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Title: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 12:35:41 AM
I'VE DECIDED TO GO IN FOR A HARRY KANE HAIRCUT AFTER MUCH THOUGHT.

THE PROBLEM IS WHERE TO GET ONE.

I AM PREPARED TO TRAVEL WITHIN A 10 MILR RADIUS OF THE STOCKTON FLYER STEAM MONUMENT AS TH CROW FLIES.

I AM SURE YOU MY COLLEAGES ON HERE WON'T LET ME DOWN.

I'LL PROBABLY CATCH YERS IN THE MORNING AS I'M GOING TO PEEPS NOW.

GOODNIGHT  :otter:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: monkeyman on December 01, 2019, 01:09:22 AM
I REMEMBER KENNY COTTLE IN THORNABY CUTTING YER HAIR AND DRINKING BROWN ALE OUT OF IS COFFEE CUP
ABSOLUTE WIZARD AT AN AXE HEAD :meltdown:
30 YRS AGO LIKE  :mcl:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Steboro on December 01, 2019, 02:22:23 AM
Does the place next to Egglesclife train station till do a haircut and a can?


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: BoroPE on December 01, 2019, 08:34:09 AM
Just get a Stockton special like these 2 ?  :what:

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/the-young-offenders-breaking-into-the-english-market-1.3366901


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on December 01, 2019, 08:56:24 AM
I REMEMBER KENNY COTTLE IN THORNABY CUTTING YER HAIR AND DRINKING BROWN ALE OUT OF IS COFFEE CUP
ABSOLUTE WIZARD AT AN AXE HEAD :meltdown:
30 YRS AGO LIKE  :mcl:


I USED TO GO TO COTTLES IN THE  LATE 70'S AND EARLY 80'S FOR A NUMBER  1   :monkey:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Johnny Thunder on December 01, 2019, 09:10:58 AM
There was a ladies hairdresser in Stockton who used to do Chris Waddle perms. Maybe they could help?

I'm sorry but I can't remember the name though.


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 10:16:36 AM
 :jc:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyZm0fjQU0   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyZm0fjQU0)


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: BoroPE on December 01, 2019, 11:28:32 AM
:jc:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyZm0fjQU0   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyZm0fjQU0)

Expected Rob Nicholls wearing a horses head to turn up in that video.  :sid:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 11:33:42 AM
IT COULD BE ARRANGED !!!    :oleary:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Jethro Tull on December 01, 2019, 12:28:04 PM
Harry's hair wouldn't suit anyone else unless they have the 18 inch long face to go with it. :diego:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 12:33:56 PM
JUST MEASURED MINE AND IT'S 18.5 INCHES (46.99 CM) APPROX SO I SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO AHEAD WITH IT.

WONDER HOW MUCH THEY COST ???    :what:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on December 01, 2019, 12:35:08 PM
YOU'RE AS BALD AS A FUCKING COOT  🙄

YOU DAFT MAD CUNT  👍


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on December 01, 2019, 04:49:17 PM
Are there any local hairdressers with bog-eyed angel murals on the wall and repellent little goblins hiding behind the sofa?

 :pd:

A strange mix I grant you - but you never know!


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 05:31:33 PM
 :mick:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 05:34:03 PM
 :jc:

(https://s9.postimg.cc/xkvbabha7/image.jpg)


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on December 01, 2019, 05:57:26 PM
:jc:

(https://s9.postimg.cc/xkvbabha7/image.jpg)

 :mick:

When I heard the rumors I just couldn't believe it was true.

BUT TM MADE ME A BELIEVER!

 :jc:

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERRRRRY MUCH.


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 06:02:58 PM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH . . . THANK YOU !!!   :jc:


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: Tortured_Mind on December 01, 2019, 06:11:28 PM
(http://rs1161.pbsrc.com/albums/q501/PoliteDwarf/littlegif_zpsznn7bihu.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip)


Title: Re: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???
Post by: CapsDave on December 01, 2019, 07:49:35 PM
(http://rs1161.pbsrc.com/albums/q501/PoliteDwarf/littlegif_zpsznn7bihu.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip)

 :monkey: