Been to a few point you points. Bishop Auckland, one near bedale (probably skutterskelfe) few in Ireland. Always great fun.

Skutterskelfe is a mile and a half north of Hutton Rudby on the Stokesley road.

The brackets were misleading. I've been to pint to point and one near Hutton rudby, which I guess is skutterskelf

Been to a few point you points. Bishop Auckland, one near bedale (probably skutterskelfe) few in Ireland. Always great fun.

Catterick
Doncaster
Kempton
Redcar
Ripon
Sandown
Sedgefield
Thirsk
Wetherby
Windsor
York

Meydan
Al Marmoom  (Camels     )

Leopardstown
Punchestown
Galway Festival
Belmullet Beach Racing
plus a couple of others I've forgot.

Garrison Savannah in Barbados

Forus Travbane - trotting with the carriages   

thought you were.

Happy to clear it up for you 

Afterwards?

    

Friday: Car boot sale
Saturday: Car boot sale
Sunday: Visiting the redwoods national park at dawn.  Bit of skiiing in Tahoe on the way back.  Followed by wine tasting tour around Napa and Sonoma valleys.  Then a street fair in San Francisco.  Very nice dinner at a new German-Mexican-Japanese fusion restaurant.  Theater for first showing of "Whoops where has my cock gone".  Few bars.  Night club.  ..... Not really just another Car boot sale.

Few people will have had a heart attack reading this, San Fran and Cocks mentioned in one post.  Dynamite. 

Calamity, the way you go on its like you've never touched another man's erect penis

 

Are you suggesting touching another man's erect penis is in some way gay?  Puts a whole new slant on games of bell end conkers in the showers   

Strangely enough, your post was followed by The Spammer talking about having a nibble.  It's going wild in here 

Can you watch Ascot on an ipad?

Want to see my 66/1 shot romp in

 

Fancied due to the similarity to your fancy piece in here, Matty ?  

Shamelessly stolen from Mido's joke book.

Ladies Day at Redcar always leads to one of the more interesting Gazette photo montages 

Apparently off to Burnley? 

Agree Rodders, semi's looking good for the lads.

I'll show you my semi you Queer cunt.

 

Seems to have gone quite on Ramirez, and I can't be arsed reading this thread.  Does he still want out?  Not exactly a queue of people beating the door down for him   

It's not just THE LADZ, it's THE BIG LADZ.   

Friday - BBQ and Sankthans celebration, if this rain stops.  Bit of yoga at some point.

Saturday - 4hr 45min bike ride followed by 15min run.  Fit a door at the house.  Cut up a tree that I just cut down.

Sunday - 2hr bike ride morning, undecided family stuff, 20min open water swim afternoon.  Watch a film.

You're "standing up" for your family on a message board. It's hardly going to make them sleep safe at night.  

There is not really any other conclusion to be drawn here. Like I said; I couldn't care less what you write about me on here. It is irrelevant. I would suggest calling such a tough guy out about his childish behaviour isn't exactly wimpy, by your own apparent rules? You keep getting wound up on here and feeling the need to prove your manliness, with the threats of violence and the revealing of school "stories" about others. It doesn't impress anyone, least of all me. But carry on, seems to bring some meaning to your life  

I don't do it to impress anyone, definitely not a weasel like you.

You are boring me now and I have said all I have to say to you. If you don't like what I post then don't fuckin read it. It was none of your business anyway. Easy.

 

Toys out the pram now too, you really came across well in this exchange. 

You're "standing up" for your family on a message board. It's hardly going to make them sleep safe at night. 

There is not really any other conclusion to be drawn here. Like I said; I couldn't care less what you write about me on here. It is irrelevant. I would suggest calling such a tough guy out about his childish behaviour isn't exactly wimpy, by your own apparent rules? You keep getting wound up on here and feeling the need to prove your manliness, with the threats of violence and the revealing of school "stories" about others. It doesn't impress anyone, least of all me. But carry on, seems to bring some meaning to your life 

Coulby really striving for attention recently, making a move up the pecking order?   

Or finally just out of hibernation now the sun is out   

Got a gaffer for the prison 5 a side team now 

 

Jose as Manager

Ronaldo
Messi
Modric
Johnson

Just need a keeper now 

Higuita been in prison for paying off kidnappers?  Think I vaguely remember a Brazil keeper too going to prison for being a maniac?  That twat who killed a family in a car crash too, from Plymouth if I remember right?

See Jose is in trouble over alleged dubious tax practices.  Seems these are around the image rights thing.  Wonder if there is a similar issue in the Premier League.  Seems a very opaque process.

Smilies and kisses, you keep making people proud.

Deary me, new depths reached here.

Thought it would be impossible for the banter to get worse, but it did.  Bravo!

I wonder what group that would put you in? Feel a bit sorry for your family to be honest if that is the type of 'man' you are.

 

I think that clears that one up.

Bringing other people's families into it for offering an opinion on something?  Yes, would appear I was right.

Luckily it matters not what people say to me on a message board, it is meaningless, and I certainly wouldn't lower myself to threats of violence, or posting threats and other bullshit whilst out with friends drinking.

I would prefer my family aren't embarrassed by my message board activity, and I think that would be the case.  Others definitely cannot say the same. Something to consider for us all, while worrying about aspects of family "honour".

No way he'll stay, even if we tried the "unsettled" stories would quickly be out.

I've had all 3 of them   

I must concur that posting pictures, and in the same measure, insulting girlfriend/fiancee/wife on here is totally crossing the line. Threatening to do it shows how raging and angry a person has become.

Unfortunately, some posters use this board as a bit of fun whilst others take it far far too serious. I will let people decide who on here falls into which category.

 


No more pictures Rick? Was looking forward to seeing some more popping up on facebook and on here!

 

I think judging by the threats of violence and the constant going on that you are in the mentalist camp, who takes it pretty seriously.  I could be wrong of course, but evidence on here probably suggests I'm not   

Still....them leather gloves too..... 

Seems to me certain posters band together, probably premeditated, and decide to unleash their hilarious banter on others. Smalltown and Capio are the usual recipients. Very cringeworthy.

They're the worst ones Barnie

 

Barnie 

Stevie Nicks maybe

The move to move/ban/ignore them isn't going very well   

Arlene Foster is an utterly useless and odious clown.  She should have been given her P45 and now she is going to be part of a coalition government.  Both parties have 2 of the most unscrupulous and hopeless leaders one could hope to find.  To think people mock the USA over Trump or Clinton as their only "choice". We've got the female version of Bill and Ben.   

But wouldnt a foreigner with an exotic name be better? 

Sergio Ramos, Giorgio Chiellini, Mats Hummels.....erm, yes, maybe they would 

 

Hart should be third choice now.

With regard to Pickford he looks good but Danny Murphy made a good comment about him, said he looked good but one season in a struggling team most young keepers look good because they're always in the action

This point has come up a few times.  He could be a Ben Foster type; great when involved but has zero concentration and loses focus when not involved, like Foster between being good out on loan and then looking hopeless at Man Utd.  

The best keepers are the ones who can keep their shit together in a game and do what is necessary when called on, especially in international football.  Loads of good shot stoppers out there, who are good under pressure, you need it all to be the best - commanding, communicating, playing etc.

A decent circular walk is from Kildale - you can do a Captain Cook via the woods, Roseberry and then return to the Kildale café for a scone

 

Kildale café is good for a refreshing alcoholic beverage whilst out mountain biking 

Our "English core" is a bit of a mixed bag.  We need a new spine in the time - keeper, centre back, centre mid and forward.  Not bothered about nationality, just quality will do me.  Once that is set we need to address the wide forward, winger and centre forward areas.

What's the easiest route?

Easiest way on the hill itself is more or less as Capio describes, follow the paved path, at the bottom of the hill proper walk around towards Guisborough/Captain Cooks and there are steps at the back, as part of the Cleveland Way.  These are steep but easy enough, few places to rest and then at the top you just pick the easiest line to the trig point. 

"HWLFD"   

I run up it a lot when training, take the "3 peaks" of Highcliff, Roseberry and Captain Cooks as part of a normal circuit.  Roseberry is ok for all really, there are multiple ways up and down and you see a lot of older walking groups up there.  Just need to take your time and go easy. 

One of the worst local sections is on the Cleveland Way around Sandsend, some super steep, slippy steps and seen a load of people fall down them.  Usually when the path is a popular route they sanitise things, they try to keep it relatively "natural" though.

You're bring a fanny, the whole idea of hill walking is to escape from the urban landscape, not to have a tarmac road running up a tiny hill  

He seems to be dealing pretty well with a lot of thinly veiled provocation, to be fair some others are too. Few of the dimmer of the usual suspects still embarrassing themselves though 

Hasn't started the job, hasn't made any signings, haven't seen what our rivals have done = struggle next season. Fuck me the bed wetting is early this year 

Poor lefties feeling somewhat deflated? Too funny.

Do you understand that not all Tories are Leave, which means that motions related to a hard Brexit will not necessarily be endorsed by Parliament when it comes to a vote....cos.... errrrr there are Remainers on all sides of the house apart from the DU cunting P...no I didn't think you would get that democracy bit  

No shit? Wow. You should lecture on politics. What a cutting insight.

 

But you obviously didn;t think about it...with your OP as evidence...as an academic my discursive position is based on evidence based arguments...whereas you appear to be one of those "Northern uneducated Brexit voters" that the Tories referred to  

as you were pal  

That about days it 

Never has one man been wrong so often! 

I've seen a lot of harebrained proselytising during the election, but this leather glove wearing knucklehead might just win the day.  

Bad night for the SNP too, wonder how the vote there will affect "Indyref2".  Lot of political turmoil in the coming months.  Brexit looks like it will be fun   

Sinn Fein normally don't take up there seats, they might just change that for Corbyn if all the IRA sympathiser stuff is to be believed. 

He's always hard when posting about you Matty.

 

Profit, power and influence I would imagine.  Probably in that order too.

Looked at this article yesterday strangely enough, after debating the media coverage of Manchester and Kabul after the bombings with a Jamaican colleague.  Amazing how some people view the political leanings of different newspapers, just shows that a lot of people with a vote clearly know zero about politics, which probably should be a concern.  

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2017/03/07/how-left-or-right-wing-are-uks-newspapers/

I agree other than the fact I'm sure for the good of the party they could shut her up for 24 hours, then its a side issue.

I'd agree that you would expect that to be the norm, or at least the minimum behavior expected.  Sad thing is a lot of the Labour Party outed themselves as self serving sneaks during the previous Leadership election debacle.  Corbyn probably needs to play it safe.

Just sidetracking her to avoid any distractions, get rid of her in the future if he gets to announce a cabinet.  Seems sensible to me.  She is an odious, horrible woman.  If he sacked her now she'd be a nightmare for him.  Better to see if he has any chance of getting into Number 10 first.

Why would it be a nightmare? She would have to wind her neck in for 24 hours and he looks like he can dothe right thing.

I would imagine she is the type to get rather butthurt over being sacked, and she is most certainly not the type to go quietly into the night.  I think she would be straight into the media, crying foul.  She may even throw the race card out there.  Potential minefield disposing of her during an election.

Woody and Downing racking lines on Aggers' shiny napper   

Shifts it into "paddle mode" because his feet don't touch the pedals   

Just sidetracking her to avoid any distractions, get rid of her in the future if he gets to announce a cabinet.  Seems sensible to me.  She is an odious, horrible woman.  If he sacked her now she'd be a nightmare for him.  Better to see if he has any chance of getting into Number 10 first.