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Title: Joke of the day FFS
Post by: Flyers Nap on June 14, 2018, 12:00:56 PM
My 3 year old son was trying to open a yoghurt this morning.
After a few minutes he started getting stressed and said '' stupid twattin fookin lid'' my wife looked at me and said'' where's he got that from''
I said '' the fridge you fookin thick coont'' :sid:


Title: Re: Joke of the day FFS
Post by: Rids on June 14, 2018, 12:01:57 PM
 :monkey: :basil: :jc:


Title: Re: Joke of the day FFS
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on June 14, 2018, 01:54:23 PM
 :alastair:


Title: Re: Joke of the day FFS
Post by: Johnny Thunder on June 14, 2018, 02:08:47 PM
 :sid:


Title: Re: Joke of the day FFS
Post by: Steve Göldby on June 14, 2018, 03:11:00 PM
The police came to my mates door today holding a picture of his wife.

"Is this your wife sir," the copper asked. "Yes," he answered.

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus," said the copper

"I know," he said. "But she takes it up the arse and she's very good with the kids."