Flipping the finger is soooooooo mental 

Forest 0 - 1 boro

Unfortunately this site is now the preserve of chav attention seekers.They are neither funny nor informative.They probably represent the very worst of the Teesside gutter.The worst of it is that their " contributions" have virtually anything to do with Middlesbrough FC.Putting it as simply as I can the site is not worth reading.Admin please take note.I shall be going back to F M T T M.

 

It is all getting a bit tedious now.

If you think it's tedious after 3 posts, then you just won't cut it in here 

I think I saw Liddle running down to the concourse during the first half when they announced that the owner of a red Vauxhall Vectra needed to go and shift it.

 

The guy on the Beeb commentary was mightily impressed with Christie's athleticism, such was the nature and the frequency of the praise it wouldn't have been a stretch to assume he was, ahem, stretching one out over him as he typed.

It does seem for once that the "obsession" insult thrown around here so often may have some truth for once.    

More points after 2 games than in the entire previous season   

Boro 2 - Burton 1

James Corden is looking tanned, you fuckers will all come to regret the hatred of him   

 

Tall and classically camp

Fixed 

You can buy special pads, like giant sanitary towel type things, that the dog is attracted to piss and shit on by scent. Stick them around the house. If you catch it pissing or shitting elsewhere then pick it up and put it on the mats.

Let it eat the cockatiels if they don't shut up, the noisy cunts 

The sex allegations are continuing, just not against a board member  

The whole transfer thing is a joke, Barce complaining about PSG, then tapping up Coutinho, who has Liverpool complaining about Barce, while Liverpool do it to other clubs.  Should either be a free for all, or there should be no tapping up unless a formal approach is made.  Anything else is chaotic.

Good Italian heading away from the lake. Didn't try anywhere else in Bowness itself but yes lots and lots of options. Would try and go outside of the school holidays next time. The crowds were the only thing that annoyed me slightly.

Bowness/Windermere is all of the lakes a lot of people, better to head further in.  Never really stay in them 2 places now, usually Ambleside, but occasionally Keswick, Grasmere or one of the other smaller towns/villages.  Sometimes the crowds are unbelievable if several coaches turn up at once.

Funnily enough there is that one and another one two doors down. The other one is called Siam something, can't remember now but its a bit strange having two so close together in such a small place. Jintara was much nicer but was also a lot more expensive.

Really good food options in most of the Lakes towns, considering they are small country towns.

Bowness used to have a decent Mexican too, plus a couple of good curry houses, along with the usual pub/restaurant types.

Nervy 1-0, big Britt with a goal some time between 80-90 mins 

Went to Bowness for a stag weekend 20 years ago. Superb. Especially wake boarding at 10 in the morning after a day on the lash followed by a night club.

The only late night club/pub that i could find was called the Flying Pig? Might have got that wrong, i was a little worse for wear when I visited.

There was/is a night club at the top of the lake in Bowness, in the boating club if I remember right.  They used to serve pies on your way out.  Was excellent food after a heavy session.  There may have been on in the basement bar of one of the pubs in Bowness too, can't remember though.

Great Thai restaurant in Ambleside.  Think Ambleside is probably the best town these days, easy access to Grasmere too, which is rather pleasant.

Jintana.

They have three in the Lake District now. We went to the one in Bowness near to our hotel. Excellent service, tremendous food and sitting upstairs surrounded by authentic Thai memorabilia made it a great experience.

Highly recommended.

 

I've been to the one in Windermere and the one in Ambleside, top notch places.  Will try Bowness next time I'm over there!

Dear Diary.

OH do fucking off you pompous mummy's boy, spoilt brat, wobbly faced shit turner, cunt whiner.

Notts hacked Ron's account   

Great Thai restaurant in Ambleside.  Think Ambleside is probably the best town these days, easy access to Grasmere too, which is rather pleasant.

Are you no longer positive about Monk Mido?   

I do yoga or mobility most days of the week. Brilliant for the body. Try find a hot yoga studio and give that a go if you think it's not manly enough, it's a hard workout!

Very good player, saw his arse after deciding Boro were shite and he'd have more look elsewhere. Thought this would have been right up your street mido?

Real and barce have had it all their own way for years. About time someone put the cat amongst the pigeons in la liga. The league management there are a joke too.

CAT BUM is definitely the new motto for this place now 

There are a few non-standard insults used in here, well a lot of them really; shitcunt shithouse cunt etc etc  Can we have a list ranking them please, it will help establish who needs to be offering a straightener when the insults are used against them   

Rons will be better 

Hey Mingey - ever stick a parmo up a fanny?

 

I've drank wine out of a couple.

Mingey - hate to break it you mate but that red stuff wasn't wine.

 

Boro Sfy; I hate to break it to you, but it was Coulby who posted about wine 

So there wasn't any name calling...

No, you got your knickers in a twist and got all aggressive, I made the name calling bit up for effect or something

 

Agree with Freddie, although always had a soft spot for the green one

Was decent fun the cadets; climbing, camping, motorbiking, kayaking etc.  Like scouts for the rougher kids.  Nights at camp were a pain sometimes though, had to sleep with one eye open to stop cunts from Brambles Farm and Thorntree pilfering you gear while you slept   

Pathetic?


       


What name have I called you, Calamity?


       

Absolutely pathetic 

The general tone of your post, and I had a headache   

Good enough for him.  Wonder if he'll try and rouse a rabble to hound out Monk.   

http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=113277.0

Air ambulance please. 

I know you're thick, but where in that thread do I say the signings were good?  I posted a link to an article and said it will be interesting finding out.   

Try harder, you can send the £100 to the Runswick Bay Lifeboat.

Can't do any worse than the other made up shit.
THE REVEREND ORDER OF COME ON BROTHER'S.
Need ten commandments, one each only. Worship at the Riverside temple.Göldby the very irreverent  leader of holy communion. (Or the message board)
1.Thou shall fight and argue in the congregation. 

2.  Thou shall rarely tell the truth, and exaggerate like a bastard when doing so

Calamity is certainly one of the thickos who thought Aitor,orta had bought well.  

If you find written evidence of that I will give you £100 for donation to the charity of your choice.  When you don't, you should offer the same.  Or you can withdraw your daft accusations, because everyone in here knows you're making them up and you look more thick by the day 

Goalposts moved....nobody said it, he just keeps repeating it in the hope it becomes accepted.  Fling enough shit and all that   

Spanish FA are a set of bent clowns, they try to do as they please.  They are on of the least competent organisations involved in football and that is saying something. 

There are ridiculous rumours that they'll make him a world cup ambassador, paying him £200m so he can buy himself out of his contract   

I'm really not. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.



Talking shite about McGregor will try something different. Like no other Fighter Fighting Floyd has tried to go in there & rough him up, charge at him at a crazy pace. It's a different story once they're in there.



Almost every time they end up sulking about plodding around waiting for the final bell. This is how it is.


Floyd is under no insane pressure to KO Conor. Everyone in Boxing knows Floyds hands are made of glass. He'll be safety first as always. Then fuck off out of the ring for good.

There's no need to get aggressive over boxing, your whole super boxing fan thing is pretty pathetic right now. Debate the point without the name calling it is that beyond you?

Bottom line is the people mayweather fought were boxers, of whatever level, they weren't mma fighters. This will be totally different. I don't claim he'll win, I quite clearly state mayweather will probably school him, most likely school him. I argued the fight was interesting and boxing fans like yourself ignore the fact that a large portion of boxing is a joke anyway, this doesn't bring anything further into dispute.

A smidgeon over 6ft, 183.5cm 

Jake making my point for be pretty well here. It's 99% Mayweather will school him, there is an exceptionally slim chance mcgregor pulls something off. Irrespective of records. That is the interest, plus the freak show aspect and a lot of people buy into the whole bullshit world tour thing too.

You can also google "12 training plan for running a 5km race" and some professional cunt will have already written something   

Struggled a bit in recent times have Skem.  Queer old place. 

To be honest you could probably just go out and run 5km now, without too much hassle, especially if you play football and train a bit (notwithstanding any issues with joints etc).

I would start running 2/3 times a week, first time out just try jogging for as long as you can and see how comfortable you are.  Start with a slow jog, barely more than walking.  If you need to walk, then walk.  You should just concentrate on running within yourself when you start, and keep your heart rate low, don't go hell for leather.  Build distance depending on how you feel.  Rest depending on how you feel too.

When you get up to the distance you could start with intervals, and other things, depends what you want to achieve.  These things are more for speed and endurance.  Good one I use for the football lads is 800m run at 3/4 of your max pace, with 2 minute rest (walking active recovery).  I usually give them 4/5 rounds, but if I do it I do 10-12 rounds.  You could also do some sprint intervals - 400m run 3min res, 300m run 2min rest, 200m run 1min rest, 100m run 30sec rest x two or three rounds.  Loads of options out there.

To put things in perspective, 5km is usually a 30min activity tops, when you train a bit.  Most half fit people can just go out and do this.  I went from 30mins to around 20mins in no time at all.

Get some proper shoes too if you're going to run a lot, go to a running shop and get a gait analysis, the one in Stokesley is very good.  Your knees, hips, ankles, back will thank you.

6'3

190lbs

32" waist



FUCKING GRANITE 

MASSIVE skull, like one of those Brazilian carnival heads   

You miss the point.  It may be a "boxing match" but it certainly isn't "boxing".  He won't fight Mayweather like a boxer, because he isn't one.

McGregor isn't going to go in there like a boxer would, irrespective of level.  He doesn't care about points, doesn't matter if Floyd beats him in a snoozefest 12 rounds contest, McGregor wins in the media even then.  He will have to go for a knockout.  He will probably risk getting hurt to achieve this.  This fight won't be boxing as people know it, no matter how easy it should be (and in all fairness most probably will be) for Mayweather.  McGregor will try something unusual, and he is the bigger man and has a punchers chance.  This is what makes it interesting.  Styles make fights.  People have got it into their heads that McGregor is going to go in a try to outbox Mayweather, this won't happen.  McGregor is a lot of things, stupid is not one of them.

Always been "freak show" fights in MMA and kick boxing. This will be a massive seller. Think a lot of boxing fans are coming across a bit snobbish or precious in this, their choice though, as with everything.

Very true.


It is because many fear this will damage Boxing. Plenty casual Sports fans who buy this PPV will be very disappointed after the 'fight'. After the shambles, they won't be prepared to get involved with Boxing for a very long time.

The main problem I have with boxing is the managing of careers, and the dubious fights, opponents and decisions that go hand in hand with this.  People saying here that McGregor has no chance against Mayweather, how many of his other 49 opponents had no chance?  How many other top boxers fight no-hopers to build a legacy, or build a record?  It just seems a bit sniffy to me to say this is a farce, when a lot of other boxing matches are quite clearly farcical too.  

They want to fight, fair play to him for stepping up to it, they both fancy their chances and it will be an interesting spectacle one way or the other.  People need to stop thinking of it as a standard boxing match though, it is entertainment, it is not someone building a career in the usual way.

Up 5.45am ish for training, into the office some time around 7.30.  Piss about with breakfast for an hour or so, work until I've done what needs to be done.  Home for more training or coaching.

Feel guilty on rest days or if I miss a morning session.  Definitely a routine you get into.