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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: what is your body type. on: Yesterday at 09:31:10 PM
I'm more morph

Mindy
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NOT VERY HAPPY..... on: Yesterday at 12:04:31 PM
the worst thing is,people will think you're her chauffeur.

In which case they will think it's GPS guided as they won't see a driver in it as it goes by. 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JOSE HAS A POP AT CONTE ! on: Yesterday at 10:21:57 AM
Bitch, mate. Bitch.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JOSE HAS A POP AT CONTE ! on: Yesterday at 09:38:14 AM


LIKE BIG FUCKING KIDS  monkey

Lack of self-awareness alert.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone here in a position to abuse power on: October 18, 2017, 11:07:35 PM
The size of him I don't think he ate lunch
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Benfica on: October 18, 2017, 11:05:14 PM
Man U look ominous this season
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone here in a position to abuse power on: October 18, 2017, 12:54:15 PM
They sound like drummers
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY DAVE ??? on: October 18, 2017, 12:32:30 PM
FFS Give it a fucking rest. 

Your so obsessed that you even admitted to thinking about COB posters before you goto sleep.

Maybe you should get out more and speak to non made up characters.

Seriously, I have no idea which one that is for  souey charles
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone here in a position to abuse power on: October 18, 2017, 12:31:41 PM
I had a girl apprentice and I don't remember bucking it.
Probably nearly a few times, but can't recall entering her.

I was a great employer  :like:

CBI flagship employer  :bc:
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Liddle on: October 18, 2017, 12:30:43 PM
Posted some ITK gangster shit about some South Bank family suggesting that somebody he spoke to wishes to commit murder and mixing a child up between one that was killed and one that had her legs removed after being hit by a car. The usual. Was warned to get it off and shit himself.

 

Haven't you just semi-done it again?
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why has Ron on: October 18, 2017, 08:18:48 AM
They're

It is the use of an apostrophe to indicate a missing letter, in this case 'a'. They are. Pull the words together and drop the a, indicating that with '

Just in case you write reports at work; don't want you looking fucking daft.


GIVE IT A REST....YOU DOGS KNOB SUCKING  BASTARD  souey

There is a missing one in there too; this time an 'ownership apostrophe'. The knob belongs to the dog. See?

Get one of the young lads to type the report; you dictate it.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone here in a position to abuse power on: October 18, 2017, 08:14:17 AM
Years ago I was a manager in a Stockton office. A girl from admin came to me saying a guy from tax department had grabbed her breasts. Think I can safely say that I had no idea what to do after he denied it.  He probably did.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why has Ron on: October 18, 2017, 08:11:00 AM
They're

It is the use of an apostrophe to indicate a missing letter, in this case 'a'. They are. Pull the words together and drop the a, indicating that with '

Just in case you write reports at work; don't want you looking fucking daft.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Anyone here in a position to abuse power on: October 18, 2017, 08:06:53 AM
?

It seems that very often men (99% of the time it's men) get this feeling of being teflon, and abuse their staff and often this involves sexual abuse. I read that there may be a strain of psychopathy in such men. They don't even knew w it's wrong

Anyone hold their hands up to acting poorly? I haven't, and clearly I am extremely important

Good employer, me.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 18, 2017, 12:00:52 AM
In your case ben the spaniel eater, i would suggest people protect their personal info on here. No idea if steve is involved in it but it will all come out.

Back to your puppy farms anyway weasel face. Soften your recent hard on for me. I have no time for you.

This thread is for adult conversation.

Good boy.

 :like:

If I eat dogs, you marry hookers.

Now donít forget to message Steve crying about the big boys again.




BEN  mcl

NOT BEING PEDANTIC HERE 

BUT WASNT YOUR MISSUS FLASHING HER BLURT WHEN YOU FIRST MET HER 

I met her in an Elementary School where she was the Head Teacher so that's highly unlikely.

 I think you're confusing me meeting my wife with you settling down with a lass who looks like one of the jack the rippers from the Garden City on a Sunday afternoon.

Been there. Seen that
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 04:24:35 PM
Your body is stuck in a 1950's black and white TV bob. You look like an unwell Dot Cotton.

 :alf:

Another fucking beauty
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 04:21:15 PM
It will be less than your age you big lanky grey skeleton faced tramp 😂😂😂

Try it with that one as well

Recently I have blinding flashbacks of the playground in Captain Cook's infant school.

'Lanky grey skeleton faced (sic) tramp'

good one klins
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 04:15:35 PM

The difference is I dont know you so what you say to me is irrelevant. You are an internet stranger. Carry on, you will not wind me up with that!!

However, it is lovely to know that i have got right under your skin with my eating spaniels and running a puppy farm remarks ha ha

Thats going in the notebook.

Much obliged stir fried poodle lips!!

Hey, if you want to be a sick cunt and chew on dogs every day then you have to take the woof with the smooth kidda!

 jc

Everyone should read that back and then estimate the age of the writer
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: love a plant shutdown. on: October 17, 2017, 01:32:37 PM
"Dog knob sucking cunt"  charles




Get cuddled up to him, lad.    right on his ass
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: love a plant shutdown. on: October 17, 2017, 01:29:18 PM
Took that bait as easy as, for the self-proclaimed wind-up king of the fucking universe.  :homer: :homer:
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 01:27:43 PM
Andalucia is home to some of the best lamb you'll ever eat, a leg as big as your forearm on a plate with roast veg. Spectacular!


WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA DAFT CUNT 

HENRY THE FUCKING VIII  charles

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

Someone who has experienced what he posts about, rather than C&P job off the internetty.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: POLL OF THE DAY on: October 17, 2017, 01:22:11 PM
How do people remember all this stuff!!??
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: love a plant shutdown. on: October 17, 2017, 11:47:55 AM
Maybe itís the boasting about it I find distasteful.

I donít know the industry, Iíll admit,  but canít you find other things to do to be productive ?


FUCKING PENPUSHERS  souey   IVE FUCKING SHIT EM  charles


ESPECIALLY GINGER ONES 

 :wanker:

I could be trained to do your job in three weeks. Takes years to be an accountant
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Does Ron still post on here? Paella advice required! on: October 17, 2017, 10:08:06 AM


Advice?



ASDA
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR 😂 on: October 16, 2017, 01:20:39 PM
 souey souey souey souey
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who would you rather go for a pint with? on: October 16, 2017, 01:20:06 PM

MUST TRY HARDER DAVE.....IF YOU GET A LOUD KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TONIGHT OR TOMORRA YOU KNOW WHO IT WILL BE  jc

Next door, about his bin scooting up the road
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
Fuck me stiff. I only said he played well yesterday and I've had to put a tin helmet on  :alf:

28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 09:48:51 AM
I'd be more concerned about the poor performance on the pitch that your perceived right to critique fans who are disappointed with things whilst denying them their right to critique the team. 

 

I knew I should have voted for you. You're proper funny when you post like that 
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 08:36:19 AM
Aye, maybe. Certainly the player in this league. Missed his drive
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 08:28:29 AM
Bamford should always be a substitute, just for his Penelope Pitstop run when he comes on the pitch
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 08:20:05 AM
I actually thought it was a great game to watch. Downsides, apart from the score, were the form of Ayala and the substitution of Downing who was the best player on the pitch
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Surrounded but COBers at the match yesterday on: October 15, 2017, 08:10:07 AM
Abusing the team, start to finish

Great away support 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tower Hamlets on: October 14, 2017, 12:10:17 AM
It's the girl's fault

Just trying to stay steady with the Weinstein thread

34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The good old BBC on: October 13, 2017, 04:27:06 PM
Wasn't me.
It could have been my nearest neighbour Marilyn (who used to be Marvin) - think Bab's Cabs.
He/She wears a dress and lippy but has the voice of Bernard Manning and the strength of Geoff Capes.
She can strip and service a Massey Ferguson 1080 in about half an hour flat.

 jc



 charles
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Massive international cricket overall. on: October 13, 2017, 04:23:33 PM
20:20 is fucking daft.

The IPL is only good for the beautiful women

ODI is fine

Tests are great but changing as many batters just play the bloody same as 20:20, so it's all over by 1:20 on day two
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 224 Guests, 29 Users on: October 13, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
There's plenty of posting fucking weirdos among that lot as well.

 :homer:

Hello
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who would you rather go for a pint with? on: October 13, 2017, 04:12:39 PM
This will run
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cars on: October 13, 2017, 03:04:18 PM
I filled mine with petrol yesterday
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh God Almighty. Poor man. on: October 13, 2017, 12:18:48 PM
The basic car was £10K

137,000 miles

Fucked

£65K in extras
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Harvey Weinstein on: October 13, 2017, 12:10:01 PM


What do you want me to do, patrol the streets with a shotgun?
I'm warming to you.

 charles
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Purge on: October 13, 2017, 12:08:44 PM
Watched this last night, seems to be some folk on here's blueprint for the way forward for society. Basically the premise is that for one night a year the US government allows people to go out and murder folk as a way to reduce the population and the wellfare bill. Looks like it's already in progress actually, if you're black or hispanic or in the wrong place at the wrong time  when loonies go wild with semi-automatic or automcatic weaponry

I think this only applies to the police force, and is not restricted to one day a year
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh God Almighty. Poor man. on: October 13, 2017, 12:07:26 PM
He'll set the fucking curtains on fire with it if he's not careful
He should use it round Ron's then. monkey

The smell of burning dried semen would envelop Linthorpe  klins
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KOREAN DOG EATER.....OR HAIRY ARMPIT LONG HAIRED MOP HEAD !!! on: October 13, 2017, 10:01:36 AM
Didn't Rick or Lidds catch themselves out by using the wrong account at some point where they were arguing with themselves?  :nige:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I WON THAT POLL !!! on: October 13, 2017, 09:59:40 AM
Just seen a £7,500 Jag with CO8 M4P as a cherished plate. Parked next to the blue bins behind the garage on the bank.

I was always rubbish with decimal points
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh God Almighty. Poor man. on: October 13, 2017, 09:56:41 AM
Was the Tazer an extra mate,how much?


 charles charles charles charles charles charles

'Set to 'stun', Rick, we'll try to take one alive'

'Aye, Capn Lidds'
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Harvey Weinstein on: October 13, 2017, 09:53:57 AM
Good job he wasn't Muslim.

6,304 replies if he had been.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh God Almighty. Poor man. on: October 12, 2017, 09:36:58 PM
He hasn't been about today. In shock.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Next tory leader on: October 12, 2017, 09:19:03 PM
Jacob Rees-Mogg



Yes we need a truly grounded man of the people

Fuck's sake
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WHO IS THE MOST ARROGANT PRICK ON ERE ? on: October 12, 2017, 09:13:47 PM
2001 A sf oddity
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cars on: October 12, 2017, 05:10:35 PM
Italians are some of the best engineers in Europe, I'll have you know
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