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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SAW RAY MALLON TODAY on: Yesterday at 06:07:59 PM
HWUTBM


Him who used to be Mayor

 jc
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SAW RAY MALLON TODAY on: Yesterday at 05:41:49 PM
 
RAY MALLON WALKING CAREFREE TODAY
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / SAW RAY MALLON TODAY on: Yesterday at 05:09:44 PM
Was sat by the river watching the clouds go by, as you do, when someone walked by.

I thought 'I know that face' and then I realised it was Ray Mallon. Walking past the Infinity carefree.

I was wondering whether he might have bought one of those new houses along there as he won't be short of a bob or two.

You just never know!
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SAT OUTSIDE THE LIVERY IN REDCAR on: Yesterday at 01:11:36 PM
ARE YOU AN ALCO        
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SAT OUTSIDE THE LIVERY IN REDCAR on: Yesterday at 12:32:10 PM
WATER WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK   
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY LIDSY on: July 19, 2018, 09:42:54 AM
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is this Stockton on: July 17, 2018, 07:10:10 PM
Are you really that cold and heartless Trotsky?     I know a few people obsessed with money are. Perhaps there's something in it? 
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is this Stockton on: July 17, 2018, 06:40:28 PM
Let me enlighten you all on this (ITK). When I used to frequent Scarborough I often used to see this man dancing in the Brunswick Shopping Centre usually with a crowd around.

It was entertaining but there was another side to this extrovert man.

I did some scratching around while I was down there and apparently he had a bad time of it while in The Army and suffered from PTSD.

He is also known as 1234 Man locally and there are plenty of videos of him on Youtube.

He seemed to disappear from there and there were differing stories of him leaving the area and one of him throwing himself under a train but nobody seemed to be certain.

9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is this Stockton on: July 17, 2018, 04:24:36 PM
YERV SUSSED ME AT LAST. THE GAMES UP!    souey
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WE COME TO CLEANSE - THE PUNTER - COMING SOON on: July 16, 2018, 09:55:38 PM
JUST TO WHET YOUR APPETITE!    jc

Are you sitting comfortably ? Then I'll begin 

THE PUNTER
(A true life story)

The punter by his own admissions was a loser in life, getting fat and bald. He had a string of failed relationships due to his gambling and drinking.

But on this day the punter felt luck might just be on his side. He set off from his council flat just before midday into the village just a ten minute walk away.

It was October and he had to remember to put aside some money for the meter in his flat as it had ran out and it was getting cold and he wanted to watch some TV when he got back.

Racing started early at this time of year and armed with around 50 the punter planned to increase this so he could fill the meter and have his favourite fish and chip supper from the village chippy.

The punter started off with a winner and several more followed in the early afternoon. In fact he'd never had such a good run for a long time.

When the racing finished at turned 3 o'clock the punter decided to celebrate with a few pints in the village pub. It was a welcoming pub with comfortable seating and he liked to sit near the window where he could see the cars and people go by.

There was no rush as the punter was unemployed. The pub was quite full with the regular alcoholics who always seemed to find the money to fund their hobby although the beer was very competitively priced.

It was good craic and the punter was really in his element. He'd lost track of time but that didn't matter, enjoying a few pints in a cosy pub and a pocket full of money.

It was getting dark outside as day was turning to night but the beer was still flowing. The punter was beginning to get a bit ravenous and was really looking forward to his fish and chip supper and he was going to have the trimmings too, perhaps some mushy peas and a big sausage in batter.

It was now 7.30 and filled with many pints he bode farewell to the regulars and set off on the walk home.

As the punter was walking a light up a lane caught his attention out of the corner of his eye. Curious, the punter approached the light to find it was coming from the same betting shop where he had made all his money earlier in the day.

The punter stepped inside. There were more staff than punters at this time of night and there were only the gambling machines and a few number draws and virtual racing.

So the punter decided to chance his arm on the roulette machine. Things didn't go to well and he ended up putting a lot of money in. He was getting desperate now as his money quickly dwindled.

Finally he had parted with all the money he had won on that afternoon. He felt sick to the stomach. He left the shop and the staff wished him good evening.

The punter continued his journey home, past the fish and chip shop and back to his cold dark council flat.

THE END 

11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / WE COME TO CLEANSE - THE PUNTER - COMING SOON on: July 16, 2018, 09:50:41 PM
IF YOU ENJOYED THE PUNTER THEN YOU'LL CERTAINLY BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LONG-AWAITED FOLLOW UP 'WE COME TO CLEANSE' COMING YOUR WAY VERY SOON!
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prague or Amsterdam? on: July 16, 2018, 09:47:00 PM
WILL IT BE FULL OF PISSED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE?   
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TUBORG ON DRAUGHT on: July 16, 2018, 11:35:33 AM
MAYBEES MONSTEROFBEER IS THE MAN TO POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ON THIS ONE?   
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 16, 2018, 11:19:13 AM
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IF ANYONES LOOKING FOR MATTY TONIGHT ? on: July 15, 2018, 11:15:56 PM
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / TUBORG ON DRAUGHT on: July 15, 2018, 10:20:53 PM
BIT OF A RARITY THESE DAYS. CAN GET IT IN WHITBY APPARENTLY BUT ANYTHING CLOSER TO HOME?   
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / THINK MISERY GUTS IS HAVING A BARBIE on: July 15, 2018, 07:21:01 PM
Can't be hundred per cent but getting a whiff of smoke.

Putting a bit of excitement into his life!   
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SLEPT LIKE A BABY LAST NIGHT ON NIGHTSHIFT ! on: July 14, 2018, 10:48:16 PM
     
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MadMick on: July 14, 2018, 08:24:52 PM
         
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CANT BEAT A FEW SHERBETS IN THE BATTLECRUISER !!! on: July 14, 2018, 08:09:27 AM
              :jackanory:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMELLIEST FART YOUVE DROPPED EVER! on: July 13, 2018, 11:22:33 PM
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMELLIEST FART YOUVE DROPPED EVER! on: July 13, 2018, 10:25:32 PM
 jc
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SMELLIEST FART YOUVE DROPPED EVER! on: July 13, 2018, 10:17:55 PM
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / SMELLIEST FART YOUVE EMITTED EVER! on: July 13, 2018, 10:12:14 PM
 
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / OLD FARTS on: July 13, 2018, 10:06:54 PM
 oleary
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SLEPT LIKE A BABY LAST NIGHT ON NIGHTSHIFT ! on: July 13, 2018, 10:03:15 PM
BE WIDE AWAKE ALL DAY TODAY 
MIGHT HAVE A NICE WALK ROUND THIS QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE IM STOPPING IN AGAIN  :like:

BARNETBY LE WOLD  jc

A FEW ALES  :beer: WILL BE GETTING SHIFTED WITH SOME FISH AND CHIPS NO DOUBT   :like:

BET YER FART WELL AFTER THAT!   :like:
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dont breathe on: July 13, 2018, 04:27:32 PM
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GAS LEAK!!! on: July 13, 2018, 01:19:56 PM
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / GAS LEAK!!! on: July 13, 2018, 01:17:16 PM
 
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 13, 2018, 12:54:14 PM
That's the next one loading after the first!   jc
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 13, 2018, 12:41:35 PM
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 13, 2018, 12:35:02 PM
Can someone help 

Keep trying to post a new thread and it says hacking attempt  lost

Apostrophe in headline?   
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 13, 2018, 12:34:20 PM
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / TROTSKYS JUST FARTED on: July 13, 2018, 12:31:44 PM
 klins
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW MANY @RSEHOLES ON ERE on: July 13, 2018, 10:26:00 AM
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / ITS NOT COMING HOME on: July 12, 2018, 09:10:00 AM
 
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KANE WAS CRAP TONIGHT on: July 11, 2018, 11:22:57 PM
When you look at it we had an easy passage and even Croatia were the ones you would want in the semi.

There was really only going to be one winner that being from the stronger game of France v Belgium.

They seem to be a class above and I would expect France to win it now.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KANE WAS CRAP TONIGHT on: July 11, 2018, 10:39:43 PM
Well why were him and Sterling playing then?   
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE MOOD IN RED SQUARE IS SOMBRE on: July 11, 2018, 10:15:02 PM
EH?!!. . . . WAH?!! . . NA!! . . . GET FUCKED
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / WE SNATCHED DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY on: July 11, 2018, 10:06:51 PM
 
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOPE THESE MISSES DONT COME BACK... on: July 11, 2018, 09:52:10 PM
Did yer av yer three pinter out tonight baldy?   
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / KANE WAS CRAP TONIGHT on: July 11, 2018, 09:50:28 PM
Where was he when we needed him?   
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I KNEW IT WOULD END IN TEARS on: July 11, 2018, 09:48:03 PM
 cry
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Seagulls in Whitby on: July 11, 2018, 12:21:31 PM
I think they're worse in Scarborough!
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: POLICE WANT ENGLAND OUT SO BADLY on: July 11, 2018, 09:55:02 AM
 jc

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/16344590.watch-durham-police-video-of-trouble-after-england-world-cup-game/ 
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: DANNY MURPHY APPRECIATION on: July 11, 2018, 09:51:42 AM
Talks more than the commentator. Will be talking when a goal goes in one of these times.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / DANNY MURPHY APPRECIATION on: July 11, 2018, 09:22:13 AM
 jc

  https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/1016751139159756801
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / POLICE WANT ENGLAND OUT SO BADLY on: July 11, 2018, 09:14:34 AM
Has been making their lives a misery. Have been stretched to the limit. Will be getting the prayer mats out tonight!   
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BBC Mbappe Wankathon on: July 11, 2018, 06:00:56 AM
Murphy wouldn't let it drop. Going on and on. Probably one of those who peaks early then drops away a bit like Michael Owen.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GETTING ON MY TITS NOW THIS 👍 on: July 11, 2018, 05:56:01 AM
Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Bertie is a flirt

     jc
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