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Title: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Grinch on September 12, 2017, 04:32:57 PM
Was at a nike store and bought some new gear for the gym. Bird who looked like Vivian from the young ones grunted at me if I'd be interested in a nike discount card whilst throwing my things everywhere. I responded with I'd be interested in you not creasing my new clothes.

She was clearly annoyed by this and the distraction must have meant she forgot to scan my trainers, which I never noticed until I was back home, over an hour away.

Would you go back and tell them or ride it out? I feel slightly bad but I don't see why I should be inconvenienced because of their mistake.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: RedSteel on September 12, 2017, 04:44:57 PM
Take them back, but only on that bike you pinched

 :rudi1:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Wee_Willie on September 12, 2017, 05:06:04 PM
Are you in Florida?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 12, 2017, 05:10:20 PM
You must do what you feel is morally right.Would you go back if the had charged you twice :diego:
Personally I'd say result.  :mido:
Stick a tenner in a charity box or buy a homeless person four super tennants.  :pope2:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: #Pulisout on September 12, 2017, 05:17:04 PM
only do Adidas and would never buy from them stores only cheap trainers they can't sell anywhere else


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 05:54:28 PM
Technically that is shoplifting  :diego:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 12, 2017, 05:58:16 PM
CCTV will get you.
You'll be in the Gazette along with the other thieves  :mcl:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: thelinny on September 12, 2017, 07:05:26 PM
Technically that is shoplifting  :diego:

Is it fuck, wasn't his fault they forgot to charge him

I might not be the best person for this discussion being morally right though
 :alf:

As above i wouldn't wear nike for free myself only Adidas


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: thelinny on September 12, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
CCTV will get you.
You'll be in the Gazette along with the other thieves  :mcl:

 :klins:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: BigNasty on September 12, 2017, 07:08:15 PM
Go back and pay for them.You will feel good about yourself I promise :like:
and its the right thing to do.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 12, 2017, 07:08:26 PM
Technically that is shoplifting  :diego:

Is it fuck

 :charles: :jc: :jc:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 12, 2017, 07:10:59 PM
Fuck em


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 07:19:17 PM
Technically that is shoplifting  :diego:

Is it fuck, wasn't his fault they forgot to charge him

I might not be the best person for this discussion being morally right though
 :alf:

As above i wouldn't wear nike for free myself only Adidas

In a court of law I think you will find that it is shoplifting - a person who knowlingly leaves a shop without paying for goods, is in effect, stealing....just call me Judge Tinder  :mick:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 12, 2017, 08:22:48 PM
Technically that is shoplifting  :diego:

Is it fuck, wasn't his fault they forgot to charge him

I might not be the best person for this discussion being morally right though
 :alf:

As above i wouldn't wear nike for free myself only Adidas

In a court of law I think you will find that it is shoplifting - a person who knowlingly leaves a shop without paying for goods, is in effect, stealing....just call me Judge Tinder  :mick:
Ok,he's not a judge either,he didn't know he hadn't been charged until he went home,no more questions m'lud. :souey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 08:29:50 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 12, 2017, 08:34:11 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 08:36:11 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.

fuck off, I'll post what the fuck I want....did I ask you to read it  :fingers:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: mingebag on September 12, 2017, 08:44:48 PM
Five fingered discount from Wynsors  :lost:

Its like pinching 4 cans of Skol from Lidl   :monk1:

Just saying


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Robbso on September 12, 2017, 08:45:37 PM
 :meltdown: :monkey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 12, 2017, 08:59:48 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.

fuck off, I'll post what the fuck I want....did I ask you to read it  :fingers:
so you acknowledge you're posting inaccurate shit. :monkey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 09:01:50 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.

fuck off, I'll post what the fuck I want....did I ask you to read it  :fingers:
so you acknowledge you're posting inaccurate shit. :monkey:

Nope, I am telling you to fuck off  :krka:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 12, 2017, 09:09:08 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.

fuck off, I'll post what the fuck I want....did I ask you to read it  :fingers:
so you acknowledge you're posting inaccurate shit. :monkey:

Nope, I am telling you to fuck off  :krka:
man off,game on,later dude. :bc:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 12, 2017, 09:13:31 PM
"Not knowing" is not a defence  :diego:
Ignorance of the law is not a defence,he left in good faith believing he paid for all his goods.,stop posting shite.

fuck off, I'll post what the fuck I want....did I ask you to read it  :fingers:
so you acknowledge you're posting inaccurate shit. :monkey:

Nope, I am telling you to fuck off  :krka:
man off,game on,later dude. :bc:

yes let's pick up this debate sometime soon  :oleary:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 12, 2017, 09:50:43 PM
Wasn't there a bloke on here took a load of PC gear from the Uni by mistake?  :what:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on September 12, 2017, 10:15:56 PM
The trainers only cost about 20p to make so don't worry about it.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 12, 2017, 10:23:27 PM
The trainers only cost about 20p to make so don't worry about it.



Exactly.  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 12, 2017, 10:25:59 PM
What's the monetary limit below which stealing is acceptable?

 :sarcy:

And does that limit vary according to the thief's or the victim's net worth?














PS: I wouldn't take them back.  They made a mistake and it was quite likely you would never have noticed.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Message board lurker on September 12, 2017, 10:35:22 PM
Feft is feft


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 12, 2017, 10:56:49 PM
"never noticed until I was back home "


How,s that even possible like, everyone looks at the price of stuff you have an idea what you need at the till. If this happened you must have clicked at the till something was wrong and not said out .


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: 38red on September 12, 2017, 11:03:40 PM
Nike store? You are now officially an oil and a chav!


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 12, 2017, 11:15:56 PM
"never noticed until I was back home "


How,s that even possible like, everyone looks at the price of stuff you have an idea what you need at the till. If this happened you must have clicked at the till something was wrong and not said out .

Why do you continue to make such bold statements of fact of variables you cannot know? Stop assuming your reality is everybody elses.  I bought quite a lot of stuff and paid no mind to the price. Why would I need to know what I need at the till? Do you pay in loose change? Personally I buy things with my debit card.



Till receipt  :balo:

Scan it  :balo:

Post it  :balo:

 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: monkeyman on September 12, 2017, 11:21:23 PM
THE MAN WHO CALLS EVERYONE A CHAV
IS A THEIVING CUNT  :mick: :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 12, 2017, 11:22:16 PM
THE MAN WHO CALLS EVERYONE A CHAV
IS A THEIVING CUNT  :mick: :balo:



 :sid: :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 12, 2017, 11:27:17 PM
You can use this site if you wanna make a receipt  like  :sid:


http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwjQ6NuY2KDWAhXF7RQKHTH0DLgQjhwIBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fakereceipt.us%2F&psig=AFQjCNHs_KWtEoBpzxlxWolD7oQiCCWfFQ&ust=1505341472713451 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwjQ6NuY2KDWAhXF7RQKHTH0DLgQjhwIBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fakereceipt.us%2F&psig=AFQjCNHs_KWtEoBpzxlxWolD7oQiCCWfFQ&ust=1505341472713451)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 12, 2017, 11:44:33 PM
THE MAN WHO CALLS EVERYONE A CHAV
IS A THEIVING CUNT  :mick: :balo:

I do not call everybody a chav. I call chavs chavs.

So you're not denying you're a thieving cunt then?

Mr Better Man - pah!



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 12, 2017, 11:48:15 PM
"never noticed until I was back home "


How,s that even possible like, everyone looks at the price of stuff you have an idea what you need at the till. If this happened you must have clicked at the till something was wrong and not said out .

Why do you continue to make such bold statements of fact of variables you cannot know? Stop assuming your reality is everybody elses.  I bought quite a lot of stuff and paid no mind to the price. Why would I need to know what I need at the till? Do you pay in loose change? Personally I buy things with my debit card.



Till receipt  :balo:

Scan it  :balo:

Post it  :balo:

 

Why would I do that? You have reverted to your previous state of grunting.











Not many around like you then Dave lad. Strolls in a sports shop, fills the counter full of clobber and has no idea how much it will cost . Only time I ever seen any one do that was on a junk TV channel  when our lass was watching Beverly hills wives.    


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: boro-bob on September 13, 2017, 01:29:24 AM
Just accept them, it will balance out the amount that you have been ripped off for the other stuff.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 01:30:11 AM

Till receipt  :balo:

Scan it  :balo:

Post it  :balo:

 

Doesn't make much sense.

He's saying he didn't pay for something - therefore it wouldn't show up on the receipt.  He could post any receipt and then list 100 items that don't show up on it.

 :duh:

And I also don't usually check receipts unless the number seems way higher than I was expecting.  That's just the way I roll baby.

 :snob:




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 13, 2017, 06:29:29 AM
Nike would of paid some Chinese business £3 to make them, post Nike hq a fiver .
Everyone's a winner  :like:

I'd do fuck all personally and smile every time I look at my new free trainers  :homer:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 13, 2017, 06:31:42 AM

I didn't knowingly steal in the way some of the lower order like yourself may have done. The mistake was theirs.

Someone put £1million in your account by mistake would you spend it? No. There's no difference.

When I check my change or the bill I tell them if they've undercharged or overcharged, most of us do.

It's just how us non Chavs were brought up.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 13, 2017, 06:48:30 AM
I bought some Nike zoom in turkey for €40, mint !
The c in Nike can easily be turned into a k with a black permo marker  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:04:23 AM

Till receipt  :balo:

Scan it  :balo:

Post it  :balo:

 

Doesn't make much sense.

He's saying he didn't pay for something - therefore it wouldn't show up on the receipt.  He could post any receipt and then list 100 items that don't show up on it.

 :duh:

And I also don't usually check receipts unless the number seems way higher than I was expecting.  That's just the way I roll baby.

 :snob:











If you are of limited intelligence it wont make any sense  :dumb:




Lets see the receipt  :balo:

Not a fake one from the web  :balo:

Clearly showing the large amount of items that brought about this mistake  :balo:

Then I will show you who the dumb chav's are    :balo:




Seen too many Columbo's for this shit. :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 07:11:16 AM
Anyone actually know what is going on in crockets malformed brain?  I have no idea why he's asking for a till receipt for something that wasn't paid for? He's a bit special.

Back to the OP: I'm not a great fan of theft, even from big corporations built it sounds like an honest mistake. I rarely check my receipt when shopping for large amounts.

Personally I wouldn't take the shoes back as the store surely has to look after itself and ensure it charges correctly. I would feel bad about it, but someone else had a good solution: Give to a charity to offset this. Much better.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on September 13, 2017, 07:14:31 AM
 NIKE  :souey: :souey: :souey:


FAT FUCKING THIEVING FAT YANK  :sid:


ADIDAS MAKE RUNNING SHOES YA FUCKING DOPE  :pope2:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:17:16 AM
Anyone actually know what is going on in crockets malformed brain?  I have no idea why he's asking for a till receipt for something that wasn't paid for? He's a bit special.

Back to the OP: I'm not a great fan of theft, even from big corporations built it sounds like an honest mistake. I rarely check my receipt when shopping for large amounts.

Personally I wouldn't take the shoes back as the store surely has to look after itself and ensure it charges correctly. I would feel bad about it, but someone else had a good solution: Give to a charity to offset this. Much better.










Just told you Ginger ill show you who the thick cunts are when I see it.  :dumb:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 07:20:42 AM
How?

What could it possibly prove.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:21:56 AM
How?

What could it possibly prove.





Watch and learn cock gobbler  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 07:22:54 AM
IN other words you don't know. Twat like you probably want's to steal his credit card details.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:25:13 AM
IN other words you don't know. Twat like you probably want's to steal his credit card details.




Card details are hidden dumbo  :alf:

I would have took a picture and put it up straight away  :balo:

Dave wont .. If he does you,ll learn a lesson Ginger  :krka:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 07:30:50 AM
IN other words you don't know. Twat like you probably want's to steal his credit card details.




Card details are hidden dumbo  :alf:

I would have took a picture and put it up straight away  :balo:

Dave wont .. If he does you,ll learn a lesson Ginger  :krka:



Would? You would have taken a picture of a receipt to show to strangers? You are weird.

Learn a lesson? From you?  That's the funniest thing I've heard. Doubt you could teach me anything. Except how to put on a Klan pointy hood I guess.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on September 13, 2017, 07:36:53 AM
NIKE  :souey: :souey: :souey:


FAT FUCKING THIEVING FAT YANK  :sid:


ADIDAS MAKE RUNNING SHOES YA FUCKING DOPE  :pope2:

I suppose I should lisetn to Liddle, from what i hear he has plenty of experience of running  :chicken:


I SEE THE BLOKE GIVING YOU YOUR INFO....HASN'T IMPROOVED SINCE I BEEN AWAY ON ME JOLLIES  :diego:

NEVER RUN FROM ANYONE IN ME LIFE.... :diego:

HOWEVER....JINKSIE TOLD ME YOUR WERE THE FASTEST FAT KID AROUND WHEN YOU HEARD THE ICE CREAM VAN  :sid: :sid: :sid:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: thelinny on September 13, 2017, 07:37:09 AM

I didn't knowingly steal in the way some of the lower order like yourself may have done. The mistake was theirs.

Someone put £1million in your account by mistake would you spend it? No. There's no difference.

You wouldn't see me for fucking dust
 :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:38:56 AM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.

She also spent ages telling me why I shouldn't take a bag and why I should allow them to email my receipt. Fucking swampy wannabe.







Allow them to email you a receipt :sid: :sid: :sid:


The plot thickens  :sid:

Never heard that one before  :sid:

How did you know they never charged you if they are emailing you a receipt  :balo:


Seen too many Columbo,s to allow a dumbo to beat me  :balo:



Any one else had a receipt emailed to em at a shop till   :what:
 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:42:35 AM
 :pinnochio:


Ill give you one more chance to redeem yourself Dave , has the email arrived ? yes or no


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on September 13, 2017, 07:47:25 AM
NIKE  :souey: :souey: :souey:


FAT FUCKING THIEVING FAT YANK  :sid:


ADIDAS MAKE RUNNING SHOES YA FUCKING DOPE  :pope2:

I suppose I should lisetn to Liddle, from what i hear he has plenty of experience of running  :chicken:


I SEE THE BLOKE GIVING YOU YOUR INFO....HASN'T IMPROOVED SINCE I BEEN AWAY ON ME JOLLIES  :diego:

NEVER RUN FROM ANYONE IN ME LIFE.... :diego:

HOWEVER....JINKSIE TOLD ME YOUR WERE THE FASTEST FAT KID AROUND WHEN YOU HEARD THE ICE CREAM VAN  :sid: :sid: :sid:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

Except I wasn't a fat kid and he has no idea who you are. I see your two weeks in Blackpool haven't lowered your bullshit.

Your gambling has lowered your bank balance though  :sid:


THAT'S FUNNY COZ I WAS SAT NEXT TO HIM YESTERDAY IN THE BRUNNIES HAVING A   :beer: WITH HIM  :like:

LAFFING ABOUT YOU  :alf:

 :meltdown: :meltdown: :meltdown:

SAID YOU WERE THE BIGGEST SCRUFF IN MARTON....WHEN YOU HAD TO WEAR YER BROTHERS HAND ME DOWNS  :sid: :sid: :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:49:24 AM
Dave,s on the ropes here .. he,ll log off soon


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 07:58:24 AM
Dave you are being accused of stealing trainers from a shop . Leave the other threads alone and put the receipt up. Get it sorted out  :like:

No one wants to be called a thief especially after spending years calling plenty of others Chavs  :like:


No need for personal details. just the list of goodies you bought and the prices.. Maybe proof it came from a Nike store too :like:


Do it fast Dave  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 08:08:15 AM
You do realise your first sentence contradicts the desperate need to see his receipt?

You do, also, realise that he has already confessed to not paying for the trainers? That was the whole point of the thread.

You are essentially, asking for proof that something that doesn't exist, doesn't exist.

You are staggeringly thick sometimes. I wonder how you mange to tie your own laces.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:09:14 AM
You do realise your first sentence contradicts the desperate need to see his receipt?

You do, also, realise that he has already confessed to not paying for the trainers? That was the whole point of the thread.

You are essentially, asking for proof that something that doesn't exist, doesn't exist.

You are staggeringly thick sometimes. I wonder how you mange to tie your own laces.








Never even read that .. shut it Ginger keep out if it and learn a lesson


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:14:13 AM
C,mon Dave use snipping tool on your email , cut and paste the list of items you bought . do that and Ill end all this quick .


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 08:16:11 AM
You never read what?

Are you having a turn? Must things you say are just stupid, this morning you've actually stopped making sense too.

Maybe you need a lie down?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:18:45 AM
You never read what?

Are you having a turn? Must things you say are just stupid, this morning you've actually stopped making sense too.

Maybe you need a lie down?


For the last time you donkey,s Hemorrhoid stay off this thread until further notice . you are blocking it up with Ginger Shite . fuck off nosey cunt


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:21:58 AM
Like I said above ... Daves on the ropes he,ll log off soon and he has  :mido:


Absolute fucking whopper  :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 08:22:44 AM
Apologies, I didn't mean to humiliate you so that you'd want to shut me up. You must admit you are making it easy today!

Point 1 is you're asking for a recipe to show something the OP has already told you won't be there, then you have asked for an email, despite being told you declined the email.

Even for you, you're being (been) staggeringly dumb today! Maybe you should stick to hating darkies? At least you have knowledge there.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: stampyboro on September 13, 2017, 08:23:42 AM
would love to see smalltown's bubble head crushed in a vice

fucking yellow toothed beta henley faggot.

 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:26:42 AM
thor=Smalltown link=topic=124290.msg1354802#msg1354802 date=1505287364]
Apologies, I didn't mean to humiliate you so that you'd want to shut me up. You must admit you are making it easy today!

Point 1 is you're asking for a recipe to show something the OP has already told you won't be there, then you have asked for an email, despite being told you declined the email.

Even for you, you're being (been) staggeringly dumb today! Maybe you should stick to hating darkies? At least you have knowledge there.
[/quote]



Will you fuck off you boring  Ginger cunt.








Dave don,t say you went out on business some fucker accused you of nicking from a shop.. you could have sorted it but you logged off .. you know I had you yer lying cunt.  


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:27:38 AM
would love to see smalltown's bubble head crushed in a vice

fucking yellow toothed beta henley faggot.

 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:



 :alf: :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:41:14 AM
Like I said above ... Daves on the ropes he,ll log off soon and he has  :mido:


Absolute fucking whopper  :alf:

On the ropes from whom? I was driving to work you simpleton. Everything you have said on this thread had been laughably stupid. The only rope is the one that must have been blocking the oxygen to your brain as a child. You're insufferably idiotic.



Excuse after excuse after excuse  :pinnochio:


Driving to work my fucking arse you whopper  :pinnochio:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:45:54 AM
You're like snot in a jar.  :rava:


You're like a mega whopper  :pinnochio:


You buy so much stuff you fail to realise the till woman missed a pair of trainers off. :pinnochio:

You buy all this stuff and the woman spends ages telling you not to take a bag  :pinnochio:

How were you supposed to carry it all back to the car like ? juggle it on your massive fucking head like an African water carrier  :alf:


Never heard so much fucking bull shit in all my life. :wanker:





Dave leaving Nike  :sid:




(http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f4efbf81502c4972b96e8f8b1f37e802/heavy-loads-of-washing-carried-on-head-to-be-washed-in-river-uganda-b5bbcx.jpg)



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 09:19:22 AM
Crocket has gone a bit Newport Boy.

It's amazing how quickly people can unravel when you start to expose their idiocy.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 13, 2017, 09:43:42 AM
crocket is your typical racist.
Hates anyone with a more than tan and muslims but has no idea why.

Nobody could be so stupid. Could be one of flars creations  :what:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:51:42 AM
I,d have had that receipt posted in a flash  :wanker:

Being called a thief and all that I would deffo have it sorted out. Still no sign of it though  :wanker:

See who,s the bull shitter here shall we.  NIKE have an online chat for customer services, shall I ask them if I will get hassle at the tills about not buying a bag for all the stuff I might buy ? see what they say ? Might ask them about e receipts while I am at it .. the one Dave wont post.


he is either a thief and knew he never paid at the till or a complete and utter whopper 



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:53:35 AM
Ill ask em dave give me 5 mins  :krka:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:57:01 AM
crocket is your typical racist.
Hates anyone with a more than tan and muslims but has no idea why.

Nobody could be so stupid. Could be one of flars creations  :what:

That's s bit harsh actually.














On Flar. 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:07:18 AM
I,d have had that receipt posted in a flash  :wanker:

Being called a thief and all that I would deffo have it sorted out. Still no sign of it though  :wanker:

See who,s the bull shitter here shall we.  NIKE have an online chat for customer services, shall I ask them if I will get hassle at the tills about not buying a bag for all the stuff I might buy ? see what they say ? Might ask them about e receipts while I am at it .. the one Dave wont post.


he is either a thief and knew he never paid at the till or a complete and utter whopper 



I'm just at a loss to understand why you want to see a receipt for what end? and why you think I'd do anything to prove something to somebody as unimportant and as stupid as you.
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If I am so stupid its been 15 hours or more and you still can,t prove me wrong Dave . like I said when I came on this thread it does not add up you not realising she never charged you at the till until you got home. If you did realise it makes you a fucking thief. if you did not realise until you got home and looked at this e receipt ( like you log straight on to check your receipts arrived in email as soon as you get back ) well then cut and paste it and make me out to be as thick as you claim. easy done . no excuses Davey lad .. Once you do that ill show you who,s the thick cunt.  :like:




  


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
I've had a thought about this, tried to get myself into the mindset of Crocket (which, short of running headfirst into a brick wall, isn't easy).

I think he wants to see the receipt to prove Capio didn't buy a large amount of items. Therefore he would have checked and found out he hadn't paid for their trainers.

Crocket is under the misapprehension that everyone thinks like him. Which would be incorrect and stupid. Which is familiar territory for him I imagine.

Fact is most people, like BoroSF said, wouldn't even give a second glance to the receipt unless the bill seemed overly high. I wouldn't have noticed either.

So, stupid, racist, and today borderline mental. He's also revealed himself to be a penny pinching scrounged. Not a good day for our American friend.



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 10:08:47 AM
There is literally no way on earth a man in his 40's has accrued enough personal wealth to go to a shop and buy 3 pairs of shorts, a pack of trainer socks, 5 T-shirts 2 pairs or trackies AND a pair of fucking trainers in 2017 and not check if the bill is £130 or £180. What sort of Midean utopia do you think this is?! You'd need a second mortgage or to be sucking off dock workers 24/7 for a year to stump thay sort of wedge!


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:10:09 AM
AND pay by card. CARD!  :charles:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:11:15 AM
I've had a thought about this, tried to get myself into the mindset of Crocket (which, short of running headfirst into a brick wall, isn't easy).

I think he wants to see the receipt to prove Capio didn't buy a large amount of items. Therefore he would have checked and found out he hadn't paid for their trainers.

Crocket is under the misapprehension that everyone thinks like him. Which would be incorrect and stupid. Which is familiar territory for him I imagine.

Fact is most people, like BoroSF said, wouldn't even give a second glance to the receipt unless the bill seemed overly high. I wouldn't have noticed either.

So, stupid, racist, and today borderline mental. He's also revealed himself to be a penny pinching scrounged. Not a good day for our American friend.







I have told you Ginger to keep out of it. when all this is done we will see who,s talking shite.

shut the fuck up and watch and learn  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 10:11:33 AM
That's a cheque book purchase if ever I saw one, accompanied by a call from the bank to guarantee against default.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:13:33 AM
So now you have no paper receipt and no e receipt but you know you were undercharged..


Who,s the fucking idiot here again?

 :pinnochio:

Thief or bullshitter  


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:15:06 AM
Where's he said he doesn't have a receipt?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 10:15:44 AM
There is literally no way on earth a man in his 40's 30's has accrued enough personal wealth to go to a shop and buy 3 pairs of shorts, a pack of trainer socks, 5 T-shirts 2 pairs or trackies AND a pair of fucking trainers in 2017 and not check if the bill is £130 or £180. What sort of Midean utopia do you think this is?! You'd need a second mortgage or to be sucking off dock workers 24/7 for a year to stump thay sort of wedge!

 

 :jc: see what I did there  :beer:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:18:18 AM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.

She also spent ages telling me why I shouldn't take a bag and why I should allow them to email my receipt. Fucking swampy wannabe.







Allow them to email you a receipt :sid: :sid: :sid:


The plot thickens  :sid:

Never heard that one before  :sid:

How did you know they never charged you if they are emailing you a receipt  :balo:


Seen too many Columbo,s to allow a Bumbo to beat me  :balo:



Any one else had a receipt emailed to em at a shop till   :what:
 

Do you live in a cave? It is to save paper and to save them money. Plenty of places do it. I refused and have a paper receipt. I really find your simple childlike outlook on life fascinating. It is like talking to a chimp in a tracksuit.







On here Matty.. reckons they wanted to do it by e receipt..in his own words..


which was it paper or e mail...?


the story keeps changing all the time


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:19:05 AM
He's got to be a wind up. Nobody can be that thick. Does seem a bit newport esque.




Did you see all those thick fuckers that voted for Trump?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 10:20:53 AM
Think of the person in the UK with average intelligence, get a picture of that person in your minds eye and how they may view the world.

Then take a moment to remember 50% of the population are thicker than that cunt...


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:22:33 AM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.

She also spent ages telling me why I shouldn't take a bag and why I should allow them to email my receipt. Fucking swampy wannabe.







Allow them to email you a receipt :sid: :sid: :sid:


The plot thickens  :sid:

Never heard that one before  :sid:

How did you know they never charged you if they are emailing you a receipt  :balo:


Seen too many Columbo,s to allow a Bumbo to beat me  :balo:



Any one else had a receipt emailed to em at a shop till   :what:
 

Do you live in a cave? It is to save paper and to save them money. Plenty of places do it. I refused and have a paper receipt. I really find your simple childlike outlook on life fascinating. It is like talking to a chimp in a tracksuit.







On here Matty.. reckons they wanted to do it by e receipt..in his own words..


which was it paper or e mail...?


the story keeps changing all the time

 :rava: :rava:

Isn't that kind of the point of the whole story....

She was pestering him to do an e-receipt. Capio told her to shut up and stop creasing his Lycra. GoT s normal receipt.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:23:03 AM
Crocket is what lower quartiles were invented for.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:24:38 AM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.

She also spent ages telling me why I shouldn't take a bag and why I should allow them to email my receipt. Fucking swampy wannabe.







Allow them to email you a receipt :sid: :sid: :sid:


The plot thickens  :sid:

Never heard that one before  :sid:

How did you know they never charged you if they are emailing you a receipt  :balo:


Seen too many Columbo,s to allow a Bumbo to beat me  :balo:



Any one else had a receipt emailed to em at a shop till   :what:
 

Do you live in a cave? It is to save paper and to save them money. Plenty of places do it. I refused and have a paper receipt. I really find your simple childlike outlook on life fascinating. It is like talking to a chimp in a tracksuit.





On here he say,s I refused to have a paper receipt ,, Just now he says he does not not get an e receipt either.. so he buys all this stuff and has no receipt at all now..


you pack of thick cunts .


not forgetting he never got a bag either to carry all his stuff in..

ffs  :souey:    


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 10:25:17 AM
Crocket is what lower quartiles were invented for.

That lads a fucking statistical anomaly.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:27:03 AM
Is he one of those shop security guards?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:29:29 AM
What proof for the last time do you have of purchase DAVE.

You say you have no paper receipt as you refuse to have one ?

You say you have no e receipt above ?


How do you take stuff back if you wanted a refund. Some were they must have given you a proof of purchase with all the items you bought . so where is it ?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:31:50 AM
C'mon dave, you are getting a good old ass whippin' here.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:33:49 AM
You say you went to Nike bought a shit load of gear left with no bag and no receipts of any kind and you call me thick ?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:37:56 AM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.

She also spent ages telling me why I shouldn't take a bag and why I should allow them to email my receipt. Fucking swampy wannabe.







Allow them to email you a receipt :sid: :sid: :sid:


The plot thickens  :sid:

Never heard that one before  :sid:

How did you know they never charged you if they are emailing you a receipt  :balo:


Seen too many Columbo,s to allow a Bumbo to beat me  :balo:



Any one else had a receipt emailed to em at a shop till   :what:
 

Do you live in a cave? It is to save paper and to save them money. Plenty of places do it. I refused and have a paper receipt. I really find your simple childlike outlook on life fascinating. It is like talking to a chimp in a tracksuit.


On here he say,s I refused to have a paper receipt


I actually give up now.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:39:14 AM
Listen and learn lads, listen and learn.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:42:54 AM
That is right Rids

Listen and learn

Dave has no proof of purchase what so ever. When he provides this big list of items on a receipt ill blow him out of the water. he knows it as well.


Any one else would put a pic of of the receipt and have done with it.


All Dave does is write sarcastic remarks. he,s on the fucking ropes sweating like jimmy saville in a park


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:44:17 AM
I think you have got him mate.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:44:50 AM
He's on the ropes  :mick:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 13, 2017, 10:46:30 AM
Can of spinach for capio.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:47:44 AM
Can of spinach for capio.
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 :sid: :sid: :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:49:09 AM
The Better Man  :sid: :sid: :sid:


Best change than screenie to:


whopper  


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:50:43 AM
I'm fairly sure nobody would post you a receipt. Why would they? Oddly enough I didn't carry it in my suit pocket.
You're like a punch drunk boxer convinced he's heading for the knock out.

What you're hoping to do is prove from a tangible source i.e a receipt something intangible such as my thought process when purchasing garments. Bearing in mind you're too thick to understand I have a paper receipt when I have told you so on numerous occasions. Exactly how do you intend proving my awareness or lack of during a transaction of 1 minute?

Go have a lie down. You're embarrassing yourself and when one considers the opinion people have of you already that is quite the accomplishment. You bottom feeding moron.











How did you know you were undercharged as soon as you got home ? with no receipt to check against what you bought then ?


You claim earlier you refuse to have a paper receipt, now you have one do you?

digging a massive hole here Dave 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:51:04 AM
Crocket - please try reading very very slowly what you have quoted Capio saying. It may help you -

It is to save paper and to save them money. Plenty of places do it. I refused and have a paper receipt.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:55:15 AM
Matty he has no receipt of any fucking kind.. paper .. e mail .. nothing.. its a miracle ..a new way of shopping


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:58:40 AM
What does the last sentence say?  :rava:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:03:16 AM
I Gotta go out now. wasted valuable time here.

Stop telling porkies on the web Dave  In future :pinnochio:

The end.




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 13, 2017, 11:21:29 AM
He's really got a hard on for Capio, despite "not caring" about these things.  It's lovely seeing him have his first crush, struggling to handle the strange emotions it creates.   :realbob:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 11:34:59 AM
I actually have to credit Crocket on this one.

He is being so mind bendingly dumb that a load of people on here, who definitely don't get on and frequently squabble, are all taking time out to tell him how stupid he is. That takes some doing. He's like the Kofi Annan of message boards.

Although today's stream of piss was more Newport-esque weird then the usual stupid.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 12:26:50 PM
I'm not even sure what point he's trying to make? Single man with full time job can't afford to shop at Nike? Or bloke who says he didn't pay for trainers should have a receipt that says:
Socks: £3.00
T-shirts: £30:00
Trainers: £0.00 (five finger discount excluding VAT)
Trousers: £30:00
Chocolate bars: £64.30

Totals: £127.30


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 13, 2017, 01:29:48 PM
Normally I'd be inclined to say you should square up, but seeing as the lass that served you was being a stupid bitch then I say fuck em. Part of the price is in the "retail experience", no?

Nike tend to make better trainers for the gym and adidas better trainers for knocking about in.  Actually, I don't think I own any adidas trainers at the moment, last pair I bought were New Balance

New balance are excellent gym trainers, have a few pair but the nike flex run are the most comfortable trainers I have ever worn so wanted a new pair.



Brooks are the running shoes you want mate  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on September 13, 2017, 01:31:55 PM

Brooks are the running shoes you want mate  :like:

My wife is a serious runner (35 + miles a week, every week) and she will only ever wear Brooks.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 13, 2017, 01:45:30 PM
Horses for courses.  Inov8 are the best running shoes for me, and my gait.  Tried a pair of On cloudventure recently, and safe to say they won't be hanging around long.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 01:50:55 PM
Always keep the receipts you might need to take em back  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 02:09:29 PM
Always keep the receipts you might need to take em back  :like:

 :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 02:12:32 PM
Always keep the receipts you might need to take em back  :like:

 :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava: :rava:







 :sid: :sid: :sid:


All sounds insane doesn't it Dave has a paper receipt great  :like:

Dave posts a copy on here great  :like:

then Ill show you all what this is about  :like:

Method in the Madness.

All it takes is one photo and upload  :like:











Here,s an example its easy to do .

right click on image select open in new tab for large picture .

(http://d2h1pu99sxkfvn.cloudfront.net/b0/408682/61468459.jpg)




Delete the store branch if you want Dave no need for that . or phone numbers .


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ben G on September 13, 2017, 02:15:24 PM
I need a wide shoe and I overpronate so Brooks Beast did it for me.

Bought asics gel nimbus 19 last month and for the price I'm a little disappointed.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 13, 2017, 02:32:33 PM
Asics used to be a cheap shit tenner on the market trainer.
Still are to be fair.
Black elastic plimsoles are THE running trainer over 200m :homer:
I was like the wind  :mido:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 02:58:45 PM
This thread is enough to give you a hangover.

 :souey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 03:06:56 PM
Soon as Dave posts a photograph like that above Ill show you he knew at the till and swiped em or made the whole thing up.  :jackanory:

(http://static.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2015415199-300x0.jpg)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 03:34:26 PM
You won't though...


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 13, 2017, 03:34:30 PM
You do realise people are taking the piss out of you and not Dave?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 03:36:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hyejGaE.gif)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 13, 2017, 03:37:14 PM
He'll be back in a minute asking for written evidence of this, paper copy only.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 03:40:55 PM
stop blocking the thread up with snide remarks

when he posts the photo you,ll eat your words

will he post one ? doubt it .






Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 03:47:46 PM
Again, fair play to Crocket. I've never seen someone by so widely derided as making a stupid comment and yet he ploughs on regardless. It's almost painful reading how stupid he is.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 03:49:38 PM
Course he won't, and why the fuck would anyone bother scanning a receipt, uploading it to a photo account so he can link it to some complete spud on here?!

Why would he lie and why do you assume everyone checks the amount when they pay? Some people are slack, some don't care. Why would he lie about such an inconsequential story. You, are mental.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 03:50:58 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words


in this case a photo of his till receipt ( no need to scan it , sure dave has a top notch phone camera) nice and easy .

whats the harm in putting it up and shutting me up ?

save all the shite and wait for Dave to post it  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 03:53:51 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/12c14cec4eb5b860cd6978b0489a2cc4/tumblr_n26i5jnPvz1svz00oo1_400.gif)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 03:58:03 PM
At least he's understood that he got a receipt now


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 04:01:54 PM
At least he's understood that he got a receipt now



When I said he had no receipts that was his time to photo it to prove me wrong kid  :like:

Not happened yet and wont happen

If by a miracle he does watch what happens . :krka:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 04:16:50 PM
Ok kid  :charles: :souey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 04:55:10 PM
Forget the paper receipt Dave  you are struggling with that one :like:

Just admit you knew at the till and said nowt . Its OK Nike wont miss the money. 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 04:56:21 PM
Back to the shadows Dave


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Robbso on September 13, 2017, 05:05:48 PM
FUCKING HE'LL!!!


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 13, 2017, 05:06:19 PM
 I bought 2 costs coffees from wetherby services , she charged me for a medium and a little instead of 2 mediums  :mido:
Only cost me £18 instead of £22 , fucking result  :homer:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 05:12:02 PM
PUT THE RECIEPT UP. LIAR...

Think about it  :sshhh:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 06:10:30 PM
 :chicken:

Bored stiff now Dave . Save it. you got well over a ton on this thread  :like:

You are still a thief like  :unlike:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 08:07:24 PM
I've watched  this thread grow over the last couple of days a d thought when I get 5 I'll see what's going on.
Fucks sake  :sid:

Oi crocket was you who did the 8 dart finish?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 08:34:48 PM
Crocket, out of interest are you a flat earther? What are your opinions on vaccination? Who attacked the world trade centre and have we been to the moon?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:38:33 PM
Another few mouthing off eh

plenty of you now piped up about it.

Dave could have posted a photo and made a right cunt of me

He still has not done it

I call him a thief or bull shitter all he needs to do is post a photo .

save all the shite he never even went to the NIKE shop . he,s made the whole thing up . Its why he will never ever post his phantom paper receipt.

You lot soak all his shite up like sponges.  :dumb:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 13, 2017, 08:40:07 PM

Dave could have posted a photo and made a right cunt of me


You've kind of saved him the effort...

 :monkey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 13, 2017, 08:41:24 PM
I know what he is suggesting - that the braggadocio full bag of shite that is Capio never bought anything at all (least of all a medium shirt) and that it is a load of  :pinnochio:

Showing a receipt of any kind would at least show he was buying

I think I'll wait for the video to come out........


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:44:39 PM
lol

We will see .. Any one want to bet money if he shows it ill make the cunt out of him ?


you all seem confident ? be easy money for you lot ?


PayPal will do ?




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:46:28 PM
I know what he is suggesting - that the braggadocio full bag of shite that is Capio never bought anything at all (least of all a medium shirt) and that it is a load of  :pinnochio:

Showing a receipt of any kind would at least show he was buying

I think I'll wait for the video to come out........



On the right track  :like:


lets see if any of these gob shites want to bet money


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 08:48:02 PM
I'll put a thousand pounds on you not making a cunt of anyone but yourself. As usual.  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:50:44 PM
A grand eh?

Ill take that bet

its in writing now

prove me wrong dave put the photo up  :like:

Go on easy money for matty  :like:

Do it


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 08:51:23 PM
 :homer:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:52:56 PM
go give ten pounds to a homekess shelter and I'll post it. just off to footy now in my new nike gear so excuse me for being offline.



And there you have it


shit right out of it


and logged off


you owe me a grand cat man  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 08:54:01 PM
How's that then?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 08:54:19 PM
:homer:

Quickest win ever.

 :homer:

Odds were only 50,000 to 1 on though.

SHAME GADGE LOL


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:54:48 PM
pretty obvious above his arse went right in

I want paying


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 08:56:13 PM
pretty obvious above his arse went right in

I want paying

Are you putting on an act and exaggerating your stupidity? It's just relentless


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Robbso on September 13, 2017, 08:58:14 PM
I need to see a valid betting slip :bc:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 08:59:25 PM
You bet the grand  :balo:

He will never post a photo

If he does like I said Ill show you who the cunt is here

best go see your dad for the wedge  :matty:  :balo:






Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 09:00:10 PM
Seriously m8 when was the  last time you had your boiler and gas fire checked?  My dad went a bit like this once on the phone and we rushed round and realised his flue was blocked and he had early stages of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Get it checked m8  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:01:34 PM
What do you think the bet was? Can you remember?


I've been far too generous calling you two watt crocket. There are absolutely no lights on in there


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:04:59 PM
Yeah all you gob shites backing Dave up

Dave posts his photo its all over and done with

he,s dragging it out . you bet me above and by the time this is over you will be the cunt who owes me a grand


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 09:06:21 PM
Open a window m8.
See how you feel in ten minutes.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:08:49 PM
 :alf:

Yeah yeah

If some one called you a thief on here and you had proof of purchase apart from wanting to smash that persons face in would you not just put the receipt up ?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 09:10:02 PM
:alf:

Yeah yeah

If some one called you a thief on here and you had proof of purchase apart from wanting to smash that persons face in would you not just put the receipt up ?

He doesn't have proof of purchase does he you dim cunt.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:11:21 PM
Erm yeah he has a paper receipt ? he,s said it enough times above


 :dumb:

 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:11:36 PM
THE TRAINERS WOULDNT BE ON THE RECEIPT


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 09:11:57 PM
Is this thread for fucking real? :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:15:36 PM
I see we have our wires crossed

if you thick fuckers had read the thread properly I asked for his proof of purchase at the till ?

what he bought ?

I do not care if the trainers are not showing thick cunt I want to see what he bought that day then I will show you all he is a lair?

Is that easy enough to explain now ?

just put the receipt up and watch !!






Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 13, 2017, 09:17:25 PM
Does anyone care anymore


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Billy Balfour on September 13, 2017, 09:18:30 PM
I see we have our wires crossed

if you thick fuckers had read the thread properly I asked for his proof of purchase at the till ?

what he bought ?

I do not care if the trainers are not showing thick cunt I want to see what he bought that day then I will show you all he is a lair?

Is that easy enough to explain now ?

just put the receipt up and watch !!






You opened the window a bit didn't you  :mcl:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:18:49 PM
Yeah I got a grand on this now I care


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:20:51 PM
If no receipt from DAVE is posted on here in the next hour


 :matty: you owe me a fucking grand



 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:23:02 PM
Please re-read what YOU proposed as a bet  :dumb:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:24:17 PM
Let me know if you need any help  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:25:59 PM
Please re-read what YOU proposed as a bet  :dumb:


You bet it would be me looking a cunt


If Dave fails to show what he did buy you look the cunt

far as I can see you set your mouth off like the rest all Dave has to do is that one little thing.

I am calling him out on it lets see what happens


I want my money as well


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 09:26:55 PM
I give up.


It's actually mentally draining conversing with you, 0 watt


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:28:38 PM
Stop writing shite then

he wont put it up he never even went

50 mins left or a grand  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 13, 2017, 09:32:46 PM
Technically this thread should be a COB classic...























But it's not


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: mingebag on September 13, 2017, 09:34:41 PM
This thread has lasted longer than the adidas extra stripe would of  :souey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 13, 2017, 09:35:38 PM
This is hilarious. Nobody who knows how to operate a computer can be as dumb as Crocket is pretending to be here, surely?

Either his nurse is typing for him or it's a comedy character for someone else?  :what:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 09:36:25 PM
Think of it like this Dave,s sat at home now

 Sat with a bit of paper in his hand that could win him money

All he has  to do is take a picture of that bit of paper and post it on here :diego:


Ill pay him and matty if I am wrong here. simple as that .


47 MINS LEFT


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: BoroPE on September 13, 2017, 09:46:58 PM
I bet the next time Dave gets something for free he doesn't post it on here.  :sid:

Saying that if it happened to me id be out of the shop like a shot. Not Nike though find that a bit Chavvy.   :charles:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 09:59:49 PM
Only a few minutes to go - inhabitant getting quite excited over at chez-Crocket....

Ungghhhh... re-ceeeeeeipt......unghhh...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/qZHaE3xOiaNkk/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:02:47 PM
20 mins actually  :like:





Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:15:39 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/10xhqg4.jpg)

I've even donning the shirt and running jacket I purchased  :krka:


How am I supposed to read that then ?


I dont want to see you or some shoes


show that ticket


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:19:57 PM
1 min left wide boy


show that ticket


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:21:29 PM
I'm happy to forgo my grand and for him to make a donation to a charity of my choice instead


Few hundred quid to Cats Protection Teesside will do mate  :like:  :matty:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:23:26 PM
You've been proven wrong already. Don;t worry you couldn't have humiliated yourself any more than you already have.




You are stood with a black block on your face a pair of old trainers and a bit of paper you printed off ?


Show me how stupid I am and post a nice clear picture of that ticket .. last chance


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 10:25:46 PM
Quote

You are stood with a black block on your face a pair of old trainers and a bit of paper you printed off ?


Do you think he has a black piece of cardboard stuck to his face?

 :rava:

Jesus wept.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:27:00 PM
Laim as fuck you spent the past hour frantic looking for Nike receipts online, printed one off , cut the paper and hid it behind a old trainer ten foot away from the camera..


NASA could not read that fucking thing


now lets see it


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:27:47 PM
Quote from: crocket link=topic=124290.msg1355132#msg1355132 date=1505337806

[b
You are stood with a black block on your face[/b] a pair of old trainers and a bit of paper you printed off ?


Do you think he has a black piece of cardboard stuck to his face?

 :rava:

Jesus wept.


I was wondering how he did that! Assumed it was Velcro or sticky back plastic  :pd:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:29:41 PM
(http://d2h1pu99sxkfvn.cloudfront.net/b0/408682/61468459.jpg)



Like this Dave lad  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 10:31:29 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/10xhqg4.jpg)

I've even donning the shirt and running jacket I purchased  :krka:


I thought blacking up was a big no no nowadays  :krka:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:37:51 PM
Is that it then?

you stood with a bit of paper from a printer no one can read ?

seriously



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 13, 2017, 10:38:18 PM
karma struck today. I bought 3 adhesive bandages the sport strapping stuff in Boots. They're about £6 each, I bought 3 as it was 2 for 3. Bitch didn't apply the discount and I didn't notice until I was home either  :rava: I'll look for the receipt for you crockets  :sid:

 :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:42:55 PM
POST IT


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 13, 2017, 10:50:12 PM
Just had a thought - if Capio were to post a photo of his receipt it would settle this once and for all wouldn't it?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 10:51:39 PM
Yes it would its why I asked at the very start to prove some thing

Taking a long time here Dave you ain't scouring google again are you for another one to print ? make it quick I have graft in morning


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 10:51:53 PM
Just had a thought - if Capio were to post a photo of his receipt it would settle this once and for all wouldn't it?

Hi Flar, please explain to me - what the fuckety fuck would it settle  :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 13, 2017, 10:52:54 PM
Just had a thought - if Capio were to post a photo of his receipt it would settle this once and for all wouldn't it?

Hi Flar, please explain to me - what the fuckety fuck would it settle  :alf:

the Nike trainers/receipt argument


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:00:31 PM
So you wont post it after all


I am off to bed


Matty

you owe me a bag of sand


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:10:08 PM
Just had a thought - if Capio were to post a photo of his receipt it would settle this once and for all wouldn't it?

Hi Flar, please explain to me - what the fuckety fuck would it settle  :alf:

the Nike trainers/receipt argument

I take it I am going to have to read the 5 pages then to find out exactly what the fecking argument is...it seems to me Capio made a fairly innocuous statement about not paying for trainers...crocket doesn't believe him, for reasons only known to him and Capio has engaged with his disbelief and egged him on to continue the argument, which has resulted in Capio labelling him a moron and Crockets calling him a bullshitter.....somewhere along the line Matty has invested a grand in printing some non existent t shirts, which may or may not have a snide Nike logo on them, in the hope that Capio will buy them all out of his massive weekly pay packet - is that the long and short of it  :cow:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: BoroPE on September 13, 2017, 11:14:26 PM
Crocket wants him to produce a receipt to prove the incident did happen. Capio always likes to have the last word so plenty of legs in this yet.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:16:47 PM
Crocket wants him to produce a receipt to prove the incident did happen. Capio always likes to have the last word so plenty of legs in this yet.

Crocket seems a very driven person, you have to admire his perseverance....naturally one would want to see the receipt in order to provide provenance for Capio's story  :pinnochio:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:17:25 PM
Just climbed in bed . had to have one last look. Its not the end at all Dave . no one has seen the ticket.  :wanker:


keep on bluffing

another hour has past and still no sign of it. All Ill do is ask one thing when you produce it


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 11:19:24 PM
Why is the receipt now being called a ticket?

 :monk3:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:21:20 PM
squirming out of it

not showing crocket  :wanker:

show it now or shut the fuck up


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:23:48 PM
Crocket wants him to produce a receipt to prove the incident did happen. Capio always likes to have the last word so plenty of legs in this yet.

Crocket seems a very driven person, you have to admire his perseverance....naturally one would want to see the receipt in order to provide provenance for Capio's story  :pinnochio:

If you'd like to see the receipt fellahh. I'll p.m you.  :jc: sure you'll confirm it as an independent adjudicator.  Not showing crockets until he pays the charity as promised though.

I'll adjudicate...but I don't wanna see any puppies  :klins:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:24:08 PM
running out of excuses here you Dave

and my sleep time is running out

no point showing anything to any one on the PM they do not know what I want to see.


are you putting it up or not


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:26:21 PM
running out of excuses here you Dave

and my sleep time is running out

no point showing anything to any one on the PM they do not know what I want to see.


are you putting it up or not

Serious question chap....what is the motivation behind your persistence on this one?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: BoroPE on September 13, 2017, 11:27:55 PM
running out of excuses here you Dave

and my sleep time is running out

no point showing anything to any one on the PM they do not know what I want to see.


are you putting it up or not

Serious question chap....what is the motivation behind your persistence on this one?

I think he wants to see the receipt.  :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 11:28:16 PM
UPDATE: THIS IS NOW IN THE TOP 20 FOR MOST REPLIES IN COB HISTORY


 :rava:

Jesus wept.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:30:00 PM
UPDATE: THIS IS NOW IN THE TOP 20 FOR MOST REPLIES IN COB HISTORY


 :rava:

Jesus wept.

:pope2: :mido: :alastair: :monk4:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:31:27 PM
running out of excuses here you Dave

and my sleep time is running out

no point showing anything to any one on the PM they do not know what I want to see.


are you putting it up or not

Serious question chap....what is the motivation behind your persistence on this one?



Well it started like this

We see Dave giving it large all the time on here. I see this thread and he was saying he got free trainers , that,s great . Result . It was the bit at the start when he say,s he never knew till he got home, I said most people check the price of stuff before they pay and have an idea what the damage will be at the till so he must have new the bill was light right there and then.

which makes him not the better man as he claims all the time. basically he had them away.

and here we are 300 posts later


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:34:49 PM
running out of excuses here you Dave

and my sleep time is running out

no point showing anything to any one on the PM they do not know what I want to see.


are you putting it up or not

Serious question chap....what is the motivation behind your persistence on this one?



Well it started like this

We see Dave giving it large all the time on here. I see this thread and he was saying he got free trainers , that,s great . Result . It was the bit at the start when he say,s he never knew till he got home, I said most people check the price of stuff before they pay and have an idea what the damage will be at the till so he must have new the bill was light right there and then.

which makes him not the better man as he claims all the time. basically he had them away.

and here we are 300 posts later

Thanks for this fella....despite what people say about you (having mental deficiencies), you certainly know how to summarise a long story  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:35:42 PM
I think that is all this is

One long fucking story



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:37:31 PM
Crockets is essentially trying to prove I knew she hadn't charged me for the trainers. This is after he has said I never went to the nike store or have any new trainers. He now knows that is untrue so he can't repeat that.

He intends to do that by looking at the receipt that doesn't show the trainers and show that the final price was not high enough for me to not notice the difference. that is essentially his aim. I realised that after about 2 posts. he on the other hand took 4 pages to realise I had a paper receipt.

It is essentially him once again trying to bring me down to his level as he feels dominated by me. The only way that could ever happen is with a lobotomy.  He is without doubt the least intelligent poster COB has ever seen. One flew over the crockets nest.



Oh fsss blah blah blah


U gonna post it yes or no ?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:39:15 PM
Crockets is essentially trying to prove I knew she hadn't charged me for the trainers. This is after he has said I never went to the nike store or have any new trainers. He now knows that is untrue so he can't repeat that.

He intends to do that by looking at the receipt that doesn't show the trainers and show that the final price was not high enough for me to not notice the difference. that is essentially his aim. I realised that after about 2 posts. he on the other hand took 4 pages to realise I had a paper receipt.

It is essentially him once again trying to bring me down to his level as he feels dominated by me. The only way that could ever happen is with a lobotomy.  He is without doubt the least intelligent poster COB has ever seen. One flew over the crockets nest.

I somehow feel slightly responsible, because early on in the thread I accused you of shoplifting....firstly apologies for that and secondly....sorry to everyone else if this thread was all my fault

:rava:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 13, 2017, 11:45:11 PM
It's okay the only victim is crockets. Nobody likes him anyway as he's the board racist but he really lost it on this thread. Pretty much outed himself as that nutjob Newport.

Tell the truth Dave  :pinnochio:

I thought you are Dave....fucking hell I have a few days away and this place goes tits up  :monk3:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 11:45:45 PM
It's okay the only victim is crockets. Nobody likes him anyway as he's the board racist but he really lost it on this thread. Pretty much outed himself as that nutjob Newport.

Tell the truth Dave  :pinnochio:

I thought you are Dave....fucking hell I have a few days away and this place goes tits up  :monk3:

It's what Newport always said


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 13, 2017, 11:46:53 PM
round and round we go and still no ticket but plenty of lip
Times up cock sucker


not wasting another minute waiting for your bull shit .

you could have posted a clear pic last night and had done with it all. You dragging it out makes u look an idiot not me.




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 13, 2017, 11:53:16 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_19cqXoDcLpc/TKxPHF3KosI/AAAAAAAAACQ/XGcOU43XMeg/Papa%7ELazarou.jpg)

Is thus what you were shooting for with the black cardboard thing?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 14, 2017, 07:21:08 AM
Crocket, I can't believe the explanation you gave up there. At least three people have told you we never check the receipts of large purchases in store yet somehow, because you think you do, you think that can prove something?

We've been through this entire thread, and your mind has been slowly unravelling, all because you think you can prove something when at least 3 people have patiently (and impatiently) explained to you why you can't.

You absolute mental bastard. Still it was funny though. We all knew you were stupid, seeing you demonstrate just how dumb was hilarious.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 14, 2017, 07:30:23 AM
Argos reciepts are the only ones I keep .
I like to get a free new thing after 11 months  :homer:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steboro on September 14, 2017, 10:49:31 AM
I have only read the quick summary of the story and saw the picture of a receipt and shoe. 

My opinion is.

She gave you the shoes for free as they look shit.

I bet they were in the odd section at the back of the Nike discount store at the Royal Quays where one is a size 9 the other a 8.5.



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 14, 2017, 10:55:44 AM
I think the receipt thing is a MASSIVE red herring.

The issue is that the woman never told him the total, instead probably just passed him the card reader and he shot his details in without checking the total.

Probably something lots of us are guilty of.

So what we ACTUALLY need is the CCTV coverage with full audio.

If you don't post that Dave you are obviously full of shit

 :basil:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 14, 2017, 11:05:41 AM
This thread jumped the shark, got sucked off by it and then bent it over and took it up the wrong 'un.

Still going too   :charles:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 14, 2017, 11:52:48 AM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/10xhqg4.jpg)

I've even donning the shirt and running jacket I purchased  :krka:

No way is that shirt a Medium!

 :pinnochio:

4XL all day long

 :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 14, 2017, 12:01:04 PM
:cry:  36 inch waist now.  :ba:

 :like:

....and when you breathe out?

 :monk1:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 02:00:07 PM
(http://i64.tinypic.com/ehcjno.jpg)

Oooooh a legible receipt.

Over to you Codumbo. 

Let's hear 'THE QUESTION".

 :monk4:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 14, 2017, 02:53:36 PM
crocket's gone quiet for the 1st time  :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 03:04:37 PM
(https://metvnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/9yCaN-1443477522-blog-13.jpg)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 14, 2017, 03:56:38 PM
Mind you, Crocket and his fuckwit Trump supporters spent six years demanding Obama show his Kenyan birth certificate.




http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-birther-timeline-20160916-snap-htmlstory.html (http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-birther-timeline-20160916-snap-htmlstory.html)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on September 14, 2017, 04:20:36 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/10xhqg4.jpg)

I've even donning the shirt and running jacket I purchased  :krka:

I love your 90's black ash shelving unit.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: coulbyboro. on September 14, 2017, 04:22:23 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/10xhqg4.jpg)

I've even donning the shirt and running jacket I purchased  :krka:

I love your 80's black ash shelving unit.

sorted for you.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 14, 2017, 04:34:01 PM
Where has this Crocket fella gone?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: TerryCochranesSocks on September 14, 2017, 04:37:24 PM
Ikea spesh about a year old.

Very parsimonious given your vast wealth.
 :mcl:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 04:46:15 PM
Where has this Crocket fella gone?

Building the tension before he asks....


THE QUESTION


 :mick:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: duckyfuzz on September 14, 2017, 04:47:26 PM
I had an hour to wait for an appointment today and this has cheered me right up.

Crocket is without doubt a fucking lunatic, I'm not sure what point he is trying prove but after all this I sort of want him to prove it now......

Keep up the good work, and never lay off those meds crocket.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on September 14, 2017, 04:47:54 PM
He's thinking.....


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 04:51:56 PM
He's thinking.....

I thought I could hear something


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 06:00:12 PM
(http://i64.tinypic.com/ehcjno.jpg)






Nice 1 Dave , Is it Genuine or off the printer , Should be easy this I don,t even have to ask the original question I was going to ask , Not sure why you folded it all up like that but hey,. It shows you spent about £60.00 there. You got a free pair of Trainers lets say they were £60.00 that,s half price at the till and you reckon you never knew. all that gear for £60.00 course you knew at the till. That,s what all this is about so I reckon your a shoplifter  :mido:




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 14, 2017, 06:06:12 PM
Please stop


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 06:07:26 PM
 :sid: :sid: :sid: :sid:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 14, 2017, 06:08:27 PM
He paid for his carrier bag though...

 :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: duckyfuzz on September 14, 2017, 06:11:36 PM
Crocket, give it up.

you are rapidly turning into an obsessed bellend. Your stupidity on this thread has been breathtaking.

It would be easier explaining the plot of game of thrones to my 12 week old puppy than it would trying to understand the point you are making.  




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 14, 2017, 06:12:37 PM
What a dizzying intellect, how can anyone contradict such a rock solid thesis, it truly is a special privilege to behold this hawkingesque brilliance.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 06:14:04 PM
Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 06:21:35 PM
WAS THAT THE QUESTION


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 06:25:16 PM
WAS THAT THE QUESTION

Pure genius.

A question so devilishly cunning and multi-layered academics will still be trying to fathom it out in 100 years time.

Well played Cocket, well played.

 :homer:



















Not really.
 :monk1:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 06:30:52 PM
Stop writing in big letters Matty it hurts my eye,s . This threads over now done and dusted  :like: people will get mad if it goes to 400 posts. Ive let you off with the grand count yourself lucky  :diego:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 06:31:36 PM
Very hard to argue with it to be honest.


Where do you want that grand sending to crocket?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 06:34:05 PM
Pay Dave shop lifting fine off with it fella  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Minge on September 14, 2017, 07:08:53 PM
You can delete the thread


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 14, 2017, 07:11:58 PM
Very hard to argue with it to be honest.


Where do you want that grand sending to crocket?

Don't forget to get a receipt.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Flar on September 14, 2017, 07:27:41 PM
I think the receipt thing is a MASSIVE red herring.

The issue is that the woman never told him the total, instead probably just passed him the card reader and he shot his details in without checking the total.

Probably something lots of us are guilty of.

So what we ACTUALLY need is the CCTV coverage with full audio.

If you don't post that Dave you are obviously full of shit

 :basil:



so I was right, the issue is "did the shopkeeper tell him the total" and not the receipt!


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ural Quntz on September 14, 2017, 07:40:28 PM
Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - £1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 14, 2017, 07:47:29 PM
Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: :jc:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 07:49:11 PM
Ah but then there is the mysterious fold in the receipt

How do we know it doesn't hide the words 'Shite Nike trainers in awful colour and odd size - £1.99'

....and he actually did pay for them after all?

Eh Eh??







Its clearly suspicious activity but it,s Dave he can not lie straight in bed . He,s posted something that said he spent around 60 quid but left the shop with over 120 quids worth of gear.

he might unfold it and post another pic if this keeps going. best leave it .


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:03:49 PM
Not at all the lads are sick of it.

You post a ticket showing 60 quid sales from what i can see but it has a mystery fold in it you might be keeping that for later , anyway you go to the till with 120 quids worth of gear pay 60 and reckon you never realised a thing Dave. What u posted shows your a shop lifter kid  :like:


Leave it here or drag it out . steve  might have to move this to the other message boards thread with this saga


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 08:08:43 PM
Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: :jc:

5 mins mate. no biggy.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:11:17 PM
Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: :jc:

5 mins mate. no biggy.






Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 08:12:50 PM
Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 :monk1:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Robbso on September 14, 2017, 08:13:55 PM
Easy enough to solve took me 5 mins , soon as I got me boots off. never had to bring out the big guns on this one

Howling. Genius.  :like: :jc:

5 mins mate. no biggy.






Don't forget I never even got to ask the killer question. No need to ask it by what's gone on here tonight.


Dave will be on crimestoppers sooner or later 

He might go on his bike :snob:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:14:20 PM
Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 :monk1:




 :klins: Cringe


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 08:16:31 PM
Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 :monk1:




 :klins: Cringe

Go on - tell us your killer question.

Cringe

 :souey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:20:09 PM
Why would this be moved?

It is an all time top 15 thread (by number count) and should be saved as a memorial to Crocket's numptiness.

Infamy, infamy.....  they've all got it in for me!

 :monk1:

 :klins: Cringe

Go on - tell us your killer question.

Cringe

 :souey:










When he unfold that massive crease hiding the rest of it I will



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: duckyfuzz on September 14, 2017, 08:20:47 PM
Go on, pop the question you big mentalist


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5iFrVmCZzWM/maxresdefault.jpg)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:23:14 PM
probably hit the 500 post mark before that time come's. Let me know when he unfolds what he's desperate to hide


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 14, 2017, 08:25:23 PM
 Please Stop


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:26:17 PM
 Please Stop





Funny you Ron  :alf: :alf: :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 08:26:54 PM
 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: RedSteel on September 14, 2017, 08:27:52 PM
Over 300 posts on this thread, over a pair of fuckin trainer's

 :lost:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 08:30:12 PM
Biggest thread in COB History.


I'll not post on here again until it's time to hit Dave with the MOAB question  :ba:


That is my lot till then



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: daftjim on September 14, 2017, 08:44:41 PM
tbf he has a point with the fold  :mcl:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 08:59:15 PM
 Please Stop

Fuck off and go watch shawshank redemption Ron.

 :mick: :mick:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 09:19:27 PM
tbf he has a point with the fold  :mcl:

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.


What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together  :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 14, 2017, 09:21:11 PM
tbf he has a point with the fold  :mcl:

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.


What,s on the other side of that massive ticket then Dave. Always thought card details went at the Bottom, Is that all you bought 4 items . seems a massive ticket . Is it 2 tickets muffed together  :alf:

Explain yourself Capio  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 09:46:33 PM
Dave's tied up right now

(http://app.oncoursesystems.com/images/user/2/17284/laser_printing_job_hg_clr.gif)



















Early night for me off to kip .  :redcard:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 09:48:31 PM
Maybe - just maybe - crocket is on to something and he is an idiot savant.

 :mick:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Message board lurker on September 14, 2017, 11:22:11 PM
Foldedticketgate


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: McStuff on September 14, 2017, 11:26:55 PM
Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 14, 2017, 11:34:24 PM
Who the fuck calls a receipt a ticket?

COB CID


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 11:55:52 PM
(http://blob:http://imgur.com/0c3835eb-e4f2-434d-aa7a-e8685aae8b6b)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 14, 2017, 11:57:42 PM
My missus was asking me last night "why the fuck do you go on that COB thing...its obsessive and weird" - all I need do is show her this thread and say "this my love, this is why I go on here"  :alf: :alf: :alf:

Honestly Crockets, you need to give this up lad...Capio, you have done alright out of this thread...I wouldn't say you have covered yourself in glory, but you have done better than the other lad  :nige:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 14, 2017, 11:58:35 PM
(http://blob:http://imgur.com/0c3835eb-e4f2-434d-aa7a-e8685aae8b6b)


Excellent quote that like  :oleary:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 14, 2017, 11:59:36 PM
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Re: Got some free trainers today
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Quote from: daftjim on Yesterday at 08:44:41 PM
tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.





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FoldedTicketGate  :sid:




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Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 15, 2017, 12:00:32 AM
 :krka:

bed time


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Gramsci on September 15, 2017, 12:12:05 AM
:krka:

bed time

There's a shortage in St Luke's so hold your fookin horses  :klins:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steboro on September 15, 2017, 03:09:04 AM
Whats the trick to free trainers again?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on September 15, 2017, 07:17:36 AM
Show Crocket your ticket and he sorts you out.   


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 15, 2017, 07:54:36 AM
(http://blob:http://imgur.com/0c3835eb-e4f2-434d-aa7a-e8685aae8b6b)


Excellent quote that like  :oleary:

To be fair it's by far the most sane thing he's ever said,


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 15, 2017, 08:02:19 AM
 That right is it small town ?

Now Dave's encrypted bank details are in the middle of his receipt? Plenty more to see on the hidden side . Whats on that side . Eggs Milk Bread .


Keep out of it Ginger  :balo:



 
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tbf he has a point with the fold  mcl

No he doesnt as I explained its to hide some of my card details.





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FoldedTicketGate  :sid:




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Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on September 15, 2017, 08:03:30 AM
Be back after work  :balo:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 15, 2017, 08:13:40 AM
You really don't know when to quit do you? Everyone is laughing at you, you've proven how dumb you are and yet you keep going. Even I would have stepped away if I'd made this much of an assclown of myself.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Bob End and his Sexy Bitch on September 15, 2017, 08:15:52 AM
It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 :bc:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: PoliteDwarf on September 15, 2017, 08:49:47 AM
Having been shown the "ticket" in full in the Baltimore last night I can confirm that there are no pumps on the "ticket".


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Bob End and his Sexy Bitch on September 15, 2017, 08:51:50 AM
It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 :bc:


£10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 15, 2017, 02:27:01 PM
We still haven't heard the killer question.

 :gaz:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Message board lurker on September 15, 2017, 08:17:47 PM
It's because the trainers are on the other side

If it is true (!)  then Capio could clearly call Nike and pay by card over the phone then there is no thread

Crocket is right, even though he misread the receipt status. Load o' shite

There - I posted

 :bc:


£10 to a homeless shelter from yourself or crockport and I'll post it and of course in your usual classy manner you'll apologise for your idiotic guesswork being posted as fact. I have no doubt.

Ticket teaser; you know I haven't got that kind of money

Ticket teaser :charles


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 15, 2017, 09:07:27 PM
Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/15/11/444D6EDB00000578-0-image-a-2_1505470811240.jpg)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 15, 2017, 09:11:51 PM
Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/15/11/444D6EDB00000578-0-image-a-2_1505470811240.jpg)

They're loafers


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 15, 2017, 09:14:42 PM

They're loafers

 :redcard:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Robbso on September 15, 2017, 10:20:13 PM
Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/15/11/444D6EDB00000578-0-image-a-2_1505470811240.jpg)

They're loafers

 :basil:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 15, 2017, 10:29:08 PM
Just in - new photo evidence.

Maybe this is why the trainers were free?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/15/11/444D6EDB00000578-0-image-a-2_1505470811240.jpg)

They're loafers

 :basil:

You need some dough to afford them.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 15, 2017, 10:47:27 PM
Common as muck though. There's an abundance round our way.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 15, 2017, 10:54:34 PM
Common as muck though. There's an abundance round our way.

It's like everyone kneads a pair on COB but I personally don't bagguette not getting any.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 15, 2017, 10:59:12 PM
Yes but not like Warburton's White Toastie Loaf.



















Oh...... that doesn't work... knackers...


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 16, 2017, 08:57:05 AM
I'm the king(smill) at this.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: ron_manager on September 16, 2017, 09:11:30 AM
These jokes are making me roll over with laughter, great to see everyone rising to the occassion but then again it's the yeast I would expect from COB, it's all such good bun.






I butter get me coat


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on September 16, 2017, 09:24:15 AM
Raising a rye smile at the way this thread has gone. I feel I can even show this to my naan now.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Bob End and his Sexy Bitch on September 16, 2017, 10:57:41 AM
These jokes are making me roll over with laughter, great to see everyone rising to the occassion but then again it's the yeast I would expect from COB, it's all such good bun.






I butter get me coat

Prove it


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 17, 2017, 03:08:52 PM
On the subject of insane sport equipment receipt stories....

I bought a baseball tee for my little boy at the Big 5 sports store on Friday.

Was supposed to be $39.99 - they charged me $19.99 (it's even on the receipt/ ticket/ coupon etc and everything....well.. the 19.99 is.... not the proper price.... erm...). 

No sale or offer currently in play.  Must be an administrative error between what the price sticker and shelf says and what their computer has recorded.  It's amazing these places stay in business.  I tells ya.

I didn't notice at the till cause I also bought him a wet suit and many many other assorted sport-type things.

Anyway.... $20?  I shit 'em.

 :mido:




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on September 17, 2017, 03:13:50 PM
On the subject of insane sport equipment receipt stories....

I bought a baseball tee for my little boy at the Big 5 sports store on Friday.

Was supposed to be $39.99 - they charged me $19.99 (it's even on the receipt/ ticket/ coupon etc and everything....well.. the 19.99 is.... not the proper price.... erm...). 

No sale or offer currently in play.  Must be an administrative error between what the price sticker and shelf says and what their computer has recorded.  It's amazing these places stay in business.  I tells ya.

I didn't notice at the till cause I also bought him a wet suit and many many other assorted sport-type things.

Anyway.... $20?  I shit 'em.

 :mido:




 :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on September 17, 2017, 03:26:32 PM
On the subject of insane sport equipment receipt stories....

I bought a baseball tee for my little boy at the Big 5 sports store on Friday.

Was supposed to be $39.99 - they charged me $19.99 (it's even on the receipt/ ticket/ coupon etc and everything....well.. the 19.99 is.... not the proper price.... erm...). 

No sale or offer currently in play.  Must be an administrative error between what the price sticker and shelf says and what their computer has recorded.  It's amazing these places stay in business.  I tells ya.

I didn't notice at the till cause I also bought him a wet suit and many many other assorted sport-type things.

Anyway.... $20?  I shit 'em.

 :mido:




 :pinnochio: :pinnochio: :pinnochio:

OK.  BUSTED.  I didn't buy "many many other assorted sport-type things".

 :souey:

I feel I should also come clean on another issue.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/25venixreM1YQ/giphy-downsized-large.gif)


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 14, 2018, 12:28:13 PM
I'll put a thousand pounds on you not making a cunt of anyone but yourself. As usual.  :like:










Remember writing this Matty


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 14, 2018, 12:29:12 PM
Betting people grands ... you never paid me then... and you wont pay when this H&M Shops goes bust you cunt


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on January 14, 2018, 12:31:04 PM
Because you havent posed THE QUESTION


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 14, 2018, 12:33:16 PM
Because you havent posed THE QUESTION




Squirming away  :wanker:


I was going to ask him a nice easy question to be honest...

But a better one is why delete over 50 comments if he was telling the truth ... cock head.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 14, 2018, 12:35:37 PM
When do I get my Grand ????

Think we can see I made a cock of Dave at the end of it all..

Time to Pay up ..


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on January 14, 2018, 12:41:45 PM
You still look a massive cunt I’m afraid. Just make it £2k when H&M doesn’t go under.


I’m willing to cancel the debt if you tell us what the question was  :mick: :mick:


Don’t let it be said I never help out those less fortunate  :pope2:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 14, 2018, 12:44:21 PM
You still look a massive cunt I’m afraid. Just make it £2k when H&M doesn’t go under.


I’m willing to cancel the debt if you tell us what the question was  :mick: :mick:


Don’t let it be said I never help out those less fortunate  :pope2:








Once again I wipe the floor with a lefty tard .

One day one of you might taste victory against me..

Later you fucking loser  :wanker:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Bob End and his Sexy Bitch on January 14, 2018, 01:59:10 PM
You are nine, and I claim my £5


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 06:43:33 PM
Was at a nike store and bought some new gear for the gym. Bird who looked like Vivian from the young ones grunted at me if I'd be interested in a nike discount card whilst throwing my things everywhere. I responded with I'd be interested in you not creasing my new clothes.

She was clearly annoyed by this and the distraction must have meant she forgot to scan my trainers, which I never noticed until I was back home, over an hour away.

Would you go back and tell them or ride it out? I feel slightly bad but I don't see why I should be inconvenienced because of their mistake.










Then Dave made a cunt of himself , came back to this thread and deleted over 50 posts because it was all made up bull shit ..



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: CLEM FANDANGO on January 26, 2018, 06:49:36 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/10NOvYHKZJeal2/giphy.gif)

But, but, but..... this was nearly a top-5-all-time post.

Why were the posts deleted?  WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?

 :gaz:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 06:51:05 PM
Only Dave can answer that.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on January 26, 2018, 06:52:52 PM
What’s this thread all about then?  :pd:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Rids on January 26, 2018, 06:54:19 PM
About how crocket absolutely destroyed some libtard cocksnoggers.


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Smalltown on January 26, 2018, 06:54:47 PM
 :mcl:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 06:55:27 PM
About how crocket absolutely destroyed some libtard cocksnoggers.





annihilated them all pal  :like:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Grinch on January 26, 2018, 07:11:23 PM
I still have the receipt. £10 donation to a homeless charity and I’ll post it in full trolley boy. 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 07:27:58 PM
I still have the receipt. £10 donation to a homeless charity and I’ll post it in full trolley boy. 





Ill give £100.00 if you give an explanation why you came back here and deleted over 50 posts..


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Grinch on January 26, 2018, 07:53:36 PM
So just for clarity purposes, as last time you promised money you welched on it. If i explain why some of my posts are missing. You'll donate £100 to a homeless charity? How will you do it and how will you evidence it?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 07:55:59 PM
So just for clarity purposes, as last time you promised money you welched on it. If i explain why some of my posts are missing. You'll donate £100 to a homeless charity? How will you do it and how will you evidence it?




Listen you boring fucking fart . tell us why you deleted 50 odds posts .

Get in the tree on the wolves game

Then fucking do 1 you clown


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: calamity on January 26, 2018, 08:03:54 PM
Cricket basically admitting he hasn’t got the bet money  :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on January 26, 2018, 08:05:33 PM
Cricket basically admitting he hasn’t got the bet money  :alf:







Erm No.. Crocket is bored of lashing morons around on here.  :fingers:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Grinch on January 26, 2018, 08:06:11 PM
So just for clarity purposes, as last time you promised money you welched on it. If i explain why some of my posts are missing. You'll donate £100 to a homeless charity? How will you do it and how will you evidence it?




Listen you boring fucking fart . tell us why you deleted 50 odds posts .

Get in the tree on the wolves game

Then fucking do 1 you clown

Just for the members to understand your intention. Once the explanation of forthcoming will you standby your pledge of £100? or are you now saying you have no intention of paying said money and all bets are off?


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steve Göldby on August 22, 2018, 02:01:54 PM
What you should do David is donate the price of the trainers to a suitable charity. Here's a list of potential beneficiaries for you. Take your pick...

https://www.jewishcharityguide.co.uk/ 


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: duckyfuzz on August 22, 2018, 02:06:51 PM
Oi steve,  you do know that lids and len don’t like folk bumping up old threads!!!




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steve Göldby on August 22, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Oi steve,  you do know that lids and len don’t like folk bumping up old threads!!!

I did know this and it makes me want to do it more...  :mido: :monkey:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: duckyfuzz on August 22, 2018, 02:09:39 PM
You rebel.



 :mido:




Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Crocket on August 22, 2018, 08:10:43 PM
What you should do David is donate the price of the trainers to a suitable charity. Here's a list of potential beneficiaries for you. Take your pick...

https://www.jewishcharityguide.co.uk/ 









 :like:



Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Steechve Boalsie on August 22, 2018, 08:17:28 PM
Show us your ticket Capio!!!!


Ps - crocket ...

























What was THE question?  :tp2:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ali on August 22, 2018, 08:26:18 PM
Show us your ticket Capio!!!!


Ps - crocket ...

























What was THE question?  :tp2:


THE QUESTION IS HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR OUR CROCKY TO STOP DREAMING ABOUT MY RUBBERY RUBBERFACE :stairlift: :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: LEON TROTSKY on August 22, 2018, 09:44:54 PM
Oi steve,  you do know that lids and len don’t like folk bumping up old threads!!!





WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DAFT CUNT  :souey:

THE C.O.B. POLICE   :wanker:


FUCK OFF  :fingers:


YOU CLINGING FUCKING WINNET CUNT   :alf:


Title: Re: Got some free trainers today
Post by: Ali on August 23, 2018, 12:45:35 AM
Oi steve,  you do know that lids and len don’t like folk bumping up old threads!!!





WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DAFT CUNT  :souey:

THE C.O.B. POLICE   :wanker:


FUCK OFF  :fingers:


YOU CLINGING FUCKING WINNET CUNT   :alf:


U BEEN GETTING COUNSELLING FROM THE COB FLOUNCE POLICE HAVENT U LIDSY MATE :balo: :meltdown: