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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Krankies! on: March 27, 2022, 08:13:14 AM
Met them when in the Army.  For adventure training in 98 we went sailing to Cowes, IoW. After a night down the town we all returned to the boat with a load of crates to carry on the party. About 3am we heard a little voice coming from the next boat asking us to turn the music down and be quiet as people were trying to sleep. It was only little Jeanette Krankie with her hair in rollers and a big fluffy purrple dressing gown on.

We replied to her request with shouts of "Fandabidozie", "Keek", "Pish" & Quim" This clearly upset the minature cross dresser so she shouted for "Ian". Her tight permed hubby emerged from their cabin and demanded we apologize for swearing at his wife. This was greeted by us chanting "Peado" and "******* Kiddy Fiddler" at him. Anyway, he rang the police who turned up and the PC gave us a stern telling off and slap on the wrist, whilst trying his hardest to hide his tears of laughter and big smile!!
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do any of you know any millionaires...... on: October 23, 2021, 06:08:15 AM
Daft comedy skits.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do any of you know any millionaires...... on: October 22, 2021, 07:40:16 PM
Probably but he'll be young enough to move onto the next big thing. He brought a large fanbase over from Youtube to Tiktok and now he's on over 5 million followers.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do any of you know any millionaires...... on: October 22, 2021, 07:27:06 PM
My nephew has just turned 21. His financial advisor predicts he will be a millionaire in the next 3-4 years.... from making Tiktok videos!!  Of course that's if he stops spunking 35k on Rolex watches and exotic holidays every few weeks.  Saying that he's really generous with his cash, giving loads away to family and friends.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DORMAN LONG TOWER SAVED !!! on: September 17, 2021, 10:07:51 AM
Nadine Dorries has rescinded the grade II listing for the Dorman Long Tower at the behest of Ben Houchen.  We believe it is now due for demolition around 2am on Sunday.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHABBA on: September 11, 2021, 07:27:42 AM
Digits......I don't need no stinking digits.....(badges) name the filum.......y'all laater 🤔😋x

Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

copied in Blazing Saddles (1974)
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: *** GERONIMO SLOTTED *** on: September 09, 2021, 11:23:24 AM
Autopsy showed he didn't have the disease after all!!
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MESSI JOINS PSG on: August 10, 2021, 08:39:06 PM
Nobody doing anything is worth 650k a week!
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clarksons farm on: June 29, 2021, 08:06:11 AM
I enjoyed it too but think it was definitely staged.  He bought the farm in 2008, had a farm manager run it until he retired.  When Clarkson took over why wasn't there and farm equipment or machinery?  Better TV if he buys a Lamborghini tractor and acts clueless at an auction for his farming gear.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Used to be Amsterdam on: June 12, 2021, 07:48:04 AM
2018. I had to go elsewhere for my aquarium water and my tank suffered due to the change.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anybody had a Covid test after being fully vaccinated on: April 25, 2021, 10:43:20 PM
Yes. I've had both jabs and still have to do 2 rapid and one postal test a week due to my work.  When I got my 2nd injection I asked the nurse if people still needed to test and she said yes absolutely.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Katie price on: April 21, 2021, 08:10:59 PM
Not even with a stolen cock!!
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