Title: Tyskie Lager Post by: MF(c) DOOM on September 07, 2021, 11:11:56 PM Undoubtedly the best lager you can get from supermarkets. Knocks spots off stella and still a healthy 5.2 %. If you haven't tried it, have a dabble :milkshake: :beer:
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 08, 2021, 05:30:50 AM I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE....
I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..:monkey: Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Bernie on September 08, 2021, 08:06:43 AM I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE.... I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..:monkey: Me too. Was out on a works do down South pre pandemic. Was a free bar and i was on the London Pride, whilst all the young lads were on draught peroni. Never had it so tried a pint - christ, how people could willingly drink that stuff i just don't know. Couldn't get beyond two mouthfuls and went back to the real ale. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ollyboro on September 08, 2021, 09:29:17 AM Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 08, 2021, 10:05:19 AM Real men drink Special Brew !
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Bernie on September 08, 2021, 10:16:27 AM Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!! Wetherspoons usually have six quality real ales available. No need to drink in a shed. Lager drinkers are people who like paying over the odds for a glass of fizzy cack because they think it gives them some kind of status and have fallen for the marketing hype. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: MF(c) DOOM on September 08, 2021, 12:39:31 PM Real men drink Special Brew ! Someone gave me 4 cans of that not long ago and i horsed them into me pretty quickly. 1st can i thought was minging, 2nd can i started to enjoy, 3rd can i thought was lovely, can't really remember the 4th can. Lethal. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Westlane_rightwinger on September 08, 2021, 12:43:06 PM All lager drinkers are fannies. FACT!
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: El Capitan on September 08, 2021, 12:44:19 PM Tyskie is a great beer :like:
Come in 625ml bottles as well, so you get a nice bonus slurp* after you’ve poured your pint :jc: *calm down Ben Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 08, 2021, 02:01:34 PM Duvel is another contender for looney juice.
I used to work with a saffer who would drink 8 bottles before we hit the bars. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: El Capitan on September 08, 2021, 02:03:59 PM Old Crafty Hen is the ultimate looney beer :beer: :jc:
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: SuperBok on September 08, 2021, 02:18:05 PM Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:
Hobgoblin Gold Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel) Guiness Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi Gin. Any. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 08, 2021, 02:27:35 PM That fake Kroni is outstanding for £3
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Westlane_rightwinger on September 08, 2021, 04:04:29 PM In Terry's absence can I just pick you up on "Guiness", Guinness is just better all round.
With you on Gin. Quality Tonic and Lemons that count. :like: Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: SuperBok on September 08, 2021, 04:30:34 PM lol thanks
just bought some "st ettienne" from aldi for tonights game bit of fake "do as I say" will be accompanied with a fake nike vest. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: MF(c) DOOM on September 08, 2021, 08:31:32 PM I tried that Aldi krone and thought it was like puddle water I used to drink dark beers but bad beer is worse than bad lager and when you were a young lad going into town on a friday and saturday bad beer is all anyone served so i converted to lager. Will sometimes have a session on prop beer but only on afternoons oddly enough. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: calamity on September 15, 2021, 02:49:54 PM Usually drink Guinness or beer these days but had som Cobra and then Kingfisher when I was out for an I dian t’other night. Both were excellent for lagers and in 625ml bottles too, just to get Matty a bit dank off them extra surprise slurps :realbob:
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 15, 2021, 05:10:55 PM I had six bottles of Theakston’s Old Peculiar on Saturday night.
Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 15, 2021, 06:59:06 PM I've got 4 bottles of Duvel 8.5% to neck for the match tonight....will do me for a school night ..
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 15, 2021, 07:39:32 PM You’ll be pissing in the wardrobe.
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 15, 2021, 08:07:04 PM You’ll be pissing in the wardrobe. She doesn't have a wardrobe. It was eaten by larger dog-faced ants back in '06. Less of the she - or I will have bob ender on to you Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Bob_Ender on September 15, 2021, 08:34:06 PM Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.
K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2). Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once. Probably why I'm homeless now. Anyway....... FUCK IT 🍻 Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 16, 2021, 09:34:48 AM Hemo lake after nightfall is more dangerous than Basra was.
They were nicking people’s wheelie bins the other night and setting them on fire to keep warm. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 16, 2021, 11:39:47 AM I've never done it myself - I have heard they set fire to the wheelie bins to get high off them - granted that might not always be the case - a true fact the getting high bit.
Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Minge on September 16, 2021, 12:11:52 PM I had six bottles of Theakston’s Old Peculiar on Saturday night. Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops. I remember having 4 pints of old peculiar hand pump, in the clevo thornaby About 35 years ago . I was battered Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 17, 2021, 06:08:45 AM SECOND NIGHT OF TROUBLE IN HEMLINGTON ACCORDING TO THE LOCAL PAPER
OUT OF CONTROL YOBS - NO GO ZONE BY THE SOUND OF IT - BOB ENDER AND BEN BETTER BE CARFUL AROUND THEM PARTS I WOULDNT BE SINGING NEIL DIAMOND SONGS AGAIN BEN PISSED UP THEY MIGHT DO U OVER IF THEY SEE OUT AT NIGHT.... Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 18, 2021, 10:34:32 AM It’s mostly deserted after dark with these curfews ongoing.
I rarely venture to the shops after dark as it’s ambush paradise. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Billy Balfour on September 19, 2021, 08:01:33 PM Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like: Hobgoblin Gold Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel) Guiness Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi Gin. Any. The fake kronenbourg from Aldi is actually made in Northern France 🇫🇷. Kronenbourg original is made in Manchester. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Tom_Trinder on September 22, 2021, 10:56:53 PM Two Styrians and a doctor went down rather well at The Highland laddie today.
£1.99 a pint. :like: Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 28, 2021, 02:37:41 PM https://www.amazon.co.uk/ORANJEBOOM-BLACK-STRONG-24x500ml-Cans/dp/B004EAIZJK/ref=nodl_
Goes down great after a few zopiclones. Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: headset on September 28, 2021, 02:42:15 PM https://www.amazon.co.uk/ORANJEBOOM-BLACK-STRONG-24x500ml-Cans/dp/B004EAIZJK/ref=nodl_ Goes down great after a few zopiclones. Fucking Hell ... 24 of them bastards - do they come with a solicitor or ambulance. That's a recipe for a disaster having 24 of them kicking about the house Title: Re: Tyskie Lager Post by: Ben G on September 28, 2021, 02:49:14 PM It’s okay the ketamine will take the edge off.
Not sure about the crocodiles climbing up and down the world though |