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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What planet are they from? on: December 11, 2019, 09:12:11 AM
Mars Rover?
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another incident on London Bridge on: November 30, 2019, 03:38:15 PM
I think they should charge that guy with possession of a narwhal tusk. Could have put someone's eye out.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Handball Rule on: November 26, 2019, 07:37:32 PM
Dumb and hanging out of his arse dumber. Here is an "explanation" about the rule -

Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental.

The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player.

Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.

If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.

IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding.

It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.

So, unnatural mentioned, arm/hand above head mentioned, goal scored even accidentally using hand mentioned.

If you're going to post on my threads try not to be stupid hey? I know it's the default position for at least one of you   
Calamity's quote is not from the Laws of the Game - it's from a Premier League office junior's interpretation of IFAB's interpretation of the changes in the laws of the game. And it's wrong - intent is still part of the handball rule but it's no longer a necessary condition. https://www.premierleague.com/news/1263332
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who should UK racists vote for? on: November 26, 2019, 07:18:59 PM
Since the Muslim council of Britain has condemned the Conservative Party I'll be voting for them 
I didn't realise the Muslim Council had put up candidates.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sweden - where social justice is more important than actual justice on: November 22, 2019, 09:44:24 PM

Ultra nationalist
Hardline authoritarian
Hate gays, minorities and the disabled.

Sounds like a manifesto for COB

6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: OUR LASSES OLD FELLA... on: November 13, 2019, 11:00:49 PM
Sad to hear for you and your lass.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE SOUTHERN CROSS AND THE BRUNNIES on: November 09, 2019, 07:39:04 PM
or chatting to Woodgate's dad in the aether.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE SOUTHERN CROSS AND THE BRUNNIES on: November 09, 2019, 07:37:22 PM
Probably rolling around in the car park
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why the fcuk is this fight PPV on: November 09, 2019, 03:22:17 PM
PPVs aren't always aimed at the purist sports fan. I wouldn't PPV for Fury vs Wilder but I would for Steph McGovern vs Jacob Ress-Mogg.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 300 PHEASANTS TODAY... on: November 07, 2019, 07:54:12 PM
A good day's forelock tugging.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hands up, who is voting for Corbyn to be leader of the UK? on: November 05, 2019, 04:49:08 PM
 :like: Excellent link Plaz https://www.thecanary.co/global/world-analysis/2018/08/06/jewish-support-and-solidarity-for-corbyns-position-on-israel-is-growing-globally/
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Morrisey - f*ck the Guardian on: October 28, 2019, 11:55:30 PM
Apax partners do not own the Scott Trust Limited. They bought Trader Media (mainly Autotrader) from the Scott Trust and it is that pot of cash which, in part, underwrites the Guardian Media Groups losses.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 39 BROWN BREAD.... on: October 23, 2019, 11:07:22 AM
They may have come via Bulgaria. I'd be surprised if they were Bulgarian as they're in the EU.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 4 OLD BILL IN PARIS STABBED TO DEATH... on: October 03, 2019, 05:49:38 PM
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tiananman Square. on: October 01, 2019, 03:46:33 PM
Give them all British passports when we leave the EU
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 8th Biggest In The UK on: October 01, 2019, 03:42:49 PM
Like them or loathe them, the Mackem board ReadyToGo is much busier than all the boro boards put together.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This term Gammon, is it racist? on: September 29, 2019, 10:46:34 PM
I propose that we call middle-aged white people with authoritarian tendencies, a proclivity for the suppression of alternative views, enthusiasm for banning any activities they disapprove of and a florid complexion, 'rednoses'. Who could object to that?
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: In Japan on: September 22, 2019, 10:52:54 AM
He could offer part exchange. I'm sure there must be a market for Thunder's arse curtains amongst the legions of Japanese perverts
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHICH POLITICIAN DID I ONCE SEE AT CATTERICK RACES ??? on: September 21, 2019, 07:05:33 PM
Robert Mugabe?
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football hate crime up 47% - claims the BBC on: September 20, 2019, 06:06:40 PM
The article is very poorly written, drawing unwarranted conclusions from the evidence it presents. It's probably knocked out by a pimply intern but you'd hope the BBC would have some form of editorial supervision.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The elite is guilty of treason on: September 20, 2019, 05:57:48 PM
Roger Scruton's Dictionary of Political Thought was probably the most useful book I ever bought in the pre-internet days
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The elite is guilty of treason on: September 18, 2019, 08:14:44 PM
It is absolutely brilliant, whatever side of the Brexit debate you're on.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy backs Boris on: September 09, 2019, 10:53:12 PM
Most of them can't spell 'X'.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: UK Yellow vest leader arrested for protesting on: September 03, 2019, 06:06:47 PM
Another professional beggar a la TR.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is this porogation of Parliament really that unusual? on: August 29, 2019, 11:22:40 PM
It is very unusual when it's spelt porogation.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FACES THAT MAKE YOU on: August 29, 2019, 11:19:08 PM
Ben Elton
Piers Morgan
Hugh Grant
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WEE GORD OVER THE ROAD IS A POMPOUS TIT !!! on: August 28, 2019, 09:50:43 PM
Banned during walletgate by personal request that I had no wish to share a board with baddad. (the actual phrase was 'a cunt like you').
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The most arrogant comment Ive ever read on: August 27, 2019, 02:48:04 PM
Steve may live in London but his musical tastes mean he will be forever a woollyback.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: AT LAST SOME COMMON SENSE !!! on: August 21, 2019, 05:37:33 PM
Did Ariana order parmo?
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: dirty nan bread c*nt on: August 17, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
She could have been reading COB out loud whilst drunk.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Greta Thunberg on: August 16, 2019, 02:01:48 PM
Bob - "Like I told you, science works like this - conduct a study, form a hypothesis, conducts tests to either prove or disprove and then publish the results"
You don't understand the scientific method. Scientific hypotheses can be falsified but can never be proved true.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WELCOME TO HOLLAND LEE on: August 15, 2019, 09:55:51 PM
He is used to shitholes.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BYE BYE BORO... on: August 13, 2019, 10:14:25 PM
It always breaks down with 2 simultaneous users.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 6 year old thrown off 10th floor balcony on: August 06, 2019, 12:40:46 AM
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chatting to Gary in the brunners on: August 04, 2019, 12:11:08 AM
Billy Balfour  :like: :like: :like:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump/Bojo combo on: July 27, 2019, 09:28:04 PM
There is no chance of a trade deal with a hard border. Congress will block anything which threatens the GFA.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Working class men worshipping the Eton lot on: July 26, 2019, 05:18:36 PM
It's called an argument from authority (argumentum ad verecundiam) and is usually resorted to when you are losing an argument and running out of ammo.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: F@CKS SAKE JUST GET RID OF THE $HITHOUSE C@NT !!! on: July 21, 2019, 01:07:49 PM
"He's had a sickness and diarrhoea bug which can't be helped," said Woodgate. (Gazette)
Braithwaite has shat himself for the third year running.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CABBAGE HEAD... on: July 15, 2019, 08:12:26 PM
No it's rather legumist.
No its not - it's brassican.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: nine months for tommy on: July 12, 2019, 08:46:47 AM
From today's Sun

STEPHEN Yaxley-Lennon isn’t a journalist. He’s a thug, an extremist, and he nearly collapsed a grooming gang trial. A freedom fighter, a free speech campaigner? Rubbish. He’s a grandstanding idiot who stirs up anti-Muslim hatred in the sewers of social media. As for his commitment to reporting, after he was sent down yesterday his supporters attacked reporters.“Tommy” claims to speak for Britain. But his intolerant, ugly vision for this great modern country isn’t one that we’ve got the slightest bit of interest in. And the public have already given their verdict on him. After all, he stood for election earlier this year. When he received a whopping two per cent of the vote — and lost his deposit.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / juninho article on: July 11, 2019, 06:23:23 PM
No parmos were injured in the writing of this article.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump draining our swamp. on: July 10, 2019, 07:36:21 PM
Boris on Trump:

“I think Donald Trump is clearly out of his mind,” Johnson, who was at the time the mayor of London, said of then-candidate Trump’s 2015 call to ban Muslims from entering the United States. In response to the Republican hopeful’s early criticisms of London, which Trump erroneously described as having “no-go areas” teeming with Islamic extremism, Johnson said Trump betrayed “a quite stupefying ignorance that makes him, frankly, unfit to hold the office of president of the United States.”

On the prospect of a Trump visit to London, Johnson said he would welcome the president, “except that I wouldn’t want to expose Londoners to any unnecessary risk of meeting Donald Trump.”
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Merkel on: July 10, 2019, 07:28:39 PM
Johnny still would.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jeremy Hunt on: July 09, 2019, 09:18:29 PM
Jeremy Cunt looks suspiciously like Gordon Brittas.
I was just about to post that!
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy on: July 06, 2019, 10:34:42 AM
I would expect a sentence towards the more serious end of the scale. TR already had a previous suspended sentence for contempt. The presiding judge in the earlier case spelt out to TR the likely consequences of any further contempt. Despite this TR then committed a more serious and egregious contempt. He can hardly complain he wasn't warned.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LUXURY CAR BRANDS THREAD ON BOREME on: July 04, 2019, 08:28:43 PM
He has been thoroughly rumbled. He might flee back here, pursued by hounds.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chemical Brothers on: June 30, 2019, 12:14:11 PM
The visuals for the Chemical Brothers set were the best I've ever seen.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Upgrade Tonight on: June 26, 2019, 09:51:07 PM
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris on: June 24, 2019, 05:55:51 PM

Max Hastings elaborates on Boris's shortcomings
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve Fookin Gibson on: June 01, 2019, 10:09:05 AM
Red  Steel  :like: :like: :like:
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