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Title: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 10:34:15 AM
BEFORE THEY GO TO LIDDLES LOCK UP TODAY  :mcl:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 11:38:39 AM
A couple got collared by police by the baggage carousel and hauled into customs on my last flight lids. Reminded me of you  :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 11:38:50 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X7ydRS2W/dd.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: monkeyman on January 09, 2019, 11:40:43 AM
A couple got collared by police by the baggage carousel and hauled into customs on my last flight lids. Reminded me of you  :monkey:
HE AS NO BOTTLE
HE GETS THERE LASS TO TAKE EM THROUGH  :mcl:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 11:43:01 AM
A couple got collared by police by the baggage carousel and hauled into customs on my last flight lids. Reminded me of you  :monkey:
HE AS NO BOTTLE
HE GETS THERE LASS TO TAKE EM THROUGH  :mcl:

 :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 11:48:28 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X7ydRS2W/dd.jpg)


THAT IS CASTING ASPERSIONS ON MY GOOD NAME YOU FUCKING MAD  :wanker:

DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS  :fingers:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 11:54:39 AM
AREN'T SLEEVES DRUGS ???    :what:    WHAT ARE YER LOCKING UP, TATTOOS ???    :oleary:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: monkeyman on January 09, 2019, 11:56:19 AM
AREN'T SLEEVES DRUGS ???    :what:    WHAT ARE YER LOCKING UP, TATTOOS ???    :oleary:
:rava: FUCKING CIGS :tp2:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 12:01:15 PM
                                                                                                                  :oleary:
(https://i.postimg.cc/TY1V25Cr/SLE.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 12:03:42 PM
How much are you flogging the heroin for Lids?  :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Dwight Teaandtelly on January 09, 2019, 12:05:55 PM
AREN'T SLEEVES DRUGS ???    :what:    WHAT ARE YER LOCKING UP, TATTOOS ???    :oleary:
:nige: :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: monkeyman on January 09, 2019, 12:08:08 PM
How much are you flogging the heroin for Lids?  :monkey:
  :mick:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: V6 on January 09, 2019, 02:05:44 PM
things must be bad if you have to brings cigs home to pay for your hols  :souey: :souey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 02:11:57 PM
things must be bad if you have to brings cigs home to pay for your hols  :souey: :souey:

WHATS BAD ABOUT IT FAT JASE  :rudi1:
IT PAYS FOR THE HOLIDAY I JUST BOOKED TO GO BACK IN A FEW WEEKS  :rudi1:

PLUS I LOVE BUCKING THE SYSTEM  :like:
ROBBING CUNTS OUR GOVERMENT  :unlike:
OUT TOO HELP THE POOR SMOKERS OUT ME LIKE  :monkey:

WHATS IT TO YOU ANYWAY ARBUCKLE  :alf:

 :meltdown: :wanker: :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Monsterofbeer on January 09, 2019, 02:16:10 PM
DEFO THE THICKEST FUCK TO WALK THE EARTH. :mcl:

ABSOLUTE PEASANT. :snob:

CANT MASTER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND NOW HES NOT GETTING HIS DEGREE IN MOCKNEY AND SLANG. :mcl:

COME SEE ME ONE DAY LIDS I HAVE A DOCTERITE IN THUGANOMICS. :ba:

BEER ME BELLY :beer:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 02:31:47 PM

      (https://i.postimg.cc/yxKjdZFy/MICK.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
(http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Wolves-manager-Mick-McCarthy-says-team-needs-a-miracle-to-stay-in-Premier-League-52p0x5gxxq3ogvdrvkxz0gl1--e1328005036293.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: boro-bob on January 09, 2019, 02:40:01 PM
Are they long sleeves or short sleeves ?


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Steboro on January 09, 2019, 03:01:02 PM
things must be bad if you have to brings cigs home to pay for your hols  :souey: :souey:

WHATS BAD ABOUT IT FAT JASE  :rudi1:
IT PAYS FOR THE HOLIDAY I JUST BOOKED TO GO BACK IN A FEW WEEKS  :rudi1:

PLUS I LOVE BUCKING THE SYSTEM  :like:
ROBBING CUNTS OUR GOVERMENT  :unlike:
OUT TOO HELP THE POOR SMOKERS OUT ME LIKE  :monkey:

WHATS IT TO YOU ANYWAY ARBUCKLE  :alf:

 :meltdown: :wanker: :meltdown:

Surely to pay for a lavish 5 star all inclusive holiday you would need to bring back a lot of sleeves?



Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 03:15:30 PM
I MAKE 30 SHEETS A SLEEVE  :like:

A 1K PROFIT PAYS FOR MY JOLLY  :mcl:

OUR LASS CAN PAY FOR HER OWN  :monkey:

PROPER OLD SKOOL ME LIKE  :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 03:21:05 PM
£1k? do you only go for 3 nights  :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: V6 on January 09, 2019, 03:58:57 PM
I MAKE 30 SHEETS A SLEEVE  :like:

A 1K PROFIT PAYS FOR MY JOLLY  :mcl:

OUR LASS CAN PAY FOR HER OWN  :monkey:

PROPER OLD SKOOL ME LIKE  :meltdown:

 :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 03:59:40 PM
£1k? do you only go for 3 nights  :monkey:

CAPE VERDE IN JUNE WILL ONLY COST ME A BAG OF SAND  :like:

I HAVE RELATIVES WHO WORK FOR TUI   :monkey:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 04:01:16 PM
I MAKE 30 SHEETS A SLEEVE  :like:

A 1K PROFIT PAYS FOR MY JOLLY  :mcl:

OUR LASS CAN PAY FOR HER OWN  :monkey:

PROPER OLD SKOOL ME LIKE  :meltdown:

 :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:

GET OVER IT JASE  :diego:
DONT BE WELL JEL  :sid:

FAT  :wanker:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 09, 2019, 04:25:29 PM
£1k? do you only go for 3 nights  :monkey:

 :nige: :souey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 09, 2019, 04:52:26 PM
HEY TWATTY LAST TIME YOU WENT FOR 3 NIGHTS FOR 1K WAS IN PLAYA DEL INGLES  :rudi1:

GOT YA ARSE REAMED OUT FOR 72 HOURS  :matty: :matty: :matty:

 :pope2:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 09, 2019, 04:53:51 PM
How many sleeves did you bring back Lids?


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Minge on January 09, 2019, 07:57:34 PM
Your profit on a single sleeve is £30 ?

Fucking hell you must be charging a fortune you greeeeeeeeeeeedy cunt




Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Flar on January 09, 2019, 08:05:08 PM
How many sleeves did you bring back Lids?

34 to make a grand

 :diego:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 09, 2019, 08:08:18 PM
must travel light  :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Steboro on January 09, 2019, 08:26:25 PM
34 sleeves with airline prices for an extra suitcase you be lucky to come out £100 up.   :alf:



Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on January 09, 2019, 08:35:51 PM
must travel light  :monkey:

HE PROBABLY WEARS THAT BIG FLOPPY SUIT AND STUFFS THEM UP THE LEGS.


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 09:13:49 PM
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q501/PoliteDwarf/liddlebeacon_zps92015c3e.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 09, 2019, 09:18:53 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/16gxuf8.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Squarewheelbike on January 09, 2019, 09:55:33 PM
34 sleeves with airline prices for an extra suitcase you be lucky to come out £100 up.   :alf:



Guessing he bought local out there, airlines only sell 200.


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 09, 2019, 09:56:02 PM
How many sleeves did you bring back Lids?

34 to make a grand

 :diego:

Stop ruining it, I was waiting for Lids to give a daft answer  :oleary:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 09:01:10 AM
A BAG OF SAND IS A BAG OF SAND  :mcl:

LITTLE TIP  :mcl:

YOU CARRY THEM IN YOUR HAND LUGGAGE AS ALL SUITCASES ARE SCANNED WHEN THEY COME OFF THE PLANE ANY MORE THAN 400 IN THEM AND YOU ARE GETTING TUGGED  :jc:

34 IS WHAT I GOT BACK....THEY WAS NO CUSTOMS WAITING...ONLY FOR THOSE SILLY CUNTS WHO HAD FILLED THEIR SUITCASES UP  :tp1:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Flar on January 10, 2019, 03:27:25 PM
34 sleeves in your hand luggage!?


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Robbso on January 10, 2019, 03:32:07 PM
He's got big hands :tp1:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on January 10, 2019, 03:37:04 PM
WERE THEY ADULT SIZE PACKS?

 :pd:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 10, 2019, 03:38:52 PM
(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/giant-jansport-backpack-0.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Squarewheelbike on January 10, 2019, 03:44:59 PM
Was watching one of those Customs shows on Pick the other week and some bloke had exceeded his allowance by 18,000!


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on January 10, 2019, 03:58:16 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PB951Be8ZgE/U6LjziQUOdI/AAAAAAAADsM/tovGDG7a4gs/s1600/12140_1__17337.jpg)

 :mick:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 04:06:37 PM
34 sleeves in your hand luggage!?

15 IN EACH HAND LUGGAGE DAFT LAD  :mcl:

THE OTHER 4 IN THE 2 SUITCASES  :rudi1:

IM FLOGGING EM FOR 55  :like:

PAID 25 FOR EM  :monkey:

MY OVERHEADS HAVE GONE UP  :mcl:

 :meltdown:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Benidorm2Larndon on January 10, 2019, 04:22:51 PM
Some jealous cunts on here,


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Squarewheelbike on January 10, 2019, 04:24:24 PM
Out of curiosity how do a pack of 20 cost these days? Was about £2.50 when I knocked it on the head 25 odd years ago.


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Benidorm2Larndon on January 10, 2019, 04:27:21 PM
£11.20 for twenty regal on London  Few weeks ago,


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 04:36:47 PM
Some jealous cunts on here,

SPOT ON MATE  :mcl:

BE EVEN MORE JEALOUS WHEN THEY FIND OUT IM GOING BACK TO THE CANARIES IN 13 DAYS FOR 2 WEEKS ALL INC AGAIN  :homer:

 :monkey: :mcl: :like: :mido:

NEVER BEEN ONE TOO LET THE GRASS GROW UNDER ME FEET  :rudi1:

 :pope2: :meltdown: :jc:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Robbso on January 10, 2019, 04:43:16 PM
Which Canaries :what:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 04:52:00 PM
Which Canaries :what:

FUERTEVENTURA  :homer:

 :mido:

😎😎😎🌞🌞🌞🛫🛫🛫😃😃😃


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 10, 2019, 04:56:18 PM
Worst one?


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 10, 2019, 05:02:54 PM
Which Canaries :what:

FUERTEVENTURA  :homer:

 :mido:

😎😎😎🌞🌞🌞🛫🛫🛫😃😃😃



thank fuck  :monkey:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: RedSteel on January 10, 2019, 05:05:44 PM
The current bun in Lanzarote is lovely at present. Going the poolside bar soon for a few rats ears

BEER ME DICKHEADS!!

 :rudi1:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 10, 2019, 05:06:10 PM
enjoy  :beer: :beer: :beer:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 05:08:23 PM
Worst one?

SILLY DICKHEAD CUNT  :diego:

YOU KNOW FUCK ALL YOU COCK WOMBLE CLOWN  :sid:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Tortured_Mind on January 10, 2019, 05:10:03 PM
WILL YER BE HAVIN 50 TIGER PRAWNS ???   !!!    :what:

    (https://i.postimg.cc/1XNWjH3M/TBT.jpg)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: RedSteel on January 10, 2019, 05:10:36 PM
enjoy  :beer: :beer: :beer:

 :like:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Robbso on January 10, 2019, 05:14:08 PM
The current bun in Lanzarote is lovely at present. Going the poolside bar soon for a few rats ears

BEER ME DICKHEADS!!

 :rudi1:

 :homer:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 10, 2019, 06:13:31 PM
Worst one?

SILLY DICKHEAD CUNT  :diego:

YOU KNOW FUCK ALL YOU COCK WOMBLE CLOWN  :sid:

I know you canít get a decent 5 star hotel for £1k  :beer:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Oldfield on January 10, 2019, 06:23:42 PM
Worst one?

SILLY DICKHEAD CUNT  :diego:

YOU KNOW FUCK ALL YOU COCK WOMBLE CLOWN  :sid:

I know you canít get a decent 5 star hotel for £1k  :beer:

Not in St Lucia Mr Kitchen.... but i can direct to a mudhut after your 72 interconnecting flights

 :wanker:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 10, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
 :tp3:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Flar on January 10, 2019, 06:35:39 PM
Donít know why people are knocking the entrepreneurial spirit, itís just the practicalities that seem a little far fetched


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: Steboro on January 10, 2019, 06:40:02 PM
How much profit after you apply the following deductions?

Monthly rental fee on a lockup in East Cleveland.
Fuel to go back and forwardin a big fuck off Jag each time someone wants a sleeve.
Price of the hand luggage for the flight






Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on January 10, 2019, 06:43:33 PM
How much profit after you apply the following deductions?

Monthly rental fee on a lockup in East Cleveland.
Fuel to go back and forwardin a big fuck off Jag each time someone wants a sleeve.
Price of the hand luggage for the flight






(https://media.giphy.com/media/13B1WmJg7HwjGU/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: El Capitan on January 10, 2019, 06:55:48 PM
Worst one?

SILLY DICKHEAD CUNT  :diego:

YOU KNOW FUCK ALL YOU COCK WOMBLE CLOWN  :sid:

I know you canít get a decent 5 star hotel for £1k  :beer:

Not in St Lucia Mr Kitchen.... but i can direct to a mudhut after your 72 interconnecting flights

 :wanker:


you've flipped fella  :alf: :alf:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on January 10, 2019, 07:30:43 PM
I THINK A FEW ON ERE NEED TO GET A LIFE  :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

 :monkey:

 :alf:

 :mcl:

 :pope2:

SAD FUCKERS INDEED  :mcl:


Title: Re: ANYONE WANT ANY SLEEVES !!!
Post by: CapsDave on January 10, 2019, 07:51:32 PM
I agree with you Lids  :vids: