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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No idea why on: January 13, 2018, 11:09:57 PM
Just a brief update...

Still in intensive care but likely she’ll pull through. Her injuries are pretty much as bad as can be but no brain damage.

The doctors say there’s hope and she’s fighting back.

My wife is proving to be a very strong women while I’m a blubbering wreck.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best thing about the Asian subcontinent on: January 13, 2018, 11:03:55 PM
This heated bidet seat things in Korea are a joy to sit on. They play a little tune too after blow drying your ring piece.


3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / No idea why on: January 11, 2018, 11:28:15 PM
I’m posting my heart out to strangers but....

My adopted daughter very nearly succeeded in killing herself yesterday. She failed her uni entrance exam and in true Asian fashion tried to save face.

She might not make it through surgery but if so she’s never going to walk again.

I won’t be around for a while but I’ll check in over the weekend.

I just ask that if you believe in God then have a word with him for our girl.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARTLEPOOL UNITED on: January 10, 2018, 11:43:05 PM
The club helped us out but the fans have no love for the Boro all.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jack Hatfields. on: January 09, 2018, 10:44:16 PM
My Dad bought me my first football boots from there when I was aged about five or something . A pair of ‘cotton oxfords’ that I used to clean and put dubbin on every night. I still remember the smell of them now.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do people still make dirty phone calls? on: January 09, 2018, 10:40:33 PM
We used to hang around Acklam shops as teens and some dirty bastard from one of flats opposite used to call the phone boxes and say filthy stuff to us. Should have really told the police as he was obviously a sex case but we played along with him.


7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Blind faith is a pokey bum wanker? on: January 09, 2018, 02:56:41 PM
Took some work that Mr Thunder   :tp3:

http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?board=12.0
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 09, 2018, 10:44:50 AM
I live in a country where a bloke knocking his wife about has only just become an issue.


They ‘banned’ corporal punishment in schools here a few years ago. But it can be dished out if a child’s parents express that it’s okay for their child to get beaten by a teacher with a bamboo stick.

9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your immediate reaction to Pulis on: January 08, 2018, 02:32:24 PM
He’s what we needed after McClaren left.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 4 nil on: January 08, 2018, 08:57:23 AM
Test Cricket is becoming so predictable nowadays.

We really need to switch back to uncovered pitches IMO.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I this someone from COB? on: January 07, 2018, 12:59:21 PM
Jizz everywhere.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I this someone from COB? on: January 07, 2018, 10:15:51 AM
Lots of people jealous of the young lad with all the birds. Interesting. The way they express their jealousy is showing a lot of repressed homosexuality too. Not as interesting. There seem quite a few on here ashamed with their inner gay thoughts so they have to "butch up"


No jealousy here like.

I've wanked over all four of them tonight.


 :like:

Four separate wanks or one big one?
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Long ball watch on: January 06, 2018, 11:59:37 PM
The first goal was some very nice attacking link up play  :tp3:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Runners, cyclists and gym rats.... on: January 06, 2018, 12:46:30 PM
I bet you look a right daft cunt with them on like.




 

And?

15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Runners, cyclists and gym rats.... on: January 06, 2018, 12:24:37 PM
I bought a pair of these today and I'm really impressed...

https://aftershokz.com/products/trekz-air


The sound isn't 'Bose' like but they do a great job of letting you listen to some music while not being shut off from the outside world. Really good for when I'm out on a training ride as I can blast out some Chas n Dave.


16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Football Pools on: January 05, 2018, 09:18:05 AM
My great grandfather (a Japanese immigrant) won £18,000 on it back in the early 60s. That's over a quarter million nowadays.

His daughter (my nan) got fook all of the winnings and everything was left to the males in the family.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not getting a ST next year on: January 02, 2018, 05:27:53 AM
I actually think this is the first time myself and Capio have disagreed about the Boro. IMO,  :tp1: is the right man for the job and will get us where we desire to be.

After that, fook knows.


18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Not getting a ST next year on: January 02, 2018, 05:25:43 AM
I had one in 2005/06 but still couldn't get a ticket for the UEFA Cup final that year!

 Gibbo out !!!
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Happy New Year COB on: January 01, 2018, 09:37:17 AM
Completely dead I heard.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Happy New Year COB on: December 31, 2017, 11:38:26 PM
It's like the future init?  :tp2:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Happy New Year COB on: December 31, 2017, 11:13:59 PM
Well 2018 is seven hours old and I was asleep for all of them.


All the best to everyone  :beer:
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Man U on: December 31, 2017, 12:04:50 AM
I don't mind Jose but I can't abide the glory hunting fans.

I met a real Man Utd (from Manchester) here a while back. He was singing Manure songs whilst pissed in a bar and I told him to shut the fuck up. We had a bit of banter about the Boro being shit nowadays and then we discovered that we'd sat about 20 yards apart from each other in the 92/93 season at Ayresome. I was in the East End seats and he was in that little strip of visitor's seats for the game in which Bernie scored his last goal for us.

Cool story eh?
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 7 Grand a month on: December 30, 2017, 05:12:27 AM
I earn a million a week ....




In Korean Won  :alf:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 7 Grand a month on: December 30, 2017, 12:55:01 AM
Lids wouldn’t get off his £50 notes stuffed mattress for that pittance.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JAMES MORRISON.... on: December 30, 2017, 12:51:49 AM
What irked me the most was that we sold a solid player (turned out to be very decent) who was a product of our much lauded academy and replaced him with utter shite.

I think he had a lot more heart and ability than those two French puffs Alidire and Dickard.


26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: So what are we all doing for new year? on: December 29, 2017, 04:26:11 AM
Looking after my wife who’s got the flu. It’s our wedding anniversary too today and I’m doing bloody housework and shit.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Welcome limerick for Big Tony on: December 28, 2017, 09:39:55 AM
THERE WAS A HAIRY FACED WEASEL CALLED RON
WHO'S HOUSE...IT'S CLEANING PRODUCTS HAD NONE
THE DUST IN HIS DRUM
WAS LIKE SHIT COMING OUT YA BUM
BUT THE DIRTY CUNT NEVER GIVE A FUCK

 :meltdown:

Who's - whose
It's - its

For a billy bullshitter who claims to own everything, you certainly struggle to define ownership grammatically. 
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: new sponsor on: December 27, 2017, 11:47:35 PM
Best kit we’ve had was the Hummel one.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Last Jedi on: December 27, 2017, 11:46:24 PM
Yep, pretty average at best.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / A few baggies fans signing up on here... on: December 26, 2017, 11:36:02 PM
Must be to wish big TP all the very best.


31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JAMES MORRISON.... on: December 26, 2017, 11:34:00 PM
The fool that let Morrison go for peanuts is now the England manager. I think every Boro fan could see that the lad was a decent top flight footballer but hey ho.


32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Vape tanks on: December 26, 2017, 02:28:13 PM
Going to give one of these a try, so If anyone knows what’s what about these, can you p.m me your recommendations .
I’ve tried the e-cig pen type , but I don’t get the hit , so I’ll be wanting to try the tank things.
Cheers  :beer:

Korean guys have the huge ones that blow out some power. I was off my tits on the nicotine when I tied it. 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Get Behind Pulis! on: December 26, 2017, 02:19:31 PM
Weren’t you in the navy  :matty: monkey
No.

Will that stop you flirting with me?

Real men like me and Robbso join the Navy. Puffs like Goldby and Pile become crabfats.


34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If I was AK on: December 26, 2017, 03:34:09 AM
He’d probably get stuck in traffic again.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Its on: December 25, 2017, 08:00:00 AM
https://youtu.be/rv0EqYQ43nQ

He’ll do for me  :alastair:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS LIDS on: December 25, 2017, 05:26:26 AM
Laughing at him one presumes.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Its on: December 25, 2017, 12:19:36 AM
Hi guys, Baggie fan in peace, my god I cannot believe the news, your club is too good to be managed by the biggest footballing dinasour ever, this man will kill your club stone dead, alienate the fans and provide the most boring football you have ever seen. Be prepared for any players that have an ounce of skill or guile in them to be bombed out, proper full backs will be displaced by 6 foot plus centre halfs, the midfield will consist of three defensive midfielders. Also players will be played out of position he loves square pegs in round holes. You will then be ready for 22-25% possession every week relying on set pieces and corners.
Only mediocre players that conform to the Pulis way and work aaaard ( working aaaard is a saying you will hear over and over) will play and God forbid Mr Gibson giving the arsehole any money to spend, any money spent will be totally wasted.
I really feel for you guys we had three years of the tosser making us one of the most hated sides in the Prem, he left us in a total mess and the poor sod Pardew is trying to pick up the pieces.
Best of luck guys and a Merry Christmas to you all.


Did you see us under play under Karanka last season?
He set out to lose every game 1-0 for the sake of the precious goal difference.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Happy Christmas one and all on: December 25, 2017, 12:11:58 AM
Peace and goodwill to you & yours 
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who Do You Fancy? on: December 24, 2017, 03:55:42 PM
We were dull as ditchwater under Karanka and for the majority of McClarens time in charge.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best & worst Boro managers on: December 24, 2017, 01:49:26 AM
When he was caretaker ?

He filled in for a few months and we finished 17th in the old second division .
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tony Pulis up next... on: December 24, 2017, 01:32:04 AM
Should have went for Big Sam in the summer.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best & worst Boro managers on: December 24, 2017, 01:29:39 AM
I was born in 1975 so his first stint as Boro boss was a little hazy shall we say.
I do recall him coming back as caretaker but he didn't move any trees did he?
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Best & worst Boro managers on: December 24, 2017, 12:41:27 AM
In my lifetime...

Best
1) Bruce Ricoh - the saviour of our club
2 ) Terry Venables - made Steve Vickers look like a premier league defender, some achievement
3 ) Steve McClaren - for all his faults, he did bring home the bacon

Worst
1) Gordon Strachan - totally clueless and spent a bloody fortune on rubbish
2 ) Gareth Southgate - couldn’t motivate himself to have a wank
3 ) Gary Monk  - six months as boss and no idea of his best 11 or ideal formation.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tony Pulis up next... on: December 24, 2017, 12:29:11 AM
My Korean next door neighbour is ITK
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Tony Pulis up next... on: December 24, 2017, 12:20:18 AM
Big noises coming that way  GM4
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Braun series 9 shaver on: December 23, 2017, 03:03:16 PM
Series 5 are very good
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Drink drivers on: December 22, 2017, 12:14:14 AM
The only time I’ve ever driven drunk was along a mud track by a river in Georgia. I was driving the chief of police’s car home while he was pissed up with his mates ( all coppers) in the back.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New phone time on: December 20, 2017, 11:16:22 PM
Battery life on iphones is shit, you are lucky to get 8 hours from a full battery, and they shut down at 20%

 :wanker:

As said above, you need to get that phone looked at.
My 7 lasts well over 24 hours off a single charge.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CoB message board myths on: December 19, 2017, 11:25:47 PM
His memoirs were curtailed when the aforementioned bad dad threatened him with comments of stealing money from fmttm. Fucking class this place  


They also reckon I hacked their board during the winter of 2010 when I actually had no internet due to BT being shite.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / CoB message board myths on: December 19, 2017, 07:54:34 AM
Two of my favourites were....

The alcoholic bus driver who used to post on here and a certain poster working for Eailing Council.
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