There was a game on tv here yesterday, celebrating 50yrs of showing English football on tv. Boro vs Man City in ‘92. The difference in the standard between our local lads then and those now is night and day. All the homegrown lads had talent and heart in ‘92. Supported by hard working pros. Now they’re pea hearted primadonnas.

Holgate was bouncing too. Used to love watching the Holgate from the north stand. Could see my brother and I on the tv too, stood against the hoarding on our seats in the lower tier of the north.

Posh cunt

The old fellar was buying our season tickets then 

Chill some of you angry wankers out, enjoy bitches -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwq7djqdsjM&list=PLpgpAyEmDZ5_nPu0oPADhwVdyooc1DxlX&index=39

I'd imagine many of you have heard the final lyric in this song too, from pretty much every woman/man you've been with   

When out I binge, no drink counting but I would guess it gets up to double figures.

When I visit home I usually pop to the local with the old fellar and drink 6-8 in a few hours. Would have more but the kids are beating down the bedroom door at 6am and it's not worth it   

Boro 2 - 1 Charlton

Fly into a 2-0 lead, concede one and then squeaky bum time lucking out the win

I had amazon prime for the unlimited books, so this is an added bonus.

“OOOOOOH LOOK AT ME I READ BOOKS!!”



 

 

And listen to them too 

I had amazon prime for the unlimited books, so this is an added bonus.

DON'T WORRY

YOU CAN'T CATCH IT FROM WANKING
















I hope

 

Depends who and how you are wanking I would guess 

Towersy having so much fun in the pub that he has to spend time on a message board trying to engage with people he claims follow him around, while sending them unsolicited PMs   

Clown he is; silly, chubby one   

Liddle "Harry Roberts" Towers   

Think Joshua will get stopped again, 7-9. Could be earlier too if his head is going wrong already.

The daft, old, fat clowns still behave like teenagers   

What a daft "cunt" you are

I don't think the punctuation worked quite as planned for you there   

liddle towers simply cannot stand any form of violence against our fine upstanding police officers.


quite right, liddle towers. well said 

Was that Liddle “Harry Roberts” Towers 

Police looking for “Terry Glover”, doesn’t appear to come from the Ops expected demographic.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-seek-man-over-death-of-schoolboy-12-after-deliberate-hitandrun-in-essex-a4302676.html?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed

And YOU know he's not a Muslim convert?

 

 

At least you can laugh at yourself   

If I was on the side of the pedos and terrorist like you and daftjim I'd be laughing alright.

What a silly “man” you are.

WERE YOU A MEMBER OF THE TUFTY CLUB WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE ???   

     

He still is little 

Police looking for “Terry Glover”, doesn’t appear to come from the Ops expected demographic.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-seek-man-over-death-of-schoolboy-12-after-deliberate-hitandrun-in-essex-a4302676.html?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed

And YOU know he's not a Muslim convert?

 

 

At least you can laugh at yourself   

Police looking for “Terry Glover”, doesn’t appear to come from the Ops expected demographic.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-seek-man-over-death-of-schoolboy-12-after-deliberate-hitandrun-in-essex-a4302676.html?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed

Like Compass Royston 

Askew 

At least “Askew’s” time seems to be being forgotten, since his name isn’t even remembered properly

There was a game on tv here yesterday, celebrating 50yrs of showing English football on tv. Boro vs Man City in ‘92. The difference in the standard between our local lads then and those now is night and day. All the homegrown lads had talent and heart in ‘92. Supported by hard working pros. Now they’re pea hearted primadonnas.

Holgate was bouncing too. Used to love watching the Holgate from the north stand. Could see my brother and I on the tv too, stood against the hoarding on our seats in the lower tier of the north.

Has to be said though I was shocked seeing the clip of some of the people in Eston center, zombies at 9 o clock in the morning. Every news story out of their now seems to be drugs, knives or murders too.

If rick had posted them names without any description/explanation I guarantee certain usual suspects would have been all over this thread.

“IMMIGRATION” 

 

Here’s tactical nous, stop playing saville and wing, tell tav he’s allowed to pass the ball instead of dickydancing down back alleys, sack every prick involved in the last 2/3 years of recruitment.

Gizzajob 

This is the problem, by fixing some relatively simple things we’d be much harder to break down and much more difficult to beat. Woodgate doesn’t see this though and when simple things pass you by what chance do you have. The fact he says it’s not rocket science, but he can’t grasp what it actually is speaks volumes.

Morning Lenin light

 

 

Fresh from stalking poor mido at home Red is right in here 

[FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.]

Woodagte press conference quote:

[The Leeds fans were] unbelievable. I couldn't clap them at the time, we're getting beat. A top club, I wish them all the best.

"If they get in the Premier League it'll be some train to get on, it'll only go one way. I've been there. It's an incredible club."

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

 

Maybe if they get to the premier league he can get a job there, something that befits his competence; washing the fucking kits 

At the commencement of every day in Parliament they probably lock the doors, turn the cameras off and laugh at us stupid bastards for voting for them. Politicians may appear to dislike each other in "public" but they are all cut from the same cloth, and ultimately want the same thing, which is to control us imbeciles.

It’s bewildering how high level politicians such as these 2 fine ladies can get such basic things wrong, and then exacerbate their idiocy further by trying to stick to their original incorrect line 

Liddle loves all the gangster shite, helps him live out his fantasies. He even got dressed up for this movie tonight 

The tories said they would introduce 50000 new nurses. One of the ways they would do this is by retaining 19000 existing nurses. So erm...31000 new nurses maybe.

Leeds 3 - 0 Boro

I went to a wedding in Bali several years ago, which was at the Grand Hyatt, where we also stayed. There is a long private beach in the area, which serves a few of the hotels including that one.

There were a lot of Russians there, generally young attractive (mostly) girls, and huge, tattooed mafia looking men. The young girls were generally found laid around on the beach, doing "glamour" poses while the fellars took pictures.

Nothing wrong in that itself, except that it was a family beach so these basically soft porn shots were witnessed and probably featured a lot of kids playing with buckets and spades etc. It was all very bizarre.

The Russians seemingly couldn't care less about local customs, especially when it comes to being prudish, they were the same in the emirates too, walking around in hotpants/bra top combos in public, taking basically porn pics with the legs open in public 

Table still looks dire. We are already 6 points from the relative safety of 17th. Anybody up to 16th is in trouble.

1-0 to the Burra

 

How’s Boris’ interview with Neil going?

Replays were inconclusive, looks like it hits his chest and arm.

Apparently that is why it was given because the replays were inconclusive. None of this 75% nonsense that tiny tits came up with.

Coulby is just hanging out of liddle’s arse as per

It wasn't handball.


       

I asked if anybody understood the rule, since according to the explanation I posted it should have been handball. It wasn't that difficult a question, unless you are thick (which Jimmy and Liddle clearly are)

Oh deary deary me, piss poor attempt at humour.

Ignore the actual question and then attempt all these hilarious jokes.

Some funny (thick) people on here   

[Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental. The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player. Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding. It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.]

Dumb and hanging out of his arse dumber. Here is an "explanation" about the rule -

Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental.

The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player.

Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.

If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.

IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding.

It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.

So, unnatural mentioned, arm/hand above head mentioned, goal scored even accidentally using hand mentioned.

If you're going to post on my threads try not to be stupid hey? I know it's the default position for at least one of you   

so you ask does anyone understand the handball rule,then post an explanation. 
then you say you witnessed a penalty given where the player had his arm down by his side and it was classed as handball,so it's the referees who aren't following their own rules. As Arry' said, it was not considered hand ball under the rules you have just posted in the sheff utd game, so who's the dumb cunt now.

I think it is quite clear what I meant. I asked if anybody understood the handball rule, when the decision Sunday seemed to go against the rule. Is that too hard for you to understand?

Stick to hanging out of Liddle's arse. It suits you 

Liddle - you're a halfwit, a halfpint halfwit. You calling anyone else thick is the ultimate example of pot calling the kettle black.

chomp chomp.
sundays decision didn't go against the rules,that's why it was given,how is that hard.

Perfectly valid point if that was what I asked.

Nice attempt at deflection, people see through it though, utterly thick.

[Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental. The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player. Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding. It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.]

Dumb and hanging out of his arse dumber. Here is an "explanation" about the rule -

Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental.

The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player.

Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.

If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.

IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding.

It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.

So, unnatural mentioned, arm/hand above head mentioned, goal scored even accidentally using hand mentioned.

If you're going to post on my threads try not to be stupid hey? I know it's the default position for at least one of you   

so you ask does anyone understand the handball rule,then post an explanation. 
then you say you witnessed a penalty given where the player had his arm down by his side and it was classed as handball,so it's the referees who aren't following their own rules. As Arry' said, it was not considered hand ball under the rules you have just posted in the sheff utd game, so who's the dumb cunt now.

I think it is quite clear what I meant. I asked if anybody understood the handball rule, when the decision Sunday seemed to go against the rule. Is that too hard for you to understand?

Stick to hanging out of Liddle's arse. It suits you 

Liddle - you're a halfwit, a halfpint halfwit. You calling anyone else thick is the ultimate example of pot calling the kettle black.

[Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental. The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player. Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding. It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.]

Dumb and hanging out of his arse dumber. Here is an "explanation" about the rule -

Any goal scored or created with the use of the hand or arm will be disallowed this season even if it is accidental.

The handball rule now has extra clarity because it does not consider intent by a player.

Another big change is to do with the position of a player's hand/arm.

If the ball hits a player who has made their body "unnaturally bigger" then a foul will be awarded.

IFAB says that having the hand/arm above shoulder height is rarely a "natural" position and a player is "taking a risk" by having the hand/arm in that position, including when sliding.

It is, however, considered natural for a player to put their arm between their body and the ground for support when falling, so long as the arm is not extended to make the body bigger.

So, unnatural mentioned, arm/hand above head mentioned, goal scored even accidentally using hand mentioned.

If you're going to post on my threads try not to be stupid hey? I know it's the default position for at least one of you   

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood   vs   The Irishman

Tarantino   vs   Scorcese

Very similar titles and/or names them, easy mistake to make      

Does anybody understand it?

Just seen the highlights of Sheffield United vs Man Utd and the last goal looked like a clear handball; arm in un-natural position and uses it to control the ball. Strange decision. Saw a lower league game with a defender with his arm down by his side have a shot blasted at him from around a metre, penalty given, clear as mud.

Maybe referees think it's more natural for people to walk around "doing the teapot"   

1-0 to the Burra

[useless cunt]

Which useless cunt is gonna fuck my bet up.....

You Rick, you. 

Couldn't have been any more annoying that bet. Boro 2-0 up then a man sent off, before United come back to lead 3-2 and give it away with a daft goal 

It's coming. I feel it in me loins.



I hope I get the fuckin chop like.




 

Your mrs will be giving you the chop if you don't shape yourself 

Who dreamt this shit up, it's ridiculous.

4 paths, multiple play offs, strange allocations. Just bizarre   

Discriminatory to tourette syndrome sufferers   

Be careful calamity he’ll graph the fuck out of you

I have a fetish for being schooled with selectively selected statistical information   

Don’t be absolving steely, I don’t know how he sleeps at night

Just demeaning the quality of his insulting and stalking, he's more of a sneak than a combatant 

Jesus Christ, how did a thread about xmas presents descend into this   

Another sexist sentence from the nation's courts