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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liddle towers Vs the pink ponce on: September 13, 2019, 07:38:14 AM
Both decent lads and a million miles away from their internet persona.



I'd bum both of them.  :lenin:

2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHERE ARE YOU ??? on: September 09, 2019, 07:36:17 AM
vvanking my tits off
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I have accumulated £97 quids worth of rail vouchers since May on: September 07, 2019, 07:40:13 AM
due to late trains and what not.


Reckon I'll have enough for the Eurostar to Paris before New Year.


Fuck nationalisation and  :steptoe:....viva la capitalism
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New poster on: September 07, 2019, 07:36:40 AM
Hi everybody. Im a new poster on here so thought i would introduce myself.

The name is Kenny (never registered before) but i have been a lurker for ages (been waiting for approval for eons) so feel like it wont take long to get to know you all.

Cheers fellas.

I'm sure it took the admins about 2 weeks to approve my account, probably ly wish they hadn't bothered now....

We like to thoroughly stalk you on social media before approving.


Love the holiday snaps btw.

5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: False teeth on: September 05, 2019, 07:41:03 AM
Getting a set of molar dentures soon.

6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DEFFO A NO DEAL THEN 👍 on: September 02, 2019, 02:33:33 PM
Looks like the election will be announced today. November 7th is the rumour from political hacks.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Karma Police on: August 31, 2019, 01:46:28 PM
A lass with a Hitler hairdo would be bang ugly
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your favourite portrayal of the devil.. on: August 31, 2019, 08:04:17 AM
The fella shagging Mia Farrow in Rosemaryís baby.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MP S HAVE HAD 3 YEARS TO SORT THIS..... on: August 29, 2019, 07:27:54 AM
Theyíve lost four days in total.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BORIS HAS MADE A DECISION !!! on: August 29, 2019, 07:13:17 AM
I managed all day not to get into a political argument on social media over this.

Then..
As I was in bed reading Twitter, I noticed a magic grandpa loving remoaner tell us that 'the only places that voted brexit were the Tory shires.'

His mantra was that good old working class, salt of the earth, Labour voters couldn't do something as nasty as vote for brexit.

Condescending prick.


I voted remain but on my return to Teesside I understood why it turned its back on the status quo. It's been left to rot by countless administrations and has seemingly been the dumping ground of the EU.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BORIS HAS MADE A DECISION !!! on: August 28, 2019, 06:17:16 PM
Excellent piece here ...

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-08-28/mps-have-themselves-to-blame-for-how-johnson-is-marginalising-them-writes-robert-peston/

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD MORNING !!! on: August 28, 2019, 07:10:28 AM
Iím having rum and leper for breakfast.


Fuck you
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARE YOU ON YER SECOND PINT YET ??? on: August 26, 2019, 11:32:01 AM
Had two coffees and a cinnamon swirl.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben Stokes on: August 26, 2019, 07:42:51 AM
"When Stokes needed to swing he swung. When he needed to switch-hit Nathan Lyon into the Western Terrace for six he did so. When he needed to knock the ball for two he did it and when he needed to take singles he did that too. I've never seen anything like that"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-7393179/Ashes-2019-Ben-Stokes-smartness-unbeaten-135-run-haul-Australia-look-devoid-ideas.html
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben Stokes on: August 25, 2019, 05:15:30 PM
As an apprentice I was fortunately to have been working only 2 miles from home when Botham, ably supported by Graeme Dilley, let rip in 1981, so managed to watch the majority of it live. This tops that by a fucking mile!

I was at Headingley for the entire test in 2001. Never thought itíd be bested.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben Stokes on: August 25, 2019, 04:50:37 PM
Never seen anything like it. The ladís an absolute gem .
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHERE ARE YOU ??? on: August 24, 2019, 06:18:32 PM
Laid on my rack watching Brokeback Mountain.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: local info for trip to Bristol next Saturday on: August 24, 2019, 11:38:24 AM
Tempted as Iíve not done Aston Gate since the refurb.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANY SLOBBERKNOCKERS ON ERE ? on: August 24, 2019, 10:19:47 AM
lost
Had a lie in as I was up late last night.


Defending the country is a job for heroes.
That's you fucked then. :basil:

Proper fucked?
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANY SLOBBERKNOCKERS ON ERE ? on: August 24, 2019, 09:10:06 AM
Had a lie in as I was up late last night.


Defending the country is a job for heroes.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alveolar osteitis on: August 22, 2019, 10:58:35 AM
I donít pay as Iím in the military.


Sadly my dentist is off on draft so I wonít see her again unless somebody kindly kicks my teeth in.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD MORNING !!! on: August 21, 2019, 07:31:00 AM
The tooth has gone and left a barren hole which is exposing the nerve  :gaz: :gaz: :gaz: :gaz: :gaz:

I need a shit before I go over.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alveolar osteitis on: August 21, 2019, 07:30:02 AM
The assistant isn't half as pretty or ladylike as the dentist.

I think she fancies me too.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOOD MORNING !!! on: August 21, 2019, 07:22:52 AM
Feel like fucking shite. Back to the dentists again as soon as I've checked in with work.



25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW COME TOWERSY HAS BECOME SHY AND RESERVED ??? !!! on: August 20, 2019, 08:05:29 PM
GOOD GRAFTER LIDS  :like:
WORKED WITH HIM YEARS AGO
A BIT LIKE ME  mcl



Both thicker than a submarine door

Submarines don't have doors. They're called hatches.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Boro v Wigan in 1987 on: August 20, 2019, 03:53:44 PM
To this day Iím convinced that Archie Stephenís header crossed the line.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mindhunter Season 2 on: August 20, 2019, 07:40:10 AM
Episode 7 is next for me.


Brian is definitely a basket case in the making.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will the country riot? on: August 19, 2019, 05:33:36 PM
White riot, I wanna riot, a riot of my own.

 :lenin:
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Alveolar osteitis on: August 19, 2019, 05:32:52 PM
or dry socket for you oiks.


I'm in bloody agony but on the plus side my dentist is very attractive.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Jon Venables on: August 19, 2019, 07:42:40 AM
One loathes to go all Daily Mail and shouty but...

This excuse of a human being has shown he has serious character defects and shouldn't be set free in his lifetime.

How many more chances is he going to get?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7370139/James-Bulgers-killer-Jon-Venables-freed-child-porn-sentence-WEEKS.html
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ENGLANDS OPENING BATSMEN..... on: August 18, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
You been reading my Twitter?
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Away Game Blackburn on: August 17, 2019, 09:24:31 AM
1-0 to the Rovers.

Boro will miss a hat full of chances while playing pretty patterns.
Vickers will be pleased.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Chichester on: August 17, 2019, 09:22:05 AM
I will be cycling there and back today.

If I'd known the weather was going to be decent I'd have grabbed that spare ticket for the Edrich stand at Lord's.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARE YOU IN THE POOB ??? on: August 16, 2019, 09:47:50 AM
Give us a kiss and Iíll tell yer
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Creekit on: August 16, 2019, 09:33:32 AM
He needs to make the batsmen play a little more.


Broad bowled beautifully yesterday and I think could grab half a dozen today.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Succession - Sky Atlantic on: August 16, 2019, 09:32:03 AM
Better than Red Dragon if a little less polished.


Red Dragon is the best of the Lecter books IMO
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARE YOU IN THE POOB ??? on: August 16, 2019, 09:30:49 AM
They have a fine selection of gin but I stick to the BACARDI Oro (Gold).


I'm not homosexual.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Creekit on: August 16, 2019, 09:28:24 AM
Probably get a full morning in and an hour after lunch.

There's severe weather hitting the South East from about 14:00.


Hopefully the lights will be on and it'll swing.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Succession - Sky Atlantic on: August 16, 2019, 09:25:13 AM
Brian Cox was the first actor to play Hannibal Lecter.

40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARE YOU IN THE POOB ??? on: August 16, 2019, 09:22:43 AM
I'll be in the Ship Anson before the sun passes the yardarm.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 136 FOR 5 on: August 15, 2019, 06:13:35 PM
Yep, very Micheal Holding like.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 136 FOR 5 on: August 15, 2019, 04:14:57 PM
Looking at the two paced nature of this pitch, 250 is a fair score.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 136 FOR 5 on: August 15, 2019, 03:05:24 PM
Proper fucked?
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Greta Thunberg on: August 15, 2019, 03:04:35 PM
Two degrees!!  mick


Thatís, like, twice as good as one degree  :homer:

Iíve got two and Iím admin of a message board full of lunatics.


I win the internet
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Creekit on: August 15, 2019, 09:26:10 AM
Itíll swing round corners on Friday and Saturday.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rifle just being quiet- or got the bullet? on: August 15, 2019, 08:07:38 AM
He's gone but I didn't ban him or approve an account deletion.


Sir Goldby must have taken a break from his long haired world tour.


47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Creekit on: August 15, 2019, 08:06:10 AM
The weather here in Portsmouth is fine and dry but it's still raining in St John's Wood.


Tomorrow onward looks the shits and I was planning to visit Lords as I know a guy with a ticket going spare for Friday.


48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Creekit on: August 15, 2019, 07:33:26 AM
Should get a full day's play in today.



Do they still make up the missing overs from yesterday spread over the renaming days?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Peter Knowles on: August 14, 2019, 03:01:47 PM
Gave up professional football to become a Jehovah's Witnesses.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Knowles


Does anyone fancy sending em round Rudy Gestede's house in the hope he may follow suit?
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Admin on: August 12, 2019, 07:26:01 PM
Apart from the Great Goldby then there are no Admins?

 :pd:



I'm admin and so is Rupert.

Hello sailor- who the fuck is Rupert?




That's a gay.
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