Is he still driving the Porsche without a stereo ?  

Or was it a Merc?


 

 

He’s in his fucking 70s now, I hope that security guard gave the cunt a good shoeing once the camera stopped.

 

 2-1

Should of just gone to Guisborough I’m sure mido would of you loaned you a sheep for a few mins or so

 

Millers now failed another drug test for something else, what a stupid cunt

 

Fat cunt. Anytime you want a sparring partner I don’t mind knocking the fuck out of you.

I wonder where Jonny was during the protest

Get a proper provider with fibre instead of the cheapest crappest one’s going, plusnet ffs.

Poor TM

 

Not all disabilities are visible 

Did you not help the nurses out and give him the timpsons?

Sounds like a James Bond villain.

Crawford will smash him to bits

We paid 4 yesterday, the rest is appearance / performance / promotion dependant

5 attacking players 

Those southern trains can be abit ropey, I was on one from Waterloo to Southampton a few years back, it stopped for over an hour without moving, apparently some gypos had parked a van across the tracks boarded the train in front of ours and robbed evey fucker on it.

The future Mrs Towz

Huddersfield fans not happy they let him go, most think he’s there most creative player and way better than what replaced him. Fast, can beat a man, doesn’t mind tracking back but questionable end product, can’t be any worse than what we have now.

Get yourself to where ever this is, should be entertaining

https://mobile.twitter.com/HouseofScouse/status/1079180622814498817

Been there this morning and done mine, to many annoying cunts getting in the way though that aren’t even doing it

Fucking hell TM, Do you actually have a woman?

Definitely not   

I’m sure mingey will let her stay the night, probably Jonny as well once he lends Crocket his wife.

I will probably end up in Redcar tonight, just woken up and I think I m still pisssed from the work do last night, bit of brekkie then  got a 2.5 hour drive home.

Give us a clue, what is it then?

So his condition is inherited, the baby hasn’t got it, no fucking way that kid is his, not a chance, she’s with him to get a US visa and spend his gofundme cash

Don’t blame her, if she wants another she just has to ask 

THE MUSTARD TO SAUSAGE ROLL RATIO IS WAY OFF HERE.

DID HE USE ALL THE MUSTARD OR DID HE BRING A HALF USED LITTLE POT OF IT BACK WITH HIM?

 

IF YOU LOOK VERY CAREFULLY YOU CAN SEE THE SEAL OF THE MUSTARD IS ALREADY BROKEN WHICH MEANS HE MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT A HALF USED JAR WITH HIM. THE SAUSAGE ROLLS AT THE TIME WERE UNOPENED !!!

Or he nicked it from Wetherspoons!

 

How many did u buck in the bog?

 

2nd pic now in

Why is their a moustache tattood on his belly 

This online dating is fucking class, after a few that were abit   bagged myself a stunning 27 yr old with an amazing body, fuck knows why she likes me but I don’t really care,

 

She fucking hated my ex

                                                                                       

 

https://www.yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-wmd161/



Absolutely the perfect present for any gadgie.



Never refuses you. Even first thing on a morning before you have brushed your teeth and have breath like a dogs arse hole. This thing just keeps looking at you all fuckin horny.
No finger blasting foreplay, just smash it in dry and empty your load.
Then wipe it all clean on her face.


I'm fuckin in love.




 

Meh, have you seen the dimensions of the love holes none of them are big enough in length or diameter you can tell they are made in China.



Love holes:
Mouth depth: 15 cm
Vagina depth: 19,5 cm
Vagina diameter: 2,5 cm
Anal depth: 19,5 cm
Anal diameter: 2 cm

 

Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd. 

Is that holiday or bail?

Left over holidays,

Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd. 

[Make sure he she takes it up the arse]

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I don’t want a he she, just a she

Don’t go to Thailand then 

 

[Make sure he she takes it up the arse]

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I don’t want a he she, just a she

Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny

None of the cranks know who I am anyway,  post was a bit of a laugh but kind of true, I thought it would bring out some funny responses and it’s delivered.

MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE 

 

 

  just ask Monster Of Queers

Crocket lad that is fucking brilliant 

I’m only in my mid 30s I don’t need to buy one yet.