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Title: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 14, 2019, 10:26:50 AM
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I CANNOT WAIT
TO LEAVE THE EU


 :homer: :mido: :charles:

 :pope2:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on February 14, 2019, 10:27:56 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have some wellies
that are taller than you.

 :jc:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Rids on February 14, 2019, 10:30:56 AM
My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


Hiding


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on February 14, 2019, 10:32:16 AM
Very avant garde Rids.


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Robbso on February 14, 2019, 10:32:55 AM
That escalated quicker than usual. :sid:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 14, 2019, 10:34:09 AM
That escalated quicker than usual. :sid:

THE LEFTY REMAINERS STILL BLUBBING IT SEEMS  :alf:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Monsterofbeer on February 14, 2019, 10:36:06 AM
LIDDLE IS SMALL  :mcl:

LIDDLES A GRASS :rudi1:

LIDDLE IS FUN SIZE :rudi1:

A RIGHT ALFIE BASS :wanker:

BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: El Capitan on February 14, 2019, 12:09:34 PM
My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


Hiding


 :monkey: :monkey:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Ural Quntz on February 14, 2019, 12:23:31 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have some wellies
that are taller than you.

 :jc:

 :alf:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: calamity on February 14, 2019, 12:28:56 PM
Liddle's snides are white
Liddle's bets are shite
He's rounder than he's tall
A bullshitting head the ball

 :manbag:  :alf:





Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on February 14, 2019, 03:18:41 PM
My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


Hiding

 :rudi1:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Monsterofbeer on February 14, 2019, 04:08:39 PM
ROSES ARE RED  :snob:

VIOLETS ARE BLUE :ponce:

I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER :tp2:

I WILL DO TIME FOR YOU :homer:


BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on February 14, 2019, 04:16:49 PM
ROSES ARE RED  :snob:

VIOLETS ARE BLUE :ponce:

I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER :tp2:

I WILL DO TIME FOR YOU :homer:


BEER ME TINY TEARS :beer:

 :mick:





 :basil:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: plazmuh on February 14, 2019, 04:18:10 PM
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pYsAAOSwjVxbTROG/s-l300.jpg)

 :rava: :rava: :rava:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 14, 2019, 04:32:43 PM
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pYsAAOSwjVxbTROG/s-l300.jpg)

 :rava: :rava: :rava:

BE NO BAITED HOOKS WHEN I CATCH UP WITH KITCHEN CAPSCOCK AND THE LOONY  :rudi1:

JUST RIGHT HOOKS  :ba:

PLENTY OF EM TOO  :ba:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: El Capitan on February 15, 2019, 11:17:19 AM
Not sure this thread went quite as planned for Lidsy  :charles:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 15, 2019, 12:50:31 PM
Not sure this thread went quite as planned for Lidsy  :charles:

WHYS THAT  :what:

COZ YOU AND YA GAY LEFTY MATES MADE SOME BULLSHIT UP  :diego:

I POSTED WHAT WAS FUCKING TRUE  :mido:

 :fingers: SKINNY  :wanker:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: El Capitan on February 15, 2019, 12:51:27 PM
 :nige: :meltdown:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: calamity on February 15, 2019, 02:01:23 PM
Wee little Lidsy runs through the town,
Up-stairs and doon-stairs, in his  dressing gown,
Screamin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the bad men coming? - been hiding since ten o'clock."

Hey, Little Lidsy! are ye comin' out?
We know you're a cowardly gay, but you're always shouting loud
Yer mates are speldered on the floor, and dinna gie a cheep;
And you're a workshy fanny that cannot fight sleep.

 :alf:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Robbso on February 15, 2019, 02:07:53 PM
A lot of thought seems to have gone into that calamity  :charles:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: calamity on February 15, 2019, 02:13:34 PM
A lot of thought seems to have gone into that calamity  :charles:

Haha, I thought it was a shorter rhyme, gave up adapting the other 3 paragraphs  :charles:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 15, 2019, 02:23:59 PM
SAYS THE  :chicken: SHITHOUSE WHO WOULD NOT MEET ME IN BORO  :wanker:

WANTED ME TO DRIVE TO THE JOLLY SAILOR ON THE WAY TO WHITBY TO MEET HIM  :matty:

TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PRICK CALAMITY  :like:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: towz on February 15, 2019, 02:28:40 PM
My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet


Hiding

 :jc:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 15, 2019, 02:35:38 PM
My mate is black
My mate is blue

Liddle is in the toilet




Hiding

 :jc:

SEEMS TO FORGET MY MATE WAS IN THE TOILET GETTING BATTERED...I WAS STOOD OUTSIDE  :like:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Rids on February 15, 2019, 02:37:47 PM
Liar.


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: towz on February 15, 2019, 02:38:00 PM
I am black
I am blue

Getting battered in the bogs

Lidds where are you?


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 15, 2019, 02:43:17 PM
Liar.

TRY READING THE BOOK STEPTOE CHAPTER 19  :homer:

IT'S ALL IN THERE GRANDAD  :jc:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: calamity on February 15, 2019, 02:44:22 PM
SAYS THE  :chicken: SHITHOUSE WHO WOULD NOT MEET ME IN BORO  :wanker:

WANTED ME TO DRIVE TO THE JOLLY SAILOR ON THE WAY TO WHITBY TO MEET HIM  :matty:

TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PRICK CALAMITY  :like:

 :meltdown:

You asked for the meet and told me to name a time and Place, which I did. You then didn't turn up. There is only one  :chicken:

You didn't say at the time you wouldn't be coming either. You waited until after and then started some nonsense about Middlesbrough.

You're a fat little cowardly puff   :charles:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Sockets on February 15, 2019, 03:14:01 PM
Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: towz on February 15, 2019, 03:20:52 PM
Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I think we're stretching the concept of poem a bit here Crockers


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on February 15, 2019, 03:33:01 PM
Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  :charles: :sid: :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  :charles:


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: towz on February 15, 2019, 03:33:40 PM
Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  :charles: :sid: :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  :charles:

Pics?


Title: Re: VALENTINES POEM...
Post by: Sockets on February 15, 2019, 03:36:55 PM
Rob's nose is Red

Kitchen's arse is raw

some geezer felt his collar

and broke his Jaw ........... again .. :matty:








I HEARD LISA GAVE HIM A BAT TOO  :charles: :sid: :alf:

MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER KNOWS HER...SHE SAID MATTY IS A CREEP  :charles:








what a tag to have round yer shoulder  :charles:

Known as a creep  :charles:


Can see people now ,,, Oh oh watch it here's that creepy lad  :matty: