I’ve got a nutri bullet, it’s brilliant and doesn’t take much cleaning, I use it to mix my protein shakes and chuck some fruit and veg on at the same time.

Worth a fiver or tenner just for the odds

fucking brutal, you even make me feel a bit lefty, I’m going to need a wash now.

Who is that?

Doesn’t bother me, it’s not really hurting anyone and they are in need. The charity shop didn’t pay for them, the previous owner didn’t want them anymore, the charity worker turned a blind eye as a charitable action and you or Vera duckworth or whoever originally wrote this made a donation as well so no one really loses out.

Are u playing with the old hags again?

City
It's never their fault
Utd
Spurs
Arsenal
Chelsea

Doubt thats real the sponsor will be too hard to read in that strange font.

That’s what gives it away, it will be the same font Rangers had last year on their kit.

Whose his dad,  Luiz or Fellaini?

The last time he fought a cruiserweight  

They Have also just signed a deal with Hummel as well. Bound to be some similiarities between their home and our away and vice versa.

Make sure you go in protected

Did u fiddle a an anaesthetised patient 

If anyone’s on Redcar tonight and wants a roll around let me know.

That’s from all the pro putin and pro Russia sites you go on. You’re being watched.

 

Any idea why my Virgin Media WiFi appears to be blocking cob, if I go to 4g it works fine on my network I get the below.

It’s just a quote from last year, he went to villa instead of West Brom as he didn’t want to play Chelssea, he hasn’t actually said it this year, one of the presenters on the show after drive text him and asked him and Terry replied it was bollocks.

Only good thing about not making the final is it’s saved me about £400 and having to face losing at Wembley again.

Getting annoying as fuck   

As if you’ve even fucked a woman, never mind fathered kids. 

 

6ft 8, maybe round your waist. If your pink eye is that bad you must fucking stink, maybe it’s time for a wash.

Go see Peter fosters place outskirts of Darlington got Rolex clocks on the brick pillows of the entrance to his place can’t see them been scruffy cunts when there multi millionaires . Then you got another man who will flip a coin for 100 k for the fun of it .

Is that the place with Foster Hall stamped into the posts on the end of his driveway, on Bridge Road towards the A1

Il have 17

That’s a bit odd, though both say he’s shite.

It’s not something you would want to google either, could put you on a few watch lists.

Some crusierweight Albanian Sefer Seferi. Only ever fought once at heavyweight in a defeat to Manuel Charr.

Not unexpected but still underwhelming.

http://boxrec.com/en/boxer/392701

MARK HUGHES IS NOT THAT FUCKING DAFT 


KEEP YER PIE AND MASH IN YA POCKET KEV FOR FUCKS SAKE 

Hughes is more than daft enough have you seen the shite he spent money on. He spent 18m on Wimmer and a load on a shite Berahino who hadn’t scored for a year or so. Should ask for 30 he’d prob still pay  it.

I’m not the one whose been posting pictures they shouldn’t. I can also say my criminal record is clear I’m not sure yours will be much longer, I’m sure your mother will be grateful when her house is raided and your bedroom computer confiscated.

If that’s true you need a good shoeing you fucking dirty little nonce creep.

and you're just the tough guy to do it

I'm quaking

Lenny if I wanted to knock the fuck out if you, it really wouldn’t take much effort, luckily for you I can’t afford to get a criminal record so your safe for now, though you best watch out for vigilantes I hear they don’t take kindly to people sharing kiddie pics.

If that’s true you need a good shoeing you fucking dirty little nonce creep.

Flip flops, shorts, T shirt, if it's hot enough I sometimes treat the ladies and take the T shirt off.

Getting my cock out for some slag on a hen do which ended up on Ibiza uncovered.   

I’d rather believe the army than some dim witted bint who gets more wrong than she does correct.

http://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-27/military-insider-rejects-labour-mps-claim-prince-harry-cant-fly-helicopters/

At the Fucking ground where all you cunts should be.

Just got on the train now from Dinsdale, get to Boro in about 20 mins, straight to the pub.

No villa fans to be seen.

DINSDALE  

ME OLD BLOKE TOOK ME TROUT AND SALMON FISHING THERE IN ME TEENS  

🎣🎣🎣

Yeah a five min walk from MSG for me. I assume the fishing was down at the river in one row

Just got on the train now from Dinsdale, get to Boro in about 20 mins, straight to the pub.

No villa fans to be seen.

Chelsea tomorrow, Arsenal Sunday, another point will be very tough, can see Swansea beating stoke at the weekend, Man City could get a cricket score against Southampton, any of the 3 could still go down. I think Huddersfield will drop.

Up the Boro 

i meant the shite you posted before it.  

News coming in that Ipswich have complained to the FA regarding to conduct of our players and mascots after the game.

Both Traore and Roary have been called into Gibbos office. We might be getting points deducted and miss out on play-offs.

Gibbos fuming 

Just because you’ve started a new username and pretending your someone else, you are still a cunt, fuck off back to boreme.

Boro 4 Newcastle 1 5th May 1990.

I was just a boy of 11 but had been to every home game of that miserable season and was expecting a mauling by Newcastle who looked set to be promoted. We had played crap all season but somehow found a performance out of nowhere to ensure we stayed up and at the same time stopped the geordie twats getting promoted. It was 4-1 but it could have been 6 or 7. Ian Baird absolutely murdered their centre halfs from start to finish.

 

That was my first ever Boro game

If Haye comes in light and lean il go for him, if he's still heavy then Bellew on points.

Russia didn't invade Crimea its FAKE news, Putins sound, the shittest made up news site in the world said so!

That site is crackers,worse (in a  better sense ) than this site.

Some of their photoshopping is worse than TMs

I had my vest on yesterday, cant beat a decent bit of sun on the guns.

Vinegar Fanny

 

That's all these ugly cunts are about. If she's got a bloke she might let him buck her once a year . Her pasty will be sealed tighter than a tin of corn beef .

Cob at its best right here

Asd vinegar fanny to the cob lexicon

 

That didn't last long, 40 seconds, guess Lo-Greco is a spud then, I think a pidgeon flying past would of put him down.

Just about to start on sky sports, no idea who the Canadian is, never seen him fight I'm assuming he hasn't got a heavy punch as Can't see Khan risking anything on his come back. Can Khan keep his fragile chin protected?

Looking forward to this now, should be a cracking game with a high crowd. Scruffy cunts think they are going to turn us over comfortably according to their forum. They need to come at us and win which will leave loads of space for Traore to rip them a new arsehole.

As long as I could close my Eyes and pretend it was someone else I think I’d be ok, eyes open couldn’t even do it for a million I don’t think my dick would stay hard for the state of that.

I the think the boards dirty old farts are safe, the article was about girls not ladyboys 

I’ve seen it a few times, I’d love to have a go at it.