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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WALLETGATE..... THAT WAS GOOD FOR A LAFF !!! on: May 25, 2019, 09:49:49 AM
Is he still driving the Porsche without a stereo ?  

Or was it a Merc?


 :alf:
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How is the ignoring of Monty going on: May 25, 2019, 09:46:45 AM
 oleary
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NICE BIG LEG OF CROCKET on: May 20, 2019, 08:40:56 PM
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Arnie dropped kicked on: May 19, 2019, 01:23:28 PM
Heís in his fucking 70s now, I hope that security guard gave the cunt a good shoeing once the camera stopped.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: THERE HE IS !!! . . . . CAN YER SEE HIM ??? on: May 07, 2019, 07:00:16 PM
 
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your Official Prediction For Our Home Game Against Reading on: April 27, 2019, 08:45:20 AM
 2-1
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ribblesdale Blue Goat and Swaledale Sheep on: April 27, 2019, 08:41:47 AM
Should of just gone to Guisborough Iím sure mido would of you loaned you a sheep for a few mins or so

 
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big baby miller on: April 19, 2019, 11:02:55 PM
Millers now failed another drug test for something else, what a stupid cunt
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Scooby Doo on: March 28, 2019, 08:11:01 PM
 :alf:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: STARTED TRAINING FOR MMA FIGHT TODAY on: March 28, 2019, 08:09:35 PM
Fat cunt. Anytime you want a sparring partner I donít mind knocking the fuck out of you.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATTY WAS IN THE SMOKE YESTERDAY MARCHING !!! on: March 24, 2019, 10:52:57 PM
I wonder where Jonny was during the protest

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Internet connection on: March 23, 2019, 03:36:16 PM
Get a proper provider with fibre instead of the cheapest crappest oneís going, plusnet ffs.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: T_M on: January 27, 2019, 06:26:30 PM
Poor TM

14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Billy Joe Saunders mandatory on: January 26, 2019, 12:59:45 PM
 :alf:
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: PEOPLE WHO PARK IN DISABLED SPACES on: January 08, 2019, 08:33:59 PM
Not all disabilities are visible  mcl
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ENCOUNTERED DRUG ADDICT AT HOSPITAL YESTERDAY !!! on: January 06, 2019, 05:43:46 PM
Did you not help the nurses out and give him the timpsons?
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kiril Despodov signing on: January 06, 2019, 02:51:16 PM
Sounds like a James Bond villain.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Amir khan on: January 05, 2019, 03:20:27 PM
Crawford will smash him to bits
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WE PAYED 8MILLION YESTERDAY on: January 05, 2019, 03:19:15 PM
We paid 4 yesterday, the rest is appearance / performance / promotion dependant
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GESTEDE , LEADBOOTS , FLETCHER on: January 05, 2019, 03:18:00 PM
5 attacking players  :tp2:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fatal stabbing on a train. on: January 05, 2019, 09:54:04 AM
Those southern trains can be abit ropey, I was on one from Waterloo to Southampton a few years back, it stopped for over an hour without moving, apparently some gypos had parked a van across the tracks boarded the train in front of ours and robbed evey fucker on it.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lily Allen on: January 04, 2019, 03:09:07 PM
The future Mrs Towz

23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: VAN LA PARRA !!! on: January 04, 2019, 02:05:25 PM
Huddersfield fans not happy they let him go, most think heís there most creative player and way better than what replaced him. Fast, can beat a man, doesnít mind tracking back but questionable end product, canít be any worse than what we have now.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Capio lad. on: December 30, 2018, 07:56:42 PM
Get yourself to where ever this is, should be entertaining

https://mobile.twitter.com/HouseofScouse/status/1079180622814498817
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Redcar boxing day dip. on: December 26, 2018, 02:38:11 PM
Been there this morning and done mine, to many annoying cunts getting in the way though that arenít even doing it
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GET FOR HER INDOORS ??? !!! on: December 25, 2018, 06:59:17 PM
Fucking hell TM, Do you actually have a woman?
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JUST SAT HERE WATCHING ME TOWERSY CAM ON THE APP !!! on: December 25, 2018, 06:54:12 PM
Definitely not   :tp2:

28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nearly crushed in the bin wagon on: December 23, 2018, 06:31:16 PM
Iím sure mingey will let her stay the night, probably Jonny as well once he lends Crocket his wife.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BLACK EYED FRIDAY !!! on: December 21, 2018, 09:27:54 AM
I will probably end up in Redcar tonight, just woken up and I think I m still pisssed from the work do last night, bit of brekkie then  got a 2.5 hour drive home.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Team tonight on: December 18, 2018, 03:00:08 PM
Give us a clue, what is it then?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Head Transplant Bloke on: December 18, 2018, 02:58:55 PM
So his condition is inherited, the baby hasnít got it, no fucking way that kid is his, not a chance, sheís with him to get a US visa and spend his gofundme cash

Donít blame her, if she wants another she just has to ask  mcl
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHAT PROOF THAT TOWERSY WENT TO QPR ??? !!! on: December 17, 2018, 05:36:58 PM
THE MUSTARD TO SAUSAGE ROLL RATIO IS WAY OFF HERE.

DID HE USE ALL THE MUSTARD OR DID HE BRING A HALF USED LITTLE POT OF IT BACK WITH HIM?

 :pd:

IF YOU LOOK VERY CAREFULLY YOU CAN SEE THE SEAL OF THE MUSTARD IS ALREADY BROKEN WHICH MEANS HE MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT A HALF USED JAR WITH HIM. THE SAUSAGE ROLLS AT THE TIME WERE UNOPENED !!!

Or he nicked it from Wetherspoons!

 mcl
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A load of drunk Geordie women on: December 16, 2018, 10:38:44 PM
How many did u buck in the bog?

 

34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: PROPER MANS TRAIN BREKKIE !!! on: December 15, 2018, 09:56:47 PM
2nd pic now in

35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Pub watch Dave on: December 14, 2018, 11:49:06 PM
Why is their a moustache tattood on his belly 
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 14, 2018, 03:14:01 PM
This online dating is fucking class, after a few that were abit  klins bagged myself a stunning 27 yr old with an amazing body, fuck knows why she likes me but I donít really care,

 :homer:
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Things your Mum doesnt like on: December 14, 2018, 02:22:01 PM
She fucking hated my ex
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Secret Santa Ideas on: December 09, 2018, 10:45:40 PM
                                                                                       mick



 :basil:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Man Sports Bra on: December 09, 2018, 10:36:34 PM
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Secret Santa Ideas on: December 09, 2018, 10:20:21 PM
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Secret Santa Ideas on: December 09, 2018, 09:50:55 PM
https://www.yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-wmd161/



Absolutely the perfect present for any gadgie.



Never refuses you. Even first thing on a morning before you have brushed your teeth and have breath like a dogs arse hole. This thing just keeps looking at you all fuckin horny.
No finger blasting foreplay, just smash it in dry and empty your load.
Then wipe it all clean on her face.


I'm fuckin in love.




 :pope2:


Meh, have you seen the dimensions of the love holes none of them are big enough in length or diameter you can tell they are made in China.



Love holes:
Mouth depth: 15 cm
Vagina depth: 19,5 cm
Vagina diameter: 2,5 cm
Anal depth: 19,5 cm
Anal diameter: 2 cm
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Steve Goldby on: December 08, 2018, 09:53:24 PM
 
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Xmas Time off on: December 06, 2018, 10:37:07 AM
Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd.  :homer:




Is that holiday or bail?

Left over holidays,
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Xmas Time off on: December 05, 2018, 11:23:31 PM
Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd.  :homer:
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 04, 2018, 07:52:12 PM
Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I donít want a he she, just a she


Donít go to Thailand then  :like:

 jc :alf:
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 04, 2018, 07:48:52 PM
Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I donít want a he she, just a she
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 04, 2018, 06:30:42 PM
Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though monkey

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny :basil:

None of the cranks know who I am anyway,  post was a bit of a laugh but kind of true, I thought it would bring out some funny responses and itís delivered.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 04, 2018, 06:28:14 PM
MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE  charles

 :like:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:





 charles just ask Monster Of Queers















Crocket lad that is fucking brilliant  :alf:
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 03, 2018, 11:12:12 PM
Iím only in my mid 30s I donít need to buy one yet.  :lenin:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Single on: December 03, 2018, 11:10:35 PM
 jc
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