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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Changing user names on: May 29, 2020, 09:09:54 PM
I believe you did say as such
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anybody watching McMillions on: May 29, 2020, 12:35:09 PM
Watched the first episode, was interesting
But not enough to watch the 2nd
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Happy birthday Gazza on: May 29, 2020, 12:34:01 PM
Yeah his combined 32 mins were exceptional
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mechanic required on: May 27, 2020, 04:19:55 PM
Wish I was cool as fuck like you  souey
Daft cunt
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I fully expect a massive spike in the US on: May 26, 2020, 09:35:44 PM
After walking around boring Paris for 4 days, we stumbled into the African quarter, bit slum ridden and dodgy...
Was the best time we had in the shithole French capitol, we went back every night after , was mint  :like:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mechanic required on: May 26, 2020, 09:31:14 PM
Can someone please post this over the road for me, like many I’m banned from there .
Thanks
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Mechanic required on: May 26, 2020, 04:04:51 PM
Any out of work mechanics looking for work , portrack area ?
Or if you know one.

Cheers
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: National Holidays / Shearings gone pop on: May 25, 2020, 05:41:07 AM
Why wrap in ?, government is covering the wages
The knock on effect for many hotels will be brutal

We used to like the odd shitty weekend break , it was a laugh how shite some of the hotels were
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Landscaping on: May 22, 2020, 04:27:43 PM
I can hire one for £60 a day , £1000 deposit
But rather leave the driving to someone who knows how to work them .
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Iron Mike Tyson on: May 22, 2020, 12:54:29 PM
Christ he was good  :like:

At his peak, I think he could face today’s top 3 one after another the same night
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Landscaping on: May 22, 2020, 12:05:39 PM
I know a gadge, £180 a day if you want his number

Thanks Dave, found a bloke coming tonight to price up , but I’ll get back to you if he doesn’t show  :like:

Monkey 🐒 
 
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Landscaping on: May 22, 2020, 07:45:55 AM
Anyone used or know a bloke with a mini digger

Has to be one of the small diggers that goes through 800mm gap, as the only entrance is through the 2 front gates

Need a 14m x 7m area digging over and levelling.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Joke on: May 17, 2020, 10:08:27 PM
Miserable cunts  :pope2: :pope2:
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Joke on: May 17, 2020, 09:49:26 PM
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told.
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"The child will be surrounded by family, but we’ve also retained a nanny who’s a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?"


















Doesn't really matter, as long as he fits into the cannon..."


 
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Police Interceptors on: May 12, 2020, 09:17:21 PM
My pal Andy was on Interceptors . He is a dog handler, decent lad for a copper.

My oldest friend from childhood is in CiD. He was involved with the hillsborough inquest. Biggest shop thief going when he was 12 years old n’all.

The Dog handler, an Asian lad rik ?
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The return on Liddle Towers on: May 11, 2020, 07:14:06 PM
Hadnt even noticed ‘rock hard’ had been away
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Piers Morgan on: May 11, 2020, 07:12:20 PM
He tends to be correct most of the time does piers  :like:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:04:40 PM
I heard a knock on the door the other night and when I answered it there was a copper holding a photograph.
He said "Is this your wife sir?"
I said "Yes it is".
He said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident".
I replied "I know, but she's got a lovely personality".
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:04:10 PM
A bloke and his wife were at a talk on how to make relationships work, and the speaker said "A good husband knows what his wife's favourite flower is".
So the bloke leans over and says to his wife "It's self-raising isn't it?".
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:03:44 PM
I parked my car in a side street in Liverpool and this kid came up to me and said "A fiver to look after your car mate".
I said "I don't need you to look after my car, I've got a Rottweiler in the back",
The kid says "Oh. Good at putting out fires is he?".
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:03:00 PM
My pal at work says he is looking forward to asking his wife to leave next Thursday evening.
My response was that I found it sad after their long marriage, but why Thursday evening.
He replied that he wanted the rest of the street to clap hr on her way...
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:02:30 PM
Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken."

"Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you."

"It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma, "it's all them CCTV cameras they have nowadays."
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:01:42 PM
I stopped at a motorway services and picked up a sandwich and a bag of crisps.
When I got to the till I said "Sorry, I've only got a £20 note".
The assistant replied "Well you'd better put the crisps back then".
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 07:00:43 PM
Two guys out in the wilderness see a bear coming towards them. One of them stops to put on running shoes. "What are you doing?" says the other guy, "you can't run faster than a bear". "I don't have to" says the first, "I just have to run faster than you".
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 06:59:05 PM
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.
I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face...
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 06:57:45 PM
I took my new girlfriend home to meet my family the other day.



My wife went mental
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Few jokes on: May 11, 2020, 06:55:37 PM
A woman was in court, charged with stealing a tin of peaches.
Judge asked "how many peaches were in the tin?"
Woman - "there were 4 peaches in the tin"
The judge told her that she would serve 1 month for every peach in the tin.
As she was being led away, her husband shouted from the public gallery...... "AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS"
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brassic 2 on: May 08, 2020, 01:38:01 PM
Once the main fella had left, I lost interest
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mike Tyson comeback on: May 08, 2020, 06:14:29 AM
Aye, done like a kipper .
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who is having a party tomorrow for VE day? on: May 07, 2020, 12:31:04 PM
Our lass ordered some flags , union Jack,  George cross and a rainbow one for the NHS.

I gets in from work yesterday and the gay pride flag is fluttering away above the front door  souey :gaz:
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Florian Schneider brown bread on: May 07, 2020, 06:33:44 AM
Warm up band for Gary numan warriors tour  :pope2:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Florian Schneider brown bread on: May 06, 2020, 09:28:18 PM
Seen them live at the boro town hall in the 80’s

Shite  :unlike:


RIP though fella  :like:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mike Tyson comeback on: May 06, 2020, 09:24:55 PM
Even now I think I’d rather face fury than the real Tyson
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sorry for the downtime. on: May 04, 2020, 11:14:19 PM
Ye fuckin snake cunt.




 mcl


Queer cunts over there, can’t take a joke .
I only joined because I needed help how to do toast
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does anyone give a toss about footy now on: May 04, 2020, 11:11:06 PM
Young men with young family’s taking a risk .... not for me, I’d certainly not play again until it’s 100% safe to do so
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sorry for the downtime. on: May 04, 2020, 06:24:41 PM
I also joined over the road.
That lasted a day
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh Hello on: May 04, 2020, 09:20:42 AM
Hi matey  :like:

Good to see it back  :like: :like:
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ruth Langsford on: April 19, 2020, 09:41:15 AM
Great , I’m used to that  :like:

 :gaz:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: April 19, 2020, 05:43:38 AM
:like:

Fucking massive arse  :unlike: souey
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ruth Langsford on: April 19, 2020, 05:41:14 AM
She’s got great sex appeal  :like:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gold on: April 19, 2020, 05:35:40 AM
Buying sovereigns is a good way of saving up ,
Whenever you get a spare 300 or so, buy one  :like:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why does it hurt so much losing a dog? on: April 18, 2020, 08:29:33 AM
Fuckoff.

You horrible cunt , I hope admin delete your account
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Norman Hunter RIP on: April 17, 2020, 03:10:01 PM
Rough cunt , and a great player  :like:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why does it hurt so much losing a dog? on: April 17, 2020, 03:08:22 PM
Yes been there a couple of times, Heart breaking  :gaz:
Take my advice and get a new puppy now
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: April 16, 2020, 03:29:05 PM
Our lasses is at least twice the size  rava
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Battlenips. on: April 16, 2020, 02:33:24 PM
67 and 74
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Geordies. on: April 16, 2020, 08:16:54 AM
It’s our mutual location , the north east, that will be their problem
You won’t get the top players in their prime coming this far north .

I wouldn’t 
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gazza on: April 16, 2020, 07:44:22 AM
If he wasn’t a ‘character’ would he of been how he’s been ?
Would his football skills alone made him as famous ?
Better than Lampard ?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Captain Tom 12 million on: April 16, 2020, 07:35:24 AM
Amazing  mick :like:

Hopefully the full amount whatever it ends up being goes to the nhs
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve McClaren - My Sporting Life tonight on: April 14, 2020, 04:29:32 PM
Perhaps you can get a wireless with a screen !

Might just sell well them  :like:
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