HAD THE TRIBUTE TO JACK AT THE BEGINNING AND THEN HAD TO APOLOGISE AFTERWARDS WHEN LINEKER SAID IT WAS SHEFF WED HE MANAGED AND NOT SHEFF UTD.

 

WHAT A SAD STORY. NOT VERY NICE ON YER BIRTHDAY !!!   

YOU PUT THE MOCKERS ON PULISIC ONCE AGAIN  👎

THE POOR BLOKE  😭

HE WILL BE GOING BACK TO AMERICA AT THIS RATE  👍🤩👍

ONE DOWN FOUR TO GO. HOWDYER BIRTHDAY GO ???   

DON'T LIKE GOING FOR CORRECT SCORES.

CHELSEA BEEN LOOKING SHAKY AT THE BACK. I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE GONE FOR BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE.

 

SOME MATE YOU ARE !!!     THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE BEEN THERE SINGING A FEW SONGS FOR HIM !!!

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. CAN YOU CONFIRM WHETHER MAYALL WAS THERE ???   

YOU'RE AN ANGRY MAN !!!  IS MAYALL AT THE CELEBRATIONS ???   

WHO ASKED YOU ???   

I'VE JUST SUSSED IT. YOU'RE SPYING ON HIM FROM INSIDE ONE OF THOSE GIANT BIRTHDAY CAKES.

YOU'RE GETTING READY TO BREAK OUT AND SURPRISE HIM !!!   

THANKS VERY MUCH. IS HE UNAWARE YOU'RE IN ???   

CALLING AGENT MATTY !!! . . . . . CALLING AGENT MATTY !!!   

THANKS. ARE YOU UNDERCOVER ???   

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!  🎂   

TOWERSY ???   

YOU SUSSED IT STRAIGHT AWAY !!!      YOU'RE NOT MONKEY TOO ARE YOU ???   

HE LOADED THE BULLETS THEN DISAPPEARED  !!!   

NICE ONE MONKEY !!!   

 

THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME TO COME SO A BIT OF A SHOCK.

LEEDS HAVE LOST SOME BIG NAMES OF LATE !!!

 

                                              

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIP !!!

DONE ON THE QUIET MATE.... THAT'S WHY IT WAS A GOOD PRICE..... KNEW THE LAD.... HIS BUSINESS WENT BUST  AND  HE'S NOW A DECLARED BANKRUPT  👍😎👍

WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM ???   

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/TS7/DIXONS-BANK.html?propertyType=FLAT&page=1

SO THE WHOLE STORY IS JUST MADE UP ???         

     

CHECK IT OUT LAD.... IF YOU ONLY WORK 16 HOURS A WEEK YOU CAN STILL GET UNIVERSAL CREDIT.... NUMBER 12 BECAME AVAILABLE FOR A GOOD PRICE SO I BOUGHT IT..... INSTEAD OF GIVING THE RENT TO THE BLOKE WHO OWNED NUMBER 6....OUR LASS GIVES IT TO ME NOW. 👍🍺🍺🍺👍

600 SHEETS AND ALL BEER TOKENS PAID FOR BY YOUR TAXES  👍😂😂😂👍🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

CHEERS BERNIE LAD...... KEEP WORKING HARD  👍😁👍

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I INFORMED THE DSS ABOUT THIS ???    

                                                                                                    

                                                                                                

YES, I'VE ALREADY MENTIONED THIS. IT SAID SOME PEOPLE ARE MARKING THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH CLAPPING OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES !!!

TRY AND THINK A BIT MORE POSITIVE TOWERSY !!!   

RIGHT YOU ARE !!! I MAKE IT 5 GAMES TO GO SO IF HE SCORES IN TWO THERE'S A SLIGHT PROFIT.

MIGHT AS WELLS FOR A BIT OF INTEREST !!!

HAVE YOU MADE ANY DECISIONS YET ?  🤔🤔🤔

OH TO STOP YOU PESTERING ME I'LL BACK HIM TO SCORE IN THE LAST FEW GAMES OF THE SEASON SEEING HE IS IN FORM !!!

DER YER USE PANS AS WELL FOR THIS AS WELL ??? WHAT TIME IS IT AT ???   

I MIGHT BE TOO SENSITIVE !!!   

WASN'T HE TAKING HIM SOME COD AND CHIPS ??? . . . OR WAS IT HADDOCK ???   

YEAH, LET'S BURY THE HATCHET.

BUT NONE OF THESE      

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-53319885     

I LIKE SHEARER AND GULLIT IS GOOD ON HIS RARE APPEARANCES.

I SOMETIMES THINK HE PUTS AN ACT ON !!!

 

 

https://youtu.be/WOw3EDawJh4    

ARE YOU IN THE POOB ???   

 

YEH, I MUST SAY I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED TOO ZOMBIE LAD !!!

MONSTERS ARSE FELL OUT 👍

BEFORE GÖLDBY HAD A WORD IN HIS FLOPPY SHELL. 👍

Alfie Bass strikes again 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

COME SEE ME NOW.... 12 DIXONS BANK... THE FLATTS.... 👍🥊👍

BIB YER HORN WHEN YA IN THE CAR PARK AND I WILL BE ABOUT 10 SECONDS  👍🥊👍

DON'T GET SO WOUND UP. JUST BREATHE DEEPLY !!!  YOU'LL BE DOING YOURSELF A MISCHIEF, ESPECIALLY AT YOUR AGE !!!

SOMEONE'S GONE CRYING TO ADMIN. BUT WHO ??