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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was the guest star... on: October 21, 2017, 01:25:03 AM
I actually met mine in the 90s and she gave me the distinct impression that she was mine if I wanted. I was with someone else at the time so I declined and I have regretted it ever since.

Mind you, I saw her again last year and she hasn't aged too well so maybe not so bad... 

Don't be so coy, which one of Iron Maiden was it?
my moneys on Bruce Dickinson. monkey



Joking aside, was it the blonde out of Girlschool?
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wham! Fans Fighting Each Other on: October 21, 2017, 12:57:36 AM
Lids will be on soon to predict Bilic's sacking!
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was the guest star... on: October 20, 2017, 04:24:00 PM
I actually met mine in the 90s and she gave me the distinct impression that she was mine if I wanted. I was with someone else at the time so I declined and I have regretted it ever since.

Mind you, I saw her again last year and she hasn't aged too well so maybe not so bad... 

Don't be so coy, which one of Iron Maiden was it?
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who was the guest star... on: October 20, 2017, 03:48:44 PM


Aye, or that Russian gymnast Nellie Kim.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Would you go on a reality show. on: October 19, 2017, 05:14:14 PM
Current series of the Apprentice is perfect example as to why you should run a mile. A few serious candidates fleshed out with a load of freaks with no self awareness. That said, I do enjoy it, but most of them are picked for comedy potential, not business.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LADS WHO GET DAFT TATS WHEN PISSED 🤓 on: October 19, 2017, 03:50:36 PM
Similar BS thread on Flyme, about "bloke from The Jam"!
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sean Hughes Dead At 51 on: October 16, 2017, 11:24:53 PM
Did a couple of gigs with him. Nice guy, no bother and always respectful to crew, shame he's checked out early.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wee G walks... on: October 12, 2017, 11:09:21 PM
That's a shame, he was doing such a shit job.

Moyes favourite to replace him if that cheers you up!
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Wee G walks... on: October 12, 2017, 05:03:26 PM
away from Scotland job!
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 50 THOUSAND MARCH AGAINST TERRORISM !!! on: October 10, 2017, 02:40:55 PM
I get the feeling the whole thing will end in tears, despite the best of intentions.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WEE CHESNEY....AND UGLY LEIGH GRIFFITHS.... on: October 09, 2017, 12:54:51 PM
two paedo looking cunts if i've ever seen one.



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12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Massive queue to see Boro players at Psyche on: October 09, 2017, 01:43:29 AM
Good luck to him started selling big jumpers in the 80's on station road redcar - sliced tomatoes  :mido:

didn't bother myself was still shopping in top man  souey

Was involved with that place when it opened, lot of the clothes were made on the premises! Last time I passed by could still make out where the tomatoes used to be on the wall.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THEM W@NKERS OVER THE ROAD ! on: October 09, 2017, 01:38:59 AM


Same type of excrement branded poor old Enoch a racist and deny to this day the man was 100% right.

Right about what exactly?
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Labour MEP Disgrace on: October 09, 2017, 12:49:36 AM
Snouts in the gravy train trough

?
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Theresa May on: October 07, 2017, 05:57:47 PM
Well the silly cow is now talking about " calm" leadership.Mrs May's problem is she is a geography graduate and therefore not too bright.She just plodded along at  university,and ditto in everything since.She was a bit of a disaster as Home Secretary but no one seemed to notice.Then she hovered about ducking and diving during and after the Referendum and then seized her opportunity.Its been downhill all the way,and now one by one the wheels are coming off the Maybotmobile.Im loving it.
and she still won a general election, shows how poor her competition are.

Won in the sense of blowing an outright majority and clinging to power by bribing a bunch of religious nut jobs!
won in the sense of she's in charge of the country because however bad people claim she is, nobody could vote the tories out.

She's only in charge by dint of the fact she used a billion quid to buy off 10 vile bigots. Would you feel a winner doing that?
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good films to watch on: October 07, 2017, 03:44:49 PM
FUCKING RAMBO ALWAYS WORTH A WATCH 

Is that a Porno ? 


To some, very much so!
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOT ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? on: October 07, 2017, 03:43:49 PM
Minor injuries only reported.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Theresa May on: October 07, 2017, 01:54:28 PM
Well the silly cow is now talking about " calm" leadership.Mrs May's problem is she is a geography graduate and therefore not too bright.She just plodded along at  university,and ditto in everything since.She was a bit of a disaster as Home Secretary but no one seemed to notice.Then she hovered about ducking and diving during and after the Referendum and then seized her opportunity.Its been downhill all the way,and now one by one the wheels are coming off the Maybotmobile.Im loving it.
and she still won a general election, shows how poor her competition are.

Won in the sense of blowing an outright majority and clinging to power by bribing a bunch of religious nut jobs!
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bet For The Weekend on: October 07, 2017, 03:33:32 AM
Press bullshit, got mates working on Panto with him.

Really?

Glad i hadnt pressed the button then yet.

Cheers  :like:

Don't blame me if he fucks up mind, but he's one of the Celebs with a proper old school showbiz background who earned his Equity Card the hard way, like Debbie McGee!
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mission Impossible: Official Story of Las Vegas Shooting Unravels on: October 07, 2017, 02:57:14 AM
Question regarding the gay section. Of society?

Groups like open borders / Antifa / UAF seem crammed with Gays on the protests they do.

And you can tell this how?
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bet For The Weekend on: October 06, 2017, 04:12:54 PM
Press bullshit, got mates working on Panto with him.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Edward Heath the paedophile on: October 06, 2017, 02:24:28 AM
If you go to the LBC website, they've got a clip of Heaths' Cheif Whip bragging about MP's getting bailed out by them for problems like finances and "little boys". He then considered this to be gaining "brownie points" for future votes.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mission Impossible: Official Story of Las Vegas Shooting Unravels on: October 05, 2017, 06:04:39 PM
It's weird that they are claiming there is no CCTV footage to see if he was with someone else.

Hotels in Vegas have CCTV everywhere.  Hard to believe it wasn't working.


 



Like on the London Underground, but not one camera was working when de Menenzes was shot. Or, when the 7/7 bombers supposedly boarded their train in Luton.

How about when the 'plane' hit the Pentagon?

You get the idea; they never work they are needed, apparently.

Plenty of footage Menenzes in the station, but he was shot on the train with no CCTV.

Again, plenty of footage of the 7/7 bombers at Luton station, just google it.

Cameras at Pentagon were time lapse, not continual. Planes tend to fly quite fast, you could see why they'd miss it!

Just saying like.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time to ban fireworks for general sale? on: October 05, 2017, 02:37:52 AM
I've been getting Risk Assessment training on various entertainment matters for the last 25 odd years. when I first did them it was a case of "nobody would do something that stupid"! Turns out they will, and it racks up insurance costs, and that is why things get binned.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lee Nelson on: October 04, 2017, 12:27:17 PM
Not particularly a fan, but got to admire his balls!

PS. P45 for head of security.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHOOTERS IN LAS VEGAS.... on: October 04, 2017, 12:29:34 AM
Fucking ISIS claim anything, surprised they haven't said they started the recent hurricanes

To late, the religious right have already stated the Hurricanes were Gods punishment for masterbation. That said ISIS would claim to farting in a lift!
I must have brought the hurricanes then. monkey

No, I think there's many posters on here way ahead of you on that!
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Have you ever used a gun? on: October 03, 2017, 10:27:12 PM
Not fired anything live, but did a BBC Armoury gun course, fired all sorts, modern stuff as well as shot guns and Flint locks. Big disappointment was they had a German MP40, but no ammo.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Camp nou on: October 03, 2017, 01:35:01 AM
I think you'll find it's called The Boleyn Ground.....

Oh, hold on!
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHOOTERS IN LAS VEGAS.... on: October 02, 2017, 11:28:04 PM
Fucking ISIS claim anything, surprised they haven't said they started the recent hurricanes

To late, the religious right have already stated the Hurricanes were Gods punishment for masterbation. That said ISIS would claim to farting in a lift!
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHOOTERS IN LAS VEGAS.... on: October 02, 2017, 03:00:58 PM
Turns out the Woman they were looking for isn't even in the U.S.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHOOTERS IN LAS VEGAS.... on: October 02, 2017, 12:28:59 PM
Is it an attack on the redneck community, with what has gone on recently. Think you can count ISIS out of this one by the looks of it. Still on the loose one or more gunmen.

Crocket will be gutted





OI DAFT CUNT !!!

It was one of your snowflake fucking retards that did this !!






Anti Trump wanker


Obama / Clinton Lover !!

When do you get back I am seriously looking forward to levelling you out you cunt  

Where abouts is this information from?  This is not this right guy.  The power of social media. 


Yeah, not the bloke, even Trumpazees saying not him.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHOOTERS IN LAS VEGAS.... on: October 02, 2017, 12:13:02 PM
Last report I heard 50+ dead. Trump not tweeted so far.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do fascists smoke cannabis? on: October 01, 2017, 11:14:10 PM
I would've thought the RWNJ drug of choice would the old Gianluca!
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Funniest and least funny comedian you have seen live on: September 26, 2017, 02:54:27 PM
Best night as a punter was the night before the ZDS final, Frank Sidebottom supported by Jack Dee, hosted by Gilbert The Alien at the Hackney Empire. Best gig I worked was Jack Dee supported by Lee Evans. Worst I worked was Frank Skinner supported by Al Murray. (Pre pub landlord).
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Celebrity Death on: September 26, 2017, 02:47:07 PM
Bobby Knutt.

 :homer:

Yep, good riddance to a vile racist.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Celebrity Death on: September 26, 2017, 02:17:32 PM
Vera Duckworth  :pd: RIP

Nah, not Scouse Git, either!
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Celebrity Death on: September 25, 2017, 11:49:44 PM
Seems to have gone unnoticed on here! Was sure Lids would be banging on about it!
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Funniest and least funny comedian you have seen live on: September 25, 2017, 03:43:58 PM
Funniest, Jack Dee, unfunniest and utter cunt Jim Davidson.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Its going to be announced next week on: September 25, 2017, 01:24:32 PM
Aside from the obvious fan banter, I'd be sad to see any football club go to the wall. That said, Southampton were in this position fairly recently.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Slumdog millionaire on: September 24, 2017, 03:52:13 PM
Read the book it was based on, only common threads are being on Millionaire and blinding the kids. Enjoyed both film and book.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Uber on: September 22, 2017, 11:02:23 PM
Good, Boris and his chums trying to make a fast buck off the back of honest London Cabbies.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A generation of idiots: indoctrination with political correctness on: September 22, 2017, 09:15:24 PM
I tend to think stewart lee's a cunt

(And so are people who use the phrase "tend to" rather just saying what the want to say without trying to jazz it up with clever cuntedness)

Squarewhhelbike, youre wrong again. Because youre weak minded and were easy to indoctrinate

Considering your user name, oh, the irony!

The weak minded are those who believe the outrage of Daily Mail headlines. "Birmingham bans Xmas", "Muslims black out swimming pools" etc
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A generation of idiots: indoctrination with political correctness on: September 22, 2017, 05:19:48 PM
Political Correctness. A sustained RWNJ hoax that has left us with Brexit and Trump in the White House. Well done all concerned you must be very proud.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NIGERIAN PEOPLE on: September 22, 2017, 12:11:11 AM
HAVE BIG LIPS  :like:

AND TELL GIGANTIC STORIES  monkey


 :alf:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

AND NIGER  charles

IS THE CAPITAL 

I think you're confusing it with Nambia, where all the Covfefe comes from!
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Famous people you have had a pint with. on: September 20, 2017, 04:44:59 PM
TOO MANY TOO MENTION  :like:

 :meltdown:

Just mention a few then.

Got this cunt   on standby for your reply

 




LOOK IM NOT ONE TO BLOW ME OWN TRUMPET  mcl

BUT THEY WOULD BE TOO MANY   BEING PUT UP IF I TOLD YA....I KNOW THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOIR  :meltdown:

Who's "Moir"? Vic Reeves?

46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Leicester Liverpool game on: September 19, 2017, 09:41:41 PM
Been watching it in a pub in The City, very funny with all the Cockney Scousers throwing their toys out of the pram.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Villa Away In The Cup on: September 18, 2017, 12:58:50 AM
Albert nailed on to score, obviously.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Udinese scorer today on: September 17, 2017, 09:15:02 PM
Whats the sauce of this info?

Either Gian Luca Pesto or Benito Carbonara?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Udinese scorer today on: September 17, 2017, 08:23:26 PM
Wonder if Boro have ever had a player with a name that sounds like a type of pasta? Can't think off the top of my head!
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Shawshank Redemption on: September 14, 2017, 03:24:13 PM
An enjoyable film, and TBH you can pick holes in any film. Most people bang on about the poster without wondering why a skinny bloke would dig out such a wide tunnel? But the Hitchcock style camera move with the three heads in shot is well worth it.
Orson Welles there. :chrisk:



Now if Andy had been played by Ted Robbins I could see why the tunnel was so wide!
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