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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TITS & FANNY !!! on: Yesterday at 08:42:19 PM
And having a wank

 
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Arsene Wenger on: Yesterday at 06:59:50 PM
Over the road are proper sucking wengerís cock , you can say a bad word about the shrively lost the plot frog cunt
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JOE HART on: Yesterday at 02:58:21 PM
If I was a mackem fan, is not want joe Hart.
Proper liability
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TITS & FANNY !!! on: Yesterday at 12:17:57 PM
Full of shit, you'll be parked outside a school 
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: have a look at the redcar webcam.looks glorious. on: April 19, 2018, 02:37:11 PM
Lids pension money if for the monthly lease on the jaaaaag
 
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Down Sides Of Nice Weather? on: April 19, 2018, 02:35:00 PM
Yeah, shit that  :unlike:


But 5 ton of slate has fucked that right off  :homer:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Down Sides Of Nice Weather? on: April 19, 2018, 12:57:01 PM
When the wife is driving and she says " would you like me to stop so you can stare at her longer "
 klins
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any Bamford news? on: April 19, 2018, 12:19:46 PM
No he didn't, I taught it  :homer:
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Between 150 and 200 million Africans in Europe within 30 years on: April 19, 2018, 12:06:45 PM
Ohhhhhh we'll be wearing iron collars and calling them "masser" before too long
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Derby Away on: April 18, 2018, 08:49:55 PM
Wholloped, any number you like- 0
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sir Cliff on: April 18, 2018, 08:48:49 PM
Iím a nice guy, send me your address and Iíll pay yours for you
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY KEV !!! on: April 18, 2018, 12:54:20 PM
Yeah but I'm calm as fuck , strong as fuck and don't give a fuck  :homer:

 
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY KEV !!! on: April 18, 2018, 12:18:07 PM
He's a good lad. Mad as a box of frogs but always sound with me and my pals when we first started drinking in there.

 :like:


WHEN THE BOSS WAS AWAY ON HOLIDAY A FEW YEARS BACK HE PULLED THE BOG OUT THE TOILETS....BROUGHT IT IN THE BAR AND HAD A SHIT IN IT  :alf:

FUCKING FRUIT LOOP  :like:4


And you and the other arse lickers thought that was funny 

I'd have made him eat it
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who will finish in the play offs? on: April 17, 2018, 06:46:53 PM
For once, sadly, Minge is right oleary


Acctualy , itís a fact that Iím always right
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any of you bummers watch on: April 17, 2018, 06:45:05 PM
Iíve happened to view it a couple times, the girls were better than the men .

Iíd like to shoot Steve with a sedative , then go over and boot his fucking head in.....just because of the annoying way he talks
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Country or Towny on: April 17, 2018, 02:26:27 PM
I'm country also  :like:
I'd not move back into a town if the house was free.

17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dilemma on: April 16, 2018, 06:38:46 PM
Unfortunately Iíll be too busy with helping dire straits, mark has injured his hand , so Iím stepping in  :homer:


Iím buying a very nice Gibson electric , giving the mush in the shop a ton a week for awhile   , when I owe the last £50 heís going to drop it off at ours , saying his mate is selling this for a daft £50 if you want it  

.....down there for dancing  :chrisk:



(Kev, say nowt to Ry, heíll drop me in it just for the craic  charles)  :like:


18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dilemma on: April 16, 2018, 04:44:07 PM
Funny you should say that, Jane says she's got a special present for me when it's her birthday .

She can be a funny little thing sometimes 
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dilemma on: April 16, 2018, 04:35:18 PM
See, in my mind.........
Only last year I'd bought her a 4k euro engagement ring ,
That should be enough for the next 10 years .

Anyway, Bought her a teddy , card,
Pandora charms and a £50 note in the card.


20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mo Salah on: April 16, 2018, 12:07:32 PM
Traore should be playing the juninho role, lay it on after he's took their midfield apart,
Bamford and scotty mac to bang em in  :homer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dilemma on: April 16, 2018, 07:30:04 AM
Doesnít need anything doing to be fair ,

Well, elocution lessons maybe to rid the mackem twang  klins
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Dilemma on: April 16, 2018, 07:23:09 AM
My partner turns 50 tomorrow, now should I buy her gifts 🎁, card and balloons 🎈
Or
Send her a ď get the fuck out ď text

 :pd:

23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE SOUTHERN CROSS on: April 16, 2018, 06:26:23 AM
been to many very posh restaurants throughout the world,
Not a single one has been worth the money paid.
Give me big Maryís workmen cafe everytime  :homer:
And yes, I like grease floating in my cup of chipped mug tea  :like:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Flannels on: April 15, 2018, 09:37:37 PM
That reminds me of some shoes my niece bought for a wedding , Vivian Westwood .
Swear to god they were just normal high heels with a xmas bauble glued on the front , £800

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: It is time Capio returned? on: April 15, 2018, 09:31:55 PM
I very much doubt capio has left this board
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who will finish in the play offs? on: April 15, 2018, 09:28:18 PM
Not us
 Wonít win another game this season
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bein Sports HD12 on: April 15, 2018, 08:52:52 PM
Oops, forgot to say cheers  :beer:
Had no idea we were on  :like:
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I F@CKING HATE F@CKING PIKEYS !!! on: April 15, 2018, 08:49:32 PM
I Know most of them, and everyone of them Iíd set fire to and not bat an eyelid .
Horrible horrible people
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Assombalonga 15m - Neves 15.8m on: April 15, 2018, 08:47:24 PM
He certainly wasnít sharp, must be a lazy trainer
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jay Rodriguez on: April 15, 2018, 08:40:32 PM
A cop out, the racist cunt
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Shotton on: April 14, 2018, 04:54:39 PM
Not his best game today  klins
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Grand National on: April 14, 2018, 08:02:26 AM
Cruel barbaric forced race , should of been banned many years ago . :unlike:

33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chinese on: April 13, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
A couple driving home run over a badger....... they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.


Husband says "put it between your legs and warm it up".


Wife replies "but it's all wet,hairy and it stinks".









Husband replies "well hold the badgers nose then"
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I F@CKING KNEW IT on: April 13, 2018, 05:21:09 PM
Dedicate the win to the Hillsborough victims  :meltdown:
And yes , we'll never ever ever hear the last  :gaz:

It's ok though, they won't win it  :like:
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scotland v England 27 May 1989 on: April 13, 2018, 12:16:27 PM
Great  :like:, keep em to yourself  :basil:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is Angela Merkel the daughter of Hitler? on: April 13, 2018, 07:24:32 AM
I donít get forgiveness  :pd:

Fuck that, if they do me wrong , Iíll be doing wrong to them
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game At Home Against Bristol City on: April 13, 2018, 07:22:11 AM
Howson looked terrible , Iíd throw Harrison on from the start, have a proper look at the lad .

Weíll scramble a lucky draw , 1-1

38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Chinese on: April 13, 2018, 07:02:30 AM
I was standing in the pub and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me and starts drinking.

I said to him "Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says, "No, why the fuck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?"



"No," I said "it's because you're drinking my pint you little cunt!

 :basil:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guitar opinions on: April 12, 2018, 06:46:36 PM
 

Thatís good for you 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guitar opinions on: April 12, 2018, 07:11:06 AM
cry , more difficult than I thought

You mean you didn't think this through thoroughly beforehand?

Well I am absolutely fucking stunned by that revelation.

















 


No, never do.
I tend to be fantastic at whatever I do ,
Iím just gifted I guess  :mido:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guitar opinions on: April 12, 2018, 06:35:14 AM
 cry , more difficult than I thought
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do you genuinely like your job? on: April 12, 2018, 06:33:36 AM
I had a similar thing with a bloke from coulby, had this bag of shit car that he wanted me to look at, Looking is free  :like:
But he asked if the repairing and painting was also free !

 :chrisk:
well it wasn't me,I fucking offered you good money to do my wheel arches,your arse went because if it was a shit job i'd have your life on here.
(I'll rub them down and stick a Halfords colour match on myself when the weathers warmer. )

 
Nah matey, itís just a job that takes too long
I donít have that time to spend on one car , Iím just constantly busy .

I could maybe do it over a couple of Saturdays , one to get it in primer, the other to paint it .
How many wheelarches again ? And what colour is the car ?

43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do you genuinely like your job? on: April 11, 2018, 10:48:58 PM
I had a similar thing with a bloke from coulby, had this bag of shit car that he wanted me to look at, Looking is free  :like:
But he asked if the repairing and painting was also free !

 :chrisk:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lead Guitar At Games on: April 11, 2018, 10:25:17 PM
Gimme a couple years and Iíll do a slow, slightly off tune with a hint of buzz Ďsilent nightí

 :homer:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: which match will you watch tonight? on: April 11, 2018, 09:48:52 PM
No pen for me  lost


Ronaldo took it well though , you donít save them
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guitar opinions on: April 11, 2018, 09:25:33 PM
 mick fucking hell  :meltdown:

Hurts the left wrist like  lost
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: which match will you watch tonight? on: April 11, 2018, 08:59:47 PM
Juve 2 up  mick

48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A FREE GALLON !!! on: April 11, 2018, 07:39:05 PM
That horsley daft cunt, Iím sure I threw him out of the speedway pub about 25 years ago
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Post-op Rob Nicholls on: April 11, 2018, 07:35:52 PM
Heís got Some proper fanboys , the daft cunts
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A FREE GALLON !!! on: April 11, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
Obviously 3 fucking fanny daft cunts .

Iíd flatten the 2 fat cunts using the tiny cunt  



*And I bet, there will be grown men who are in awe of these, proper lick their cocks  :wanker:*


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