RIGHT THAT'S IT . . . I'M OFF !!!   

OH SORRY, PERHAPS I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT ???  !!!   

LIGHTEN UP MAYALLY MAN FOR ONCE IN YER LIFE !!!   

                                                                     

NO BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF CELTIC AND RANGERS FANS ON HERE !!!

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK IT'S BURNS NIGHT. I KNOW, IT CREEPS UP ON YER DOESN'T IT !!!

BUT MAKE SURE YOU PREPARE PROPERLY. DON'T CUT CORNERS.

GO TO YOUR LOCAL BUTCHER AND ASK HIM TO SOURCE YOU A FREE RANGE ORGANIC HAGGIS. IT'S WELL WORTH THE EXTRA EFFORT I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

AND TAKE CARE WITH THE NEEPS AND TATTIES.

TAKE YOUR TIME AND EXAMINE THE NEEP CAREFULLY.

AND IS THAT THE RIGHT TATTY FOR YOU ??? GO ON YER GUT INSTINCT !!!

ANY ROAD I HOPE THIS HAD BEEN HELPFUL. OH AND DON'T FORGET THE WHISKY. ASK A MEMBER OF STAFF TO RECOMMEND YOU A GOOD MAKE.

TAKE CARE NOW !!!

FLY TIPPIN' !!!   

 

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HAD COLLECTED A HELL OF A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S LITTER ON THE LONG NEWTON ROAD.

WELL DONE SIR !!!   

WHERE ARE THEY SON ???   

I'M NOT THE CRAB !!!
 

                                                           

YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE GAME !!!   

1-3 FAVOURITE !!!   

DO SLEEP WELL . . . DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES !!!   

DON'T WORRY I'M NOT. IT'S JUST IDLE GOSSIP !!!   

PHOLLY TOLD ME THAT IN THE POOB 32 YEARS AGO. IT WAS THE ONLY JOKE HE KNEW !!!   

DON'T CALL ME A YOU YOU !!!     

                                        
                                                                                    

ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME MAYALL ???   

I'VE BEEN GIVEN PERMISSION TO STAY UP LATE TONIGHT TO WATCH MOTD !!!   

I'VE NEVER HAD A BET FOR 5 HOURS ME !!!  

YER BLOODY USELESS !!!      

HOW MANY PLACES DER YER NEED ???  WHY NOT GO FOR FIRST 10 JUST TO MAKE SURE ???   

EVERYONE'S TURNED UP AT THE SAME TIME !!!   

SPEND MORE TIME STUDYING ENGLISH RATHER THAN WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON HERE !!!  

IT'S AS WELL NOT ASWELL !!!   

IT FINISHED SEVENTH. EVEN A CHILD WITH A PIN (SAFE ONE) COULD HAVE DONE THAT !!!   

 

ARE YOU SCOTCH ???   

THAT HORSE IN THE WELSH GRAND NATIONAL HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOW !!!   

GOING DOWN GOING DOWN GOING DOWN !!!   

HAS A SWIMMING POOL !!!   

BET DOWN - DE BRUYNE OFF !!!

BIT STEEP RUNSWICK. HAVE TO HAVE ME FOOT RIGHT DOWN !!!

 

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