https://www.yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-wmd161/



Absolutely the perfect present for any gadgie.



Never refuses you. Even first thing on a morning before you have brushed your teeth and have breath like a dogs arse hole. This thing just keeps looking at you all fuckin horny.
No finger blasting foreplay, just smash it in dry and empty your load.
Then wipe it all clean on her face.


I'm fuckin in love.




 

Meh, have you seen the dimensions of the love holes none of them are big enough in length or diameter you can tell they are made in China.



Love holes:
Mouth depth: 15 cm
Vagina depth: 19,5 cm
Vagina diameter: 2,5 cm
Anal depth: 19,5 cm
Anal diameter: 2 cm

 

Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd. 

Is that holiday or bail?

Left over holidays,

Finish on the 13th, back on the 3rd. 

[Make sure he she takes it up the arse]

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I don’t want a he she, just a she

Don’t go to Thailand then 

 

[Make sure he she takes it up the arse]

Priv, do you need some criteria when selecting the next one?

The key criterion is:

Make sure he she takes it up the arse

 I don’t want a he she, just a she

Best advice I can give, is disclose fuck all on here, might be too late for Priv and especially Ben now though

Oh and whatever you do, never listen to wanky Johnny

None of the cranks know who I am anyway,  post was a bit of a laugh but kind of true, I thought it would bring out some funny responses and it’s delivered.

MOST UGLY CUNTS ARE 

 

 

  just ask Monster Of Queers

Crocket lad that is fucking brilliant 

I’m only in my mid 30s I don’t need to buy one yet. 

 

I’m single again for the first time in donkeys years, what’s the etiquette for dating now, how many before I try and get in her knickers?  

I don’t mean slags as that’s just 1. I’m talking nice birds here.

That’s a nice looking group, might even try and get to 1 or 2 away games.

Protein bars !

KEEP IT CLEAN

Not quite sure you understand the nature of clean eating Ben.

Have you seen that first judges card first 4 rounds to wilder ffs, it’s a joke, even without the knockdowns he would have had wilder win. Ridiculous.

You do know the British judge scored it a draw, the Canadian gave it to fury and the Mexican born American put down what ever he needed to make it at least a draw.

Lids you know fuck all about boxing, how many rounds other than the knockdowns did wilder win, you could maybe argue 1 at a push, that’s not enough points to win. No fucking way did he win 5 other rounds you’ve clearly been on the beer all night.

Bullshit result. Fury easy won it

SHUT UP. DAFT ARSE 

WAS ON HIS FAT PIKEY ARSE TWICE AND LUCKY TO MAKETHAT 9 COUNT 

Fury schooled him, wilder celebrating when he knocked him down in the 12th, then he nearly shit himself when he got back up, look at the reactions at the bell, wilder didn’t even celebrate he knew he should of lost. I said to my mate as soon as Fury got back up that’s the excuse the judges need to give it a draw instead of a deserved fury win. That first judge the Mexican oneis a fucking joke

Me2

Lol not really Dave fat cunt Allan, Malik Scott, Tony Thompson and Bryant Jennings are the only ones I’ve heard of none of them are top level.

Tesco doing one for 139 as a Black Friday deal

Got one for £160 with a joystick and game. You saved me £90 

Nice one  I picked one one up for my sister for her little boy.

Dirty bastard will of wired secret cameras in loads of bedrooms 

Tesco doing one for 139 as a Black Friday deal

Choo choo kev or mad kev? 

It’s not this handsome bastard Kev, so must be one of the other cunts

Even sadder than middle aged men who ride Vespa scooters wearing parka coats with KEEP THE FAITH patches.



Move on FFS.

What did Linny do 

Was he in the front row 


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46246500

Anonymous, not really, a goal wrongly ruled out in the first half for offside and created a fair a bit of space for Jorgensen with some clever runs to pull defenders away.

I’m at Wembley now there’s no segregation I’m sat taking the piss out of the yanks next to me for how shit they are. £5 a can of bass in the stadium robbing bastards but better than the terrible lager draft.

I’m surprised you didn’t cash out, reinvest and triple your money

How the devil does one cash out on a bet predicting the round a KO will occur for a certain boxer? You clearly have no idea how this works. Duly noted. Do not discuss wagering specifics with the dope calamity. Have a nice day, good man.

Deary me, resorting to name calling doesn’t seem to be in keeping with your character these days. Poor form old chap.

According to lore on this very website all manner of bizarre betting practices are possible. Take your own sage advice and do a bit of reading in here, maybe you would understand a bit better, since you are new.

I know the mask hasn’t just slipped it’s fell on the floor, been bucked by Jonny and munched on by the rats in bills shed.

Sounds like  wants a few days with the mrs, so packing the lads off for a few days

Arena fight my arse, this doesnt even deserve a carpark.

3 rounds and Allans fucked, lazy fat knacker

 

2 

That eye socket injury is nuts

If you are peckish lad, try some of these

https://twitter.com/TomFlight/status/1061284755612803077

https://twitter.com/TomFlight/status/1061285097553440769

Wonder if its Downing Wingback or Fry Right back

I buy a couple of pin badge every year for a couple of quid each, one for my work coat one for a social coat, it stops them pestering me every time i walk by a seller.

Fury is in good nick

4, though not been in too many scraps, I don’t look for trouble, if someone starts on me I tend to walk away, if they start on a mate though it’s goodnight, my right hands made of fucking glass though, I need to hit them hard enough to take them out with one punch, as it’s fucked after that, and my left is purely for Leaning on.

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That training doesn’t look that clever for me
https://mobile.twitter.com/EditinKing/status/1060094593776185344

LOOKS UNCOORDINATED AND SHITE ON THAT.

Fights like a pissed up tosser on a Saturday night

That training doesn’t look that clever for me
https://mobile.twitter.com/EditinKing/status/1060094593776185344

I’m still using an iPad 4, it’s just starring to get abit to slow for my liking so will be changing it soon.

Anyone use one ?

Thinking of getting one to travel with instead of taking the dildo

 

They do and they don’t, their are more white sex offenders but as a percentage when looking at the population, a white personnel is less likely to be a sex offender.


Figures are also screwed as is your white rich and famous everyone seemed to turn a blind eye, like wise if you say you didn’t know as the mud hut you grew up in didn’t teach you morals you get a slap on the wrist and an on your way son.

If it’s a weirdo on his own in the bushes it could be anyone, when it’s a gang rape you have a strong idea on the culprits, the location also adds to the assumptions due to the population demographics.