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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why does it hurt so much losing a dog? on: April 17, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
That's sad that Rik man. Feeling for you. I got my first dog from a rescue about 7 years ago now, I know she is getting on now and I just can't imagine what I'll be like when it is her time.
I bet you gave the dog a good life and that's what counts man, because there are plenty of dogs who don't get that chance in life
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tuncay - All goals series on: April 16, 2020, 06:10:38 PM
Quality player. Always put a shift in and genuinely looked like he enjoyed playing for us  :like:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Battlenips. on: April 16, 2020, 02:35:46 PM
clem will be hoping for 94 and 98 

 monkey
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Who’s coming out today? on: April 15, 2020, 11:00:17 PM
JayJayB will come out and admit he is having an affair with Bob, just to stop you thinking they might be the same person.

 sshhh

You know full well I'm not JJB, Ozzy or any other Rifle username.
I've never masked or hidden my IP address.

Oh and the homophobia is despicable.

 :lenin:


Well thank god the peak was a few days ago, ey Bob?

Good job you didn't take the bet you gutless faggot 




And if he knew he'd spawn a tax dodging, child support dodging Arab cock sucking faggot like you he'd have cut his own bollocks off.







Fuck the EU. Fuck that faggots that support it. Fuck remoaner MPs and fuck that scruffy traitor cunt Corbyn.



 


Bob in hypocrisy shocker 
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANYONE ON THE SUDZ TODAY? on: April 12, 2020, 09:45:27 AM
Might go for one of those quality craft ales like Kestrel or Tuborg, both kings of beers  :beer:
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Has anyone ever been seal clubbing? on: April 10, 2020, 10:17:02 PM
I was once in  a club with seal.It was crazy.

 mcl
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 07:06:55 PM
Please don't gang up on me lads.....makes me sad 
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 04:49:03 PM
yep, absolutely ripped there over a question mark Oldfield. You need to back up your argument son, like any good academic would do 
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 02:35:55 PM
You don't like it up ya do ya Tegs....pull your pants up there's good lad, too many times you are caught with em round your ankles on here  :alf:

Pants.... snigger.
 :alf:

Everyone can see who fucked up Prof.

You thick rhetorical cunt.

 :nige:


Ooooof, another keyboard warrior
You need to up your game a little bit Tegs if you are gonna take on the big lads 

Why, when are they coming to post on COB? 

It's the way you tell em Bob  mcl
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 02:30:54 PM
You don't like it up ya do ya Tegs....pull your pants up there's good lad, too many times you are caught with em round your ankles on here  :alf:

Pants.... snigger.
 :alf:

Everyone can see who fucked up Prof.

You thick rhetorical cunt.

 :nige:


Ooooof, another keyboard warrior
You need to up your game a little bit Tegs if you are gonna take on the big lads 
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 01:39:41 PM
You don't like it up ya do ya Tegs....pull your pants up there's good lad, too many times you are caught with em round your ankles on here  :alf:
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Has anyone ever been seal clubbing? on: April 10, 2020, 10:50:09 AM
I'm just curious as to what would be the best bat to use?






 

Not the type that they eat in those markets  klins
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 10, 2020, 10:46:37 AM
Tegs, you seem to have woke up angry. Chill mate.
Just cos you have had your pants pulled down trying to be a clever cunt there is no need to get a knark on is there now. (again a period will suffice due to the question being rhetorical  )

Trot on Tegs, you lose  
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Red Pill Bob on: April 10, 2020, 10:29:30 AM
Red pill?  mick

Bob got an honoury degree from there this year for his outstanding contribution to the art of talking shite

 jc
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 09, 2020, 02:58:49 PM
I wonder how T-boner would react if, God forbid, he had to be treated by a person of colour in a hospital, of which I do believe a few Muslims work for the NHS, makes you wonder doesn't it (rhetorical question, so no question mark required Terry  rava).
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 09, 2020, 01:41:54 PM
And there the ones what are still going out now, putting us all at risk  souey



Do you mean 'they are' fella.

Wouldn't want people thinking that this inciteful insightful post was written by someone with a low level of intelligence would we  :jowo7:


You missed off the question marks.


The questions were rhetorical, therefore a period, such as a full stop or a  :jowo7: will suffice. Nice try Tegs, but be better 
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Are you bucking more in the lockdown? on: April 09, 2020, 12:02:05 PM
Can’t keep her off me .... fucking brilliant this lockdown ... :like:


So, your Mrs is suddenly showing more interest in you since the restrictions on being able to visit other people’s houses came into place?



  klins

And what would you know about having a Mrs?  lost :nige:

And what would you know about fleshlights  klins
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A picture speaks a thousand words on: April 09, 2020, 11:59:21 AM
And there the ones what are still going out now, putting us all at risk  souey



Do you mean 'they are' fella.

Wouldn't want people thinking that this inciteful insightful post was written by someone with a low level of intelligence would we  :jowo7:
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The best sex dolls of 2020. on: April 08, 2020, 02:03:44 PM
 lost
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Incident in supermarket on: April 08, 2020, 10:14:49 AM
Shared  :like:

 charles
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clap for Boris on: April 08, 2020, 08:06:10 AM
For those that are saying Boris has played a blinder or has doe a great job take a look at Germany and think again. They have done a great job, we are on a trajectory to outdeath Italy despite having 2 weeks extra to learn and plan. How can that be construed as doing a great job? There was even a report in the US yesterday that we will likely have the most deaths in europe by the end of this?

But he looks and sounds like a hero to the masses  lost
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Incident in supermarket on: April 08, 2020, 08:03:04 AM
T-Bone fact checker


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23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 04:51:26 PM
Come again Mr Pepe 
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clem will soon be awake and online. on: April 07, 2020, 04:29:25 PM
Let the hilarity commence 

U ok babes?  x

Boy is on fire already, two posts deep and his sides are splitting (nowt to do with him being a fat waller like  charles)

U ok babes?  x

Lovely combination that Clem 
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your best Boro XI on: April 07, 2020, 04:28:47 PM
                                             Stephen Pears

Parkinson                  Mowbray                    Southgate        Ziege


                                            Bryan Robson

Troare                                       Juninho                           Downing


                                 Boksic                       Ravenelli


Team of champions that  :southcup:


                      
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clem will soon be awake and online. on: April 07, 2020, 04:19:06 PM
Let the hilarity commence 

U ok babes?  x

Boy is on fire already, two posts deep and his sides are splitting (nowt to do with him being a fat waller like  charles)
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
The use of two 'suggests' in that first clause makes me feel a little nauseous. Would you mind finding a way to rephrase, it's really quite clumsy?

"An... Tozza.... anutha thing... if I sez suzhest.. I fuckin' mean suzhest... just becoss yer went to a fuckin lil posh cun infants....  it dunt...  doesn't mean yer know more than.... more than.... fuckin' me... about grammar an syntax an that... got it.... ya cunt...  coz aarve seen the world me like....   I've bin and got a doctor.. docto... docter... aaah fuckett.... a.... pee aysh dee...  so ah suzhest yer can fuck off....  aaaah... fuckett... wez me fuckin' turps gone...."




This is excellent new material Clem 
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 03:59:03 PM
Thick? Haha I've got your number you fake intellectual. You're not dealing with impressionable teenagers here.

Are you going to offer me a roll around in a pub car park you utter melt?





You are as thick as mince because you have no idea of the irony of what you say...constantly talking loud and saying nothing.

Why would I want a roll around in a car park with you? I don't do violence, especially not with weirdos from the internet.

You have made yourself look a complete dick stretch as usual....all you wanna do is try to ridicule anyone on here who has political views that lean to left. It makes you look a bit sad Bob 

After the hiding you had on here over the past week i wouldn't be running around calling folk thick as mince.........

Shh now and back to your little office at your god forsaken poly with you!

A hiding    lost

29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 03:02:53 PM
The use of two 'suggests' in that first clause makes me feel a little nauseous. Would you mind finding a way to rephrase, it's really quite clumsy?

Thanks for pointing that out Tegs  jc
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 02:26:58 PM
Fuckin stupid, intelligent cunt.




 

 monkey
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 01:46:42 PM
Don't tell me to fix my formatting when you can't use the quote function.  



Again, too thick to see irony when it is right there in front of you Bob.  souey

:duh:
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 01:45:06 PM
Gresham & Parliament Rd area , move or get nicked time apparently ,not before time around there ,no doubt they can't read english so never knew or heard of the stay at home advice

Is it only "immigrants" who are breaking the social distancing rules like? Asking for shitloads of friends.  

Where’s the link between ginger pigs post and your “immigrants” reference?

I would suggest not having a grasp of written English does suggest that, unless he is saying that people from Boro are too thick to be able to read. As you were pal
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 01:42:58 PM
You are as thick as mince because you have no idea of the irony of what you say...constantly talking loud and saying nothing.

And you're not also guilty of this either, eh Dr Gobshyte?


Why would I want a roll around in a car park with you? I don't do violence, especially not with weirdos from the internet.

What happened to your bottom dollar?

Hilarious, you accuse me of being a hypocrite but you are the biggest hypocrite on this board. Fake intellectual. Fake working class. Fake Teessider. You're the sort of man that wears fake tan. I bet you change your accent depending on who you're talking to.

[quote author=Gramsci link=topic=143722.msg1608282#msg1608282 date=1586256009
You have made yourself look a complete dick stretch as usual....all you wanna do is try to ridicule anyone on here who has political views that lean to left. It makes you look a bit sad Bob 

There's the irony, you come on here and have a pop at any and all right wing posts and/or figures.  This thread being a prime example.
You're an extremist leftist and now you show intellectual cowardice by trying to hide behind the center left who you despise.

You're extreme views are not the majority on here, or indeed in this country. You're not in front of a class of kids barely old enough to buy a pint now.
[/quote]

Any chance you could check the formatting of your previous work please my pupil  :duh:

You seem rattled Bob. As for my bottom dollar - are you saying that you would happily come out with the insults you make to posters on here in real life, in a face to face situation. I very much doubt it myself, because like I said, you come across as a loud mouthed coward.

As for fake Teessider - I was born in Yorkshire fella, with a family background from County Durham pit towns....I was not born by the banks of the Tees 

34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOCKDOWN WITH BARKING DOGS !!! on: April 07, 2020, 12:06:36 PM
BET YER HAD A PARTY WHEN HE LEFT !!!    :mido:

I had a party every time he got in from his nightshift with a massive sound system and repetitive beats all day long :alf: :alf:

(not true, but by gum I was glad when he moved out)
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: LOCKDOWN WITH BARKING DOGS !!! on: April 07, 2020, 11:43:18 AM
Yes TM, I lived next door to a lad who worked nights and left his bull mastiff 6 nights a week - it howled and barked for hours on end, most nights, right next to my bedroom. Wasn't the best of times (about 5 years this went on for)...then he moved out and the silence was golden
He looked a bit of a ruffian and his dog's head was massive so I avoided confrontation 
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 11:40:09 AM
Thick? Haha I've got your number you fake intellectual. You're not dealing with impressionable teenagers here.

Are you going to offer me a roll around in a pub car park you utter melt?





You are as thick as mince because you have no idea of the irony of what you say...constantly talking loud and saying nothing.

Why would I want a roll around in a car park with you? I don't do violence, especially not with weirdos from the internet.

You have made yourself look a complete dick stretch as usual....all you wanna do is try to ridicule anyone on here who has political views that lean to left. It makes you look a bit sad Bob 
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 11:36:39 AM
This thread goes to show you the poor taste of the left and Labour supporters.

Boris is in ICU fighting for his life and they're on this thread trying to score cheap political points  :wanker:

It's the right wingers who have come out of this thread looking the worst Bob.

Your comment abuot trying to score cheap political points has to be the irony of the decade.

Absolutely spot on Steve. Bob has absolutely no idea of the irony and hypocrisy of many of the vacuous statements he makes
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Crackdown in TS1 on: April 07, 2020, 11:10:44 AM
Gresham & Parliament Rd area , move or get nicked time apparently ,not before time around there ,no doubt they can't read english so never knew or heard of the stay at home advice

Is it only "immigrants" who are breaking the social distancing rules like? Asking for shitloads of friends.  
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 11:09:14 AM
This thread goes to show you the poor taste of the left and Labour supporters.

Boris is in ICU fighting for his life and they're on this thread trying to score cheap political points  :wanker:

Yet you choose to ignore accusations of bestiality towards Towz - but that is OK Bob cos "he's one of ours".

There is no "victory" over the left of this thread as claimed. Just hypocrites embarrassing themselves with their vitriol. Poor form.

Who's virtue signalling now 

I wouldn't wish ill on Boris and hope he makes a speedy and recovery

Towz is the one who turned the thread political you utter fucking bellwhiff.


Did I say that he didn't you thick twat.

You are a hypocrite Bob, a boring one at that. You make yourself look a complete tit on here, by somehow assuming you hold the moral and intellectual high ground. You don't....and I would bet my bottom dollar you wouldn't say half the shit on here to someone's face because I bet you are a coward  :wanker:
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 07, 2020, 09:14:09 AM
This thread goes to show you the poor taste of the left and Labour supporters.

Boris is in ICU fighting for his life and they're on this thread trying to score cheap political points  :wanker:

Yet you choose to ignore accusations of bestiality towards Towz - but that is OK Bob cos "he's one of ours".

There is no "victory" over the left of this thread as claimed. Just hypocrites embarrassing themselves with their vitriol. Poor form.

Who's virtue signalling now 

I wouldn't wish ill on Boris and hope he makes a speedy and recovery
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris is in intensive care on: April 06, 2020, 08:51:08 PM
Sad news that, hope he makes a full recovery  :like:
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Your best Boro XI on: April 06, 2020, 07:35:39 PM
GK: Platt

RB: Parkinson
CB: Woodgate
CB: Mowbray
LB: Craggs

RM: Best
CM: Souness
CM: Juninho
LM: Merson

CF: Hickton
CF: Viduka

Craggs was a fucking right back....who are you Aitor 'square peg round hole' Karanka  souey
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool FC, SHAME on you on: April 06, 2020, 06:52:09 PM
....and reverse the decision. Not afraid to admit they were wrong   :like:

Great club  :pope2:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/11969523/liverpool-reverse-furlough-decision?fbclid=IwAR2H_mYdZwfP-bb1G0WtCt8vc83oPt1JJqw50K-mzEDi7wspZyHC2FNihqg
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 11:27:53 PM
What a stirring, inspirational, heartfelt speech from a truly remarkable lady.

Invoking the wartime spirit was both historic and poignant. I can't pick a fault with it. We are lucky to have her strength of character and experience leading us.

Do you honestly think that she wrote that speech  lost

She has a private secretary and a whole host of advisers who write this stuff  souey

Do YOU honestly think she doesn’t have the intellectual capacity to write or at least edit and approve that speech?

She would wipe the floor with any polytechnic/provincial university lecturer. Regardless of her being queen, give respect to your elders and betters. A lifetime of learned wisdom - life wise, not book smart

Surely she has her people to do the floor wiping  mcl

Love that mate, "Life wise, not book smart".....catchy that....I'll remember that for future use 
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 11:15:31 PM
yeah OK mate, I'll do what you say  charles
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 09:07:32 PM
Ozzy doesn't think Andrew did any wrong but it is "just his Opinion" - based on what exactly? What has informed your opinion?
I suggest it is based on nothing except your wanting to believe that he did no wrong....because he is a Royal.

Did you see that interview. It was one of the most uncomfortable viewings ever. It was a good job that Epstein "took his own life" 

47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 08:26:53 PM
What a stirring, inspirational, heartfelt speech from a truly remarkable lady.

Invoking the wartime spirit was both historic and poignant. I can't pick a fault with it. We are lucky to have her strength of character and experience leading us.

Do you honestly think that she wrote that speech  lost

She has a private secretary and a whole host of advisers who write this stuff  souey

Absolute bollocks.

She has a desk AND a pen.

 

I bet it is a Parker pen too 
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 08:25:02 PM
What a stirring, inspirational, heartfelt speech from a truly remarkable lady.

Invoking the wartime spirit was both historic and poignant. I can't pick a fault with it. We are lucky to have her strength of character and experience leading us.

Do you honestly think that she wrote that speech  lost

She has a private secretary and a whole host of advisers who write this stuff  souey
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 06:04:56 PM
I've noticed you preaching against the Tories plenty which suggests to me that you are left wing and as such have no time for the royal family either. It's a common link. It's like a badge of honour to Diss the royal family amongst the left. I've witnessed it plenty of times.

Google 'Gramsci' to see how far left he is

Mad as a frog as well like

 :ukfist:

Hello Ural, hope you are enjoying your sunny Sunday. I prefer these light touch insults such as frog....much better than the usual uncouth stuff that comes out ya gob.  charles

Love, wellbeing and peace to you and yours lad  :beer:
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Queens Speech today on: April 05, 2020, 09:37:42 AM
So Ozzy - as a Royalist, what is your opinion of the following:  

Princess Diana murder
The Royal's 'friendship' with Jimmy Savile
James Hewitt possibly being Harry's father
The Prince Andrew/Jeffrey Epstein situation
Windsor Council's disgraceful treatment of the homeless at Harry/Markle's wedding
The fact that wedding was funded from 'public money'


.....and their collusion with Nazis before and during the 2nd World War  


should we then turn to the cost of repairs for their humble abode? State Grant increased by 66% to help pay for the £369 000 000 cost to "upgrade the Palace"

From the Commons Select Committee 2014, before the repairs were even muted:

First, the Household spent more than it took in. Net expenditure (£33.3m) was greater than the Grant (£31 million) in 2012-13. The Household had to draw down £2.3 million from its £3.3 million Reserve Fund, leaving a balance of only £1.0 million at 31 March 2013, a historically low level of contingency.

The Household needs to get better at planning and managing its budgets for the longer term – and the Treasury should be more actively involved in reviewing what the Household is doing.

Second, the Household is not looking after nationally important heritage properties adequately. Back in March 2012, 39% of the Royal estate was assessed as below what the Household deemed to be an acceptable condition. Now it is likely to be worse, with some properties in a dangerous or deteriorating condition.

 The Household must get a much firmer grip on how it plans to address its maintenance backlog. It has not even costed the repair works needed to bring the estate back to an acceptable condition, and the Treasury did not require an estimate. Again, the Treasury has an oversight role here.
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