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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Riots in Philly on: Today at 02:01:11 PM
Even i saw it on the news and I'm in the middle of the north sea
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Christmas on: Today at 11:53:50 AM
Microwave Xmas dinner for one

 :homer:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MFC vs COVENTRY OFFICIAL COB MATCH THREAD 27TH OCTOBER 2020 on: Yesterday at 10:27:41 PM
 :homer:
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC: 1 - 0 on: Yesterday at 10:27:02 PM
 :mido:
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Yesterday at 10:19:05 PM
 
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Yesterday at 09:44:51 PM
 mick
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MFC vs COVENTRY OFFICIAL COB MATCH THREAD 27TH OCTOBER 2020 on: Yesterday at 09:34:53 PM
Shit ones?
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Yesterday at 09:13:24 PM
Roberts very lively.

Should HAVE scored.

 mick

 :mido:

 :homer:

You can tell Steely was educated at Billingham Campus
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: Yesterday at 07:33:34 PM
Good news!

PS: I could murder egg and chips right now.

Next time you're in the UK I'll make you some

Laced with rohypnol
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: Yesterday at 07:09:04 PM
Wish I could!

 
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: Yesterday at 05:59:43 PM
Good news mate

Hope you're all making a recovery

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Yesterday at 05:25:20 PM
Cov, four nowt


Good thread Clem  :like:

13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Schuy vs Hamilton on: Yesterday at 01:22:16 PM
Schumacher was a cheating cunt
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MFC vs COVENTRY OFFICIAL COB MATCH THREAD 27TH OCTOBER 2020 on: Yesterday at 01:21:23 PM
best match thread ever!

3 nil to Coventry


15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THE ONLY MATCH THREAD on: October 24, 2020, 09:51:14 PM
Good thread Clem

 :like:

UTB
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How good were you at football? on: October 23, 2020, 06:37:19 PM
Ask Redsteel  :homer:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Parmo News on: October 21, 2020, 03:29:10 PM
Not if you use chicken 
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 195 countries on: October 21, 2020, 11:00:46 AM
Yugoslavia.

 mick
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GET IN GEORGE on: October 20, 2020, 10:49:54 PM
Always been a fan of Savile (George)
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 195 countries on: October 20, 2020, 10:17:40 PM
Mauritania  :homer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WARNOCKS THE MAN 👍 on: October 20, 2020, 10:15:28 PM
Brilliant result tonight

UTB
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: October 20, 2020, 05:56:15 PM
 :homer:
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for a sexy image thread. on: October 20, 2020, 03:05:15 PM
CAN SOME FUCKING IDLE CUNT GET OFF THEIR FUCKING FAT HARRIS AND POST A FEW PICS 😠😠😠

DOWN TO PAGE 3 THIS  👎

YA BUNCH OF GAY CUNTS  😂😂😂

you're the idlest cunt on here!
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOT BAD LADS THE GEORDIES on: October 20, 2020, 01:52:06 PM
know plenty of people suffering the same symptoms - my daughters' house mate has been rushed to hospital twice in the last week

weather is changing, and hard core colds are doing the rounds

make sure you have plenty of lucozade and tangerines to hand!

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Doing the wrong thing.... on: October 20, 2020, 01:28:29 PM
aslong as you offer to meet people for a windmill-heavy face-to-face in the car park of some shit boozer somewhere on Teesside you'll be ok
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARD GAME TONIGHT AT ASHTON GATE..... on: October 20, 2020, 11:05:40 AM
Few tough games coming up

UTB
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: just been for a Covid test on: October 15, 2020, 10:38:30 AM
Negative

 :homer:

Chopper this afternoon

 rava
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Havana, Blaises, Centrefold, Arena, Kirk, The Mall or Madison? on: October 15, 2020, 09:47:06 AM
Mostly The Kirk.
On occasions - Black Cats, Peppermint Park Club, Lucinda's (Darlo) and Bennetts.

By mid 80's I was in Manchester so it was The Venue, Band on the Wall (live music) or the Ritz by choice and The Hacienda by peer pressure (it was a fucking shit hole).


Did you meet Bez?
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gareth Southgate - Clown on: October 15, 2020, 07:56:59 AM
Got to admit, last night's performance was fucking shit

Baffling team selection and substitutions as well
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Havana, Blaises, Centrefold, Arena, Kirk, The Mall or Madison? on: October 15, 2020, 07:14:20 AM
Blaises and The Empire for me

couldn't get away with The Arena....plus it was too far out of town

if i stayed in Billog then it would be "Eleanor Rigby's" or whatever the fuck it was called....bit rough in there like
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Real Ale on: October 14, 2020, 07:31:46 PM
been caning Jack Daniels recently

got a couple of bottles left, then i'm onto some Bourbon from New York and finally a bottle of Jim Beam
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Black / BAME People on TV on: October 14, 2020, 06:20:07 PM
I canít think of anything they are good at , definitely not with cars or construction
Actually, apart from driving a taxi and that tends to be pakistaniís what do they all do Where do they go each day ?

I honestly donít know

What the fuck are you on about? There are loads of black men and women who are brilliant at exactly the same things as other races, I've worked with a good number in business who would run rings around most, best builder I've every had was black, used to go to a black run car garage in London good as any I've ever used, had a very a great black dentist at one point  and your posting on a football board .... there's no good black footballers  souey

ďA very great black dentistĒ - all right donald, calm down

:alf:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Real Ale on: October 14, 2020, 06:05:31 PM
what is real ale?

i like stuff like Bombardier and Speckled Hen and Cameron's Hand Pull.....not sure if that stuff is real ale like
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / When is London going into lockdown? on: October 14, 2020, 05:36:41 PM
can't tell me the cases of Covid aren't going through the roof in our capital....
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: just been for a Covid test on: October 14, 2020, 04:19:34 PM
:meltdown:
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: just been for a Covid test on: October 14, 2020, 04:09:25 PM


A cracking gif...Needs to be a permanent on here.... :like:

i think it already is.....
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: OFF FOR A WALK ROUND THE LEVEN VALLEY TODAY...... on: October 14, 2020, 03:39:44 PM
He bucked her in the woods.




 :mido:



 mcl



 :like:


 jc

3 x sid
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / just been for a Covid test on: October 14, 2020, 03:36:40 PM
swab taken from the back off the mouth and both nostrils

was unpleasant but didn't last long.....

fuck knows what happens next - i assume i get a text with the result

CLEM......you will be glad to know that i have a very good gag reflex
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Middlies on: October 14, 2020, 06:57:45 AM
:like:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANARCHY IN THE UK 👎😠👎 on: October 14, 2020, 06:57:03 AM
Can the cunts have another job?

If so they shouldnt be allowed for conflict of interest

They abuse the expenses system. No london mp should be allowed a second home allowance for a start

no MP should be allowed a second home allowance, regardless of where they live

why can't the government rent or buy places in london and MP's share them as and when needed? you know, like the rest of us do

or if that doesn't appeal to them then they can pay to stay in a fucking hotel - paying for that might actually put them off going to london and force them to actually spend some time in their constituencies

maybe
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Phillip Schofield Thread on: October 14, 2020, 06:51:04 AM
I can't stand poncey fucking poof "only gay in the village" types who have to ram it down your throat at all times.

mick
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lefties on: October 14, 2020, 06:49:43 AM
So the lockdown measures are working?

mick
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Interview with a serial killer on: October 14, 2020, 06:11:55 AM
I saw an interview with a vampire once and I thought the interviewer was very brave
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: where is....... on: October 13, 2020, 02:40:15 PM
He's playing golf with Gibbo
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Phillip Schofield Thread on: October 13, 2020, 02:39:04 PM
Is that someone who bucks gadgies and bewers?




 

That's Clem
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Phillip Schofield Thread on: October 13, 2020, 12:30:42 PM
He's gone about it all wrong coming out and hiding for so many years. Some people just can't accept what they are I suppose.

This board defo has two dodge pots, one is Asexual and the other a botty bandit. Not naming names but they know who they are. Do you know who I'm talking about  :ponce: monkey

what does Asexual mean?
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What should you Retrain to Do According to the Gov on: October 12, 2020, 09:29:04 PM
Because of your answers we would recommend being the Go-Compare man.


 mick

48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What should you Retrain to Do According to the Gov on: October 12, 2020, 09:28:06 PM
Heh - this is fucking hilarious.

After the first assessment it gave me several other areas to answer more questions - here are some from those various top 3s:

- Football Referee
- Fitness instructor
- Lifeguard
- Actor
- Paramedic
- Magistrate
- Coroner
- Astronomer
- Soldier
- Shop fitter
- Dry liner
- Hotel room attendant
- Tourist guide
- Nanotechnologist
- Meteorologist
- IT specialist

 lost

Quite the range of careers!

 

What an utter pile of fucking shite.

 :meltdown:

:like:

the world is your oyster mate

referee a premier league game during the afternoon, and do some dry-lining on a night

just to top up your wage from showing all the tourists around during the week

:homer:

what the fuck is a hotel room attendant?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What should you Retrain to Do According to the Gov on: October 12, 2020, 09:12:17 PM
i got "Toilet attendant" or "Fluffer"

:mido:

Fixed  :like:

be happy with either of them to be honest

especially the second one
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool got the glorious chance of playing the victim card! on: October 12, 2020, 08:00:58 PM
For once I have some sympathy for the poor bastards, going to get screwed by Boris and his henchmen 


You might want to sympathise more for the poor fuckers who end up in  a bad way in hospital cos  selfish twsts wont follow the rules and allowed this virus to spread.  Yeah gonna be a nightmare not being allowed in westhersppons and William hills! How will they cope

Fucking boils mine, this. Me and Mrs End sat on concrete benches outside the chippy near the harbour in Scarborough. The pavement's 10 feet wide. People without masks just about stand on my feet as they pass. WTF is UP with people? Happens all the time, all the bloody time. 'Oh I haven't got it' would be the comment, the thick Bobup disciples

what size shoe are you? :pd:
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