Was all bullshit then.

The Met should be taken to the cleaners by Harvey Proctor.


Some of you on here need to eat humble pie too inc the owner of this place.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/things-you-used-able-teesside-16593730


21) Walk less than 50 yards before hearing 'fuckinger-ere-now'.

Nirvana - Nevermind
Michael Jackson - Thriller
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced
The Ramones - Ramones
Velvet Underground & Nico - Velvet Underground & Nico
Bob Dylan - Bringing it all back home
Sex Pistols - Never mind the bollocks
Beatles - Revolver
The Smiths - The Smiths
Creme Brulee - Voodoo Lady
Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin
Primal Scream - Screamadelica


 

Love the stone roses and that album but nothing groundbreaking about it. Very derivative

I'd agree. Most of them albums apart from the stone Roses meet the criteria.

Even Creme Brûlée?

 

Apparently they're working on some new tracks. I read that 'Jamaican ginger Cake' is one to look out for.

Never Mind The Bollocks- The Sex Pistols.

Just think of that seminal gig of theirs in Manchester.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4f0B5rf6z2wYQpm5WNqsqP7/they-swear-they-were-there-sex-pistols-at-the-lesser-free-trade-hall

Absolutely nothing.

I’m out while the boss is a person whom I know can be a total prick.


Personal experience before anyone shoots me down.

If that did a ‘Chernobyl’ Middlesbrough would be fucked wouldn’t it?

You suggesting it's not fucked already? 

You mean proper fucked?

If that did a ‘Chernobyl’ Middlesbrough would be fucked wouldn’t it?

It’d be a prime opportunity to sell my NBC gear.

Open your eyes

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/nervous-during-cricket-world-cup-16586842

Thread started : Yesterday at 05:24:00 PM

Gazette article posted : By Joanne Welford
20:00, 15 JUL 2019


THICK CUNT

Ooh get you.

Did you need a betting bowl to think that up?

I went to both Ladbrokes and Coral for a monkey each way but the shit got real.

Open your eyes

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/nervous-during-cricket-world-cup-16586842

Thread started : Yesterday at 05:24:00 PM

Gazette article posted : By Joanne Welford
20:00, 15 JUL 2019


THICK CUNT

in Liam Plunkett but as yet no mention in the Gazette.


 

Jofra Archer's first ball in the super over wasn't a wide if we're going down to rule book definitions.

I nearly shat myself.


 

It's reverse psychology from the old chap.

I read the thread title and the mind raced back to this....https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/3583178.saturday-spotlight-the-day-manchester-united-lost-6-0-to-hartlepool/

HE FUCKED HER UP THE ARSE

YOU LYING GIT

Should never have gotten rid.

WHY ?

I once nearly killed a chap at the Tall Ships in Hartlepool.


His exact words after brushing past me at the portaloo and inhaling were:" fucking hell, I'm not going in there".

I've seen some shite in my lifetime but that takes the fucking biscuit.

I thought that too. The fucking cunt.

I did have a bottle of Bacardi but there was no homophobic beatings.


 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7214509/Middlesbroughs-new-bombshell-accusations-Garry-Monk.html

Payday for those of us in the senior service too.

Viduka had so much talent that it was scary.

Floella Benjamin

I’ll happily meet anyone for a dust up or reacharound.

It's only gay if you receive.

Comparing Paris to London is a bit naive isn't it?

France, Paris in particular is renowned for the culture, cuisine and landmarks that are not related to their former Monarchy.

The culture of the UK is intrinsically linked with our Heads of State and their residences.

France severed the links between Monarchy, state and Religion whilst we haven't really got round to it.

Wish Rafa was Boro’s new boss instead another novice.

A person who stands for low taxes for all plus minimal state interference gets my vote.

Vickers has never had the plot matey.

I'll send him to the stokers.

Absolutely, I'm a raging homosexual.


Fancy a bum?

What did you do like?

Weigh in a fuckin Aircraft Carrier?


 

Got a 5k golden hello for rejoining and the tax man went china town on my ass.

For my own personal reasons I will not be following Woodgate's Boro side.


I've met the guy only once and what transpired was enough.



 

Can I join the CoB rich boys club now?

I heard the cheese-makers are in for a windfall too.

When the dumb fucks at the Gazette do the maths...

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/radio-1-roadshow-big-weekend-16377203

 

I'm talking about Marmalade Atkins from the classic comedy brought to the small-screen  by Charlotte Coleman.


Dunno who this Adkins lass is.

I was forwarded a facebook message in which somebody who could certainly be ITK claims Atkins is our man.

Could be bullshit but it didn't look like it and read like the author of said message was a little underwhelmed.

I’m fairly certain it’s Atkins.

Non other than LADY JANE GREY.


DO I WIN A HAND SHANDY?

FUM MY BUM

What a cunt

There’s three VIPs expected onboard HMS QNLZ. I’ve not been pinged for guard but we’re all on the flight deck to cheer the vets.

My grandfather made the trip 75 years ago and I’m rather proud to honour his memory.

Lesbian

People who voted to leave an institution now voting in that institution's elections?


I voted remain but I've never believed in the EU Parliament nor will I be voting for anyone. 

Bryan Robson, the man who got relegated with 3 out of 4 of the teams he managed. He nearly got a full house but Sheff Utd sacked him before he could complete the quadruple.

The guy couldn't manage a wank.