What gives you confidence things would be better, chuckles?

I'm working on being at ground zero

Fuck me, Boris cut down at the knees and a big name red roar defector on the same day. Someone will have to sit with rednek tonight.

Pincher's not doing owt at the minute....

They had it at Stuttgart, all those years ago. Worked fine.

What's the relevance of Jeremy Corbyn?

Quite often the first line of defense is, quite incredibly, given the amount of time the Tories have been in power and the depths of their failures, to say it would be worse under Labour 

I'm actually laughing as I type 

Not looking for a fight here, but this is absolutely, with no rivals, the worst governing front bench in my lifetime

It's the alternative which is so frightening.

Haha. Fucking hell. Do you mean the remainder of the front bench, or the ‘Yes, but Jeremy Corbyn’?

I'm not going back standing. I know we all stand at away matches and if a match gets half decent, but I'm cracking on and my back knacks 

EVER get fucking sick of the outright, blatant lies. Not ever?

Jesus

We could easily get skittled fast tomorrow. Problem with this side is that it’s fine margins and swashbuckling quickly becomes a collapse.

To be fair, seriously, the old way was a guaranteed collapse

Just watched the highlights . Alex Lees is revelling in the new game. Crawley, meh. Both Yorkies 

Root is just a beautiful player, always has been. Class in a bucket.

Bairstow was struggling for form, looking at getting dropped, now, FFS, he’s in the form of his life. Indian PL will pay him a fucking fortune next season.

Watch us get beat 

Oh have you indeed? 

Read about this gadge on one of the sites linked by Lord Plazmuh of the Boro. Reputed to be on £30-40k per week, 33 in October

Do you just look away and quick, or do you take another view? If his head is straight, he could be the one who gets us up to the £170 million riches of the Prem. League.

More downs than ups, I would hazard

Too old
upsetting the pay structure
crucially, will he be 100% committed?

Never, Bernard

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/61992802

Fucking barking 

TBH, if he's keeper for a decent international side and second string at City, then I'm happy with this indeed

I’m glad England took my advice to steady our test ship my playing mature test match cricket

Jesus, Bairstow is in the form of his life

Lack Leech is still shite

Bill dunt care because he has enough money. No feeling of fraternity..

What a fucking country Thatcher has bequeathed.

£301M, idiot

Oooffff, a most agricultural operation, that one, Ben lad. Grand as owt once recovered

Wigan (H) Boxing Day
Birmingham !! (A) New Year - thanks for that
Bristol !!!!!! (A) Easter Monday - ahhh the gods are against the travelling fans

Ha! You monkey. Googled it

What? To watch them? Rubbery. Mind,ifI Google your facts, I may find they are early tickets for under twos or some such

Twenty four quid without early bird discount. That would probably make it £21. Grand as owt. 

‘A row over Railtrack threatened today as it was revealed that the replacement executive board members will be paid more than double the salaries and bonuses of their predecessors.

The salary of the new chief executive could top £1 million a year under proposals now being drawn up. The basic salary of £500,000 would more than double by the time the performance-related bonus scheme, pension and fringe benefits are taken into account. The former chief executive, Steve Marshall, earned £341,000 last year including pension ‘

Keep looking at the top paid drivers, though

What Union are tube drivers in?

No idea.

Tomorrow, I believe

I always look Boxng Day, New Year, then the run-in

Sunderland, Boxing Day 👍👍

My work partner tried to house a Ukrainian but was knocked back as he is a single 66 year old man. Four bed detached belissimo house. Shame, really.

Haha, they’ve fucking got you looking in the wrong direction. Fuck, the right wing call us lot sheeples, then are led by the Daily Mail nose as they quote the highest paid workers, turning workers against one another

Crack on.

Fuck’s sake

North Stand NOT early bird is 24 quid a game. Is that expensive. Best seats in the house, behind directors’ box £31

Good value indeed.

Without clicking and clicking, how much is it per match in, for example, the north stand. Anyone know?

I’m middle class by many labels, but not in my brain. Seems they want to buy n the
He workers’ t&cs and tell them to shut the fuck up. Like, yeah.

Can’t believe Whinney Banks boys talking like the playing fields of Eston. It must be because they’ve made it, so can cut the working classes free

No problems at all here. I was in Newcastle on the lash. 

Keep looking at immigrants, lads 

Stupid cunts have been deflected from looking at their leaders by these tactics for years. 

Our scouting and recruitment team have had some stick over the years but to pull an academy reject from another club in for nowt and turn him over for 20 million is sensational business. Not the only top piece of business in recent seasons as well. Djiksteel, Jones, crooks .....

Please don’t point out successes of the club, it makes many people bilious

Headingly booked. Only 15 quid, day 4. Sunny day. Ninety eight pints 

I watched a little bit of it out of curiousity, but the commentators were dull and uninteresting,

At least they accurately represented the proceedings

Platt ?

She is in my 5%

This is no criticism of Watmore but he seems to have his biggest impact when he comes on from the bench

Seriously, so do all our forwards

Flyme and Smalltown

 

*years* of it

Fucking hell  

I absolutely just don’t get it. I know I am in a minority and there’s no changing your or my mind.

Always liked Gayle

Was driving to Stansted on Friday. Callers to Jeremy Vine near had me spewing in the footwell, fawning fuckers.

Day 4, Snoozy fellow.

Anyone for irony?

Funny as fuck 

Did very well 

Just terrible. Five fucking days, lads. You’ve got five days. Wafting outside off stump like Gower on fucking acid. Dig in, bore them to death, amass 490, thank you and goodnight. That Lees looks gash for an opener

Vote Boris. See police called to domestic incidents at his house

Don't read it 

Most of the headline-grabbing subjects are the same. It diverts us away from national and worldwide subjects of import, like accountancy.

Sky sports havehm wanted by Forest and Brentford as well. All good 

It really does seem like that, especially in Spain, then Italy. The German police in Stuttgart were excellent