Does Ibiza uncovered count ?   

Ham and cheese, but must be extra strong cheddar and decent thick cut ham, none of that square shite full of water.

Free £5 bet on paddy power on it.

Isn’t the pied piper just another rifle alias anyway

Bit harsh on the lads birthday. Pity he hasn’t improved but you need a more than the odd decent pass and long range shot.

Never seemed fit enough for me, always looked like he was blowing after 10 mins or so. He also makes Aden Flint look rapid.

Are you also Clem?

Celtic have sacked him off and bought a Greek keeper from AEK instead.

He’s not afraid of the dark arts so if he comes he should fit in well here, he’s very Ayala like the way he plays. Though without the occasional bringing it out of defence.

Jepson came from Northampton so must be on his recommendation. Fee in the region of 750k wanted we have offered 500 apparently.

6ft 5, 24 year old league 2 defender. Lacking abit of better level experiance but im assuming he’s a good vocal leader.

Karlan Grant is a good player but Hudds turned down 15m for him in Jan. can’t see us offering anywhere near that.

Duncan Whatmore is shite, he’s been ruined by injuries.

Marcus Maddison if Warnock can put an arm round him and get his head in the right place then why not.

She looks rough as fuck for 33 

I don’t think the repair guys would grass you up anyway, just say it’s broke when you apply for the voucher, they would just take the money. That said you’d need to be able to get the website to work to actually do something.

If Warnock average points per game was across the whole season we would of finished 8th missed the playoffs by one point. That’s with one fucking centre back and half a squad missing with very little time to drill some belief, tactics and shape into the rest of the numpties. It’s absolutely essential he stays.

7 is probably based on not losing any still contracted players if 2-3 go that will add to the number.

McNair looks like he’s off, they will probably try and get something for Assombalonga, Then if we get any bids we can’t say no to for Spence, Tav, Coulson, Fry. Could be 11 or 12 by the start of next season.

Have you seen Joe hart play in the last 3 years, I’d rather we stuck with Stojanovic, give him some English lessons and get him used to catching crosses instead of punching he’d be decent enough.

He will be, he was on premier league money when we signed him from Sunderland. I’d expect he’s be on around 20-25k per week.

How dare anyone speak positively about George Friend? I plucked up the courage the other week and thought I was going to be banned!

In all seriousness, I don't get why every one goes on about his legs being "gone". He arrived as an orthordox left-back. The pace & power he used display was surely a bonus rather than an expectation and with a relatively quick turnaround before next season starts the re-addition of someone like him to the squad to bolster the defence - albeit as back up - would meet with my approval.

At Donny he was a centre back, he played the odd game at let back when they were short. Donny fans thought he was a decent cb and awful LB,

Yeah horses are a ball ache, way too easy to lose money on them and cost a fortune to own.

Not long since lost one of my ex racers, wasn’t too bad in his time.

https://www.skysports.com/racing/form-profiles/horse/226474/cleni-boy-fr

I remember Clenni Boy when he ran in Ireland for Meade. Bet you had soon fun days out with this boy  

He was radged to fuck, used to run full throttle at cross country jumps and wouldn’t slow down for anything. Seen him try to launch a fair few people he or our lass didn’t Like out of his field as well.

Was funny as fuck when our lasses ex came to pick my stepdaughter up and decided to walk upto him and got a head but for his troubles, Cleni then missed trying to double barrel him. Horse would of killed him given the chance.

Yeah horses are a ball ache, way too easy to lose money on them and cost a fortune to own.

Not long since lost one of my ex racers, wasn’t too bad in his time.

https://www.skysports.com/racing/form-profiles/horse/226474/cleni-boy-fr

His mrs will of turfed him out for losing his giro on pulisic, his phone will be dead as the benches in Ropner Park or the greyhound statues on the high street don’t have charging points.

Some of us are experts in masks / filter technology. Most of the masks especially the rubbish re usable cloth / neoprene ones will do absolutely fuck all. The surgical ones will offer a tiny bit of protection To others but not you for a short time.

Unless your wearing a half mask with a p3 ( particulate ) and A ( organic vapour ) filter  it’s not going to protect you.

Never a penalty, but the defender didn’t help himself, why did he swing his left leg round once they made contact, I thrink that’s why the ref gave it, no need for him to do it.

Attention seeking bitch, if your driving on the wrong side of the road with blacked out windows your going to get pulled over and searched no matter what colour you are.

No straight bloke would of chucked that Nicole Scherzinger out of bed.

https://www.facebook.com/1573992709/posts/10219838967955992/?

Hope they get the points deduction.

Sky Sports and foreign billions are to blame.

The younger generation of football fans want nice passes and comfy stadiums.


The real fans who grew up on a terrace that smelt of piss n bovril just want us to play.

I couldn’t give a toss if we play ten men behind the ball and sneak a fluky win.

 

This when we were beating everyone 1-0 under Karanka we were all happy.

Get something booked up now for September, or October it will save a fortune because as soon as restrictions are lifted prices will go stupid.

Have you seen the police horse is getting investigated for flattening a protestor after losing the copper off its back.

BLM/BAME/ANTIFA protestors chased away from congregating around a war memorial in Durham earlier by some football lads presumably the mackems

 

Where did you hear that?

I thought he did sports massage 

No it was a Porsche last time as well, it was a Merc the time before that.

I get it as well, says something about a new world as well, has Plaz hacked us.

https://nationalholidays.com/

Gone into administration, that will upset a few oldies. Plus a load more people losing their jobs. Poor bastards.

I used to go in Eston labour club.

 

#FACT

Did one of the bar staff have huge moobs or floppy knockers? 

To be fair Monkey, I’ve had a look just for something to do, my daughter was born the week before it all started so I enjoyed having some time off with her, no sign of Me going Back to work anytime soon so had a look, there’s nothing going in our area at all.

Never took part, it’s bollocks. Just an indicator of how weak most individuals are now that they’re compelled to act like chimps because social media tells them to.

This

I booked a week in Turkey for May half term next year a couple of weeks back. Had an email off easyjet offering some stupid prices, cost me a grand for 2 adults a child and an infant at a five star all inclusive for the week. £180 upfront the rest to pay in March next year, thought it was worth the gamble.

Pair of fannies   

A TRICKY ONE......





 

  Poor Towz

Still hasn’t grasped the main reason can’t get good jobs is because he’s thick as fuck, unprofessional and a traitorous snake rather than the fact he’s black.

He doesn’t even realise that colour does not effect blood types the dosey cunt.

Will they stop the public gobbing on the riders though like the filthy frogs usually do? 

If I was Froome I’d be riding with a horse whip and smash any cunt round the chops that thought about it.

It’s not exactly a cure though, all it does is shorten symptoms abit.

This is the new one, a lot better apart from the implanted adds which are a twat.

https://fmttmboro.com/index.php?forums/main-forum.2/

I don’t mind the new version and did the odd reply on that, abit Like i do on here I’m not exactly prolific, though can’t be doing with the old site that just needs putting out of
It’s own misery.

Thought he must of furloughed himself and fucked it
Off.

It’s not on google clem, it’s a Facebook link. What you complaining for anyway? It’s a bloke with saggy tits, surely that’s your kind of thing. Though I was half expecting you to admit that it was actually you.

Someone I know shared it on Facebook and I thought it would be perfect for you.