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Title: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: robssosladders on May 16, 2019, 09:18:02 PM
Just agreed to a 10 day break in Cyprus. One of the lads I have working for me has just had a death in the family and cant go. Me being me I've given him the full cost of his holiday plus a little extra to help him through a difficult time. Like a family the people I have working for me.

Just get back from there then off to Aruba a few days after that. Gonna have some fine looking tan lines on me when I return. As always, wont be posting on here so keep the place tidy whilst I'm gone. Good lads. Might be on when I'm back from Cyprus if I have time or it could be mid June before I grace you with my presence again.

Let's hope for a cracking managerial appointment whilst I'm away.

UTB


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: robssosladders on May 16, 2019, 09:25:35 PM
Fine beach body on me. Only men in my shape can pull off Gucci board shorts in the colours I have them in ha ha I'm a definite DILF ha ha

UTB


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: TeesvilleMonsoon on May 16, 2019, 09:28:10 PM
I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: monkeyman on May 16, 2019, 09:30:52 PM
I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up
FFS  :souey:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: robssosladders on May 16, 2019, 09:32:15 PM
They'd come a cropper if they tried any of those shenanigans near me. No danger.

UTB


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: RIK MAYALL on May 16, 2019, 09:34:24 PM
I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up

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Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: tunstall on May 16, 2019, 09:44:07 PM
I'm off the coast of Egypt. It's fucking roasting.



Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Archie Stevens on May 16, 2019, 09:57:48 PM
Gucci board shorts

You're too old to rock that look.. And certainly don't possess any cool to compensate for your age.
You'll look a dick and people will laugh at you.
They're probably Stolen From Ivor anyway Billy Bullshit.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: monkeyman on May 16, 2019, 10:03:32 PM
Gucci board shorts

You're too old to rock that look.. And certainly don't possess any cool to compensate for your age.
You'll look a dick and people will laugh at you.
They're probably Stolen From Ivor anyway Billy Bullshit.
  :lost:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Rids on May 16, 2019, 10:08:53 PM
They'd come a cropper if they tried any of those shenanigans near me. No danger.

UTB


Ten minutes of your shit and they would lose the will to live.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: ZombieTits on May 17, 2019, 07:09:23 AM
Just agreed to a 10 day break in Cyprus. One of the lads I have working for me has just had a death in the family and cant go. Me being me I've given him the full cost of his holiday plus a little extra to help him through a difficult time. Like a family the people I have working for me.

Just get back from there then off to Aruba a few days after that. Gonna have some fine looking tan lines on me when I return. As always, wont be posting on here so keep the place tidy whilst I'm gone. Good lads. Might be on when I'm back from Cyprus if I have time or it could be mid June before I grace you with my presence again.

Let's hope for a cracking managerial appointment whilst I'm away.

UTB

Boring made up cunt


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Wee_Willie on May 17, 2019, 07:48:56 AM
I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on May 17, 2019, 08:19:08 AM
I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up


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I WAS ON THAT BEACH AND IN THAT HOTEL A MONTH BEFORE THAT HAPPENED YOU SICK FUCK  :souey:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: mingebag on May 17, 2019, 08:49:10 AM
Some great times in the early 90s at Napa before the cockneys descended on the place and fucked it up with that jungle music shite



Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Steve Göldby on May 17, 2019, 10:13:43 AM
About time we had a decent flounce...


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Johnny Thunder on May 17, 2019, 10:17:54 AM
I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 :diego:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: El Capitan on May 17, 2019, 11:17:59 AM
I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Perry on May 17, 2019, 11:25:15 AM
 :homer:
I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up

Shit craic that like. Fucking clown.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Wee_Willie on May 17, 2019, 11:43:23 AM
I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:

Erm ... Greek ones. Crete Rhodes mainland Turkey, Lebanon and Israel. Trying to be smart arse as usual I see


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Steve Göldby on May 17, 2019, 11:54:22 AM
I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 :diego:

You OK hun?  :monkey: :basil:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: El Capitan on May 17, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:

Erm ... Greek ones. Crete Rhodes mainland Turkey, Lebanon and Israel. Trying to be smart arse as usual I see


Ahh yes, those islands around Cyprus  :nige:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: calamity on May 17, 2019, 12:58:39 PM
Ayia Napa is a resort on the island of Cyprus, not an island  :mcl:

Read something a while back saying they were trying to move away from being a party spot, becoming more of a family place. We went for new year a few years back. It was half cold and empty.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: El Capitan on May 17, 2019, 01:23:44 PM
Ayia Napa is a resort on the island of Cyprus, not an island  :mcl:

Read something a while back saying they were trying to move away from being a party spot, becoming more of a family place. We went for new year a few years back. It was half cold and empty.

Don’t be a smart arse  :mcl:


Ayia Napa used to be nice 20 years ago but is chav central now, Limassol and Larnaca are a bit scruffy. Paphos is ok but full of pensioners like Lids.


Nicest place to go these days is a village called Pissouri.



Cyprus ITK champo  :mido:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on May 17, 2019, 02:06:00 PM
I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 :diego:

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 :alastair:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Johnny Thunder on May 17, 2019, 02:13:43 PM
I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 :diego:

You OK hun?  :monkey: :basil:



 :rudi1:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Johnny Thunder on May 17, 2019, 02:14:19 PM
I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 :diego:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/tBb19f62NciUiu5q0fu/giphy.gif)

 :alastair:



 :chrisk:


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Rids on May 17, 2019, 02:15:33 PM
Old boy gardener will be sowing his seed in jayjay's ladyship no doubt.


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: El Capitan on May 17, 2019, 02:17:44 PM
Old boy gardener will be sowing his seed in jayjay's ladyship no doubt.

No time for fun, he’ll be busy tending to that large 15m garden


Title: Re: Off to Cyprus in the morning
Post by: Wee_Willie on May 17, 2019, 05:32:26 PM
Apologies for typing island instead of resort. Smart arse didn't pick it up though ..