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Undoubtedly the best lager you can get from supermarkets. Knocks spots off stella and still a healthy 5.2 %. If you haven't tried it, have a dabble  :milkshake: :beer:

I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE....

I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..:monkey:

Me too.

Was out on a works do down South pre pandemic. Was a free bar and i was on the London Pride, whilst all the young lads were on draught peroni. Never had it so tried a pint - christ, how people could willingly drink that stuff i just don't know. Couldn't get beyond two mouthfuls and went back to the real ale.

Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!

Real men drink Special Brew !

Wetherspoons usually have six quality real ales available. No need to drink in a shed.
Lager drinkers are people who like paying over the odds for a glass of fizzy cack because they think it gives them some kind of status and have fallen for the marketing hype.

Someone gave me 4 cans of that not long ago and i horsed them into me pretty quickly. 1st can i thought was minging, 2nd can i started to enjoy, 3rd can i thought was lovely, can't really remember the 4th can. Lethal.

All lager drinkers are fannies. FACT!

Tyskie is a great beer  :like:



Come in 625ml bottles as well, so you get a nice bonus slurp* after you’ve poured your pint  :jc:





*calm down Ben

Duvel is another contender for looney juice.


I used to work with a saffer who would drink 8 bottles before we hit the bars.

Old Crafty Hen is the ultimate looney beer  :beer: :jc:

Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:

Hobgoblin Gold

Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel)

Guiness

Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice

Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi

Gin. Any.

That fake Kroni is outstanding for £3

In Terry's absence can I just pick you up on "Guiness", Guinness is just better all round.

With you on Gin. Quality Tonic and Lemons that count.  :like:

lol thanks

just bought some "st ettienne" from aldi for tonights game

bit of fake "do as I say" will be accompanied with a fake nike vest.

I tried that Aldi krone and thought it was like puddle water

I used to drink dark beers but bad beer is worse than bad lager and when you were a young lad going into town on a friday and saturday bad beer is all anyone served so i converted to lager. Will sometimes have a session on prop beer but only on afternoons oddly enough.

Usually drink Guinness or beer these days but had som Cobra and then Kingfisher when I was out for an I dian t’other night. Both were excellent for lagers and in 625ml bottles too, just to get Matty a bit dank off them extra surprise slurps  :realbob:

I had six bottles of Theakston’s Old Peculiar on Saturday night.

Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops.

I've got 4 bottles of Duvel 8.5% to neck for the match tonight....will do me for a school night ..

You’ll be pissing in the wardrobe.

She doesn't have a wardrobe. It was eaten by larger dog-faced ants back in '06.

Less of the she - or I will have bob ender on to you

Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.

K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2).

Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once.


Probably why I'm homeless now.

Anyway.......

FUCK IT  🍻

Hemo lake after nightfall is more dangerous than Basra was.

They were nicking people’s wheelie bins the other night and setting them on fire to keep warm.

I've never done it myself - I have heard they set fire to the wheelie bins to get high off them - granted that might not always be the case - a true fact the getting high bit.

I remember having 4 pints of old peculiar hand pump, in the clevo thornaby
About 35 years ago .
I was battered

SECOND NIGHT OF TROUBLE IN HEMLINGTON ACCORDING TO THE LOCAL PAPER


OUT OF CONTROL YOBS - NO GO ZONE BY THE SOUND OF IT -

BOB ENDER AND BEN BETTER BE CARFUL AROUND THEM PARTS


I WOULDNT BE SINGING NEIL DIAMOND SONGS AGAIN BEN PISSED UP

THEY MIGHT DO U OVER IF THEY SEE OUT AT NIGHT....

It’s mostly deserted after dark with these curfews ongoing.

I rarely venture to the shops after dark as it’s ambush paradise.

The fake kronenbourg from Aldi is actually made in Northern France 🇫🇷. 
Kronenbourg original is made in Manchester.

Two Styrians and a doctor went down rather well at The Highland laddie today.

£1.99 a pint.

:like:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ORANJEBOOM-BLACK-STRONG-24x500ml-Cans/dp/B004EAIZJK/ref=nodl_

Goes down great after a few zopiclones.

Fucking Hell ... 24 of them bastards - do they come with a solicitor or ambulance.

That's a recipe for a disaster having 24 of them kicking about the house

It’s okay the ketamine will take the edge off.

Not sure about the crocodiles  climbing up and down the world though