Cow horns....now ya talking 🤗x

Sure Grifters were the Gilrls version of a  Chopper........🤔 could be wrong..........usually are 😁

Choppers were the be all and end all of everything back in the day...

Me best mate got one for xmas.....yoused to tan him allover,him facing backwards of course,that's what it was like back in the day......🐕x

Piss off🐶x

If I was a gay footie player....being the Diva I am, I'd pick the biggest stage possible to come out.

QATAR WORLD CUP.........be stood there for the anthems...all the boys looking good,singing their hearts out....

Then me,stood at the end,tutu on,bit of midnight blue ,bit of rouge.....obviously a slap of smutty red round me chops.......

Singing a totally different song....         And the song goes something like this.

                   To the tune of MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN.

FUCK OFF YOU CAMMEL WANKING MISOGYNISTIC GOAT 🐐 FUCKING PERVERT
YALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE...

chorus

He's a goat 🐐 fucker he's ok
never had a women an never bin drunk

He wants to be a camel driver just like his dear pah 'pa
dress up in womens clothing...suspenders and a bra

Ohhhhh  .....

repeat till fade......



the fuck am I on about.       🐕x

To the left.....them were the days when ya could leave the kids outside  a shop in the town center.

Probably Guy G ........or Ben...............would explain a lot like......just sayin🐕x

What type of dog would you be walking down an alllway........🤔 hmm OK

What breed of dog would you be wanking down a allyway....

Won't of been a Shi Tzu........very particular🐕x

Hmmmm,tricky one that like,I dunno,I dunno,probably coming down on the side of........................

DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT............when people say coming down on the side of.........FUCK OFF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.....

Ya from Berwick hills.....just like moi.........Shabba  n'that  😎x

If yer ma mam couldn't knock Fury or Wilder out.......you'd be gutted.


One bat......Gerrup there..

Nails our mam like 👍x

Toraq Wyngard,...........Howay TM,I've always said believing the impossible is possible......but......think ya taking the piss now

🤔 or.......could I be wrong..... 😁😁😁x

Think it was Carl Froch who said after the fight 'don't try box him,fight him,suppose it's easy to say after the event...but......

Can't imagine for the life of me what AJ would do to any fucker if he just went for it.......

Well, I could actually 😎

Josh in 4  next time  😚x

As usual...no fucker invited me to this party.........

Who is it,and what's the crack.....🤔x

Watch it again in slo mo,

Foul.....no...

What happened next.......red.

That's it for now.😎x

Badges,I don't need your stinking badges.....
erm......haven't we done this one before before...

🤔😁x

Gutted,had £10  on Clare baldwin,2 million/1

Sky bet.

Looks like another week of grinding poverty

🤔x

My legs are gristled....my ears are old and bent...but....

NW will take us up this season.

I tell you not a lie,for these things I know about.

Be patient young Jedi's...........IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPRINT.        🤗x

'and the houtis danced in the streets after the death's

'kin hell, what they gonna be like in 400yrs time when we give em tele's.

They're gonna think Strictly 's  a documentary.

🤔x

🤔caukus....I see no caukus,the fuck you on about 🤔😁x

As you all well know,it's just bit of Ozzy crack,wind up merchants,love em me like.

It's just their way of saying....fuck off China,we might only have three Subs.but...............just enough to send you lot back to the Ming Dynasty.   Erm....that's it for now.😁x

All over me front door.....just been beanied,not to worry,what goes around comes around.I know who it was.

Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.

K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2).

Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once.


Probably why I'm homeless now.

Anyway.......

FUCK IT  🍻

Don't,just don't,he gets *#+;¥€√√¶∆±  and then &%£** "]∆°¶,I thought that bit was funny to be honest.

Come to think of it.....might watch episode 3 again......over n'out 🤔✌

All five episodes available on I player.
Stephen Graham,Colin Farrell and Jack O'Connell.

Dark,mysterious,cold,depressing,intriguing and....a bit of navy cake (aye,Ben,ya read that right).

Didn't know what to think meself like.

Somewhere between 6/10 and 9/10.

Thoughts anyone.......

Apart from p'm'ing me an calling me a dickhead.......😎

🤔oddball🤗x

Digits......I don't need no stinking digits.....(badges) name the filum.......y'all laater 🤔😋x

n'that 😋x

Good to see ya still standing Mr Bike,shot a fucking deaf un' at it,yall be surprised how being in denial can work out....

Trust me...it's keeping me on me trotters.

Seriously tho gadge,think POSITIVE 24/7...........these things are sent to try us,   

It's old age that'll get you in the end   ✌peace out bro ,see ya next year .

AND WE WILL 🤗😋😁xxxx

Ps...top tune hed,  over n out. 😎🙃x

Put lat last train to mad Yahoo on,or america...america.....moo moo ,that carry on.....with the Viking boats n shit.anyway...piss off....just you tubed it........badges...I don't need your stinking badges.

This is rock n roll mister...

Ahhh fuck,later people,,,see y'all after lympics carry on..........so ....that'll be about Monday then 🤔xxxx

Well,..sad to be the bearing of good tidings but.......yer daughters gonna be alright....you  ont t'other hand.....

Stop being a bitch,grow up,man up,yer big girls blouse.......emmmmrmm,don't even no any more shabbax

Awww,anyone else think that aerial photo of the island looked like a grizzly picking his nose.....

Hmmmmmm.   Just me again. 🤔😎x

Know it wouldn't be the same 'all these years later ....but any fucker got links to KLF....moo moo ,I know,I know ,winding meself up here like,sing it to me Tammy Baby....................😋x

Ermmmm,if he's not, can I have bash,ya mental trannies n'that gay Lord type a twats.....just poking me nose in....as ya do....

🤔🤗xxxx

Howay,ya know I'm an idiot,what were the three words he got wong.

Ya mental twat.    🤔x

Top man,give it a try  earlier,still no joy,anyway..gonna be indesposed,pre desposed whatever.......


Peace out people ...🐘love.....😜x

WHAT... 😜
 
Just my twisted warped sense of humour,not really deaf gadge,our kid is though.

The ginger cunt....

Ohh yes....he was blest. 🙃x

Yeah...disabalist and armodilloist ...all in one go,

Must be me cancelled t fuck.........

Howay,what else do I have to do/say

🤔😎🐘xx

Talkin about knob cheese........where you been hiding then toenails,

Yeah toenails,that's usually all we can see when ya that far up guy guys arse

Ohhh noooo.......gonna get banned agen arnt I

Fuck off Ben ya navy cake loving cunt.

Yep,that should do it......my work here is done........🙃🤐😜😋xxxxxxxxxxxxx

😜yer mad twat,might have t look elsewhere to be the maddest person in maddingdom,

Did I tell y'all bout the time my mate Dave won the maddest man in the world contest.....well....

he beat Mad  Jack  Mchaddington in the final,

At the time ,Mad Jack was considered the maddest man in the world....

Having won the title in 1963/64 /67,

 So,ya can imagine...he was proper mad...but,Big Davey seen strait thru him..........hang on someone at the door

I'm going too,very nice it is too,not the ham bit tho,me being a vegy n'all,anyway.....fuck all to do with you  😜 pri- mula(it's pronounced)

Not that tube stuff either

Not a total PHILLIstine.....see what I did there,clever as fuck me ,and classically handsome.

NOW.          FUCK OFF😜x

LE GRUYÉRE

How the fuck can ya put something in yer gob that smells like a dead rat.

That's gone in the bin like

Then again,he might just help fire us up to the big boys league...then we can sell him for 50 million of your English pounds.

On and on and on it fucking goes........😖x

Nah,he's alright Kenny,he'll tell ya straight,fair enough,I'm out the game ere,usually am this time of day,

It's not big....certainly not clever...but..........

It's the life that was thrust upon me....I didn't fucking choose it...anyway,rant done an dusted.


ENGLAND   2 -1   ITALY

Maguire to score first

🙃x

Just had a look on RR,says I'm banned and the banning ain't going to expire.....just out of curiosity,what the fuck did I say to deserve that,

Just asking gadge 🤔x

PM me on here...

Intrigued  .....roy

Or as the yanks call it...Earworm

Anyway...today's tune is agadoo do do do.......

Fuck knows why,anyone listening to owt better.      😖🙄x

Surprised me there TM,propper rant that like kidda,keep it up son,we'll make a man of thee yet......

Erm.....anyone else not gone to bed yet....🤔😎😋...hmmmmm,just me agen x😵

I have to watch with subtitles though,I'm deaf.

Afgan I'm on about,not Boris' nappa.

Step in China,let's see how this pans out.....I shit you all not,be fun for as long as it lasts.......

Minge ....I was going to say there's no footy to talk about,it's close season...then I had another think about it

😁😁😁 come on England........🇬🇬