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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WARNOCKS THE MAN 👍 on: October 20, 2020, 10:46:57 PM
He seems to have the perfect balance of Stick and carrot when dealing with the players., similar to how Alex Ferguson was. They know he wonít stand for any reduced performance but they want to play for him- he gets the most out of them for sure. Love the man, me like.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOL on: October 19, 2020, 09:10:00 AM
Large 2,000-year-old cat discovered in Peru's Nazca lines https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-54593295


I read this yesterday, I thought it was April the first. I mean.....WTF????
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Jonny Nash is chicken shed on: October 07, 2020, 07:11:55 AM
Jonny has nashed upstairs.

 Sang Ď I can see clearly nowí.  RIP.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chuba on: October 06, 2020, 10:26:49 PM
Could become first player in a century to score in first 3 games.


I reckon heís going to a Uwe Fuchs type signing, he has that feel about him.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Four under 21 year olds dead from drugs in one weekend on: October 05, 2020, 09:53:43 PM
You fucking tit :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

No sympathy for them... if youíre daft enough to pop a pill from someone then you deserve everything you get
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who has Liddís login? on: September 23, 2020, 05:40:46 PM
I think we should embrace and respect the re-invented Brother Lidds.......Or give him a gallon of his fav ale to see if the original Liddle Towers still lurks in there...Sid Sid Sid......

The real Lidds would be a gallon in by this time on most days.

Anyone know PinkPonce, real lids would have a pop at him for sure  :ponce: :ponce: :ponce:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Who has Liddís login? on: September 23, 2020, 02:37:24 PM
Iím a big fan of the Lidds, had a couple decent chats with him and heís a good lad.

But, this Ďnew personí Lidds is quite clearly not the original. No chance.

So, who do you reckon heís lent his login too?

Iím going for Big Kev, he has form for this ( remember that gadge with the gardener FFS 😀).

Anyone else?
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is there a louder knock known to man? on: September 19, 2020, 12:03:25 AM
 :ali:
Let him in the back door then.

Because the back door is also locked.

Do leave your back door open, ready for a delivery gadge to enter if required?
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Is there a louder knock known to man? on: September 18, 2020, 11:29:32 PM
Twice in a week the Amazon bloke woke me up (on night shifts), even in the loft room.

This fucker has it down to a T: he starts with a triple ring if the bell, followed closely by a quadruple thump to the door with the back of his hand. He then leaves approximately 2.3 seconds and then he repeats. If Iím still not there he brings the letter box into play with a few hefty slaps.

To his credit, I never miss a parcel 😀
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Warnock has Covid on: September 17, 2020, 10:37:31 AM
I did wonder why he was in the stands on Tuesday.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: People who have young kids and dogs on: September 16, 2020, 10:18:44 PM
Why? 

May as well give the kids a sharp knife to play with - that's clearly how much these people give a shit about their kids. Dogs are not humans, or "part of the family". They are animals who will do what animals do.

How many times do you hear people saying "Oh my dog isn't like that, he's soft as shite"  souey

Yeah, till he puts his teeth around a childs throat one day.  :wanker:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738821/Newborn-baby-boy-pictured-mothers-arms-just-days-mauled-death.html


I absolutely loved my dog when he was here 🐕

But i wouldnít trust any dogs around my kids, Iím sure they would be absolutely fine but that very small risk that something would happen is avoidable and I wouldnít have them while they are young ( will get another soon though).
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 04:27:10 PM
Who was turfed out in short order.
Unlike Labour and Fiona Onasanya.


Why is everyone determined to turn this into a left v right, or Tory v Labour?



Your next post:

Quote
Because he was a Tory MP

 :alf:

 

 souey

There had been another post, I was answering a question. Keep up.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:40:28 PM
Why didn't you give it the title "MP going to the big house"?

Are you serious?

Because he was a Tory MP

Donít let your politics blind what is right and wrong. Are you really being defensive about a convicted sex offender because he was in the party you vote for?

So youre not impartial then? What difference does it make what party he is from?

I, and others, make this point whenever theres a post like this, regardless of what party theyre from. A nonce is a nonce.

Its you amd only you thats making a distinction based on political leanings.

If Iím sticking to a facts about the case and offering no opinion of his then yes itís impartial. Why donít you read the right leaning Daily Mails headline? Do they mention his political party? Of course they fucking do. Then have a read of The Suns headline.......bingo....there it is again.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:32:23 PM
Donít let your politics blind what is right and wrong.

Wrong uns, a wrong un and there's plenty of them on both sides of the HoC
 :like:

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Exactly.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:30:39 PM
Who was turfed out in short order.
Unlike Labour and Fiona Onasanya.


Why is everyone determined to turn this into a left v right, or Tory v Labour?



Your next post:

Quote
Because he was a Tory MP

 :alf:

Jesus wept.

It is a factual point. Not opinion. Surely you understand the difference.

16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:21:43 PM
Why didn't you give it the title "MP going to the big house"?

Are you serious?

Because he was a Tory MP

Donít let your politics blind what is right and wrong. Are you really being defensive about a convicted sex offender because he was in the party you vote for?
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:15:13 PM
Who was turfed out in short order.
Unlike Labour and Fiona Onasanya.


Why is everyone determined to turn this into a left v right, or Tory v Labour?

18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:08:29 PM
Ex MP.



Yes, ex MP now but when he committed the attacks he was a serving MP.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 02:03:05 PM
Female judge - was always going to happen.

Even his ex Mrs is saying he didn't get a fair trial.

He sounds a wrong un TBH, have you read the details of the case?

His Ex Mrs will have a vested interest in him not going to jail ( given that he is the father of their children, affects future money she gets from the divorce etc). Sheís not exactly impartial.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Tory MP going to the big house on: September 15, 2020, 01:00:37 PM
Charlie Elphicke jailed for 2 years for sexual assault
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Grassing on the Neighbours on: September 15, 2020, 09:15:08 AM
Minge is already preparing lists for his weekend meet with Mallon and the Chief Constable.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Home Game In The League Cup Versus Barnsley on: September 15, 2020, 09:11:48 AM
 3-2 win  :mido: :mido: :mido:


Is it on that iPlayer tonight?
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Bishops on: September 13, 2020, 07:46:45 PM
Was Franny Ramone part of their extended family?

Does anyone know if he is still around?
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 04:50:53 PM
Bore off Granville you are like a broken record.

Whatís up.....DVLA took your license off you?

25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 04:14:06 PM
As said keep on showing yourself up jerk. This was a thread for those who wish to show respect not for years like you

FFS, yes COB death threads are known for their paying respect characteristics. 

Go on sign a book of condolence you dithering idiot.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 03:57:39 PM
And you make light hearted comments with regards to a death? Classy. Youíre a fucking idiot

No I didnít you fucking mong. I made a comment on you liking older women. Senile old wanker.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 03:38:11 PM
Here Holgate....

Iíve never Ďtalkedí to you on here before. I make a light hearted comment about GILFs and you come out with one of ridiculous put downs about Ďtaking tablets, taking medication, embarrassment blah blah blahí

So, donít come the cunt with me you stupid, nappy wearing twat.
I donít agree with RR or monty on many things but they have you sussed. You just sound like some old, boring cunt from ĎOpen all hoursí

Now fuck off and read your Radio Times.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 03:08:47 PM
Fuck off you old, pervert Bernie

Fuck off you old, pissy pants Holgate
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Diana Rigg RIP on: September 10, 2020, 02:48:41 PM
When was Ďher timeí as she was 82??

Bit of a GILF fan mate? 😀

Or maybe a GGILF?
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MINGE 👎🐷👎 on: September 10, 2020, 09:37:50 AM
Thank God we have people like the police
Yes, thank God for Cleveland Police, the most corrupt and inept force the UK has every seen. Yes, you will have rank and file officers that are decent people but the stench that wafts down from the top is horrendous. Teesside deserves better but never gets it.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MINGE 👎🐷👎 on: September 10, 2020, 09:31:56 AM
True story, I forget the name of the place we left from but it was right at the very top , in the middle.
Sea was wild as fuck  klins


Hmmmm, strange choice of company-you in the Freemasons as well?
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Going dogging on: September 10, 2020, 09:23:28 AM
Our lass fancied trying it, we we went

But by the time she'd parked the car everyone had fucked off .
 :chrisk:



With Mallon and the Chief Constable.......Iím not surprised they did
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Colder and the gang:double bed on: September 10, 2020, 07:27:06 AM
Ronald Ďkhelisí Bell.......no more jungle bogeying for the founder. RIP.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lacelles v Lewis Wing on: September 04, 2020, 11:35:36 AM
Iím not sure but would assume yes.

The gadge that told me was linked to the Geordieís so new of Lacelles outcome.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Lacelles v Lewis Wing on: September 04, 2020, 10:42:50 AM
The reason they got sent off in the friendly was they had a full on punch up!

Wing elbowed lacelles during an aerial challenge. The Geordie retaliated and twatted our Lewis, this then
Sparked a full-on punch up with no clear winner.

Steve Bruce couldnít hide his disappointment with his player who is known for his quick temper. He is suspended for their friendly against a Stoke.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THESE TROLLS..... SAME CRAP EVERYDAY... on: September 03, 2020, 04:54:45 PM
Iíd wish they would pack in.....itís just boring and repetitive, and it ruins the board.

Come on Monty....itís just sounding desperate now.,
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This Jacob Blake fella on: August 25, 2020, 10:43:56 PM
Just another worthless din-do-nuffin.

Who gives a fuck? No point crying over dead criminals.

Hes still Alive isnít he?

What a shame.

You wanker  :wanker:
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hey look how big a bitch I am men on: August 25, 2020, 10:34:48 PM
I can't believe that wet fanny comes from anywhere near Middlesbrough.

I honestly think that the people on FMTTM have absolutely no reflection of the Teesside area. Where the fuck do they come from? Itís embarrassing that fans of other clubs think it is representative of Boro fans.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Marshall off to Derby on: August 18, 2020, 11:44:21 PM
Bloody Hell, how far are Wigan going to fall?

This could lead to them dropping out the league in 2 seasons.


40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY BEN G ? on: August 18, 2020, 05:53:10 PM
When I was backpacking in Cambodia in the 90ís I got talking to a local who ran a hostel about this. He ate dog and genuinely saw no issue with it. He really didnít see the fuss. He also thought us eating cows was odd.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro fans v Derbyshire police on: August 18, 2020, 02:48:03 PM
Is this the thing Rob_Fmttm the pacifist got behind to fund raise for hoolies?

Thatís it. The year the DLF turned up and a return visit was planned ( and got the police twitchy that they kettled anything)


WAS THE SEASON AFTER THE DLF TURNED UP..... WAS THROWN OUT OF COURT..... BENT COPPERS BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER FOR YEARS  👎

Cheers.

No surprise there then eh? ☹️
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro fans v Derbyshire police on: August 18, 2020, 02:41:09 PM
Is this the thing Rob_Fmttm the pacifist got behind to fund raise for hoolies?

Thatís it. The year the DLF turned up and a return visit was planned ( and got the police twitchy that they kettled anything)
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hemmo on: August 18, 2020, 02:39:05 PM
Remember the ragworth riots well and the main organisers
Was crazy for about a week

It wasnít that bad was it? Couple of things torched but what else happened?

That was around early 90s wasnít it? That was when the UK loved a good riot.....Poll tax, Meadowell, Oxford etc.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Boro fans v Derbyshire police on: August 18, 2020, 02:36:15 PM
Anyone know what the result of the court case? All gone very  quiet?
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Pete Way: Chicken Shed on: August 15, 2020, 07:50:50 AM
Pete Ďhas gone his owní Way.

Lead singer of UFO. RIP.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pears off to Blackburn? on: August 11, 2020, 12:54:43 PM
The own goal , from Gary Parkinson , that Pears let in at Leeds in the last minute ( lost 2-1) was the most gutting I have ever been involved in.

Just 2 of us on the train to York after the game, the 100 odd Leeds fans on the platform could have filled us in but just laughed at us 😟
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Wayne Fontana has deep fried on: August 07, 2020, 04:25:34 PM
All over for the Game of love singer.

48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Carthorse Friend next out of the door? on: July 19, 2020, 10:46:15 AM




THIS IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN BUSINESS  👎

HAVING YER FRIENDS (PARDON THE PUN) AND FAMILY WORKING FOR YOU...

DOES NOT WORK 👎👎👎

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE USELESS FUCKING CUNTS  👎👎👎

NO PLACE FOR SENTIMENT IN BUSINESS..... THAT'S WHY GIBBO HAS CONSTANTLY FUCKED UP BY SURROUNDING HIMSELF WITH FUCKING CLOWNS  🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

WHO UNFORTUNATELY TURN OUT TO BE HIS FRIENDS OR FAMILY  👎

IT DOES NOT WORK..... IT'S BEEN TRIED AND TESTED MANY TIMES 👍

Heís got a healthy bank account t that says different.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TEESSIDE AIRPORT.!!! on: June 19, 2020, 03:16:47 PM
I went to one of those Ibiza live things, the Pete Tong one at the Metro Arena.

Having loved the house/club/ rave scene from the 90s I thought I may like it. Turns out it was super gash and the drugs were probably the reason for enjoying it in the past.

It was full of Fat ,middle aged Ex-ravers reliving their youth by whistling and shoutingĎ oi oií. Which I guess is me, minus the fat and whistling and shouting  :wanker:

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Stockton Mosque on: June 19, 2020, 03:09:45 PM
Brain dead idiots.
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