TBF didnt Gestede  rip them a new arsehole last season

 

Whose the one on the left?

Get yourself this version, its only £200

 

I think you need to move into a new cardboard box TM, sounds like the current one is a bit worse for wear.

Mohammed second

I used to work with a bloke called Jihad Islam so it could be worse

Good job he doesn't live in the states, could you imagine every time your mate called your name they'd get shot.

Give it another week

just scored against barca  

And again.

Cracking finish for his second

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MiLveCLb-OA

Fuck all, didn't even pass out, thought I was ok but missus arranged a lift to hospital, I wouldn't have an ambulance . Had a triple heart bypass 10 days later and never saw 1 virgin.

If there’s fuck all to look forward to in death it’s probably best we all enjoy ourselves more 

Fair play then, glad u came back from the brink, fingers crossed you do get the green light to start driving again then.


How close to death were u? Did u see anything good? Bright lights, dead loved ones, a couple of hundred virgins in ninja costumes etc or just fuck all?

Are u banned or an invalid? 

I hope Fury wins but no one enjoys watching Tyson Fury fight, hes worse to watch than us in the Premier League under Karanka.

Makes me laugh the shit AJ gets from some yet Wilder isnt. 25 of Wilders wins are against people who are that shit they dont even have a wiki page. It wasnt until his 28th fight that he fought anyone recognisable and that was Audley Fucking Harrison in his final fight before retiring.

To become a mandatory for the WBC belt before he won it he got to fight Malik Scott who was ranked about 25th in the world at the time. Dillian Whyte should of been his mandatory twice instead he said no and gets to pick his own mandatory. What ever anyone thinks of AJ and him being protected etc doesnt come remotely close to Wilder.

Does anybody know when the undercard starts?

Program and build up starts at 6 Talksport said first fight at 7 but also found this on worldboxingnews.net, probably the Price fight at 7.

18:10 | 8 x 3 mins Welterweight contest @ 10st 9lbs
SHAKRAM GIYASOV 10st 3lbs 2oz vs. JULIO LAGUNA 10st 2lbs
(Uzbekistan) (Nicaragua)

10 x 3 mins WBA Inter-Continental Heavyweight Championship
SERGEY KUZMIN 17st 6lbs 6oz vs. DAVID PRICE 18st 13lbs 4oz
(Russia) (Liverpool)

12 x 3 mins British Cruiserweight Championship @ 14st 4lbs
MATTY ASKIN 14st 3lbs 8oz vs. LAWRENCE OKOLIE 14st 3lbs 3oz
(Blackpool) (Hackney)

12 x 3 mins Final Eliminator for WBC Lightweight Championship @ 9st 9lbs
LUKE CAMPBELL 9st 8lbs 6oz vs. YVAN MENDY 9st 8lbs 7oz
(Hull) (France)

21:50 RING WALK

12 x 3 mins WBA, IBF, WBO and IBO World Heavyweight Championship
ANTHONY JOSHUA 17st 8lbs 5oz vs. ALEXANDER POVETKIN 15st 12lbs
(Watford) (Russia)

FLOATS:

4 x 3 mins Welterweight contest @ 10st 10lbs
CHRIS KONGO 10st 9lbs 8oz vs. PETAR ALEXANDROV 10st 11lbs
(Bermondsey) (Bulgaria)

4 x 3 mins Light-Heavyweight contest @ 13st
DANA ZAXO 12st 13lbs 4oz vs. TONY BILIC 13st 2oz
(Hammersmith) (Croatia)

Not guilty

Only after Pulis taught him

Never mind that coulby, your mate just rang me, he's hobnobbing it at the riverside with his better half 

I have a U18 ticket spare every game if you know some who can use it.Have a wash and you might pass.

How much is the upgrade fee? I’d be tempted

Who is Brambles on here then?

That thread on flyme has got interesting as well.

I think Fury will win it. The slightest tap on Wilders Jaw and he will be gone.

Wilders chin isn’t that bad, he survived Ortiz Best punches (only just) but Fury doesn’t hit anywhere near as hard as that.

Wilder KO most likely as Fury not at his best. If he was then Fury on points all night long in a copy of his Klitschko fight.

That said even at his best if he makes a mistake and wilder tags cleanly it would put anyone to sleep.

After paying Chelsea their final 3mil instalment for the fat knacker 

Tinypic moderators, twice they've done it to me now, what's offensive about a lad squeezing zombie boobs?

Cant believe the bastards deleted my picture, it wasnt even offensive, ive seen way worse shit left alone.

Hes just distracted by them

He might be a bell end but he is an exceptionally talented driver. People struggle to look past the person but his results speak for themselves.

Probably some little scrote trying to cash in as spent their benefit money on fags and sniff.

Did Britt go play for Congo in Liberia, if he did does that mean Hugill might start today, anyone ITK.

 

I was in Hawaii in July, quite liked it but had to watch out for the scruffy fuckers trying to rob and pick pocket, a lot of poverty there. I went to Australia that way, here to New York few days in New York, then on to Hawaii few days there then on to Australia, 3x 7 or 8 hour flights is a better way to go. Than one lot.

I always picture Matty as the smirking schoolboy that nobody likes jumping up and down at the back of the crowd during a playground fight yelling 'Go on hit him, smash the cunt's face in!' then being the first to melt away into the background as soon as teacher turns up to break up the fight. We all knew the type.

 

Summing wrong with his mind. No woman /Bloke in his life , No job, the devil makes work for idle hands . Comes on here to poison the place .

Len is alright really. He’s got his trains  

and I've just friended Lisa on Facebook

Ffs poor lass what did she do deserve that, first Matty stalking her and now you, at least you’re to far away for her feller to give you a clip.

And will you be needing a police escort with your vouchers?

JUST DO AS YOUR FUCKING TOLD STEVE!

 

It's a delicate and sensitive situation that needs handling with care, thank you very much.

Send him to steve bruce in a sent from middlesbrough package, should keep him occupied for a week or so.

If he dowsed himself in petrol they should of tazered the cunt and watched him fry.

If they start confiscating their cars it will make auctions very interesting, range rovers and mercs everywhere.

Also turned down an extended contract at Palace on 55k a week, he's not going to move to the championship for much less.

If he was getting abuse after posting it, hes probably fucked himself already, someone will of forwarded it the police, he will get done for assault, the homeless guy should get a bit of compo out of this.

I think hes talking about the guy that threw the paint not the hobo

Khan clearly won on points but he didn’t look good for 2/3rds of the fight. He’s got fast hands but that’s about it. Always had a week as piss chin and he gassed early tonight. Brook would destroy him if they fought next. Pacquiao fight I have no idea on, it depends which Pacquiao turns up and what he’s got left in the tank, I’ve seen himlook good and poor recently, though he’s no where near what he was at his peak.

I chose not to knock him out, what a fucking  , he’s full of more shit than Redsteels Saturday night dinner bowl

My mam used to smack me harder than that.

This Vargas is fucking shit as well.

It’s always fun when the smarmy cunt gets put on his aris.

Yeah tough call... Kev Phillips or Thierry Henry

Matty,  you got a point there. Kevin Phillips was absolute class

Fucking mcclaren deciding to buy rickets instead of him, 

Interesting article on Skysports about historic premier league signings in today's money

Rav at no50  £62mil

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11662/11490165/most-expensive-premier-league-transfers-in-todays-money

[And no, I wouldn't, and I really aint a fussy man]

Had to Google all this, including who the hell she is. Did you all know about this and her in your daily lives? Me, I'm old. And no, I wouldn't, and I really aint a fussy man 

Really?

One day you will get it, that a woman's personality can render her hideous, no matter how physically hot she looks. Not sure she's that pretty facially (!) TBH. She'd be punching ( ) if she pulled me

Personality, no ones asking you to marry the girl.

If you were walking the dog and spotted her laid across a picnic bench, her legs spread open, saying "Take me" you would be nuts deep ready to blow your load before she had time to scream " get off me you dirty old cunt, I wasn't talking to you"

Lot of ISSUES to sort out 

He can do what he wants to her now, no one will ever believe her again 

From yesterday, a few are a bit busy with other activities

Wasn't in the squad due to family bereavement.

Is he carrying Redsteels supper so he doesnt have to watch x factor