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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Retro toys & gadgets on: Today at 01:32:57 AM
Cow horns....now ya talking 🤗x
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Retro toys & gadgets on: Today at 01:30:01 AM
Sure Grifters were the Gilrls version of a  Chopper........🤔 could be wrong..........usually are 😁
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Retro toys & gadgets on: Yesterday at 09:34:54 PM
Choppers were the be all and end all of everything back in the day...

Me best mate got one for xmas.....yoused to tan him allover,him facing backwards of course,that's what it was like back in the day......🐕x
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gay Premiership Footy star on: October 25, 2021, 10:26:45 PM
Piss off🐶x
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gay Premiership Footy star on: October 21, 2021, 05:21:16 PM
If I was a gay footie player....being the Diva I am, I'd pick the biggest stage possible to come out.

QATAR WORLD CUP.........be stood there for the anthems...all the boys looking good,singing their hearts out....

Then me,stood at the end,tutu on,bit of midnight blue ,bit of rouge.....obviously a slap of smutty red round me chops.......

Singing a totally different song....         And the song goes something like this.

                   To the tune of MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN.

FUCK OFF YOU CAMMEL WANKING MISOGYNISTIC GOAT 🐐 FUCKING PERVERT
YALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE...

chorus

He's a goat 🐐 fucker he's ok
never had a women an never bin drunk

He wants to be a camel driver just like his dear pah 'pa
dress up in womens clothing...suspenders and a bra

Ohhhhh  .....

repeat till fade......



the fuck am I on about.       🐕x


6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One of two on: October 19, 2021, 06:18:52 PM
To the left.....them were the days when ya could leave the kids outside  a shop in the town center.

Probably Guy G ........or Ben...............would explain a lot like......just sayin🐕x
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE PROUD OWNER OF A BLOW UP DOLL ??? on: October 14, 2021, 07:23:20 PM
What type of dog would you be walking down an alllway........🤔 hmm OK

What breed of dog would you be wanking down a allyway....

Won't of been a Shi Tzu........very particular🐕x
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Be honest on: October 12, 2021, 08:32:39 PM
Hmmmm,tricky one that like,I dunno,I dunno,probably coming down on the side of........................

DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT............when people say coming down on the side of.........FUCK OFF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.....

Ya from Berwick hills.....just like moi.........Shabba  n'that  😎x
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Be honest on: October 12, 2021, 07:07:15 PM
If yer ma mam couldn't knock Fury or Wilder out.......you'd be gutted.


One bat......Gerrup there..

Nails our mam like 👍x
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HE`S AFTER MY ANUS !!! on: September 29, 2021, 04:30:43 PM
Toraq Wyngard,...........Howay TM,I've always said believing the impossible is possible......but......think ya taking the piss now

🤔 or.......could I be wrong..... 😁😁😁x
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JOSHUA REMATCH on: September 29, 2021, 04:00:00 PM
Think it was Carl Froch who said after the fight 'don't try box him,fight him,suppose it's easy to say after the event...but......

Can't imagine for the life of me what AJ would do to any fucker if he just went for it.......

Well, I could actually 😎

Josh in 4  next time  😚x
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HE`S AFTER MY ANUS !!! on: September 29, 2021, 03:33:53 PM
As usual...no fucker invited me to this party.........

Who is it,and what's the crack.....🤔x
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Red card rescinded on: September 27, 2021, 06:21:05 PM
Watch it again in slo mo,

Foul.....no...

What happened next.......red.

That's it for now.😎x
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NONCES & OTHER JAILBIRDS on: September 27, 2021, 03:06:40 PM
Badges,I don't need your stinking badges.....
erm......haven't we done this one before before...

🤔😁x
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 007- Bond - to remain a male! on: September 27, 2021, 10:52:04 AM
Gutted,had £10  on Clare baldwin,2 million/1

Sky bet.

Looks like another week of grinding poverty

🤔x
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / My eyes are bleeding on: September 25, 2021, 07:07:51 PM
My legs are gristled....my ears are old and bent...but....

NW will take us up this season.

I tell you not a lie,for these things I know about.

Be patient young Jedi's...........IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPRINT.        🤗x

17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 9 IN PUBLIC EXCUTION ! on: September 23, 2021, 08:40:03 PM
'and the houtis danced in the streets after the death's

'kin hell, what they gonna be like in 400yrs time when we give em tele's.

They're gonna think Strictly 's  a documentary.

🤔x
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This new USUKAUS pact. on: September 20, 2021, 05:48:30 PM
🤔caukus....I see no caukus,the fuck you on about 🤔😁x
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This new USUKAUS pact. on: September 20, 2021, 12:30:53 PM
As you all well know,it's just bit of Ozzy crack,wind up merchants,love em me like.

It's just their way of saying....fuck off China,we might only have three Subs.but...............just enough to send you lot back to the Ming Dynasty.   Erm....that's it for now.😁x
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How do you prefer your beans in the morning? on: September 15, 2021, 11:13:24 PM
All over me front door.....just been beanied,not to worry,what goes around comes around.I know who it was.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tyskie Lager on: September 15, 2021, 08:34:06 PM
Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.

K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2).

Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once.


Probably why I'm homeless now.

Anyway.......

FUCK IT  🍻
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The North Water on: September 15, 2021, 08:16:16 PM
Don't,just don't,he gets *#+;¥€√√¶∆±  and then &%£** "]∆°¶,I thought that bit was funny to be honest.

Come to think of it.....might watch episode 3 again......over n'out 🤔✌
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / The North Water on: September 15, 2021, 02:02:46 PM
All five episodes available on I player.
Stephen Graham,Colin Farrell and Jack O'Connell.

Dark,mysterious,cold,depressing,intriguing and....a bit of navy cake (aye,Ben,ya read that right).

Didn't know what to think meself like.

Somewhere between 6/10 and 9/10.

Thoughts anyone.......

Apart from p'm'ing me an calling me a dickhead.......😎
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHABBA on: September 11, 2021, 03:57:16 AM
🤔oddball🤗x
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SHABBA on: September 10, 2021, 07:29:46 PM
Digits......I don't need no stinking digits.....(badges) name the filum.......y'all laater 🤔😋x
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / SHABBA on: September 09, 2021, 06:29:05 PM
n'that 😋x
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Skin Cancer FFS on: July 23, 2021, 03:19:45 AM
Good to see ya still standing Mr Bike,shot a fucking deaf un' at it,yall be surprised how being in denial can work out....

Trust me...it's keeping me on me trotters.

Seriously tho gadge,think POSITIVE 24/7...........these things are sent to try us,   

It's old age that'll get you in the end   ✌peace out bro ,see ya next year .

AND WE WILL 🤗😋😁xxxx
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A PROPER MUSIC THREAD on: July 23, 2021, 01:14:17 AM
Ps...top tune hed,  over n out. 😎🙃x
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A PROPER MUSIC THREAD on: July 23, 2021, 01:04:07 AM
Put lat last train to mad Yahoo on,or america...america.....moo moo ,that carry on.....with the Viking boats n shit.anyway...piss off....just you tubed it........badges...I don't need your stinking badges.

This is rock n roll mister...

Ahhh fuck,later people,,,see y'all after lympics carry on..........so ....that'll be about Monday then 🤔xxxx
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Skin Cancer FFS on: July 23, 2021, 12:24:53 AM
Well,..sad to be the bearing of good tidings but.......yer daughters gonna be alright....you  ont t'other hand.....

Stop being a bitch,grow up,man up,yer big girls blouse.......emmmmrmm,don't even no any more shabbax

31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHAT A MANIAC THIS FELLA IS!! on: July 22, 2021, 11:46:30 PM
Awww,anyone else think that aerial photo of the island looked like a grizzly picking his nose.....

Hmmmmmm.   Just me again. 🤔😎x
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A PROPER MUSIC THREAD on: July 19, 2021, 08:25:56 PM
Know it wouldn't be the same 'all these years later ....but any fucker got links to KLF....moo moo ,I know,I know ,winding meself up here like,sing it to me Tammy Baby....................😋x
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 2nd most expensive in the Chimps on: July 19, 2021, 08:02:30 PM
Ermmmm,if he's not, can I have bash,ya mental trannies n'that gay Lord type a twats.....just poking me nose in....as ya do....

🤔🤗xxxx
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England just pick players because they’re black, according to Red Roar on: July 13, 2021, 04:46:09 AM
Howay,ya know I'm an idiot,what were the three words he got wong.

Ya mental twat.    🤔x
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Quntzy.... on: July 13, 2021, 02:56:28 AM
Top man,give it a try  earlier,still no joy,anyway..gonna be indesposed,pre desposed whatever.......


Peace out people ...🐘love.....😜x
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Zerozerozero on: July 10, 2021, 09:52:12 PM
WHAT... 😜
 
Just my twisted warped sense of humour,not really deaf gadge,our kid is though.

The ginger cunt....

Ohh yes....he was blest. 🙃x
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cheese on: July 08, 2021, 07:44:05 PM
Yeah...disabalist and armodilloist ...all in one go,

Must be me cancelled t fuck.........

Howay,what else do I have to do/say

🤔😎🐘xx
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cheese on: July 08, 2021, 07:33:01 PM
Talkin about knob cheese........where you been hiding then toenails,

Yeah toenails,that's usually all we can see when ya that far up guy guys arse

Ohhh noooo.......gonna get banned agen arnt I

Fuck off Ben ya navy cake loving cunt.

Yep,that should do it......my work here is done........🙃🤐😜😋xxxxxxxxxxxxx
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cheese on: July 08, 2021, 05:35:19 PM
😜yer mad twat,might have t look elsewhere to be the maddest person in maddingdom,

Did I tell y'all bout the time my mate Dave won the maddest man in the world contest.....well....

he beat Mad  Jack  Mchaddington in the final,

At the time ,Mad Jack was considered the maddest man in the world....

Having won the title in 1963/64 /67,

 So,ya can imagine...he was proper mad...but,Big Davey seen strait thru him..........hang on someone at the door
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cheese on: July 08, 2021, 04:17:41 PM
I'm going too,very nice it is too,not the ham bit tho,me being a vegy n'all,anyway.....fuck all to do with you  😜 pri- mula(it's pronounced)

Not that tube stuff either

Not a total PHILLIstine.....see what I did there,clever as fuck me ,and classically handsome.

NOW.          FUCK OFF😜x
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Cheese on: July 08, 2021, 03:47:45 PM
LE GRUYÉRE

How the fuck can ya put something in yer gob that smells like a dead rat.

That's gone in the bin like
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: More south American links on: July 08, 2021, 03:20:28 PM
Then again,he might just help fire us up to the big boys league...then we can sell him for 50 million of your English pounds.

On and on and on it fucking goes........😖x
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yo Kenny Lad on: July 08, 2021, 01:26:56 PM
Nah,he's alright Kenny,he'll tell ya straight,fair enough,I'm out the game ere,usually am this time of day,

It's not big....certainly not clever...but..........

It's the life that was thrust upon me....I didn't fucking choose it...anyway,rant done an dusted.


ENGLAND   2 -1   ITALY

Maguire to score first

🙃x
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Yo Kenny Lad on: July 08, 2021, 11:27:45 AM
Just had a look on RR,says I'm banned and the banning ain't going to expire.....just out of curiosity,what the fuck did I say to deserve that,

Just asking gadge 🤔x

PM me on here...

Intrigued  .....roy
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Wormear on: July 08, 2021, 10:16:47 AM
Or as the yanks call it...Earworm

Anyway...today's tune is agadoo do do do.......

Fuck knows why,anyone listening to owt better.      😖🙄x
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NEVILLE !!! on: July 08, 2021, 09:25:18 AM
Surprised me there TM,propper rant that like kidda,keep it up son,we'll make a man of thee yet......

Erm.....anyone else not gone to bed yet....🤔😎😋...hmmmmm,just me agen x😵
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Zerozerozero on: July 08, 2021, 12:13:22 AM
I have to watch with subtitles though,I'm deaf.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afghanistan on: July 08, 2021, 12:08:23 AM
Afgan I'm on about,not Boris' nappa.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Afghanistan on: July 08, 2021, 12:04:50 AM
Step in China,let's see how this pans out.....I shit you all not,be fun for as long as it lasts.......

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A QUIET PLACE 2 on: July 07, 2021, 11:50:15 PM
Minge ....I was going to say there's no footy to talk about,it's close season...then I had another think about it

😁😁😁 come on England........🇬🇬
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