AM
Yay! - I'm back on the list

Well sort of secondary mode

 :like:

Nice one Matty

41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: We are a target man away from the playoffs on: October 21, 2020, 10:55:52 AM
That is Niasse who played for Evertonís missus

Well Googled

Oumar Niasse was on loan to Cardiff in the PL - played 13 scored 0

 
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: We are a target man away from the playoffs on: October 21, 2020, 10:51:44 AM
Matty is very silly lately

Here's a picture of the girlfriend of the man we are getting in as a free agent



But who is it (the player not the girlfriend - Buck)?

 :pd:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sky News on: October 21, 2020, 10:21:15 AM
That's why I don't understand the moanimg about footballers salaries, Paul Pogba pays a minimum of £157,500 a week into our government coffers.


That was from one of Mattys dodgy links from 2016

You know you can't trust him with anything to do with money

 :alf:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOOKS LIKE....... on: October 21, 2020, 10:20:05 AM
The thing is people being asked the question hesitate to say they are going to vote for Trump because of the screaming fucking lefty liberal objections they'll get

Bit like people wouldnt say they were voting Brexit

45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WARNOCKS THE MAN 👍 on: October 21, 2020, 10:17:39 AM
It looks a million times better under Warnock but the squad is very light and a few injuries and we are in the shit. A few of the U23s might need to step up.


MY DAUGHTERS COUSIN  ISSAC FLETCHER   :like:


SCORED A HAT TRICK AGAINST THE MACKEMS   :mido:

So what?




WHO RATTLED YOU'RE FUCKING CAGE  👎

YOU FUCKING GIMP  👍

Why isn't he your Nephew if its your Daughters Cousin?

 


BECAUSE I WAS NEVER MARRIED..... NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOU'RE CONCERN... I STILL SPEAK TO HIS DAD WHO IS A DECENT FELLA  👍

So isn't his Dad your brother?

 
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sky News on: October 21, 2020, 10:16:37 AM
I prefer Wee Willies link and viewpoint

The FT is the more reliable source

Therefore PL footballers are tax dodging cunts

FACT

 :like:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WARNOCKS THE MAN 👍 on: October 21, 2020, 10:12:00 AM
It looks a million times better under Warnock but the squad is very light and a few injuries and we are in the shit. A few of the U23s might need to step up.


MY DAUGHTERS COUSIN  ISSAC FLETCHER   :like:


SCORED A HAT TRICK AGAINST THE MACKEMS   :mido:

So what?




WHO RATTLED YOU'RE FUCKING CAGE  👎

YOU FUCKING GIMP  👍

Why isn't he your Nephew if its your Daughters Cousin?

 
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MORSY !!! on: October 21, 2020, 10:09:26 AM
Hardly got a mention on the commentary....

MOM??????


I WAS WATCHING IT.... NOT LISTENING TO IT..... DICKHEAD  👍

So was I and he still hardly got a mention.....

Thought you were finished with them (again) after we didn't sign Boalsie?

 mcl
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who is your black history month hero? on: October 21, 2020, 10:07:41 AM
These lads did a lot for racial integration

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sky News on: October 21, 2020, 10:05:22 AM
In 2016/17 Premier League players paid £1.1 BILLION in tax  mick



Probably add another few hundred mill onto that now

Source?

Made up numbers if no link

  :jackanory:
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