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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Meet the board of fuckwits of Carillion on: Yesterday at 09:41:24 AM
Few different ways; including being invited, being nominated and voted on.  Depends really.  You do see Directorships pop up as job adverts from time to time. 
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Springsteen on: Yesterday at 08:17:39 AM
he's been a top live performer for longer than i've been alive

and he's still doing amazing shows now - sometimes he has to be dragged off stage cos he'd play all night if needed

some of his albums are the best music ever written

i got into him cos my dad listens to him

You sounded remarkably like a teenage girl there

No offence or owt   mcl
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Latest member - Everard Thundercock on: January 14, 2018, 02:03:31 PM
This place  charles
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Match thread on: January 13, 2018, 05:57:57 PM
95th minute penalty?
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just Polished Me Shoes on: January 12, 2018, 06:31:44 PM
monkey Probably robbso.



He's so predictable,  a mido replacement.

He's a cut above Mido
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 03:39:20 PM
Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

He'd be exactly the same.

Except he wouldn't end up saying "oh... and just one more thing....".

 :tp2:

"oh...and (puts down scarifier) just one million more things Dave.........."
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 03:26:20 PM
Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles

I'm sorry you're upset that i made fun of your henri lloyd jumper

hows the candle business going?

Times are hard, it's difficult to get good quality fat these days due to the proliferation of takeaways, so hard that even the Henri Lloyd jumper is snide   souey
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bad times of year on: January 12, 2018, 01:31:03 PM
Well hope it's not too tough, probably an idea to avoid the Boro match if things are already rough. 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Was Adorned With A Tip While Attending Gout Night on: January 12, 2018, 01:30:13 PM
TM and Plazuma use this method for their predictions  :

http://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/951779527990104065           


Who's this Plazuma Son Shine?
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 01:25:44 PM
Everyone is assuming the comment on their appearance relates to their clothes.  They probably walked in the place effing and blinding, half cut and looking for something to steal.

Plus, there were probably concerns the fake tan would irreparably damage the furniture   charles
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: old one nighters on: January 12, 2018, 12:03:17 PM
You bucked the bloke who plastered your house? How big was his van?

 charles
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 12:02:21 PM
Went to The Oven once, it was ok, nothing special.

Not a patch on Fellini's.

Does that curly haired tosspot have a restaurant too?  Can't imagine he's particularly hygienic

 
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 12:01:28 PM
Id say he has more of the tenacity of Columbo

Probably a similar disheveled look too. 
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 10:53:26 AM
I was crossing out Dave on my ID card as I typed it
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Winfrey on: January 12, 2018, 10:52:48 AM
"How many other women could have been protected if she had outed the jabba cunt early doors?"

This totally hits the nail on the head for me.  Many of them are complicit in an ongoing disgrace, and the damage done by them and their ilk cheapens anything they have to say about the matter.  They have betrayed women, and any other victim, the world over to earn a few quid.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 10:48:55 AM
Free meal, bit of publicity in the 4th estate and probably a few quid out of it.  Winning!
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Name the song on: January 12, 2018, 10:44:50 AM
Can't beat a lyrics thread, take it seriously you uncultured fucking urchins   :alf:

Easy one for you to all start the day -

Take the time to make some sense
 Of what you want to say
 And cast your words away upon the waves
 Sail them home with acquiesce
 On a ship of hope today
 And as they land upon the shore
 Tell them not to fear no more


Masterplan - Probably my favourite Oasis song.

 :bc:
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 10:44:06 AM
Back to the Dave thing.  I'm amazed Crocket doesn't have his own TV show, he's COB's very own Angela Lansbury, with his ability to solve mystery.  Nobody pulls the wool over his eyes.   :alastair:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Winfrey on: January 12, 2018, 08:32:01 AM
The US election is car crash comedy at it's best, and is a fascinating process.  The UK election is heinous mudslinging, and is boring after 5 minutes.

At least with the US election you can dip in and out, instead of having every muppet in the UK becoming a Facebook politics expert telling you how to vote based on their insipid, and mostly wrong, ideas.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 08:30:32 AM
“We lived in Dubai for five years - we are not riff raff.”

  rava

"we got in the home fragrance business in Dubai, after standing in toilets squirting people with fancy aftershaves and perfumes.  They were 3 star hotels an all"
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Name the song on: January 12, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Can't beat a lyrics thread, take it seriously you uncultured fucking urchins   :alf:

Easy one for you to all start the day -

Take the time to make some sense
 Of what you want to say
 And cast your words away upon the waves
 Sail them home with acquiesce
 On a ship of hope today
 And as they land upon the shore
 Tell them not to fear no more
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 08:27:28 AM


GLIBTARD GOBBLERS


 :alastair:

How long have you been waiting to use that   charles
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 08:26:54 AM
You lapped his piss up you lefty cunt 

You'd know you fucking libtard, you sold out the country 

AND betrayed the working white man

We don't won our own small vans either   souey
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 08:25:53 AM
"....are the Gazette sure it wasn't "prawn imitator" not connoisseur "

Brilliant.   charles

Restaurant have been childish, but I'd have been tempted to bite back somehow after having them through the door, scrounging a meal and then complaining online.

Here's a thought - how long before they appear on COB as a new member character, threatening to break our windows for slagging them off   :alf:
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Best Gazette article EVER!! on: January 12, 2018, 08:15:30 AM
"we are in the home fragrance business"

Poor bastards, bet even their farts smell of roses   charles charles
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 08:13:08 AM
You lapped his piss up you lefty cunt 

You'd know you fucking libtard, you sold out the country 
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No idea why on: January 12, 2018, 08:11:20 AM
Really sorry to hear that Ben, absolutely horrendous.  Hope the family pulls through.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 12, 2018, 08:08:32 AM
Shut the fuck up calamity you pleb.  :wanker:



I see Dave logged on Today too. No replies to what's above about him. Nothing he can say really is there. And the like of calamity cock sucker and co all lapped his piss up while he spun yer all a yarn ..

 charles     :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

What a strange man you are.  I have no idea what you are rambling on about now, but it would appear you were on the pop last night and can't handle it   :alf:

Tracking when Dave logs on is a bit stalky too, seek help!  One step away from a mass shooter.  Since we're being all hyperbolic  klins
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: getting yourself ready for a beach body on: January 11, 2018, 08:24:06 PM
Jelly molds, purple aki and snide clothing. Another cob classic here  charles
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Message for men who use Botox on: January 11, 2018, 08:20:46 PM
This thread  charles
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 11, 2018, 08:16:59 PM
Seems like C.Rocket is more than a little obsessed with Smalltown.  He's frothing here, insinuating him in Smalltown's flirtations with over board members such as BF.

aaaaannndd this time in english please oleary

Basically means he’s trying to cock block you with smalltown so he can get in there first, or something.

I don’t remember typing the first post so I’m lost here  oleary
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smart TVs. on: January 11, 2018, 08:15:10 PM
What line did you use for your “squeaky Sambas” return, Mingey  monkey
he said "our jane" could hear him approaching her bedroom. charles

 :alf:
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone use Strava on: January 11, 2018, 08:14:22 PM
yeah the suffer is only when your HR gets high you could run for hours at a moderate HR and not get a big suffer score

i did a 4odd hour cycle a few month ago from acklam to the man on the moors across the hills etc was totally knackered out on most climbs got back and my suffer score was crap.

got a bigger suffer score doing a 2.6 mile run last night

I know it's heart rate linked but it always seems to me the longer I'm out runni g the more my suffer score. Think I'll try a long and really slow one at the weekend to see if I can keep it low.

Are you still talking about running there?  mick
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone use Strava on: January 11, 2018, 03:31:12 PM
Use it for distance tracking and average speed.  Unbeatable for stuff like that!
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ONLY 20 DEGREES TODAY on: January 11, 2018, 03:30:17 PM
BF - Your standards are slipping.  Instead of sorting Matty out yourself, you've gone full COP Hardman circle and are now relying on others to do it   charles
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ONLY 20 DEGREES TODAY on: January 11, 2018, 10:59:01 AM
Dumb and dumber at it again in here.  The world's hardest chickens   
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why be a social worker... on: January 11, 2018, 10:58:01 AM
Seems like C.Rocket is more than a little obsessed with Smalltown.  He's frothing here, insinuating him in Smalltown's flirtations with over board members such as BF.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 11, 2018, 10:36:10 AM
Dont know why you would need to smack kids nowadays, cause parents just shove a device infront of there kids to shut them up.

Only device shoved in front of my kids is the vacuum, so they can do something useful if they start twisting  :alastair:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smart TVs. on: January 11, 2018, 10:35:08 AM
It's not massive, it's officially "medium" size.


I will most likely be taking It back too, after taking it to bits and packing the fucking thing away  rava
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Game At Home Against Fulham on: January 11, 2018, 10:12:21 AM
Boro 2 - 1 Fulham

Big Tone has truly started to slap his cock around the faces of the ne'er do wells in the Boro squad   :tp4:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smart TVs. on: January 11, 2018, 08:55:20 AM
Bought and installed a new TV last night, woman arrives home, here's me proud as punch and thinking it probably qualifies me for at least an extra BJ.  First thing out of her mouth, not my tumescent pole as one would expect, no, it was "it's too big".

It's the size you picked you utter twat.  Measured it out, drew the fucking shape on the wall and everthing.  Kvinnfolk, bastards the lot of them.  She thinks I'm taking it back, imagine the shame of walking in the TV shop and handing it over "Mrs says it's too big".  Not on my watch, she can pack and carry the fucker herself if she wants to change it.    rava
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Things we will be sick of in 2018 on: January 11, 2018, 08:51:15 AM
Ahhhh, she works for jet2, but I’d wondered how she’d got so many air miles 


Jet2 - MME to SFO - twice a day.

I wish they would stop that route - I'm developing chafing.

 souey

No wonder Matty is so tetchy with BF, this chafing must be interfering with your bumming  mick
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Van poker on: January 11, 2018, 08:48:42 AM
Purely out of interest, what do the cancer research people spend their time and the multiple millions of pounds on  :pd:
The money can’t be going into finding something to kill the cancer virus or whatever it is , because next to fuck all has happened about it , yes certain cancers now can be slowed down, but fucking hell work harder and find something to kill it .
Give me the money cancer research gets to fund a project and cars would run on h2o and fly .
Tell you what I would do, I’d do some research into the whole worlds cancer doctors, get them all together and ask what they need, build it and fit it out with whatever they need, they all work together at the same time.
2 years max and they will kill cancer .
The cost would be next to fuck all with every government putting in.


I’ve always been a good manager of people  :homer:


This sounds like a very elaborate way of saying you'd like to groom some young, sexy nurses.  Probably the old, ugly ones too, like Ron   
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HARTLEPOOL UNITED on: January 10, 2018, 04:37:10 PM
I'd rather go to a Michael Barrymore Pool Party, than attend a Hartlepool match.

 klins

Just gave a few on here some ideas, one would imagine   :alf:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Smacking your children on: January 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
They were some mighty perverted gloves. 

Elbow length gloves and a lot of selfies.  Not one of his finer nights I would imagine.   charles
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do people still make dirty phone calls? on: January 10, 2018, 02:10:51 PM
I played football with a guy who had a wank line addiction.  His parents eventually threw him out after they caught him during a call; naked, on all fours and wanking while barking like a dog   charles



Who tells the story, the lad or his mam :basil:

His brothers and his dad, his mam must have heard it a thousand times too  :basil:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do people still make dirty phone calls? on: January 10, 2018, 10:34:21 AM
I played football with a guy who had a wank line addiction.  His parents eventually threw him out after they caught him during a call; naked, on all fours and wanking while barking like a dog   charles

48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Things we will be sick of in 2018 on: January 10, 2018, 10:18:57 AM
Pulis being spelled incorrectly?

Fuck me, Terrence, you're knocking a few of these in recently  mick

Tezzler has always been a pedant, seems like as nice enough chap though.   jc

49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Thai girl murdered in Pattaya on: January 10, 2018, 10:17:10 AM
Smalltown gets abused and abuses in return.  People can hardly complain about what he calls them, when he probably gets the most name calling of all in here.

Who started what is far too irrelevant now to even discuss.

Who started it though  mcl

Lorem Ipsum   :alf:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Thai girl murdered in Pattaya on: January 10, 2018, 09:39:28 AM
Smalltown gets abused and abuses in return.  People can hardly complain about what he calls them, when he probably gets the most name calling of all in here.

Who started what is far too irrelevant now to even discuss.

Shut the fuck up!!!

 :tp1:

Hark at you   charles
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