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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Serious gripe about supermarkets on: Today at 05:32:07 PM
A mystery on a par with blowjobs and weddings
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MILF Manor on: Today at 05:30:34 PM
Any plans for 'Gilfhead Revisted'?
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Economy safe in Tory hands on: Today at 05:28:53 PM
In the whole of Christendom, our National Debt has risen to 1 trillion pound in 2010 when this party took power.

In the next 12 years it rose to 2.33 trillion pounds

We're in recession. Russia, at war, under sanctions, growing, poorly but growing.

I'm having the wildest guess that telling your biggest customer to fuck right off might, just might, be a bad idea.

'Oven ready'

'Sunlit uplands'

 :alf: :duh: :duh:

4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Economy safe in Tory hands on: January 31, 2023, 02:35:05 PM
Jesus, what a shower of shite. What a mess. Forecast to grow more slowly than Russia FFS. Only G7 nation whoís economy has shrunk.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Corbyn on: January 25, 2023, 11:37:43 PM
Five grand would end up five million with Diane Abbott doing his books




Or you

I wouldnít be able to find the fuckers
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Corbyn on: January 24, 2023, 01:08:19 PM
If he'd fiddled five grand on his fucking tax return  :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Colin Cheng on: January 18, 2023, 04:38:04 PM
Scruffy Marton gets. New money, you see; no class
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Man United on: January 15, 2023, 01:20:48 AM
Just seen it. I give up 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gotta say its REALLY BAD when Evertons directors are on: January 14, 2023, 04:07:33 PM
Canít stand them. ĎThe Family Clubí, yeah
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Man United on: January 14, 2023, 03:48:54 PM
Cooking with gas, or what? Amazing what a manager can do
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hey smalltown on: January 13, 2023, 02:13:49 PM
Thereís a perfume called Obsession.

Anyway, just been to see a client who has one. He says itís fucking stunning, and he has had some absolute corkers

Not for me after seeing the cost of replacement batteries, like
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big Billy Windsor on: January 06, 2023, 03:36:05 PM
Heís just stuck a big target on his forehead. What a plonker.

 :like:  There ARE some advantages to being advised by wise auld heads in The Palace or elsewhere. If I were his mate and he'd asked me to read it I'd have warned him away from that boast/claim
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Big Billy Windsor on: January 06, 2023, 12:43:58 PM
Billy big bollox about The Taliban. Not a clever boast in a few different ways
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are they going to try & lock us down again??? on: January 04, 2023, 03:28:18 PM
Do you actually, truly believe that this is prelude to a lockdown?  :alf:

Why? Is it to do with conspiracy theories? In flu season with NHS under the cosh for whatever reason, it does not seem unreasonable for the authorities to request that a person full of symptoms should at least wear a mask. The fact that no bugger *will* is neither here nor there.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kelly Monteith Brown Bread on: January 04, 2023, 03:24:40 PM
He was absolutely shit.

Next!

Well lets hope nobody says the same about you when you die.

There have actually been quite a few tributes saying what a pioneer he was. Watched some of his shows on youtube last night and what he was doing was groundbreaking for its time.

Ooops, don't speak ill of the dead-meister? Nope, my memory of him is that he was truly terrible. The tributes were from his family
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are they going to try & lock us down again??? on: January 04, 2023, 11:51:35 AM
The NHS "trusts" should encourage local young people into nursing with a non fee degree.
  Hire more front line staff and fire the army of paper pushers

👍 My ex sort of son in law trained under a bursary. This government stopped them and training fell completely off a cliff    I donít like conspiracy theories, but this smacks of absolutely *planning* to fail. The now Chancellor, who was Health Secretary for a long time, I believe co-wrote a book about privatising the bloody thing. Whatís this, hiding in plain sight FFS?

News today says nearly 14% of all beds have got covid and flu sufferers in them. Open some Nightingale places and burst the log-jam. Wards clear quite strongly, A&E clears into those beds, ambulances can arrive, unload and bugger off to another call.

ErmÖ. I donít think soÖ

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid032u3sRANb8hm94feGVz2nn3np5YDZErbbuFbsnn4neNK3LoMQB1AeZEsU5RHZGb6kl&id=100065362146113

That's solely on about urgent care beds. The 14% is about the total bed stock. Ambulances stood with patients and two days in corridors are completely about the other end of the game
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are they going to try & lock us down again??? on: January 03, 2023, 06:53:20 PM
The NHS "trusts" should encourage local young people into nursing with a non fee degree.
  Hire more front line staff and fire the army of paper pushers

👍 My ex sort of son in law trained under a bursary. This government stopped them and training fell completely off a cliff    I donít like conspiracy theories, but this smacks of absolutely *planning* to fail. The now Chancellor, who was Health Secretary for a long time, I believe co-wrote a book about privatising the bloody thing. Whatís this, hiding in plain sight FFS?

News today says nearly 14% of all beds have got covid and flu sufferers in them. Open some Nightingale places and burst the log-jam. Wards clear quite strongly, A&E clears into those beds, ambulances can arrive, unload and bugger off to another call.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are they going to try & lock us down again??? on: January 03, 2023, 04:31:43 PM
 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top man on: January 03, 2023, 04:31:22 PM
Fine work, Plaz
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kelly Monteith Brown Bread on: January 03, 2023, 04:24:45 PM
He was absolutely shit.

Next!
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: May 27th - 29th 2023 on: December 30, 2022, 04:22:57 PM
 :like: :mido: :mido: :mido:
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hey smalltown on: December 28, 2022, 11:53:53 PM
 :meltdown:
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Blackburn v Boro on: December 28, 2022, 11:19:35 AM
 :mido:
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gary Neville calls on Gareth Southgate on: December 25, 2022, 08:08:06 PM
Heís sound as
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Public Sector Vindictiveness on: December 22, 2022, 04:52:21 PM
 :bc: :mido: :mido: :mido:
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump on: December 22, 2022, 04:51:47 PM
No advertising costs included in your new VW or perfume, then  :like:

Unlike the Licence Fee you don't have to buy an advertised VW or perfume. You don't even have to watch the advert.

 souey Do you buy only goods that are not advertised anywhere, from shops that do not advertise, on TV, radio, free magazines on Facebook et al. In which case, you win the internets. Howeverrrrrrrrrr.... You pay for TV adverts every day of your life
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump on: December 21, 2022, 12:51:06 PM
No advertising costs included in your new VW or perfume, then  :like:
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mick the grinch Lynch deserves a worse Christmas on: December 21, 2022, 12:50:03 PM
It was probably the equivalent of shite.

Dried shite. Nout up with that, choosey get; you've forgotten your upbringings
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England V Pakistan 3rd Test on: December 21, 2022, 12:48:47 PM
Sports Personality. To me, the team prize should be this lot. Obviously it won't be because everyone is in love with Doc Martens League standard footie played by ladies. First team EVER to win 3 nout over there. Pakistan has been a graveyard for many, many touring teams
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England V Pakistan 3rd Test on: December 20, 2022, 12:11:10 AM
Another bloody great test. Three nout in Pakistan, it looks like. Unknown waters
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump on: December 20, 2022, 12:09:33 AM
All tv, other than the bbc, is free.  souey
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mick the grinch Lynch deserves a worse Christmas on: December 20, 2022, 12:08:41 AM
I had a chilli con carne packet mix yesterday. 29p. Lush 
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jeremy Clarkson on: December 18, 2022, 04:00:55 PM
He's caused an absolute shit storm by writing in the Sun that he dreams of Meghan being paraded naked through the streets and pelted with shit  mick

Twitter in meltdown over it!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11550183/Jeremy-Clarkson-blasted-saying-dreams-Meghan-Markle-paraded-naked-streets.html



Thatís fucking disgusting. Whatís up with his head?
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England V Pakistan 3rd Test on: December 18, 2022, 10:18:17 AM
One sure thing, itís nice to see Pakistan back at home.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This motorcyclist that was killed in Billingham......... on: December 16, 2022, 08:06:42 AM
Bloody mental, that. A hundred and blag mph. Anyone could easily see him and totally misjudge his speed. Perverse.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will Eton College plans put feather in cap for Middlesbrough on: December 14, 2022, 11:29:52 PM
You are moaning
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Keir Starmer must get tough with militant unions on: December 14, 2022, 11:28:37 PM
The rail industry still gets billions in subsidies from the taxpayer. A large majority of whom never use the railways. Mick the Grinch is losing the argument when he starts accusing the BBC of right wing bias.




 
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Keir Starmer must get tough with militant unions on: December 13, 2022, 04:44:33 PM
 :alf: :alf: :alf:

Watch how often the words 'militant' and 'unreasonable' are used. Militant, especially  :nige: :nige: :nige: :nige: :wanker:
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Quarter Final Day - England Vs France !! on: December 11, 2022, 12:55:18 PM
I donít believe that the referee/var influence has not been discussed. Their first goal should have been disallowed. The foul on Kane, not given even AFTER var was an utter stonewall penalty. Another penal was not given. Fouls all over the pitch were dives. I hope they play Argentina in the final, with this ref, then I can give it up completely and go for a scone in Helmsley

Fucking robbed. We were far better, and certainly fairer than them. And if the ref and/or var didnít get paid, then Iím a chinaman

Mbappe was still shite

Over
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anybody watching England v Pakistan? on: December 09, 2022, 05:02:27 PM
a good read that calamity - you will have to tell bob monkey

Interesting, that
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England vs France World Cup on: December 08, 2022, 07:27:10 PM
Mbappe can get fucked  How many Champions League medals has he got, in a team stuffed with world stars

Bring in on, if you think youíre hard enough.   
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New coal mine ! on: December 08, 2022, 07:18:06 PM
More strikes!!!  :mido: :mido: :mido: :bc:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ben on: December 08, 2022, 02:35:38 PM
correct and, well-said calamity, and what a good read it was fella!

24hrs too late bobby lad... that's lefties for you ! monkey

My defence is that thereís only one post a day now; Iíd seen one for that day and assumed the new content was exhausted  :alf:
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Youíll thank me on: December 08, 2022, 02:28:04 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/63854669

Some players on show here, and one of the top ten (?) goals Iíve ever seen
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Ben on: December 08, 2022, 06:28:30 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/63873273

What a read this is!
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Kate looks picture of elegance - stunning on: December 07, 2022, 10:50:23 AM
ĎKateí

47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anybody watching England v Pakistan? on: December 05, 2022, 02:04:31 PM
Brilliant!
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England v France 1/4 finals on: December 05, 2022, 02:03:46 PM
Iíll be n Scotland  :mido: :mido: :mido:
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Move on from the steam age, Mick Lynch on: December 05, 2022, 02:03:02 PM
Well of course thats a union csar's job to bring down government. They should ballot rather than rejecting 8%.

If i was transport minister i would consider shutting down the railway until agreement is met.

 

Excellent political move. Sure-fire electoral success. Best way to re-ignite the power of the TUC. Mick Lynch is comedy gold. Brilliant debater
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: One VERY good reason to spank the sit outta Senegal...... on: December 02, 2022, 12:45:51 PM
that dirty spitting fucker El Hadji Diouf!

I remember him spitting on a Boro fan!  :wanker:

I do. I was in the directors' box that day and behaved in an inappropriate fashion
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