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51  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SWISS ARMY KNIFE on: July 05, 2018, 01:21:37 PM
 
52  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / 12 Pints of Stella on: July 05, 2018, 11:18:28 AM
Bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but Stella. Barman asks, ''whats wrong with Stella?'' Bloke says'' i had 12 pints of Stella last night and when i came round i was fookin skint.''

Barman says, '' 12 pints of anything cost the same.''

Bloke replies '' Skint's my dog ''  :chrisk: :basil:
53  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Joke of the Day on: July 05, 2018, 11:14:57 AM
I rang 999 last night because two girls were fighting over me,

the operator asked '' Whats the emergency?''

I said ''the fookin fat ones winning!''
54  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How Come Vardy on: July 04, 2018, 10:15:31 AM
Groin strain is the reason why
55  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / How Come Vardy on: July 03, 2018, 11:05:09 PM
Never took a penalty 
56  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sterling on: July 03, 2018, 07:44:42 PM
Get the fooked off.

Ali needs to step up as well
57  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For England Against Columbia on: July 03, 2018, 12:57:14 PM
1:1

Beat on Pens :tp2:
58  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: END OF AN ERA.... on: June 29, 2018, 10:26:36 AM
Used to get all my lads cricket gear from there. 

An Aladdins cave up those stairs.
59  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SO A WEEK TOMORRA SAT NIGHT ? on: June 29, 2018, 10:13:36 AM
Put a bag of sand on Columbia now souey
60  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Loftus-Cheek on: June 28, 2018, 10:54:59 PM
FFS

Dier, Delph, Loftus-Cheek are all shite.

Dont take a rocket science to work that one out.

As for that scouse full back :tp2:
61  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Loftus-Cheek on: June 28, 2018, 08:21:45 PM
Rose for Young on Tuesday night  :like:
62  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Loftus-Cheek on: June 28, 2018, 07:50:49 PM
Someone remind me again what he adds to the team.
63  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Vardy up front tonight on: June 28, 2018, 01:23:53 PM

Lots of changes i believe, Walker out due to his yellow card, Stirling out :bc:, both Wing backs out.

Delph to start with Dier in midfield souey

Southgate going for second place.

3: 1 Belgium
64  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / New Job at Tesco on: June 28, 2018, 01:08:43 PM
I was working in Tesco, re-arranging boxes of soap powder in aisle 7, when in walks the girl i'd shagged with last night.
She said Oi,! you told me you were a stunt pilot ....... you fookin lying bastard!!!!

I replied ''No, i told you i was part of the Ariel display team....!''  
65  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Matt Ritchie on: June 28, 2018, 11:44:22 AM
Stoke and us are battling for the 15 million wide man.

Would be a great signing for us :like:
66  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Possible QF Games on: June 27, 2018, 09:06:58 PM
Big fookin if but with Germany out who could we now play in the Q Fs

Sweden or Brazil

Think Id rather play Brazil
67  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dave Budd on: June 27, 2018, 01:21:38 PM
Andy Preston who narrowly got beat by Mayor Dudd has just stated that he will not be standing for Mayor next year due to the intimidation & abuse he and his family received during the last campaign.

Our caring loving Labour friends, surely not
68  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Trouble at home on: June 27, 2018, 01:08:43 PM
My wife said she was leaving me because i always exaggerate.

I was so shocked i almost tripped over my cock. 
69  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dave Budd on: June 26, 2018, 09:33:39 PM
Another Labour Stooge :wanker:
70  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Aden Flint at Rockcliffe on: June 26, 2018, 03:43:53 PM
Whilst not knocking the signing, heard some good things about him :like: but when are we going to sign some pace and creativity
71  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Braithwaite Starts on: June 26, 2018, 03:00:25 PM
For Denmark

Bang a couple of goals in will add to his value
72  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone watch This Morning just now? on: June 26, 2018, 01:54:37 PM
 
73  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Eston Baths on: June 26, 2018, 01:37:38 PM
Think it was the Pre Berocca drink that gave the game away charles
74  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Englands Final Group Game Against Belgium on: June 26, 2018, 12:27:03 PM
1:1
75  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Eston Baths on: June 26, 2018, 11:12:27 AM
I was at Eston baths this morning and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end.

The life guard must have noticed.

Coont blew his whistle that loud i nearly fell in jc
76  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TODAYS TREBLE !!! on: June 25, 2018, 09:28:51 PM
 
77  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sentiment is Englands biggest threat on: June 25, 2018, 09:57:23 AM
Loftus Cheek is fookin gash as well.
78  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Belgium on: June 23, 2018, 02:16:18 PM
Tunisia are shite.
We made them look good cos were also shite
79  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Ronaldo or Messi Debate on: June 22, 2018, 11:16:37 AM
Ronaldo can carry an average Portugese team, Messi can't do the same with the Argies
80  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A & E at James Cook on: June 22, 2018, 10:54:44 AM
Whilst in there i met a guy

Who had the tip of his cock shot away in Afghanistan.

He claimed he could still piss further than anyone else in the pub

To prove it he showed us a photo of him winning the ' No bell piss prize'  

I'm here all week  :homer:
81  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / A & E at James Cook on: June 22, 2018, 10:53:06 AM
Just got back from James Cook

After getting a mole removed from my penis.

The doctors said it went well but the RSPCA  said that if i do it again, they will prosecute....
82  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT TV ON BBC MAINLY on: June 21, 2018, 03:26:28 PM
You wont be going to see Oceans 8 then mcl
83  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Troy Deeney on: June 21, 2018, 12:26:02 PM
Watford want 10 Million for him.

Good Pulis type signing  

Andre Gray also leaving, Stoke fav to land him.

Stoke will piss this league next season
84  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sterling on: June 21, 2018, 11:58:32 AM
Just need Ashley Young replacing now
85  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Belgium v Tunisia (Our Group Rivals) on: June 21, 2018, 10:57:06 AM
2:1 Belgium
86  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Englands Second 2018 World Cup Game Against Panama on: June 21, 2018, 10:56:29 AM
3 : 1 England mick
87  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Female commentating on Portugal game on: June 20, 2018, 01:14:21 PM
Watching it with Radio 5 commentry. Terry Butcher :like:

Fookin women on mens football souey
88  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Eng v Convicts Cricket on: June 19, 2018, 04:10:54 PM
Fookin big total on for England :bc:

253 - 1 off 30 Overs 
89  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE REFS AND VAR !!! on: June 18, 2018, 09:11:31 PM
Did you see the winner then :alf:
90  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Sterling on: June 18, 2018, 07:47:33 PM
Never seen him have a good game for England.
91  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brown Bread on: June 15, 2018, 10:07:22 AM
Seeing as though it's Friday :homer:

I asked 100 women what shampoo they used when showering?

98% of them said:

How the fook did you get in here......
92  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Jokes of the day on: June 15, 2018, 10:05:23 AM
Two women knocked on my door and asked what colour bread i ate, when i said white they gave me a 30 minute lecture on the benefits of brown bread.


I think they were Hovis witnesses  :chrisk:
93  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Englands First 2018 World Cup Game Against Tunisia on: June 14, 2018, 10:22:00 PM
1:1

1 up then Gareth will go all defensive with Dier and Henderson pairing up in midfield  lost
94  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Easing of Visa Rules for NHS employees on: June 14, 2018, 12:08:04 PM
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own Doctor mcl
95  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Joke of the day FFS on: June 14, 2018, 12:00:56 PM
My 3 year old son was trying to open a yoghurt this morning.
After a few minutes he started getting stressed and said '' stupid twattin fookin lid'' my wife looked at me and said'' where's he got that from''
I said '' the fridge you fookin thick coont''
96  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Kits on: June 14, 2018, 11:56:09 AM
 :like:
97  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The Empire on: June 13, 2018, 10:09:20 AM
Took the wife to the Empire last night, there was a guy on the dance floor giving it large : break dancing, moon walking, back flips the works.

The wife said '' that guy proposed to me 25 years ago and i turned him down''

I said '' it looks like he's still fookin celebrating'' !!!!!
98  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Robert Huth on: June 12, 2018, 01:55:32 PM
See my Geordie Parrot post monkey
99  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: teesside losing out again. on: June 12, 2018, 12:47:29 PM
They all post on FMTTM :homer:
100  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Geordie Parrot on: June 12, 2018, 12:43:39 PM
Bloke buys a Geordie Parrot but gets sick of it saying I'm from the Toon and i'm hard as fook , so he buys a Kestral and puts it in his cage.

Next morning he finds the Kestral dead and the parrot says I'm from the Toon and i'm hard as fook.

The blokes had enough at this stage so buys a Golden Eagle and puts it in his cage.

Next morning he finds the Eagle dead and the Parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage the Parrot says had ta tek me coat off for that fucker     jc
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