A mystery on a par with blowjobs and weddings

Any plans for 'Gilfhead Revisted'?

In the whole of Christendom, our National Debt has risen to 1 trillion pound in 2010 when this party took power.

In the next 12 years it rose to 2.33 trillion pounds

We're in recession. Russia, at war, under sanctions, growing, poorly but growing.

I'm having the wildest guess that telling your biggest customer to fuck right off might, just might, be a bad idea.

'Oven ready'

'Sunlit uplands'

 

Jesus, what a shower of shite. What a mess. Forecast to grow more slowly than Russia FFS. Only G7 nation who’s economy has shrunk.

Five grand would end up five million with Diane Abbott doing his books




Or you

I wouldn’t be able to find the fuckers

If he'd fiddled five grand on his fucking tax return 

Scruffy Marton gets. New money, you see; no class

Just seen it. I give up 

Can’t stand them. ‘The Family Club’, yeah

Cooking with gas, or what? Amazing what a manager can do

There’s a perfume called Obsession.

Anyway, just been to see a client who has one. He says it’s fucking stunning, and he has had some absolute corkers

Not for me after seeing the cost of replacement batteries, like

He’s just stuck a big target on his forehead. What a plonker.

   There ARE some advantages to being advised by wise auld heads in The Palace or elsewhere. If I were his mate and he'd asked me to read it I'd have warned him away from that boast/claim

Billy big bollox about The Taliban. Not a clever boast in a few different ways

Do you actually, truly believe that this is prelude to a lockdown? 

Why? Is it to do with conspiracy theories? In flu season with NHS under the cosh for whatever reason, it does not seem unreasonable for the authorities to request that a person full of symptoms should at least wear a mask. The fact that no bugger *will* is neither here nor there.

He was absolutely shit.

Next!

Well lets hope nobody says the same about you when you die.

There have actually been quite a few tributes saying what a pioneer he was. Watched some of his shows on youtube last night and what he was doing was groundbreaking for its time.

Ooops, don't speak ill of the dead-meister? Nope, my memory of him is that he was truly terrible. The tributes were from his family

The NHS "trusts" should encourage local young people into nursing with a non fee degree.
  Hire more front line staff and fire the army of paper pushers

👍 My ex sort of son in law trained under a bursary. This government stopped them and training fell completely off a cliff    I don’t like conspiracy theories, but this smacks of absolutely *planning* to fail. The now Chancellor, who was Health Secretary for a long time, I believe co-wrote a book about privatising the bloody thing. What’s this, hiding in plain sight FFS?

News today says nearly 14% of all beds have got covid and flu sufferers in them. Open some Nightingale places and burst the log-jam. Wards clear quite strongly, A&E clears into those beds, ambulances can arrive, unload and bugger off to another call.

Erm…. I don’t think so…

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid032u3sRANb8hm94feGVz2nn3np5YDZErbbuFbsnn4neNK3LoMQB1AeZEsU5RHZGb6kl&id=100065362146113

That's solely on about urgent care beds. The 14% is about the total bed stock. Ambulances stood with patients and two days in corridors are completely about the other end of the game

The NHS "trusts" should encourage local young people into nursing with a non fee degree.
  Hire more front line staff and fire the army of paper pushers

👍 My ex sort of son in law trained under a bursary. This government stopped them and training fell completely off a cliff    I don’t like conspiracy theories, but this smacks of absolutely *planning* to fail. The now Chancellor, who was Health Secretary for a long time, I believe co-wrote a book about privatising the bloody thing. What’s this, hiding in plain sight FFS?

News today says nearly 14% of all beds have got covid and flu sufferers in them. Open some Nightingale places and burst the log-jam. Wards clear quite strongly, A&E clears into those beds, ambulances can arrive, unload and bugger off to another call.

 

Fine work, Plaz

He was absolutely shit.

Next!

 

 

 

He’s sound as

 

No advertising costs included in your new VW or perfume, then 

Unlike the Licence Fee you don't have to buy an advertised VW or perfume. You don't even have to watch the advert.

  Do you buy only goods that are not advertised anywhere, from shops that do not advertise, on TV, radio, free magazines on Facebook et al. In which case, you win the internets. Howeverrrrrrrrrr.... You pay for TV adverts every day of your life

No advertising costs included in your new VW or perfume, then 

It was probably the equivalent of shite.

Dried shite. Nout up with that, choosey get; you've forgotten your upbringings

Sports Personality. To me, the team prize should be this lot. Obviously it won't be because everyone is in love with Doc Martens League standard footie played by ladies. First team EVER to win 3 nout over there. Pakistan has been a graveyard for many, many touring teams

Another bloody great test. Three nout in Pakistan, it looks like. Unknown waters

All tv, other than the bbc, is free. 

I had a chilli con carne packet mix yesterday. 29p. Lush 

He's caused an absolute shit storm by writing in the Sun that he dreams of Meghan being paraded naked through the streets and pelted with shit 

Twitter in meltdown over it!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11550183/Jeremy-Clarkson-blasted-saying-dreams-Meghan-Markle-paraded-naked-streets.html

That’s fucking disgusting. What’s up with his head?

One sure thing, it’s nice to see Pakistan back at home.

Bloody mental, that. A hundred and blag mph. Anyone could easily see him and totally misjudge his speed. Perverse.

You are moaning

The rail industry still gets billions in subsidies from the taxpayer. A large majority of whom never use the railways. Mick the Grinch is losing the argument when he starts accusing the BBC of right wing bias.

 

 

Watch how often the words 'militant' and 'unreasonable' are used. Militant, especially 

I don’t believe that the referee/var influence has not been discussed. Their first goal should have been disallowed. The foul on Kane, not given even AFTER var was an utter stonewall penalty. Another penal was not given. Fouls all over the pitch were dives. I hope they play Argentina in the final, with this ref, then I can give it up completely and go for a scone in Helmsley

Fucking robbed. We were far better, and certainly fairer than them. And if the ref and/or var didn’t get paid, then I’m a chinaman

Mbappe was still shite

Over

a good read that calamity - you will have to tell bob

Interesting, that

Mbappe can get fucked  How many Champions League medals has he got, in a team stuffed with world stars

Bring in on, if you think you’re hard enough.   

More strikes!!! 

correct and, well-said calamity, and what a good read it was fella!

24hrs too late bobby lad... that's lefties for you !

My defence is that there’s only one post a day now; I’d seen one for that day and assumed the new content was exhausted 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/63854669

Some players on show here, and one of the top ten (?) goals I’ve ever seen

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/63873273

What a read this is!

‘Kate’

Brilliant!

I’ll be n Scotland 

Well of course thats a union csar's job to bring down government. They should ballot rather than rejecting 8%.

If i was transport minister i would consider shutting down the railway until agreement is met.

 

Excellent political move. Sure-fire electoral success. Best way to re-ignite the power of the TUC. Mick Lynch is comedy gold. Brilliant debater

that dirty spitting fucker El Hadji Diouf!

I remember him spitting on a Boro fan! 

I do. I was in the directors' box that day and behaved in an inappropriate fashion