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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maradona on: June 22, 2018, 11:25:39 PM
Expect Nigeria to park the bus till the Argies start losing it and hit them on the break. Be a good match for neutrals, sadly I'll miss it.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good to see that Trump has finally proven that he is a morally bankrupt on: June 22, 2018, 02:26:33 AM
Apparently his main reason he's stopped it was pressure from his wife and daughter. They both obviously threatened to refuse his sexual advances till he stopped it!

Does your dog ever refuse your sexual advances? If so, how do you deal with it? (I'm asking for my mate Piglet, by the way, coz he's too shy :like:)

Never had a dog.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good to see that Trump has finally proven that he is a morally bankrupt on: June 21, 2018, 10:08:01 PM
Apparently his main reason he's stopped it was pressure from his wife and daughter. They both obviously threatened to refuse his sexual advances till he stopped it!
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHE IS NOT WEARING IT WELL 🙄 on: June 21, 2018, 12:55:29 AM
You still got your sculptured cheekbones and flowing mane from back then Lids?
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Labourlive on: June 17, 2018, 04:05:14 PM
We'll only know the truth when squarewheelbike gets back with his on-the-spot report

Busy elsewhere and don't go to gigs on my days off.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The most technically gifted band ever on: June 16, 2018, 09:41:11 PM
My 6th form years were haunted by longhairs playing Rush at me in an attempt to prove they were better than anything I heard on the John Peel show. My favourate band at that time were The Fall, noT technically gifted, but produced a gloRious racket that utterly thrilled me as much as the likes of Rush and Rainbow bored me shitless.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Last Boro player to play in World Cup? on: June 16, 2018, 08:14:08 PM
Viduka played as well and Downing was in Sven Gormless Eriksson's squad but I'm not sure if he got a game.

Did we have a player from New Zealand in South Africa 2010?

Killen?
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Come on Peru on: June 16, 2018, 05:49:22 PM
Never do that in penalty run ups, it usually ends in tears.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dirty Den - brown bread on: June 16, 2018, 10:46:41 AM
Unlike the poor cunt he stabbed to death.

He shot him.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TOMMY ROBINSON..... on: June 16, 2018, 09:57:59 AM
Well start at the majority of the 50000 who turned out for the Football LAds Alliance march in London, double it and then pick a number around about there as a minimum.

Hope that helps, pigshit.

 :alf:

That march went past the end of my street, think you've added a zero to that number!
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Same old Ronaldo! on: June 15, 2018, 07:49:00 PM
De Gea for Liverpool?
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Same old Ronaldo! on: June 15, 2018, 07:35:39 PM
Karma!
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Same old Ronaldo! on: June 15, 2018, 07:05:43 PM
How the fuck does he keep getting away with it?
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: World Cup 2026 on: June 13, 2018, 03:20:09 PM
Mexico had 1970 as well so they'll have had three since our one. Load of old bollocks.

Guessing US will get lions share, Canada close behind and Mexico scraps from the table.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: World Cup 2026 on: June 13, 2018, 01:43:52 PM
How are teams going to get between Mexico and the US with Trumps wall in the way?

Have you ever made a post on here that isn't some c&p from Twitter?

Don't do Twitter, never have.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: World Cup 2026 on: June 13, 2018, 01:18:29 PM
How are teams going to get between Mexico and the US with Trumps wall in the way?
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Maggie Thatcher rules ! on: June 12, 2018, 11:43:24 PM
I liked Maggie in some regards.

She was a leader.

She had a personality

And she encourages me to buy shares as a Sid and in doing so made lots of lolly

And now our utilities are largely owned by foreign Governments who take all the profit. So well done you!
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump Haters on: June 12, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
One story that's slipped by during all this, is the EPA removing regulations regarding asbestos, because Trump doesn't think it's dangerous! It would seem that the Donald would happily alienate his allies and cosy up with the tyrants!
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump Haters on: June 12, 2018, 03:44:53 PM
Trump and Kim are puppets of Russia and China, simple as.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump Haters on: June 12, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
All he has done is elevate the profile of a brutal dictator on the world stage.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Beckham on: June 11, 2018, 11:28:50 PM
Let’s be honest, it must be boring bucking the same clout for Near 20 years .

Fuck that !

Longest I've lasted with the same lass was 12 years, TBH it got better and better. Didn't squeeze out any kids mind.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Disposing of a body on: June 11, 2018, 10:40:11 PM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

American Werewolf In London was on the other night, he pops up in it!
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve McLaren on: June 11, 2018, 12:33:12 PM
Reason I put post up was my surprise at his statement. Leeds didn't win the FA Cup in 1973, in fact they famously lost the final to Sunderland.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NEW BORO HOME TOP !!! on: June 11, 2018, 03:15:22 AM
Watching Kingdom Of Heaven, advert just came on for 32 Red, logo now seems same as first posted picture.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Robinson march live (09/06/2018) on: June 10, 2018, 05:26:36 PM
Interesting, people demanding free speech, then giving Nazi salutes.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done Argentina on: June 10, 2018, 04:34:08 PM
The jews deserve their own homeland  :like:

Especially after 6 million of them were butchered and killed




shouldnt have killed baby jesus should they.

karma.


It was the Romans who offed him. :pope2:


I also believe he wasn't a baby by then either.
Accuracy isn't important, it's made up. monkey

Indeed, but a scary amount of people think it's true!
Some are elected representatives of the people.  :tp2:


And some get a free pass to the House of Lords!
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done Argentina on: June 10, 2018, 03:29:45 PM
The jews deserve their own homeland  :like:

Especially after 6 million of them were butchered and killed




shouldnt have killed baby jesus should they.

karma.


It was the Romans who offed him. :pope2:


I also believe he wasn't a baby by then either.
Accuracy isn't important, it's made up. monkey

Indeed, but a scary amount of people think it's true!
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Well done Argentina on: June 10, 2018, 03:18:29 PM
The jews deserve their own homeland  :like:

Especially after 6 million of them were butchered and killed




shouldnt have killed baby jesus should they.

karma.


It was the Romans who offed him. :pope2:


I also believe he wasn't a baby by then either.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Beckham on: June 10, 2018, 01:27:59 AM
Do you give a toss if he has been up to no good?  I don't mind the lad  ..always wore his heart on his sleeve.

Well seeing as the US President and British Foreign Secretary are both well documented adulterers and liers, why should a retired sportsman cop flack?
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ROY KEANE....SUGARCOATING THINGS AGAIN 🤣 on: June 10, 2018, 12:44:29 AM
Smiles less than Posh Spice!
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Teesside MBE on: June 09, 2018, 11:19:36 PM
For Steve Cochrane, founder owner of Psyche.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good old Boris on: June 09, 2018, 10:50:34 PM
And of course asbestos isn't dangerous anymore because Trump says so and the EPA does his bidding!
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Steve McLaren on: June 09, 2018, 11:09:45 AM
On Radio 5, just said his first big football memory was Leeds winning the FA Cup, in 1973!
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STEVE JOBS LAST WORDS !!! on: June 08, 2018, 08:39:32 PM
One of me brother's went to see some one once he thought his house was haunted. Anyway this woman said Ill send my guide round from the spirit world over the next few days he will see whats going on in there. The guide was some native Indian apparently who carried a medicine bag . Anyway our kid left and thought she was crackers, Few days goes by one his his toddler kids screams in the hall way he reckons he seen a trembling figure ( sort of like that below) shaking like mad then it rushed up the stairs,Our kid said what did you see son, the nipper said a shaking man holding a bag he was glowing, it went fast up stairs, So he rings this woman up and tells her , she laughs and says I told you I,d be sending my guide round . Ill ring you back later . She did. she said you have to remove the Ouija board from the house. He said we don't have one . she said you do find it and remove it. He searched all over and found one under his elder sons bed.




All true this no made up shit. really happened. When you croak you move on to the next stage.


Unless you are a  libtard shit pile . No spirits guide  gonna be helping you cunts out.

Done loads of "psychics" gigs over the years. They're so well in touch with the "spirits" they've worked out the running times in advance!
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good old Boris on: June 08, 2018, 02:48:50 PM
Suggesting Trump would be better at handling Brexit negotiations tells you all you need to know!
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Glynn Edwards RIP on: June 07, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
AKA "Dave" from Minder, apparently a couple of weeks ago, only just making news.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ramsdens to Sponsor Again on: June 07, 2018, 10:51:33 AM
Only on the back of the shirts though  :bc:

New sponsors on hopefully a White band

Guessing it won't be Binn's!
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One for the ostriches on here..... on: June 07, 2018, 09:32:29 AM
Wondering how long before you learned how spell!

Wondering how long before you learned how to use an infinitive marker.

It's a fair cop!
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One for the ostriches on here..... on: June 07, 2018, 01:35:39 AM
Wondering how long before you learned how spell!
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Heathrow Third Runway on: June 06, 2018, 10:16:39 PM
Remembering Boris Johnson promising lie in front of the diggers if plans went ahead. "Lie" is pretty much the operative word when it comes to Boris!
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: When we got deducted 3points.. on: June 06, 2018, 03:59:48 PM
IIRC it was Coventry that dodged the drop.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Heathrow Third Runway on: June 05, 2018, 03:46:17 PM
Causing predictable fuss, but if you bought a house nearby in the last 60 years, you can't complain you weren't warned.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do you have trouble sleeping. on: June 04, 2018, 10:56:38 PM
The Desert Island Discs archive on the BBC. Generally pick older ones so no loud surprises.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Robinson Song on: June 04, 2018, 12:01:58 AM
The greatest living irishman englishman

I didn't think it was possible to die from cringeing but I nearly did

Sought it out on YouTube, unbelievably awful.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THIS SUNDAY..... on: June 03, 2018, 08:29:08 PM
So, many thousands turned up then?
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BGT final tonight ! on: June 03, 2018, 07:56:54 PM
I'll make a note of who wins, because it will crop up in a pub quiz next week. Otherwise, meh!
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The verve dont get a penny from.. on: June 03, 2018, 07:55:05 PM
Don’t recall it being the stones that complained and went after the verve, it was just a bloke who owned the rights of whatever stones song it was...
I think .
Wasn’t someone you’d of heard of anyway

Yeah it was. Allan Klein, owns rights to all Stones music pre 1970. Notorious back in the day, managed The Beatles and The Kinks too.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The verve dont get a penny from.. on: June 03, 2018, 07:42:34 PM
Elastica had a similar thing with an alleged Stranglers rip off. But it was the company holding the publishing rights who went after them, not the band.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Terrible This on: June 03, 2018, 06:37:21 PM
Reason I put this up apart from the poor lass being so young was she's a medic. I thought they have a rule in conflicts where medical people are left alone if possible .

There are, but the Israelies don't give a fuck!
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Highest qualified poster on: June 03, 2018, 01:09:52 AM
Is this based on highest qualification or most? Because I've lost count of the Risk Assessment certificates I've got!
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