Frankie darling...as he was known in the day,started out at the little theatre in Boro,can't be arsed explaining,Google it if ya interested..if not.....erm...fuck off.

Nahh,not even Belgium type folk would go to belgium...nay,nay  and thrice nay..but...it's a dirty job an someone's gotta do it.....anyhows....India .

Mexico ..........

'kin hell Clete,ya caused some trouble on this thread gadge...82...what,blokes that av bummed ya,erm....maybe blokes that you've bummed...give us a clue,Cletus.If...and this is a big if...if 82 is the number of countries yav visited....just tell me one .......(alf)

Behind the curve....Docu on nflix,will tell you everything ya need to know about flat earthers,erm....in nutshell,they just very insecure nobody's who really really really need to believe in something.but...there but for the grace of God go I......everyone knows the world/universe is donut shaped....Shabbat x

spain....

Hhhaahhaaahha,that was funny,could of said all this with a Sid x

Well,fuck all of yer,I'll play on me own then....erm....Nepal,1998,an don't any of ya say Tibet...it's not about oneupmanship,n'that 3xsids

Albania

Marbles...do you win on 51..........don't think so,av  done more countries following the feckin Boro .....just sayin...

Hmmmm,wot the fuk were you doing in Chad then Mr Liburd........

Soz for that post above ww,I may or not of been mullered side n'that..

Take no notice of the character that is wee willie,he's...a'hem.....a fucking retard.

So...just to reiterate,yes.....I'm looking at you daft arse,JUST NAME A FUCKING COUNTRY YOU MAY.....OR NOT OF VISITED.....IT'S NOT ROCKET FUCKING SCIENCE.

On this sphere..we call...........home,sooo....how many we all (collectively been to)only one country at a time .....an no cheating,so,I'll start...England,one down..194 t'go

If it's not Archibald then it's someone with very similar career.

What did he look like when he was alive .......sids'n shit

Hmmm,are you in ßcotland,if so.....why are you in ßcotland,haste forth little fella,come home quick,they eat babies up there,specially in grangemouth .........just sayin 'n that .......

Hmmmmm,I'm not going to feel like this ......tomorrow....but,in the mean time. Fuck it......

Google WIRELESSHACK,gives ya step by step how to put stuff on firestick.If I can use it,trust me,any fucker can  (jc)

Sid sid sid, nope,but he was in there with chubbys grandad....(nige)

That's fuck all,my grandad was a prisoner of war in Colditz castle during ww2,said it was a fucking nightmare,pissed down the first two weeks....

She's a treasure,she's no Laura k,but...when she interviewed Trump she had the balls to ask about his hair.On yow tube,(fuck knows how t do links) but worth watchin .

How man Aussies die from coke in Bali,not a lot,supply and demand,stupid old woman,she's done her time..let her come home,for all the self righteous on here,,,,never jacked up..nahhh,thought not,yav never lived.There's always a reason why wierd people do wierd shit,ermm,that's it rant over .....shabba

Stevenage was the first place in Britain that Ford  introduced the mini steering wheel "so the locals can drive with handcuffs on" .just saying, half the lies I tell aren't the truth...shabba

Get t bed you lot,I'll put the lights off....Kids Bellies..(mido)

Cut the ties,so I'm glad now anyway,hmmm,not entirely convinced ,ya love her and she she loves you,sort it out Mark,give her a bell,,sort it out.

 NT, from the people's republic of hemlington,.....Shabba''n that .  X

Fecking hell,just googled tooting bec.Had me pants down there Lids,1-0 to you....I'll be back.  (That emoji with the bloke with his head in his hands)

Getting fed up now with this emoji carry on,anyone got a old BlackBerry they don't want (sid). Aagghhh,an on and on it goes.

80's s porn star,can you not Skype her first,might look a bit different now,just thinking of you brother .ZEN.

Wish I'd not opened this thread again,fuck it,I'm hitting the brandy,it's the only answer (mclaren,not the smiley one)

'kin hell Dwarfy,just fucked my day right up,won't be able to unthink that till I have a drink tonight (alf)

Nobody likes a show off.     (3 chucklin Charlie's for you) and a bonus baby "flipping the bird"hmmm,probably see were im getting pist off now,(one nige,one sid,one mister men with bandages (me neither)anyways,fuck it...dancing lessons it is.

THE SCANDAL CONTINUES...did we/us/you ever get to the bottom of this.I'm using a kindle fire..Or Samsung galaxy six and both say fuck off,I could go on fmttm and express myself with dance,but ....rather do it here with emojis,not asking for the world,but...the odd sid,hitler,and that bloke slapping his head would be nice.

All will be revealed tomorrow,emergency COBRA meeting in morning.Think we know what's coming next.Panic buyings already started,hardly a loo roll to be had according to the Mail.

I'm not a gambling man but......I'm gonna put 2 zillion squid on this not being the real Coluka,and my reasoning.....easy,Coluka can spell,and........Westy wouldn't allow him to use profanities.I rest my case.

Going out at 12 pm,I went out in 1976,still haven't been home,don't ask where the feckin dogs are,now....thats wot  ya call a sesh, (fido,chewing a bone on his lead, not happy emoji) .

Hmmm guy guy, couldn't make any sense of Piles post meself,till I read the few posts above it,then...he does make sense.over n' out     shabba .

On the subject of fmttm,see it for what it is,to me,it's a residential home for the terminal dull,at best,it's home for the permanently bewildered,live and let live. By the way,that thread over there about Jim Davison is comedy gold,who would of known Harry's dad was a bigger count than him(imagine that)
(Benny Hill emoji)an that fucker with the Sri Lankan wife,hideous hideous hideous I tell thee,

See the fun in everything.........shabba

Well,I was late to that party,when/how did you find out.

Y'all know what rOOFie is,no....it's gay slang for rohnypnol,gamma-hydrodynamic acid,ya might know if as a date rape drug,just saying    (JC).

Proppa rant that headset,world cup emoji from me,keep it up kidda,an a couple of sids.

What ya reckon Johnny T,yeah/nahh,fuck it,I would.Any port in a storm n'all that  (chuckling charlie).

Police are digging back garden up,concrete breakers etc.In the gazette.

Worst /best case scenario,bloke knock on ya door "ello,have ya got a tv licence" you. ........Fuck off or I'll give ya brain brain damage,Bloke ,,okey dokey,I'll take that as a yes then,problem solved,easy when ya know how .shabba.

Time is abstract construct,really,well I didn't know that,just when I though I knew it all.....please do enlighten me .loads a sids t you gadge x

Cheers skinz,hate t think that went unoticed,sid, (chuckling charlie)and beer for you.

Fuck all this shit,if he weighs more than a duck burn the motherfuker.if he weighs less than a duck,well...put him on the ducking stool,if  he drowns he's  innocent,if he lives....he's  a witch...that's justice .shabba

Sid Lisbon Sid

Nahh,just couldn't let a bargain like that pass,was cheaper than the bananas it was next to.Feckin strange shop that is.

Got a bag of tie-wraps for the women.    (Charles 3rd).

I read that as bummed an a steak,ehhh,that's not punishment,that's a reward.anyway,,hang im.    (King charlie).

The vivid rope has so many connotations,Aye,the main one being it's the cheapest he could find.£3.99 in aldi,I've got one in my boot .