Last time I was in there was Christmas Day 2008.

He wasn't a Rear Admiral, he was only a three ringer.


Which film were you watching?

I thought it was bloody marvellous.

If this is going to be the norm, then they need to revert to uncovered pitches.
Once the shine goes off these pink balls, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Wonder what they're up to nowadays?
They still surely can't be parading around bollock naked all the time.

Too close to Flarism to be a Flar character, no?

Norwich away 88/89 season.

It is a joke.
If only that cock piss of an admin would do something about all the racism.

It's bad enough when opposition fans spell Middlesbrough incorrectly but one of our very own ra-ras doing likewise! 

A ban is on the cards for Mr Manager 

English, Irish, Scottish, French, Norwegian.....

Heinz 57 varieties.

 

Any gay in there ?

We've been offered him on loan for a 4 million fee!
I'd snap their bloody hands off for that as he's smash this league.

My parents were born in England but grandparents and beyond are from all over the place.

Is this one of those 'gender fluid' things again?

You're heading for a shit ton of abuse there Pile lad.

I broadly agree with you as it happens but I'm not a dyed in the wool royalist.

I'm currently visiting family in Hiroshima, but I live in Chiba.  Just on the border with Tokyo.

How's Korea?

It's a holiday on Tuesday when they celebrate liberation from the Japanese.
I'm 1/4 Japanese on my fathers side but I keep that quiet round these parts.

Lying bastard.


I've just been sent proof that you were not there but in fact snorting ket of a swan's back in Albert Park.

What a fucking shower of shite.

Thanks for the advice fellas.
Working thus far but one of my tiels is right off his game.

Whereabouts in Japan are you?

I'm on the South Coast of Korea so not too far from you.

What times he going on the barbecue?

It's a beagle/corgi cross.


We got the pads with it and it's pissing on them no bother. I've took it out a couple of times for a dump but it just sniffs the grass and doesn't do anything.


It's only five months so it's getting there.

brought it home and the cockatiels went fucking crazy.

Feathers everywhere.


Anyway, how does one stop the dog shitting everywhere?

I'll have a word with the other admins.

Account no longer exists....... GUEST

So maybe he's requested to delete account and it's been accepted...... even though that's against the rules of COB

What the fook do you know?

You can't decide if you've been banned or had your password changed by unseen powers.

......insults directed towards peoples wives.

 

Cowardly way to go on and admin want fuckin shooting for letting it all go on.

The paedo stuff is particularly bad taste. Fans of other teams looking on here must think we enjoy going on about fucking kids.

 

Don't want any part of this weird behaviour. One or two need a long look at themselves.

Matty has hit the nail on the head on this thread.
You give as good as you get ref bringing up people's families and deliberately cause as much shit on here as possible.

Where are we going to play him ?

Fook me, that was exciting.

I've stopped using Kodi altogether these days by downloading and installing two apps...

Mobdro
Terrarium tv

Both have everything I need with the latter being fantastic for boxsets.

How was the stream ?

I went through almost every sports channel I could find but the Boro game wasn't on. There was three championship games on Bein Sports but not us. In the end I couldn't be arsed after Wolves scored and I'd been pissing about trying to get my Korean credit card to work on their site.

Sports Devil on Kodi has it listed by VIP Box.

Nothing on any schedule thus far.

I may pay Wolves a fiver to get it on.

In fairness Cattermole improved after he left, but still the utter fannnies Southgate filled the squad with was criminal.

It's 30c here at 08:43.

I believe it hit the 40s yesterday but I still saw some crazy bastards wearing jackets.

Why would I ban TM? The guy's hilarious .

Btw those of you who messaged Steve slagging me off because you wrongly claim that I've banned you. I get those messages too.

I tell you all when I ban somebody because it's such a rare event that it really needs lauding to high heaven.

The boss of Samsung Life Insurance here in Busan has just given me a ride in his Jaguar XE.


Not a bad motor at all but I'm not sure about the automatic version that this was. No real bite to the engine unlike my Hyundai Tuscani 2.7 elisa which would wipe the floor with anything  

The poor guy kept asking me if this was 'James Bond's car'. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he needs to spend a lot more to achieve that particular look.

The club are missing a trick here.
I've got an android box but would happily pay the club a few quid to watch the games in HQ.
As it stands they're losing money because many expat fans like me who don't have the copyright nazis chasing them, will do likewise.

1977/78 (Stan Cummins)

1982/83 (Stephen Bell)

1984/86 (Don O'Riordan)


I thought all of the Errea shirts were bloody awful.

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Middlesbrough/Middlesbrough.htm

Primary school and then skipped a few years because I was a lazy twat and I didn't think I was any good at all. I picked it back up again in the Navy and discovered I was much better than I believed myself to be.

I can/could certainly hold my own at cricket, boxing and any form of running discipline.  

This thread title reads like rhyming slang for for sitting watching porn all night.

1) being message board admin
2) removing coral banners
3) UK cyber stalking laws

I know of a guy in the Navy who got trooped (disciplined) for that very act. He claimed he was hoovering out his pockets before a kit inspection.

Problem being was that was was wearing the trousers at the time.

Depends on whether I use my full name.

The shortened version bring up a Jewish lawyer in The States.

I'm thinking we'll smash it


Boro 3 - 0

I've no idea how a player who has been through a club's academy cannot pass a ball 10 yards.

I thought that Christie looked decent and got well forward.

Nice stream.

The club site is daffy ducked I think.

For the last fucking time.....


You spammed the board with fair reason but it still happened.

I didn't know the reasoning behind your spamming of the board till Capio told me that somebody posted pics of your wife.

I'd already hit the ban trigger, but then messaged with an apology and asked who you think 'MTR' is and why they're targeting you.

MTR is not Capio, unless he's using two different types of OS and variable IP addresses and happens to be suffering from Munchausen syndrome by proxy. 

The reason why Capio wasn't banned was because he didn't clog up the board. If he did he would have been placed on the naughty step while I try to figure out the who the what and the why.

I've actually tried to fucking help you this week by spending my own time looking at IP addresses and what not because some of your accusations have been of a criminal nature.

Contrary to popular myth only one poster was banned this week and this was due posting unsolicited pictures of other posters wives.

I've been busy this week, in the real world and not this microcosm of nutjobs. Hence, I had to act swiftly and decisively regards the shit storm on Tuesday.  

I also needed to speak to two posters regards the way this place was heading.

Furthermore, a few (3) posters have also complained about all this nasty stuff and accusations of stalking.

It's very disturbing to people who have no axe to grind on here.


Remember when Lenin was driving people away with his obsessive postings?
Yep, some of you have become as bad as that.


It's an internet message board for Middlesbrough fans. It's not a place to follow, harass and deliberately shit stir other posters.

There's very few rules on here but posting pics obtained by sneaky cunt means or personal info are things that won't wash. Contacting other posters employers is also just downright batshit crazy and that's added to the list too.

Please take a deep breath, count to 30 and think about what you're posting before clicking post.


Now fuck off and leave me alone so I can enjoy my weekend.  

Ian Botham

itunes on your computer, then you just drag and drop the files straight into the app 

Turn bluetooth and send via airplay.