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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gazettes gruesome gallery on: December 13, 2017, 09:17:46 PM
No recent beer. Five quid for a Moretti. Bye bye

Pubs 60 yards away selling cracking beer at three quid
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Peter Kay - Tour on: December 13, 2017, 04:37:31 PM
Well make your fucking mind up

 
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 13, 2017, 04:35:21 PM
He didn’t afterwards
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Uber on: December 13, 2017, 08:53:33 AM
Rome! Shit meself
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 12, 2017, 10:52:24 PM
Well! Blow me. Wonder why that is

Small squirt from Mido
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Uber on: December 12, 2017, 10:51:31 PM
I can't afford taxis
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW DER YER LIKE ME MOTOR???? on: December 12, 2017, 09:40:28 PM
I can be your saviour, Big Fella; I will give you the name of a cracking tailor plus can get you discount on a nice 124, a car that is fun and shows you don't need a motorised penis substitution policy. Also, a 124 wouldn't swamp you like that fucking suit. Rick Asterly of Dixon's Bank
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 12, 2017, 09:34:43 PM
It's a shit hole ! I left in 1996,it was a shit hole then
In the 21 years I've been gone I've probably only spent 30 days there
it's what you make it, there are more scenic places,and the bad parts are bad,but there's more to it than Gresham and sink estates,poor politicans who take the populace for granted don't help.

The North York Moors are beautiful but you don't spend your life looking at them unless you move out there. Even if you live in a nice area when you go for a meal or drinks or a boro match you have to mix with scumbags.

Oh come on, that surely is the same of every industrial city. There are plenty of shitkickers in York; not as bad as Boro, I should say, but I could list dozens of towns where you may well get a bat of some shit. TBH, IT's not just big towns; I would feel out of place in Guisy, and the worst trouble Inever had was in Richmond, where I was literally lucky to survive.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Top of yet another league. on: December 12, 2017, 09:13:13 PM
Left at 18 and Nothing would persuade me to live in the place.I would add to the list probably the worst Town Council and MPs in Uk.
Not forgetting the highest propotrion of asylum seekers in the UK. :like:

Really?
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ten hours to go. on: December 12, 2017, 12:06:21 PM
Next Friday for me. Don't work, don't earn.



 


 lost

 :like:
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Man Flu on: December 12, 2017, 10:35:24 AM
 :bc: :bc:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crocket on: December 12, 2017, 09:06:56 AM
I couldn't give a fuck when people come and go
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOW DER YER LIKE ME MOTOR???? on: December 11, 2017, 02:17:28 PM
You seem to have ginger shoes on. And labels on your suit. All good 
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Chris Rea Collapsed on: December 10, 2017, 10:26:26 AM
I like him a lot.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Abu Abdul Wahid on: December 08, 2017, 12:49:54 PM
Reading though all that twitter shit, including Corbyn & McDonnell tweets, ensures I will NEVER be voting Labour again.

Hold the front page!
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit on: December 08, 2017, 12:05:03 AM
So Spain would be better off outside the EC?
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What costs 259 million quid a week on: December 07, 2017, 06:18:44 PM
The upkeep of Matty's pussies
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: GOT A MATE IN POOLS.... on: December 07, 2017, 02:32:01 PM
Golly
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Nhs is missing on: December 07, 2017, 02:31:00 PM
Labour should put it right out there that they will recover all privatised parts at prices fixed by themselves
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Those so called on: December 07, 2017, 02:25:14 PM
‘security men’ coming home from India. Stinks like Whitby fish quay
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What dont you get on: December 07, 2017, 02:19:56 PM
BMW's (metal boxes for cunts)

Thumb rings (WTF)

Carol Vorderman (horrible bitch)

Friendship bangle things on grown men (fuck off!)

Cats (for old ladies and homos)

People who keep snakes or lizards (weird cunts)

Pink (she's like a bloke)

Skinny jeans on lads (they all look as gay as fuck)

Feminists (just leave it will you, you've won!)





 :alf: :homer:
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Nhs is missing on: December 07, 2017, 02:15:07 PM
36,000 nurses. Strange decision to remove the bursary when this is the case

It sure can’t be anything to do with making it so useless that dumb cunts accept even more privatisation
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Trump on: December 07, 2017, 02:12:29 PM
It's certainly going to create problems but ultimately each country determines if and when they recognise a country or a state. The fact is it is correct. The world fears the response but we shouldn't be bullied by terrorists.

 souey
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What dont you get on: December 06, 2017, 11:31:14 PM


IPA beer.



Quite nuts
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What dont you get on: December 06, 2017, 11:22:49 PM
Horse racing 
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: CHRISTINE KEELER on: December 06, 2017, 11:22:08 PM


TIM THE GINGER PLEB 

Yours faithfully

COB 'come dressed as a fourteen year-old' champion 1978-2017
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brexit on: December 06, 2017, 11:13:41 PM
Unless the Tories, perhaps in league with Europe, in clandestine stitch-up mode, have decided to scupper it by calling another vote, then we are out, and we should make the best of it. Don't be fooled by the bastards negotiating for Europe trying to make us look like we were unprepared, they are too and have as much idea as us in these negotiations.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tonights football on: December 06, 2017, 10:52:39 PM
Liverpool are reasonably good up front
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tonights football on: December 06, 2017, 10:29:23 PM
James Milner.  jc

Absolute perfect pro
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Cob Royal rumble on: December 06, 2017, 11:42:32 AM
Roolex  charles
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HEY FAT @RSE DAVE ? on: December 06, 2017, 09:01:25 AM
There is no WAY whatsoever that this is as boring as fuck, and I know about such matters.

Is there any chance whatsoever you could just, like, stop? You used to have good craic

** enter tedious fucking threat here**
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: People boasting about material wealth on here on: December 05, 2017, 02:32:28 PM
Got it! Liddle is a woman spurned! Capio, ever seen ‘Misery’?  Mind your ankles
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clattenburg on: December 05, 2017, 11:18:04 AM
So he bottled it then.

A pathetic twat who thinks he's some sort of celebrity.

 :like:


He was always bloody useless and WAS always the centre of attention, in spite of his protestations.

Reffed the champions league final, didn't he? Some big game. Fuck's sake
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wife beater - uncle necky - Atkinson on: December 05, 2017, 11:16:25 AM
Gave up suits and ties a few years ago. I still look utterly superb, though, and dress for my age and class.....ahem.

 :bc:


Class, me.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lilly Allen on: December 04, 2017, 11:13:46 PM
In it
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clattenburg on: December 04, 2017, 11:12:01 PM
Reserved for Thatcher and that cunt
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Clattenburg on: December 04, 2017, 11:05:24 PM
Hate him. 
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your favourite season as a Boro Fan? on: December 04, 2017, 11:02:05 PM
I was 16 in 73/4. We nearly made it back then. We were better in later years but I was happy simply to survive some away games
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FA Cup Draw on: December 04, 2017, 08:22:00 PM
 
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: People boasting about material wealth on here on: December 04, 2017, 05:57:54 PM
To be honest its us peasant oiks who are to blame. We need to find a board that is more at our scummy level.


Shut up or I'll buy your house and burn it down
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido Factotum on: December 04, 2017, 05:20:50 PM
Volunteer at the elephant sanctuary when I go out   :homer:

Help cleaning the beach, local charities the works.  All about giving back.  

You are a fault to yourself.  Too kind by half.




















 klins

Don't forget I often spend my evenings walking the streets of walk giving out food, hot drinks, clothing etc to homeless people.  :homer:

Is that where Liddle got his trainers?
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wife beater - uncle necky - Atkinson on: December 04, 2017, 05:19:18 PM
Liddle leads assault walking unaided to South Pole. Full space-age thermals. Canada goose parka and trews, mask to avoid frostbite, £1,000 anti-glare goggles, balaclava made of ten ducks; all topped off with some snide trainers off Tezza in The Cross (just back from Istanbul) and a watch snapped on over his parka wrist, supplied by Bozza, just back from Bucharest
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido Factotum on: December 04, 2017, 04:55:50 PM
Sure the little lady may object.

I go to the gym before breakfast, go out for the day, go to the beach, feed some elephants, go to a temple or whatever, then come back to the hotel for a swim and then chill in the room for an hour, then go out and have a good drink. Good times.

As you do.

 GM1

Them lovely monkey nuts. Six or seven of them and Dumbo's full.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ROLEX SUBMARINERS & STAN SMITH ORIGINALS 🖒 on: December 04, 2017, 04:52:49 PM
On it  :beer: every day  klins
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Shitting in the Stands on: December 04, 2017, 01:44:12 PM
If the shitflinging is true then the bloke deserves time for being so gross. Jesus.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Game of The Season on: December 04, 2017, 12:45:39 PM
Thought you were back working in Yarm now? Fuck's sake  souey
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Respect to the 900 odd on Saturday,your thoughts on Bristol on: December 04, 2017, 12:41:54 PM
Talk about damming with faint praise.

Steady
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Mido Factotum on: December 04, 2017, 11:31:02 AM


You're constantly trying to have a fight over petty things.

Ohhhhh no he's NOT!
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: JUST SEEN...... on: December 04, 2017, 11:16:57 AM
Just seen Sir Alf Ramsey in our kitchen at work

VERY good wind-up, though
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Respect to the 900 odd on Saturday,your thoughts on Bristol on: December 04, 2017, 11:15:48 AM
Brilliant city, mate. You will understand what Wifebeater is.


HE DOESNT KNOW ME YOU DOG COCK SLURPING CUNT 

PROBS RATHER DRINK WITH ME THAN YOU IF HE MET US BOTH  :mido:


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