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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: Today at 07:07:42 PM
 :like: :like:

Also Iíll have to have egg and chips now
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Schuy vs Hamilton on: Today at 06:50:18 PM
The stats say Hamilton is by far the better driving, which is amazing because the horrible cheating German was brilliant. Could never stand either of them, nor Senna because he was a cheat also.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 06:45:21 PM
How long is the border?

Did Mexico pay by cash or bitcoin?

Were the booming Pensylvania steel mills mentioned there?

Here, I don't actually give a flying fuck about the USA. Their Democrats would make Thatcher look like Mao so won't be crying tears either way, other than having to suffer that lunatic for 4 more years


How are you ďsufferingĒ him? Impact on your life is what?

Have you turned to fundamentalist Literalism like some mad mullah? He makes me want to write to Points of View
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 04:48:37 PM
How long is the border?

Did Mexico pay by cash or bitcoin?

Were the booming Pensylvania steel mills mentioned there?

Here, I don't actually give a flying fuck about the USA. Their Democrats would make Thatcher look like Mao so won't be crying tears either way, other than having to suffer that lunatic for 4 more years
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 04:14:58 PM
Interesting article from a reputable source

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37982000

His first 3 achievements there...

6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 03:39:28 PM
Joe Biden or Donald Trump  souey souey souey

Poor bastards. Couldnít the Democrats find someone better? Clearly no sane person could vote for Trump, but Biden? Bloody hell, heíll be sectioned before May. Nil each draw, I think.

Congratulations NPC46792, your programming is complete. You no longer have to repeat 'Orange man bad' 500 times before you go to sleep each night.

Next up 'Boris man bad' 500 times, every night.

Good luck NPC46792.



Your choice of men to admire speaks volumes. Do you shag loads of women too?

Oh.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Listening to Talksport about Rashford and BBC Sports Personality on: Today at 03:38:09 PM


Fucking Africa I'll warrant

To feed more fucking immigrants


.Not sure you thought that through  :alf:

You didnt did you - where do immigrants come from?

How do you get through the day?



So if a Nigerian is in Nigeria he or she is still an immigrant? Here, I'll bow to your deeper knowledge. Fuck me sideways  :duh:
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Today at 02:12:29 PM
Tbh, I might tell you anyway
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Today at 02:12:00 PM
My mate got a belt in the mush off a Boro fan at Coventry. New Yearís Day in the 70s. Just thought Iíd tell you.

That sounds like an interesting story - please can you tell us more?

 jc

Well, I was born very young of mixed parents.

Did you get free school dinners?

 :pd:

Of course not, but if I had I would describe to you the little yellow discs that were handed out
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Today at 02:09:13 PM
My mate got a belt in the mush off a Boro fan at Coventry. New Yearís Day in the 70s. Just thought Iíd tell you.

That sounds like an interesting story - please can you tell us more?

 jc

Well, I was born very young of mixed parents.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: MATCH THREAD FOR CONNOISSEURS OF MFC on: Today at 02:06:23 PM
My mate got a belt in the mush off a Boro fan at Coventry. New Yearís Day in the 70s. Just thought Iíd tell you.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: This free school meal nonsense on: Today at 02:02:44 PM
Many kids got free dinners when *I* was at school, half a century ago. I am thankful that I have never had to claim them for my kids. Donít be churlish about such amounts of money. The government are brilliant at making you look in the wrong direction for your enemies
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Listening to Talksport about Rashford and BBC Sports Personality on: Today at 01:52:43 PM
I think the investigations were nearly all lower league players trying to claim too much of their wage in image rights, not premier league players?


HMRC argument was ďwhat image rights revenue does a backup keeper at Walsall have?Ē  monkey

If I was their accountant I would write back and say Ďfucking loadsí
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Listening to Talksport about Rashford and BBC Sports Personality on: Today at 01:05:15 PM


Fucking Africa I'll warrant

To feed more fucking immigrants


Not sure you thought that through  :alf:
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just Say No Kids on: Today at 12:35:30 PM
Paul Abrahams, defending Lee, said he had pleaded guilty at the first opportunity.

He said: "He's been out of trouble, it would appear, for eight years.

"The trouble came to his door rather than him going out and causing trouble."

Emma Williams, defending, said Corbyn admitted that she had a cutlery or butter knife.

She said Corbyn suffers from severe COPD and was very "unwell" and "distressed" when the incident happened.

Ms Williams said: "This is a confrontation with a neighbours that got out of hand. She now accepts she acted inappropriately.

"Her dad passed away in February, she found that very distressing. She's still in the grieving process."

Ms Williams said Corbyn had not been convicted of possessing an offensive weapon since 2001.



Should give her ten years for that load of bollox

You already have, Johnny - that's why she looks like that. She looked like Olivia Newton John before that fatal night
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 11:52:59 AM
I liked Michael Foot  :mido:
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who is your black history month hero? on: Today at 11:13:41 AM
Thor Heyerdahl    << That's not him.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 11:11:49 AM
Yes, Bill, that's how China is run. 

Nekder, I KNOW 99% of people on here agree with me, they are just too scared of coming out of the EDL closet 



I disagree. Granted some might be a bit milder IRL but generally i think the majority of posters, if pushed, would be at least centre-right to right......
 

No!  mick mick mick
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Caps Div on: Today at 10:49:40 AM
'Doses'   klins klins
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NAME THE PLAYER ? on: Today at 10:49:00 AM
Harry Enfield?
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 10:47:28 AM
Yes, Bill, that's how China is run. 

Nekder, I KNOW 99% of people on here agree with me, they are just too scared of coming out of the EDL closet 

22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: USA on: Today at 10:29:40 AM
I long ago came to the conclusion that it simply doesn't matter *who's* in charge of the economy, it will perform the same whatever. I'm serious there, BTW: the interconnected world makes government policy almost a speck of dust. Clearly if Labour put C Tax up to 100% it would have an affect but that isn't going to happen. When Soros and his men raided sterling all those years ago Ken Clarke said later that they eventually left go of the tiller by 2pm because we'd spent all of our foreign reserves and it was blown away in the blizzard of funds up against it.

My vote goes by what the party in power may promise ( monkey) to do with those funds

I suppose people voted for Thatcher, for the fucking lummox we have now and for Trump. It is just depressing, but not to others, I accept that.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No Lewis Hamilton Thread on: Today at 09:23:19 AM
Horrible fucking hypocritical tax dodging cunt.

Makes yer laugh, all the lefty diversity multi cultural cunts have him as a mascot but the cunt doesnt live or pay taxes here. Bit like towz

Eh? I hated him long before it was hip. Heís so far up his own arse heís looking at his teeth.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / USA on: Today at 09:20:21 AM
Joe Biden or Donald Trump  souey souey souey

Poor bastards. Couldnít the Democrats find someone better? Clearly no sane person could vote for Trump, but Biden? Bloody hell, heíll be sectioned before May. Nil each draw, I think.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF! on: Yesterday at 08:53:00 PM
The question is, would ya buck her?
Not marry her, go out with her or spend any time with her.
Some high standards on here or possibly in the closet.

She looks like she's got a valve FFS
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF! on: Yesterday at 08:13:37 PM
I once had the misfortune to be working in Newcastle when the Geordie shore morons were doing a promo night.

Fucking nightmare they were all pissed up and fighting each other and the girls screaming.

A complete bunch of Muppets and a disgrace to the North East...... :meltdown: :meltdown:


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God almighty, we watched (!) an offshoot thing the other night, Chloe's Story, or somesuch - I bloody loathe these people.

Not watched it or geordie shore or any of the other kids tv shite ever but ďloatheĒ? Who do they affect your day to day life bob for you to loathe them?

They hurt me psychologically. I am outraged and feel like writing to Points of View very sternly
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Frank Bough on: Yesterday at 05:14:18 PM
I asked Mrs End this morning if I may snort a stiff G&T off her ass. She's thinking about it. 
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: WTF! on: Yesterday at 05:13:04 PM
I once had the misfortune to be working in Newcastle when the Geordie shore morons were doing a promo night.

Fucking nightmare they were all pissed up and fighting each other and the girls screaming.

A complete bunch of Muppets and a disgrace to the North East...... :meltdown: :meltdown:


 :like: :like: :like:

God almighty, we watched (!) an offshoot thing the other night, Chloe's Story, or somesuch - I bloody loathe these people.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone got a ninja foodi on: October 25, 2020, 06:49:55 PM
My mate and his wife are both keto. They bloody love theirs
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Anyone got a ninja foodi on: October 25, 2020, 03:21:42 PM
Any reviews?
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: October 25, 2020, 03:20:16 PM
Nasty, that, Rik. Get well soon. Until recently I just knew a smattering of people who have had it. Now I am surrounded by it.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Giro Italia on: October 25, 2020, 01:34:46 PM
Iíll admit I had never heard of him. I havenít closely followed either The Tour or thr Giro for a couple of years now. I used to watch the highlights of the tour every year going back to Indurain, who was fucking awesome. In those days the thought of a Brit winner of a tour never entered anyoneís head.

A great moment for me was watching Wiggins play lead-out for Cavendish to fire onto the Champs Elysees like a rocket; so exciting
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Giro Italia on: October 25, 2020, 12:23:33 PM
Great chance of an English win today! That would be grand as  :like:
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump is a savage on: October 24, 2020, 09:02:41 PM
Bob, I can understand how a man like Trump made his way. However, as a central right voter, Trump is an idiot, he will corrupt the central vote. Never has politics been more decisive, we are all emotionally central, our day to day lives swing that ethos. What has Trump, or Johnson, or Blair ever done for you or me?

It has made him log on to fuckingmadfuckers.com then c&p onto here, saying most experts now agree that... blah blah
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: COVID-19 on: October 24, 2020, 08:56:48 PM
I know several people that have tested positive for it so far, symptoms range from absolutely nothing to serve flu like symptoms, nobody has been hospitalised.

Now lets do some digging, Rik would you describe any of those in your family infected as in perfect health?

Are they overweight?
Do they have existing conditions?
Are they on medication?
Do they smoke?

Would you say those who were of better physical health faired better or worse with the infection?

Not that any of this matters, I don't know anyone who claims the virus isn't real. What is debated is the reaction and politics surrounding it.

At what point does prevention become worse than the virus itself?

I hope you and your family recover and soon.  :like:
 

Good luck Rik and to all of your family.

Bobupanddown I hate even your questions as I know people who died. To give you some facts so you may get it. We Locked down 23rd April (2 weeks late because Johnson is useless) and these are the registered deaths over the last six years in April

2015 42,286 (2,451 in North East)
2016 43,755 (2,460 NE)
2017 36,422 (2,044 NE)
2018 43,478 (2,355 NE)
2019 41,167 (2,260 NE)
2020 83,504 (4,352 NE)

Deaths are registered by Local Authorities, these are not Government figures although they are available here https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/datasets/monthlyfiguresondeathsregisteredbyareaofusualresidence

Just England and Johnson says total deaths to date for whole of UK is 44,571 today the lying bastards
https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/




People die every second of every day you intellectual tortoise. Here is a fact for you 99% of infected recover fully. 99%.

Here's another fact for you, its now agreed by most experts that the impact of lockdowns will kill FAR more people than the virus itself.

When you have an argument other than "think of the dead folk" come back but as you're as smart as a toilet brush I doubt we'll see anything from you.


 
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How good were you at football? on: October 24, 2020, 06:38:45 PM
Played at Leeds U18s when Revie was there, but was nowhere near good enough. Local leagues then as my studies got in the way
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Methodism in Middlesbrough on: October 24, 2020, 06:33:31 PM
Dear God, Methodist service once. Never, ever, again
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Accidental masturbation on: October 24, 2020, 12:24:45 PM
What the media don't tell you




Iíve just had my hand down my pants while looking at that. Iím a nonce and I never knew

That was *my* hand
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Accidental masturbation on: October 24, 2020, 12:21:50 PM
Heíll have cleaned you out

I presume heís new to you. It takes a bit of time to lodge authority with and gather information on your existing pensions. If you donít hear by Friday Iíd call him, and if itís that long foreign dial tone.........
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Accidental masturbation on: October 24, 2020, 11:57:57 AM
Why is 1 tit lower than the other?.......JT over to you....... :like:

Because Sockets is taller than Bobup.  mick
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Job for Mido? on: October 24, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
Rozzers

Ahh that takes me back. To school.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Job for Mido? on: October 23, 2020, 11:06:13 PM
I LIKED MIDO HE WAS A GOOD POSTER UNTIL SOMEONE SLATED HIM  lost
IF I REMEMBER IT WAS OUT OF ORDER 

He was a fucking Dick.

Next  :bc:
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Someone tell me how this science works again.... on: October 23, 2020, 10:55:12 PM
It isnít supposed to protect you

I never said it was. I said it was fucking useless.

As nearly every study carried out into the effectiveness of masks in the prevention of virus transmission show.




I was drawn in, and I apologise.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Someone tell me how this science works again.... on: October 23, 2020, 10:41:29 PM
It isnít supposed to protect you
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Someone tell me how this science works again.... on: October 23, 2020, 10:30:23 PM
Wearing a mask does not prevent you or lower you chances of getting any this and Clem yes Chinese wear them and they still got it ffs wake up you can't stop flu,covid Ebola from happening ffs we have lived with disease for 1000,s of years you are not going to stop it

Do you know that every fucker knows this? Not news

As Sturgeon said, itís not the answer to Covid in any way but itís another line of defence (for other people  :duh: :duh:) so why not fucking use it?
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Good Win For The Dirties on: October 23, 2020, 10:20:19 PM
Scored away at Derby, night match near the end. Got home 4am, great minibus driver. Good trip  :bc:
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump assassination on: October 22, 2020, 09:28:13 AM
and enjoys the popularity among the american people that obama dreamed of



That bit, ok?

Means fuck all - postal votes n that


I didnít read the rest. You clearly stated that Trump enjoys popularity that Obama could only dream of. The utterly irrefutable facts prove that to be incorrect but you donít cede even that 

Pointless

Really?

What was Obama's approval ratings with Democrats?

Trump is at 95% with Republicans, a record for any sitting president.

So Don is right, Trump does have popularity that Obama could only dream of.



Don made that up and tweeted it, you daft cunt and Mr Pepe said 'with the American people' not just those people who vote for the party he leads

Dear me
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: We are a target man away from the playoffs on: October 21, 2020, 01:38:11 PM
Can we just have her?
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: KLOPP STILL MOANING 👎 on: October 21, 2020, 01:33:53 PM
As much as i hate them redmen cunts, i don't mind Klopp as a manager. He's a better manager than Moneybags Pep

 :like:  I know their fans seem to like a moan, but they were absolutely right to complain  about the police in Sheffield. Hey eel, from memory, was started by having Juve fans hoying  rocks Into Liverpool. They did exactly what Boro and many others would have done, they charged them to sort them out.

If our best player had been assaulted like that I would hope Warnock would do his best to defend our position.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 195 countries on: October 21, 2020, 12:05:40 PM
I haven't even been to fucking Ireland
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