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Title: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 26, 2019, 08:51:44 PM
AS HE ADMIRED HIS CHRISTMAS TREE WHICH WAS RELATED TO HIM. A DISTANT COUSIN OF THE TREE OF A MAN WHO HAD GAVE ITS MIGHTY OAK FRAME UP TO ADORN THE LIVING ROOM OF THE BEERSON HOUSEHOLD.

HE PICKED HIS SON DESMOND BEERSON  UP SO HE COULD PUT THE JACK SKELLINGTON SOFT TOY ATOP OF THE TREE AND THOUGHT MERRILY "THIS WILL BE THE FINEST CHRISTMAS ONE EVER DID SEE"

THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, DESMOND HID BEHIND HIS FATHER REALISING THAT THIS WAS A KNOCK LIKE NO OTHER ... IT WAS A RAPPING TAPPING AT THE DOOR... LIKE POES RAVEN ... A BLACK CLOUD FELL OVER THE ROOFLESS HOUSE... THIS WAS HIS RESIDENCE IN BERMUDA AFTER ALL...

HE WENT TO THE DOOR AND SAW THAT THE PALM TREES WERE COVERED IN SNOW, HIS SHITTY JAG( WERENT THEY ALL) WAS GRAFFITED WITH THE WORD: ATONE.

IT LOOKED LIKE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS WOULD BE HERE AT MIDNIGHT.

IN THE EVENING MONTY MADE LOVE TO HIS 3RD WIFE (HE KNEW ABOUT) JESSICA BEERSON BY THE FIRE AS THEY SIPPED FAWSTERS AND NIBBLED ON EACH OTHERES EARLOBES. THIS LOVE MAKING SESSION WENT ON FOR 6 HOURS AND THE TROJAN BLEW HIS LOAD INTO A TROJAN, TYING A KNOT INTO IT AND DISPOSING OF IT IN THE RED RECYCLING BIN.

IT WAS 11.55: MONTY PULLED ON A RED ADIDAS TRACKSUIT AND A NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION TEE AND WAITED FOR THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TO APPEAR

PART 2 TOMORROW


BEER ME BOYS :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 08:55:11 PM
Do you have to? Enough shyte in one episode....


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: El Capitan on November 26, 2019, 08:55:26 PM
 :mick: :mick:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 26, 2019, 09:51:03 PM
YEAH YA HAVE TO YOU OLD TWERP :lenin:

I HAVE BEEN CALLED BY WOMANS WEEKLEY MAGAZINE "THE MOST UNCOMPRIMSING PENSMITH SINCE SALLINGER"  :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer:

BEER ME OLDFOOL   :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Jimmy Cooper on November 26, 2019, 10:00:57 PM
YEAH YA HAVE TO YOU OLD TWERP :lenin:

I HAVE BEEN CALLED BY WOMANS WEEKLEY MAGAZINE "THE MOST UNCOMPRIMSING PENSMITH SINCE SALLINGER"  :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer:

BEER ME OLDFOOL   :beer:
monty,your references make your posts,from the ridiculous to the sublime and back.I raise a glass to your imagination maytee,fawsters of course. :mcl: :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 10:06:02 PM
Itís wordsmith you ignorant twat! Guess they have spell check ready for you?!


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 26, 2019, 11:02:50 PM
ITS PENSMITH YOU IGNORANT QPR AWAY  PERVERT  :jackanory: :pinnochio:

WORDSMITH IS A PERSON WHO SPEAKS WORD  :wanker:

I TELL MY TALE THROUGH CANDLELIGHT AND FEATHER QUAILS  :snob:

THANKS COULBS  :homer:

STAY TUNED FOR THE CHILLING CLIMAX TOMORROW NIGHT  :like:

BEER ME BUD :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 11:07:49 PM
Once more you demonstrate you are as thick as pigshit. You could barely write your name let alone 700-800 words of copy. Thicko.


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 11:11:20 PM
A wordsmith is a skilled person with words especially when writing. Look it up in a dictionary if you can manage this.


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: El Capitan on November 26, 2019, 11:14:10 PM
ITS PENSMITH YOU IGNORANT QPR AWAY  PERVERT  :jackanory: :pinnochio:

WORDSMITH IS A PERSON WHO SPEAKS WORD  :wanker:

I TELL MY TALE THROUGH CANDLELIGHT AND FEATHER QUAILS  :snob:

THANKS COULBS  :homer:

STAY TUNED FOR THE CHILLING CLIMAX TOMORROW NIGHT  :like:

BEER ME BUD :beer:


 :rudi1:  :basil:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 11:22:10 PM
He knows when he is beaten. Afterall it happens often enough!


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 26, 2019, 11:27:35 PM
OLDFOOL GO AND HAVE SOME OVALTINE AND SETTLE DOWN THIS ISNT GOOD FOR YOUR NERVES  :charles:

I CAN GO LONGER THEN YOU- ON HERE OR IN THE BEDROOM  :like:

THE MONSTER IS NOCTERNAL AND WILL SLEEP WHEN THE SUN COMES UP IN A FAWSTERS STUPER  :jc:

BEER ME OLD TIMER  :beer:



Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 26, 2019, 11:49:51 PM
Did you look up wordsmith? Or concede to my superior knowledge? Thicko.


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 26, 2019, 11:56:27 PM
HAVE YOU POSTED THEM QPR STUBZZZZZZZZ YET OR HAVE YOU CONCEDED THAT YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR JACKANORY :jackanory: :jackanory: :jackanory: :jackanory: :jackanory: :jackanory: :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:

BEER ME BOLD TIMER :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 27, 2019, 12:09:34 AM
And that sums you up. Lightweight and light headed. Only debate you would be good at is mast ..... Full in the blanks. I will give you a cryptic crossword clue - wanker


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 27, 2019, 12:15:06 AM
wordsmith
noun [ C ]
UK  /ˈwɜːd.smɪθ/ US  /ˈwɝːd.smɪθ/
 
a person who has skill with BEING A RIGHT JACKANORY, especially in writing: THAT HE WENT TO QPR AWAY


 :klins: :klins: :klins: :klins: :mick: :mick: :mick:

BEER ME OLDFOOL- THATS GAME SET MATCH :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on November 27, 2019, 12:21:48 AM
Only in your empty head.


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on November 27, 2019, 06:17:40 PM
PART 2 HAS YET TO BE COMMISIONED SO SHOULD HAVE THIS FOR YOUS SUNDAY TEA TIME AT THE VERY LATEST  :like:

THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE  :pope2:

BEER ME BOYS :beer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: BEERSON BACK FROM THE GRAVE on December 01, 2019, 04:35:54 PM
"COME WITH ME" WHISPERED THE GHOST. HE SAID IT LIKE WILLY WONKA, IT WAS ALMOST SONG "COME WITH ME AND YOU'LL SEE, A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATI....." MONTY BLACKED OUT.

HE AWOKE WITH THE GHOST STANDING OVER HIM WEARING PUMA TRAINERS AND AN OVERCOAT WITH A NAFco64 LOGO ON IT..

MONTY WEPT, THE GHOST LAUGHED ...

"I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS YA LITTLE FUCKSTICK BY SHOWING YOU CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE..."

THEY ARRIVED AT THE PAST


AND SAW STEBORO HAVING A POT NOODLE TURKEY FLAVOURED FOR XMAS DINNER, AS THE MISRABLE PLAGGY PRICK IS EATING THIS IN THE BROTHEL HE LIVED ABOVE HE SEES AN ADVERT IN A PAPER

 "PLAGGY YANK WANTED 100K PER ANNUM, APPLY WITHIN"

STEBORO SMILED AND RANG THE NUMBER

THEY ARRIVED IN THE PRESENT

AND SAW BOROPE(NIS) SAT WITH HIS SON PLAYING "GUESS HOW MUCH THIS HOUSE COSTS" MONTY SMILED BUT THE SMILE SUBSIDED AS BOROPE STORMED OFF SCREAMING "THIS SHOULD BE IN YOUR GENES, HOW THE FUCK DOES A TOWNHOUSE IN HARROGATE COST 56K?"

THEY FLED AND ARRIVED IN

THE FUTURE

IT WAS OLDFOOL - THE SEASON WAS 2020/21 AND HE LOOKED MISRABLE AS AN OLDFOOL CAN...

WELL I DIDNT GO TO QPR LAST YEAR, MAYBE I CAN THIS YEAR...


HE PICKED UP THE PHONE

"HELLO QPR TICKET OFFICE"

"HI ITS GEOFF OLDFOOL, CAN I HAVE A TICKET PLEASE"?

"NAH FUCKKKKKKKK YOU"


THE GHOST TOOK MONTY HOME AND MONTY ASKED "WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS? THE GHOST SMILED TYING THE LACES ON HIS PUMA KING FOOTBALL BOOTS HE HAD NOW CHANGED INTO "BECAUSE MONTY THERE ALL TOSSERS"

MONTY WENT INSIDE AND MADE LOVE TO HIS WIFE


BEER ME BOYS


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: CapsDave on December 01, 2019, 05:32:36 PM
 :beer: :homer:


Title: Re: MONTY THOUGHT "THAT WILL DO NICELY "
Post by: Holgateoldskool on December 02, 2019, 12:05:31 AM
Well that was worth waiting for....... NOT. You are one strange fucker.