It’s not proper chicken

What is it  

IMPROPER CHICKEN

       

STEVE DEAD ON THE PATIO

DEAD MANS SHOES

BODYCOUNT: 1

BEER ME BOYS

       

       

Looked pretty decent first half and in second until the dozy Mackem fumbled an easy collect for a corner and we fell for the same move that Spain had already scored from against us.

We lucked out with his later fumbled Cruyff turn and Southgate brought on too many youngsters - I mean Chalobar FFS.

Complete gash

Still I finally have figured out the format for this competition which at least made for a good game instead of the usual benefit match friendlies

That's not what happened. The ball was already deflected out for a corner before Pickford made a mess of catching the ball. Didn't matter as it was already out of play.



Pickford was one of the main reasons we went 3 - 0 up. Obviously that daft turn he tried was stupid but fuck me what a tackle that was to stop the goal.



Chalobah coming on was weird but this had been planned for a long time. It's his reward for always making himself available for the U-21's. In reality, he shouldn't have been in the Squad.

He's been told over & over by anyone close to him that he's much better than he actually is. There's not much you can do with that. He has the skills to make a decent living out of the Sport, on the road. As long as he knows his role.






It's a shame about Ritson. He was thrown in on the deep side for next to no fucking reason.

       

2 - 0.



       

https://socceronsunday.com/article/the-great-keane-quiz/



       

Aitor’s side looks positively gung-ho in comparison 

       




We have to remember that Stuani only turned up when he could be arsed. Aitor didn't even want Stewy & Adomah was busy falling out with Aitor over who could be the biggest dickhead drama queen.



       

Kike Sola !

What the fuck was that about? Him & that Italian Keeper we got. Fucking strange.

I'd swap howson for a traffic cone

Not anymore. This Season he's been up there as one of our best performers.

Best defensive midfield player in the league. Lucky to have him.

       

Yes he has only got 37 goals in 140 odd appearances. Poor ratio for a striker

GOOD JOB WE HAVE GESTEDE*

 
















*ABOUT 4 IN 36 LEAGUE GAMES FOR BORO.  FUCK ME THAT'S SHIT.

       

Remove Ramirez & Rhodes as we got them in the January Window.



Apart from Dimi, i'd have much more faith in Aitor's Eleven.

Chalobah looks like he's improved a lot since he was loaned to us a few years ago, I'd have him back.

That was Nathaniel Chalobah's younger Brother.

Some posters have clearly forgotten the likes of Rotherham and Charlton away under Karanka.
In fact a whole premiership season.

Now that was SHAMBLES.

We have a solid team here, sure there is going to be poor games, there Always will be.

       

A word strikers.   Ive seen posters slagging Hugill and Brit, but look at the big picture, MFC is a disaster for ANY striker coming here.   Just look at the past to see that no striker has ever made an impact at Boro since Ravanelli !!  No matter how much we pay for them them.

Apart from the likes of Boksic, Viduka, Jimmy Floyd, the Yak & so on.



       

he will but the football is dire and the main issue is how he leaves the club at the end 

It's about getting Promotion & then making a solid effort at staying in the top League.

Personally I thought Friend and Shotton looked dodgy at times tonight and lost the ball in important positions. Friend is just too fucking slow. I also thought Britt was shite when he came on, lazy, slow performance, offside and a few needless fouls as usual. Other than that I pretty much agree with your ratings

Shotton had a bad night. Ipswich enjoyed themselves more on that side. Britt ran about stretching the game. He was caught offside because Besic was too slow in playing a simple ball.

[THE OFFICIAL 2018/19 COB PREDICTION LEAGUE:]

THE OFFICIAL 2018/19 COB PREDICTION LEAGUE:



After Game Thirteen & Fourteen (Away at Hull & Ipswich):




Bud - 13 Points




PoliteDwarf - 12 Points





Rids - 11 Points



Dicky - 10 Points




Jethro - 9 Points
Steve - 9 Points
CapsLock - 9 Points
TerryC - 9 Points
ccole - 9 Points





Tintin - 8 Points




TROLLSLAYER - 7 Points
CLEM - 7 Points
towz -  7 Points





Plaz - 6  Points
Pile - 6 Points





Crocket - 5 Points




Minge - 4 Points
martonmick - 4 Points
TeesvilleMonsoon - 4 Points
Jake Andrews - 4 Points
Acko - 4 Points
calamity - 4 Points




BigNasty -  3 Points
Tortured_Mind - 3 Points
Holgateoldskool - 3 Points






Monkeyman - 1 Point
duckyfuzz - 1 Point
gingerpig - 1 Point
Priv - 1 Point
jayjayb - 1 Point


Everyone else - 0 Points

[THE OFFICIAL 2018/19 COB PREDICTION LEAGUE:]

THE OFFICIAL 2018/19 COB PREDICTION LEAGUE:



After Game Eleven & Twelve (Home Game against Swansea & Away at Preston in the League Cup):




Bud - 12 Points




PoliteDwarf - 11 Points





Jethro - 9 Points
Dicky - 9 Points
Steve - 9 Points





CapsLock - 8 Points
Rids - 8 Points





TROLLSLAYER - 7 Points
Tintin - 7 Points







CLEM - 6 Points
Plaz - 6  Points
TerryC - 6 Points
Pile - 6 Points
ccole - 6 Points





Crocket - 5 Points




Minge - 4 Points
towz - 4 Points
martonmick - 4 Points
TeesvilleMonsoon - 4 Points
Jake Andrews - 4 Points




BigNasty -  3 Points
Tortured_Mind - 3 Points
Holgateoldskool - 3 Points
calamity - 3 Points
Acko - 3 Points






Monkeyman - 1 Point
duckyfuzz - 1 Point
gingerpig - 1 Point
Priv - 1 Point
jayjayb - 1 Point


Everyone else - 0 Points

Where did you find Kranky?

Outside Old Trafford reassuring his bestie it's all Pogba's fault.



   

       

[My Player Ratings For Our Game Away At Ipswich:]

My Player Ratings For Our Game Away At Ipswich:




Randolph - Top class save in the Second Half. Got a strong hand to it. Could have been the game changer we didn't want. Other than that he was pretty much a spectator.   7/10



Shotton - Poor decision making on the ball. 5/10



Ayala - Unlucky not to get the goal his performance deserved. Didn't fuck about when the ball required booting up the pitch. Always made himself available to get on the ball when Ipswich pressed efficiently.  8/10



Flint - Solid. Nothing else to add.  6/10




Friend - Defended down his side well. Almost scored a wonder goal on his weaker foot.   6/10




Besic - Driven forward to make the opening Goal for himself. Lovely composed finish. Tired in the Second Half.   7/10



Saville - It's difficult to get the ball off him. He's an intelligent Player. There's definitely more to come. 6/10



Howson - High level of pressing once again. Must be one of the fittest at the Club.  6/10



Downing - Lovely range of passing, winning back possession, grabbing a Goal. That's the Stewy Downing performance we know he has in him.   8/10




Braithwaite - Mostly quiet. The fancy touches wasn't quite working for Marty.  5/10



Hugill - I appreciate what he brings. It's nothing glamorous so far mind. I can't help but think Britt would have been much more of a threat tonight.  6/10





SUBS:




McNair - Made an impact. Liked what I saw.  6/10



Britt - Chased down everything. Desperate to pinch a goal. 6/10


McQueen - N/A

3 points in the bag against a poor side , Nice goals from Downing /Besic apart from that pretty shit game. no need for a detailed run down on that 1 

It's not been easy.



       

We had a ten minute spell in the Second Half where we had chances. Taking one of them would have killed this game.


Now we're waiting on the clock.

Almost Half Time. The game is lacking any sort of quality. Ipswich Supporters ironically cheering their first shot.

2 -0 up.


       



Have that you whinging cunts. Careful what you wish for.



       

Five minutes gone & both sides haven't a clue what to do with the ball.



       

0 - 0.




       

Hugill gets the nod over Britt  

Britt is third choice now big Rudy is back.



       

I’m backing Hugill to score in both halves @ 33/1  

       

THERE YOU GO I'VE SAID IT 

 

You're a big nanna's tit at times. We will smash the Carrot cruncher's, have a  on it 

       

Never a penalty.


       

We didn't play in a way that suited our line up. We need to be attacking more to earn set pieces. Very strange.

Yeh Tortured Mind is an interesting one a bit like Expo off FMTTM. Already sussed out half the  people on here too many clues given away or friends of friends.

I hope Mr Mind remains a mystery forever. It'll only be a disappointment.

       

WING NOT EVEN ON THE BENCH 

YUP

HE DESERVES A GAME/PLACE.

 

Who gives a fuck if we're top of the League.


       

1 - 2.



       

I liked this one. Still got it somewhere 

Reminds me of Willie Falconer for some reason 

It's fucking hideous.

       

Who's the woman on SSN doing that match, shes the worse pundit I've ever seen, she has no idea which Manchester club is playing and hasn't the foggiest who half the players are.

2-2

Kelly Smith. Woeful.



       

Good job we didn't need Dimi to save any penalties, he was fucking dreadful tonight time has definitely caught up with him and it answers the question to why we brought Lonergan in.

Acko with PD on his shoulders would have more use than Dimi tonight.


       

HE CAN TAKE CORNERS GREAT AT SET PIECES GOOD PASSER OF THE BALL
SINCE HE AS BEEN LEFT OUT OF THE TEAM WE LOOK SHITE
I THINK WE HAVE WASTED A LOT OF MONEY  ON BESHIT 

Never understood the obsession with Besic. Hoping to be proven wrong.

JUST BACK FROM A INJURY AND YOU CUNTS EXPECT A FUCKING HAT TRICK
HIM AND HUGILL WILL BE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH
MARK MY WORDS 

WHAT AS?

BOUNCERS?

 

       

Lovely Goal from young Tav.


       

1 - 0.


       

Mine was great until I tried to park it in the shed.

       

Two girls on a checkout in Croydon.

"You can always tell the married fellas from the single fellas" One says to the other

"Well, how do you do that?"

"Watch this"

Smalltown comes up with his shopping. He's got one sausage, one rasher of bacon, one egg, one tomato and one tin of beans.

She says to him "Yer a single fella ain't you?"

"How did you know that?"

"'Cause yer a right ugly cunt!"

       

I WOULD LOVE IT TO BE BRUCE AND HIS SIDE KICK UNCLE FESTER THE SPY 

Fuck that. Eyes & ears Agnew will end up back here.


       

       

Dear God  if Joshua in his prime can't beat a 39 year old Russian with only a big left hook in his armoury, he doesn't deserve to be in a ring.

A 39 year old now without his 'help'. A couple years back this Fight would have been very interesting. Now it should be a relatively simple Joshua Win by referee Stoppage. Povetkin to go down swinging.

There we go.


       




Joshua Winning went from betting odds of 1/10 to 2/7 in play.