I know it's not friday,probably as far away from Friday as ya could get,................anyway......fuck off ya bunch a cunts.that's it for now

             SHABBA x.     🤗x

Ermmm hello,just knock it you can hear me,

Anyone else get that .

Hmmmmm, just me again 😁x


Shabba x

2-1 BORO

Elvis,reckon he'd karate chop the fuck outa yous  motherfuckers.and belt out a tune while he's at it.

And him Johnny Cash,not to mention.....Roy Orbison.......going bed now 😁x

Fuck off cunt .ahhh hhhhaaaaa ,didn't see that coming did ya muuuuuther fucker.😎

Well.....I swear to cod  n' chips,get outside now,an give me a minute to remember what the fuck I'm on about...tear you a new un mister,not tonite tho,I'm tired.    🤔x

Hmmmmmmm,little dudes got a point there like TM. 🤔x😁😁😁😁

Bring the beat back 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I've got it,........it's Annie Lennox singing to George Michael      "how can you tell me you love me when......

                                                                                                             I'm sitting on ya fucking face........🤔😎😋x

                                                                                                       

😎    ahhh   haaaaa,tort  I'd forgot didn't ya,Elepants never forget,         🤗x

Gonna need a clue ere like TM, if not ,im going for ..........pava  fuckin rotti,nesum dorma n'shit,..howaay  throw the dog a bone 😁x

Think I know this one......Dolly Parton, the song was "howd  ya expect I'd love ya when half the lies ya saying arnt the truth"

🤔 x

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Love love love and respect to you all .

We know what's right an what's wrong.

Shabba  NT  over  n'out  🤗😋xxxx

 

Tis true,tis true,sparking me ice cream van up as we speak.............moo moo (mu mu ) for anyone in Tennessee 😎🤗x

Not you ya fecking eeedyot,get back onbored,we on the last train to trancentrall .......moo moo  😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Only one thing wants locking up ya twat....IT'S YOU....now fuck the fuck off the loony  tunes thread....   our thread,our rules,don't like it.............loadsa threads below t.....to.....to thingy. GET OFF MY TRAIN..

Worrabout D'DOOM WENT BOOM.

Just trying to help.

Deepest symphonies Doomster ,I was the same when Elvis died 😇🤗

Howay lads,they might be only 3kg,but do ya think ya gonna get superstardom on fly me if ya can curl over 5kg.

Think about it.🤔

On king of the North thread bout new years eve,fucks happened with the Reply button thingy,seems to of fucked off,had loads t say bout marrion  as well 🤔x

Ermmmmmm,wouldn't say non of us need the money,one or 2 maybe,not me,pink lint,ya got owt like young fella me lad.

Just asking,as  ya do,as ya do  🤔x

I know it's not Friday yet,but......fuck off anyway, ya bunch a cunts,merry Christmas my arse ...I hope it's yer last ..beat that

Motherfuckers  for a rant😎x

Eyy,calm down Mingey lad,haven't I told ya about the time I was trying to explain the auroura borealis to a polar bear,

that was a long night.     Things can only get........worse 😎 chill bro . Ya know the saying,JESUS LOVES YOU.but......the rest of us think yer a cunt 🤔x

Shabba😉

When I was at rosebery park (lukeys) took few of the loons over to Toby carvery.

Said to barman,wotever they ask for just give em it,I'll pick up bill.

9hrs later barman says we closing now,wanna settle up, £2,567.....no probs,gets me wallet out an shows him a black n white

Photo of Arthur askey,

Barman....fucks That

Me......ahhh so yer haven't got change for a ZONK.



😎x

Respect x the x means thumbs up,x🙂

21,did I ever tell ya bout the time I did a 5 stretch in sing sing,funnily enough I was in block 20.

a know,close but no cigar.



Well....you started it 😋🤔x

Lids,got t pull ya ere gadge,  'cracking'  ermmmm ,it's a no no,up there with WOW,LITTERALLY,and he's anal,

No no,not now,not ever,this is C.O.B ......not fly me to the yaggert.😎😋x

Fiat 124....LUXURY,dragged mine t Glasto twice with me grandads old peddly bike, and back again.

Young uns tday,never had it so good.     😎

Well spotted Mr Dog,only one way to black cat that

Whiplash      🤔😁😁😁

Just listening to Blondie,DREAMING,one of my favourite drumming Yagbo's ever.anyone for anymore🤔

UPDATE....

Rick..........8.9.        the fuck......😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ya know what,I used to spend 1k a week trying to get in the frame of mind your in now,.......please tell me yer  getting it for free 😋😎🤔😁x

Shabba😇

7.5.  kids belly,

Just saying 😎x

Even Ricks about  8.1

Don't get me started on rest of the motherfuckers🤔x

Trailer tent,gazebo

Cost...few hundred £ for half decent one

Pros...........propper glamping

Cons.........non,   Google it,see wot t you think .

Pros.........ya get to do it again 😁    ...........for free.😁x

P.s.     Costs bout 180£ to get tow bar fitted  😁

On a scale of 1-10, how far would you say yer round the bend TM,

moi,not being pretentious of course,I'm about 9.1, do tell 😋🤔😎xxxxx😁

Ohhhh,having just said that,just urban dictoionaried it.Times change,doesn't mean the same now as it ment then.😎

Ahhhh,fuck off Ben with yer 'anal' it's up there with 'literally and Wow,........southern shite,if  ya from Boro at least talk like us ya navy cake munchin c#nt........hmmmmm,       that's it for now.🤔😎😋x

C'mon gentleman,got to up ya game ere,Bob the dogs winning Quote of the week easy with 'oddcunt n virginbobtastic'.

Carry on,I'll keep score 😂😎x

Ermmm,missed out 'normal' from that 😎😁😆x

Phew,thank fuq you turned up Plaz,was beginning to think I'm the only person (non gender(neutral)obviously) left on the board/world.

Peace ✌bro x

Ken,was lead to believe norhallerton is the military training base for surgeons etc,but.......after the surgery I had at jcuh 2 years ago,well.........I'm glad I'm not a soldier 😁 true story that like.so ya could be right 😑

Hitler,Stalin,Ze Dong,Pol Pot,Ivan the midget,chavez the not so small as Stalin but quite small anyway.....Tito,Mussolini,propper small man going on there like wit that spaghetti slurping shithouse,Jesus,Moses,Danny de fucking vito,fuck this I'm off 😘x

Plaz,ohh my darling Plaz,2 hrs ago I would of give you reasoned and responsible answer but .....unfortunately for me, the only answer I can give is WIBBLE,.......stick 2 Pencils up ya nose an pretend ya mad 😉x

Tried t utube  blackadder  sketch,having none of it...but ,jumping jews  v  Islam dance off (techno)priceless ,follow the links....gets even menteller😁😁😁
 that's it for now 😂😂😂

It's him ain't it ,blackadder,angus deayton,nobody gets it,yow tube it 😁x

You going on about now,jumping jews of jerusalem,give us a clue🤔😁x

Hmmm,that's just not nice,ever tell ya bout the week I spent in Benares/Varanasi,well......that motherfucker looked normal.

Shabba 😎

Hmmmmm,Reece with/out a spoon stole that one like,shot plaz 😁😁😁x

Ermmmmm in a word....no.expect az  shares to go chicken oriental anytime soon 🤔 we'll see😎

Piss off 😎 listening t the stoneys ....manyana  🤗😍😋🤔x